the Faith And Spike Show is here
m_c...@my-deja.com
Spike Show (FASS) at http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net . There
will be new episodes every Tuesday opposite the Btvs rerun. There will
be 13 episodes and 1 pilot ep. It'll run from now until mid-
September. So if your ever bored this summer, come on over and check
it out. If you're still not interested, check out the below promo
trailers maybe they'll change your minds.
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Here is a movie style promo of the whole Faith and Spike Show series.
The descriptions of events is what'd you'd see on the screen. The
dialogue is the dialogue, and the Narrator is that guy with the deep
voice that always does the movie trailers.
Narrator: Faith the Vampire Slayer always was sort of a screw-up.
Gwendolyn Post: Faith! A word of advice: you're an idiot.
Faith stakes the Mayor's assistant.
Buffy: May I say something? (pulls her hands free) Psych!
Faith: You played me. You played me!
Buffy plunges a knife straight into Faith's abdomen.
Narrator: That is until she met Spike aka William the Bloody.
Faith chokes Buffy slamming her head repeatedly against the ground.
Faith and Spike fend off a huge group of vampires.
Narrator: Together they had a combustible passion....
Spike runs into a burning building.
Spike and Faith kissing each other passionately.
Spike: I HATE you.
Faith: I LOVE you.
Spike: I LOVE YOU.
Faith: I HATE YOU.
Narrator: ...and even shared some tenderness.
Faith: (In a sincere tone) Thank you, Spike.
Spike softly strokes Faith's neck.
Narrator: But will it be evil that pulls them apart...
Faith is disgusted as Spike viciously kills a someone.
Faith: I can't handle being evil. I'm not like you.
Spike: Wrong. You ARE me.
Spike: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT EVIL IS.
Narrator: ... or will it be love....
Spike: I love Dru. She will always be Number 1.
Narrator: ...or can they stay together?
Faith: Pick ME. I'd never hurt you the way she has.
Narrator: But no matter how it ends, it'll definitely be quite a
ride.
Faith sits on Spike's lap and they make out while he is driving.
Faith and Spike get into a fist-fight.
Faith in a bikini and Spike in a pair of swimming trunks at the beach.
(Is it nighttime? Did Spike find the Gem of Amara? Did Spike have a
little run in with a Mohra Demon? Read and Find out. )
Faith: We should get like a sports car, with tinted windows.
Something that can go from 0 to 60 in like 3 nanoseconds. That piece
of junk couldn't go 0 to 60 if Superman was pushing.
Faith and Dru fighting.
"Music and passion were always the fashion at the Copa"
Faith sobbing.
A gigantic evil looking thing comes out of a dimensional portal. (I
haven't actually decided what it's going to look like yet, but that's a
few episodes away).
Spike and Faith dance to a slow song. He's wearing a tuxedo and she's
in a beautiful evening gown.
Spike: At least you're a banana
Faith gets a nosebleed.
Spike and Faith drive down the highway in a shiny new convertible.
Spike crying.
Spike: Damn, you are a crazy bitch, aren't you.
Faith: Yeah, crazy like a rabbit.
Faith in a Confessional talking with a priest.
Billions upon Billions of floating auras of white light fly across the
room.
Spike: What you got there? Ooh, that's a beautiful looking knife. Ha it
even has some poor sap's blood dried on it.
Faith: That's my blood.
Spike: Really, it even cuts through Slayer, that's pretty sweet.
Spike and Faith grind in a club.
A seesaw going up, then down.
Cut to images of LA, Chicago, San Francisco, Cleveland, and everywhere
in between.
A meadow split in two, on one side is the sun, happiness, and goodness,
on the other is darkness, sadness, and evil. Faith stands between the
two.
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The above was a trailer for the whole series. Here is the promo for
the Pilot Episode.
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Narrator: On the next episode of the Faith and Spike Show...
Faith stands in a meadow. On one side is a sunny nice area, on the
other is a dark rainy barren wasteland.
