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Wil...@nowhere.net says...
>On 8/4/2022 2:12 PM, Julian wrote:
>> A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by
>> staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next
>> morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
>> ?
>> She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice
>> hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay -
>> I didn't even have breakfast!"
>> ?
>> The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast
>> had been included had she wanted it.
>> ?
>> She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and,
>> forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an
>> Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for
>> use."
>> ?
>> "But I didn't use them."
>> ?
>> 'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that
>> she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were
>> so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing
>> here."
>> ?
>> "But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
>> ?
>> "Well, we have them, and you could have."
>> ?
>> No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't
>> use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
>> ?
>> After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved,
>> she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was
>> surprised when he looked at the check.
>> ?
>> "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
>> ?
>> "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
>> ?
>> "But I didn't!"
>> ?
>> "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
>
>A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d
>like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of
>natural causes.”
>
>The pharmacist says, “Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m
>going to have to call the police and report you.”
>
>The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He
>looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love
>to the pharmacist’s wife.
>
>The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”
Love 'em both!
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