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Master Trainer

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Dec 13, 2002, 11:18:49 PM12/13/02
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Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
space? I wonder...My friend who is a major BUFFY fan is also a major
liar, and a sociopath. What does that say about Buffy fans?

Mattia Valente

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Dec 14, 2002, 5:51:41 AM12/14/02
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Master Trainer wrote:
> Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
> space? I wonder...

Lestat's a wus.

(can't really think of anything useful to say...)

> My friend who is a major BUFFY fan is also a major
> liar, and a sociopath. What does that say about Buffy fans?

Nothing at all, really.

Mattia
--
"Every time people say, 'You've transcended the genre,' I'm
like: No! I believe in genre.'' - Joss Whedon

Shuggie

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Dec 14, 2002, 8:07:11 AM12/14/02
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On 13 Dec 2002 20:18:49 -0800, grey...@cwnet.com (Master Trainer)
wrote:

>Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
>space?

The answer's here - http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=fiction

>I wonder...My friend who is a major BUFFY fan is also a major
>liar, and a sociopath. What does that say about Buffy fans?

It says you should choose your friends more carefully.


--
Shug

Zaphod's just this guy... you know?

Dr Zoidberg

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Dec 14, 2002, 9:32:34 AM12/14/02
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That you are a troll?
--
Alex

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"


George van Hal

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Dec 14, 2002, 8:33:41 PM12/14/02
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Mattia Valente wrote:
> Master Trainer wrote:
>
>> Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
>> space? I wonder...
>
>
> Lestat's a wus.
>
> (can't really think of anything useful to say...)

Dude, don't feed the trolls!

Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)

See Ya,
George
In his first post here in, well, ages.

Mattia Valente

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Dec 15, 2002, 4:07:12 AM12/15/02
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George van Hal wrote:
> Mattia Valente wrote:
>
>> Master Trainer wrote:
>>
>>> Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
>>> space? I wonder...
>>
>>
>>
>> Lestat's a wus.
>>
>> (can't really think of anything useful to say...)
>
>
> Dude, don't feed the trolls!

Meh.

It's not like anything else is happening, is it?

> Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)

Yo G.

> See Ya,
> George
> In his first post here in, well, ages.

WOO!!

BTW, this? This is all your fault.

Mattia
--
"NUDITY, NUDITY, NUDITY." - Joss Whedon on S5

Saskia

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Dec 15, 2002, 5:04:17 AM12/15/02
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Life's a show and we all play our parts. And when the music starts,
George van Hal sings:

Geooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)

Yeah well, it's your fault.

> In his first post here in, well, ages.

What the hell are you doing here!?!

--
Saskia

"Voila! That's French for 'I think we stopped the bleeding.' "

George van Hal

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Dec 15, 2002, 6:59:58 AM12/15/02
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Mattia Valente wrote:
> George van Hal wrote:

>> Dude, don't feed the trolls!

> Meh.

"Meh"? You're giving me "Meh"?

Jeez...

> It's not like anything else is happening, is it?

Well......no.

But still ;-)

>> Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)

> Yo G.

We have a "Yo", I repeat, we have a "Yo"! :-p


>> See Ya,
>> George
>> In his first post here in, well, ages.
>
>
> WOO!!

I will see your "WOO!!" and raise you a "HOO!!"

> BTW, this? This is all your fault.

shutup :-p

See Ya,
George

George van Hal

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Dec 15, 2002, 7:02:46 AM12/15/02
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Saskia wrote:
> Life's a show and we all play our parts. And when the music starts,
> George van Hal sings:
>
> Geooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saskioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-)

Long time, no talk. Well, not in here at least ;-)

>>Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)

> Yeah well, it's your fault.

Jeez, here we go again. It's all M's fault, I tell ya! It's not mine!
It's his! Honestly!

>>In his first post here in, well, ages.

> What the hell are you doing here!?!

See everyone? This is the kind of "welcome" I get.

:-p

See Ya,
George

Mattia Valente

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Dec 15, 2002, 7:49:56 AM12/15/02
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George van Hal wrote:
> Mattia Valente wrote:
>> George van Hal wrote:
>>> Dude, don't feed the trolls!
>>
>> Meh.
>
> "Meh"? You're giving me "Meh"?

Yes. 'cause messin' with trolls is fun. As long as you realise what it
is you're up to.

> Jeez...

feh.

>> It's not like anything else is happening, is it?
>
> Well......no.

Well then.

> But still ;-)

:-p

>>> Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)
>>
>> Yo G.
>
> We have a "Yo", I repeat, we have a "Yo"! :-p

...you're insane. You're not-so-short, and you're insane.

>>> See Ya,
>>> George
>>> In his first post here in, well, ages.
>>
>> WOO!!
>
> I will see your "WOO!!" and raise you a "HOO!!"

YEAH!

>> BTW, this? This is all your fault.
>
> shutup :-p

You know it's true, biatch.

Mattia
--
"If vampires couldn't have erections, our show would have been
12 episodes long." - Joss Whedon

Mattia Valente

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Dec 15, 2002, 7:51:35 AM12/15/02
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George van Hal wrote:
> Saskia wrote:
>
>> Life's a show and we all play our parts. And when the music starts,
>> George van Hal sings:
>>
>> Geooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Saskioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> :-)

Oh dear god..

> Long time, no talk. Well, not in here at least ;-)

hehehe...

>>> Tsk tsk, would've thought you'd know better, M ;-)
>>
>> Yeah well, it's your fault.
>
> Jeez, here we go again.