Faith dreams of killing Buffy.
Narrator: ...Faith finds herself on a mission.
Spike: My, My, My. What do we have here?
Faith in her hospital gown.
Narrator: She's not the only one looking to do evil.
Spike: Maybe we can help each other.
Faith: (Shaking hands) Deal.
Spike: Deal.
Narrator: Can they work together...
Spike slams on the brakes. He lunges over and grabs Faith by the
throat.
Narrator: ...or will they kill each other first.
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Anyway, that's it. If you're interested the address is
http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net
if not then just disregard this and any future message with FASS in the
header.
M_Cable
Who probably gave away too much in the series trailer.
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
m_c...@my-deja.com
http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net . It is entitled, "I Will
Remember Killing You" and takes place during the time of the Angel
Episode "I Will Remember You". Here is a little preview.
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Narrator: On the next episode of the Faith and Spike Show...
Spike: We're here. We're in LA.
Narrator: Faith and Spike arrive in the City of Angels...
Faith and Spike jump out and attack Buffy and Angel.
Narrator: ...and meet up with Buffy and Angel.
Buffy is chained up in a chair.
Narrator: But when it comes down to who to trust...
Buffy: ...how can you even trust Spike? How do you know that right
after you kill me, he won't kill you.
Narrator: ...will Faith trust Buffy...
Spike: Faith knows that she can trust me.
Narrator: ...or Spike.
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The first episode, "The Pilot" got 96 hits. Not too shabby for the
first episode. So if you're interested, the address again is
http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net
M_Cable- Who's only good for, "Eating, Turning, and Making Beer. "
m_c...@my-deja.com
the grossest(not in a perverse way, in a messy way) zaniest, wackiest,
and most irreverant fanfics out there. The title is "Excessive
Bloodshed". Everyone should check it out just to see how gross it is
(God, I'm such a hits whore). The address is
http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net Here is a little preview.
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Narrator: On the next episode of the Faith and Spike Show...
Faith: Holy
Spike: Shit!
Faith: You're bleeding.
Spike: So are you.
Narrator: When they are faced with a major problem...
Victim: (to Spike) Please you must eat me. Kill me. Drink all my blood
away.
Faith: You've got to be kidding me. No way she was like that.
Spike: If your so smart then why don't you tell the story.
Narrator: ...can Faith and Spike get their stories straight in order to
figure out the solution...
Faith jumps straight into the air and delivers a body splash to the
man.
Spike: I don't need your help.
Narrator: ...or can they beat this on their own?
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Episode 1 - I Will Remember You got 61 hits. This brings the yearly
total to:
Episode 0 - The Pilot = 144 Hits
Episode 1 - I Will Remember You = 61 Hits
So again the address is http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net Check
it out. I bet you'll like it.
M_Cable
m_c...@my-deja.com
http://faithandspikeshow.virtualave.net
It is called "Trust the Fascade", here is a little preview.
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Narrator: On the next episode of the Faith and Spike Show...
Faith: What the hell am I doing? What the hell ever happened to "Get
Some, Get Gone".
Narrator: ... Faith reexamines her relationship with Spike.
Spike: I HAVE GOT to get a move on with my evil plan (to mold Faith
into his very own Evil Princess).
Narrator: Spike has his own ideas.
Old, badass looking vampire: We're going to take over the world.
Narrator: But what happens when they meet up with a group of vampires
bent on world domination?
Faith drives off in the Corvette.
Narrator: Is this Faith's cue to leave...
Spike gives chase in another car.
Narrator: ... or can Spike hold on to his Future Evil Princess.
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This episode is sort of the start of some of the story arcs of this
series. The last episode got 36 hits, which is a little disappointing
because I felt it was the most interesting episode yet. Anyway this
brings the yearly total to:
Episode 0 - The Pilot = 176
Episode 1 - I Will Remember Killing You = 79
Episode 2 - Excessive Bloodshed = 36
Hope this trend doesn't continue.
M_Cable