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Best and Worst Vagina Tattoos of All Time
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awaken21
Oct 19, 2012, 11:50:42 PM10/19/12
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Sanford Manley
Oct 20, 2012, 12:36:13 AM10/20/12
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On 10/19/2012 11:50 PM, awaken21 wrote:
> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
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You are too old and feeble to be looking at this stuff, Luke.
We need someone like Stavros to properly survey a large
population of tattooed vaginas and categorize them according
to size, shape, taste, etc.
--
Sanford
> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
>
You are too old and feeble to be looking at this stuff, Luke.
We need someone like Stavros to properly survey a large
population of tattooed vaginas and categorize them according
to size, shape, taste, etc.
--
Sanford
awaken21
Oct 20, 2012, 12:38:47 AM10/20/12
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On Saturday, October 20, 2012 12:36:14 AM UTC-4, Sanford Manley wrote:
> On 10/19/2012 11:50 PM, awaken21 wrote:
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> > http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
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> You are too old and feeble to be looking at this stuff, Luke.
>
Never surrender!
> On 10/19/2012 11:50 PM, awaken21 wrote:
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> > http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
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> >
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> You are too old and feeble to be looking at this stuff, Luke.
>
> We need someone like Stavros to properly survey a large
>
> population of tattooed vaginas and categorize them according
>
> to size, shape, taste, etc.
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>
SG
Oct 20, 2012, 2:12:29 PM10/20/12
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awaken21
Oct 20, 2012, 2:32:26 PM10/20/12
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Yikes.
Love
Oct 24, 2012, 12:00:53 AM10/24/12
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In article <5dbcabd8-ed8e-45ed...@googlegroups.com>, lukec...@gmail.com
says...
>http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
I've been thinking for some time that our old standby
"what we're about" statement "masturbation and cannibalism"
was just not edgy enough anymore. This confirms that the
world is ready for us to take it to the next level.
I have no idea what that would consist of but let me just
state for the record that I am not getting busy with any
lips that look like Homer Simpson, no matter what.
--
Love
"If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat."
--Robert A. Heinlein
says...
>http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
I've been thinking for some time that our old standby
"what we're about" statement "masturbation and cannibalism"
was just not edgy enough anymore. This confirms that the
world is ready for us to take it to the next level.
I have no idea what that would consist of but let me just
state for the record that I am not getting busy with any
lips that look like Homer Simpson, no matter what.
--
Love
"If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat."
--Robert A. Heinlein
Ned Ludd
Oct 24, 2012, 12:11:51 AM10/24/12
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"Love" <lo...@spam.invalid> wrote in message
news:20121024-0...@news.eternal-september.org...
> In article <5dbcabd8-ed8e-45ed...@googlegroups.com>,
> lukec...@gmail.com
> says...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
>
> I've been thinking for some time that our old standby
> "what we're about" statement "masturbation and cannibalism"
> was just not edgy enough anymore. This confirms that the
> world is ready for us to take it to the next level.
> I have no idea what that would consist of but let me just
> state for the record that I am not getting busy with any
> lips that look like Homer Simpson, no matter what.
> --
> Love
>
This whole tattooed vagina thing - and BTW, typing
> lukec...@gmail.com
> says...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
>
> I've been thinking for some time that our old standby
> "what we're about" statement "masturbation and cannibalism"
> was just not edgy enough anymore. This confirms that the
> world is ready for us to take it to the next level.
> I have no idea what that would consist of but let me just
> state for the record that I am not getting busy with any
> lips that look like Homer Simpson, no matter what.
> --
> Love
>
"tattooed vaginas" into google and clicking on Images
will give you several page-fulls of shock - illustrates
the fundamental evolutionary basis of vaginas (and
sexual organs in general), which is, they were not
designed to operate in daylight. They were designed
to function in the dark.
Ned
Love
Oct 24, 2012, 2:02:54 AM10/24/12
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In article <6NOdnV600ewK9xrN...@earthlink.com>, ned...@ix.netcom.com
says...
You are so right.
(phosphorescent prophylactics notwithstanding)
says...
(phosphorescent prophylactics notwithstanding)
awaken21
Oct 24, 2012, 8:02:49 AM10/24/12
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On Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:54:39 PM UTC-4, Love wrote:
> In article <5dbcabd8-ed8e-45ed...@googlegroups.com>, lukec...@gmail.com
>
> says...
>
> >http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
>
>
>
> I've been thinking for some time that our old standby
>
> "what we're about" statement "masturbation and cannibalism"
>
> was just not edgy enough anymore. This confirms that the
>
> world is ready for us to take it to the next level.
>
>
>
> I have no idea what that would consist of but let me just
>
> state for the record that I am not getting busy with any
>
> lips that look like Homer Simpson, no matter what.
>
>
>
Great minds...
> In article <5dbcabd8-ed8e-45ed...@googlegroups.com>, lukec...@gmail.com
>
> says...
>
> >http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
>
>
>
> I've been thinking for some time that our old standby
>
> "what we're about" statement "masturbation and cannibalism"
>
> was just not edgy enough anymore. This confirms that the
>
> world is ready for us to take it to the next level.