Since when do you say 'Jeez'? Is this that thing that happened around
when you started saying 'or summit' (meaning 'or summat', for those with
brains..)

> It's all M's fault, I tell ya! It's not mine!
> It's his! Honestly!

Now why don't I believe you?

>>> In his first post here in, well, ages.
>>
>> What the hell are you doing here!?!
>
> See everyone? This is the kind of "welcome" I get.

FEEEEEEELLLLLL the love!

;-P

George van Hal

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Dec 15, 2002, 10:09:13 AM12/15/02
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Mattia Valente wrote:
> George van Hal wrote:
>> Mattia Valente wrote:
>>> George van Hal wrote:

Hmmm. This seems strangely familiar...

>> "Meh"? You're giving me "Meh"?
>
> Yes. 'cause messin' with trolls is fun. As long as you realise what it
> is you're up to.

Well, ok, sure. But still. You know what happens to the little critters
if you feed 'em, espcially after midnight[1], right?

>> Jeez...

> feh.

GLEH! [2]


>>> It's not like anything else is happening, is it?
>>
>>
>> Well......no.
>
> Well then.

Well then, what?

>> We have a "Yo", I repeat, we have a "Yo"! :-p
>
>
> ...you're insane. You're not-so-short, and you're insane.

/me is insane, sure

Oh, and not-so-short? Don't hear that too often ;-)

>>> WOO!!
>> I will see your "WOO!!" and raise you a "HOO!!"
> YEAH!

SCORETASTICNESS!


>>> BTW, this? This is all your fault.


>> shutup :-p

> You know it's true, biatch.

It is not true, it is never true, it never WILL be true, so, Mwa-HA!

See Ya,
George

[1] Or was that Gremlins?
[2] I dunno either...

Saskia

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Dec 15, 2002, 10:10:07 AM12/15/02
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Life's a show and we all play our parts. And when the music starts,
George van Hal sings:
> Mattia Valente wrote:
> > George van Hal wrote:
> >> Mattia Valente wrote:
> >>> George van Hal wrote:
>
> Hmmm. This seems strangely familiar...
>
>
> [1] Or was that Gremlins?
> [2] I dunno either...

Oh. My. God.

It's back.

But I am NOT having anything to do with this. Nuh-uh. Not me.

--
Saskia

"Off with their heads! Kidding."


George van Hal

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Dec 15, 2002, 10:16:15 AM12/15/02
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Mattia Valente wrote:
> George van Hal wrote:
>> Saskia wrote:

And again with the familiarity...

>>> Geooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Saskioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> :-)

> Oh dear god..

I know ;-)

<snipertysnip>

>> Jeez, here we go again.
>
>
> Since when do you say 'Jeez'?

Dunno. I think I might have gotten it from someone else. It's a very
highly contagious "Jeez", y'see. Won't be long now before the word
"Jeez" is all that will be typed on the whole of Usenet. Just you wait
and see...<insert evil laughter and a few well-placed "Dun dun duuuun"'s>

>Is this that thing that happened around
> when you started saying 'or summit' (meaning 'or summat', for those with
> brains..)

/me feels around in his head

Yup, there's brains in here too. Although I might've screwed 'em up a
tad now..

Eh-nee-way, my point was this: Since I have brains as well, and I prefer
to say "summit", there was no point to your last remar...

*beat*

oh, screw it..

;-)

> > It's all M's fault, I tell ya! It's not mine!
>
>> It's his! Honestly!
>
> Now why don't I believe you?

Dunno.

/me checks his pockets. Yup, it's the Credibility I stole from that
vault alright. Shouldn't be any problems now...


>>> What the hell are you doing here!?!
>>
>>
>> See everyone? This is the kind of "welcome" I get.
>
>
> FEEEEEEELLLLLL the love!

Hehe ;-)

See Ya,
George

George van Hal

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Dec 15, 2002, 10:19:50 AM12/15/02
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Saskia wrote:
> Life's a show and we all play our parts. And when the music starts,
> George van Hal sings:
>>Mattia Valente wrote:
>>>George van Hal wrote:
>>>>Mattia Valente wrote:
>>>>>George van Hal wrote:

>>Hmmm. This seems strangely familiar...
>>
>>
>>[1] Or was that Gremlins?
>>[2] I dunno either...
>
> Oh. My. God.
>
> It's back.

Heh, don't worry. Two footnotes do not a LRTWF[tm] make...

> But I am NOT having anything to do with this. Nuh-uh. Not me.

Hmmm, wait, let me see.

<checks to see who sent this message>

Yup, that IS you, no doubt about it...

See Ya,
George

bolle boos

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Dec 16, 2002, 4:28:42 AM12/16/02
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"Master Trainer" <grey...@cwnet.com> schreef in bericht
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> Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
> space? I wonder...My friend who is a major BUFFY fan is also a major
> liar, and a sociopath. What does that say about Buffy fans?

Nothing.


Neil Sluman

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Dec 16, 2002, 3:29:46 PM12/16/02
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Master Trainer wrote:
> Would LeStat kick that anorexic Buffy's cute little ass into outer
> space?

Well, this depends. If Anne Rice was writing, then he probably would,
although I feel she'd probably not use terms excruciatingly dumb as
yours. If Joss Whedon was writing, then no.

> I wonder...My friend who is a major BUFFY fan is also a major
> liar, and a sociopath. What does that say about Buffy fans?

Nothing.

Yaaawn! Come on! Surely you can do better than that. If you want to
come up with a decent troll, I suggest you look at the work of Kevin
Klerck, or T. Reginald Gibbons.


--
Squigs - who should know better than to feed the trolls.

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