An Appeal to Doctors

[Keynes]

Doctors, the health care situation is a mess, and we know
that you care about that. So we are opening up a chain of
less expensive hospitals that charge motel rates plus nursing
costs. We know you are dying to fix the problem of too high
medical costs and to serve humanity by curing patients. That's
what it's all about isn't it? Our new medical services are expected
to lower costs significantly and thereby to attract a greater and
greater share of the oh-so-competitive medical market.

We'll buy our supplies from Walgreens and CVS
(at a quantity discount) to cut that cost by 90%. We'll import
our drugs from Canada and other countries for up to 75% savings
there too. But we need you doctors to help. We are offering
positions in all specialties at rates far below what you are making
right now -- like about double or triple what a plumber or car
mechanic makes. Sure that will be a 85% cut in your income,
but come on -- it isn't about the money is it?

Oh? It is?