>
>
>
> I have no idea what that would consist of but let me just
>
> state for the record that I am not getting busy with any
>
> lips that look like Homer Simpson, no matter what.
>
>
>
As I scrolled I was wondering if I could get over the mental image of Homer giving me a blowjob. Interestingly the Demons I had no problem with.
daletx
Oct 24, 2012, 1:26:18 PM10/24/12
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Which makes me think that we...at least, y'all...may be a buncha prudes.
DT
Kitty P
Oct 24, 2012, 3:13:15 PM10/24/12
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"daletx" <dal...@gnusguy.com> wrote in message
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already done this) that men take a look at their scrotums from the bottom
looking up - maybe get a mirror or something. Personally, I have found times
where a tat here or there might have made it a little more appealing. You
know - when I was young and all.
Kitty
Ned Ludd
Oct 24, 2012, 3:59:17 PM10/24/12
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"Kitty P" <kitty...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Images.
No, no... But perhaps I have a gender bias - what say ye?
Ned
Kitty P
Oct 24, 2012, 4:47:34 PM10/24/12
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"Ned Ludd" <ned...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
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http://www.masterzchicago.com/inked.htm
I don't know if it's gender bias or a mentally healthy regard for our own
body parts?
Kitty
Ned Ludd
Oct 24, 2012, 4:59:55 PM10/24/12
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Oh, absolutely charming! "Is that a reptile between
your legs, or are you just happy to terrify people?"
Ned
your legs, or are you just happy to terrify people?"
Ned
Kitty P
Oct 24, 2012, 5:34:56 PM10/24/12
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Sort of a new take on doing the Mamba.
Kitty
Kitty
daletx
Oct 24, 2012, 6:03:19 PM10/24/12
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DT
Love
Oct 24, 2012, 7:49:54 PM10/24/12
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In article <cf63a952-1cce-4d1f...@googlegroups.com>, lukec...@gmail.com
says...
Ha ha! I just realised that I hadn't even imagined
it as getting blown by Homer. I was thinking of it
as necking with Homer, and stopping right there.
Neither demons nor fish gave me the same reaction.
says...
it as getting blown by Homer. I was thinking of it
as necking with Homer, and stopping right there.
Neither demons nor fish gave me the same reaction.
Love
Oct 24, 2012, 8:00:14 PM10/24/12
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In article <k698c...@news4.newsguy.com>, dal...@gnusguy.com says...
Have you seen the sex scene in The Dictator yet?
Love
Oct 24, 2012, 8:14:55 PM10/24/12
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In article <3OCdnZRUi4g41RXN...@earthlink.com>, ned...@ix.netcom.com
says...
Tats aren't enough to improve the aesthetics of that
area. Get rid of the hair and the wrinkles and make
it a nice smooth area like idealised versions of it
are (like those shiny mettal scrotums you hang from
your trailer hitch), and tats *may* be able to work
with the veins and such, but I still can't see a
reason to bother when you could just turn off the
lights or shut your eyes.
says...
area. Get rid of the hair and the wrinkles and make
it a nice smooth area like idealised versions of it
are (like those shiny mettal scrotums you hang from
your trailer hitch), and tats *may* be able to work
with the veins and such, but I still can't see a
reason to bother when you could just turn off the
lights or shut your eyes.
Sanford Manley
Oct 24, 2012, 11:06:36 PM10/24/12
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You can thank me later!
--
Sanford
Kitty P
Oct 24, 2012, 11:42:11 PM10/24/12
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"Sanford Manley" <ans...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Kitty
Love
Oct 25, 2012, 12:21:26 AM10/25/12
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In article <k6aabs$tc2$2...@dont-email.me>, ans...@gmail.com says...
not just scrotums and (the rather expectable) boobies.
Ya learn something every day.
>The thing to do is SCROTUM INFLATION!
>You can thank me later!
Holy mackerel, people are into inflating everything,
>You can thank me later!
not just scrotums and (the rather expectable) boobies.
Ya learn something every day.
Ned Ludd
Oct 25, 2012, 12:41:07 AM10/25/12
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http://tinyurl.com/8pcpaod
No, no, no.
Emphatically no.
Ned
Sanford Manley
Oct 25, 2012, 1:11:03 AM10/25/12
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On 10/24/2012 11:42 PM, Kitty P wrote:
>> >The thing to do is SCROTUM INFLATION!
>> >You can thank me later!
>> >The thing to do is SCROTUM INFLATION!
>> >You can thank me later!
> Who is going to blow them up?
A willing volunteer!
--
Sanford
Sanford Manley
Oct 25, 2012, 1:12:36 AM10/25/12
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> Sandy, (1) Google, (2) "scrotum inflation" (3) Images...
> http://tinyurl.com/8pcpaod
>
> No, no, no.
>
> Emphatically no.
You gotta have a lot of balls to go that route!
> http://tinyurl.com/8pcpaod
>
> No, no, no.
>
> Emphatically no.
--
Sanford
Love
Oct 25, 2012, 2:36:38 AM10/25/12
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In article <wy2is.2106$Be....@newsfe13.iad>, kitty...@hotmail.com says...
will use his own bicycle pump. I exclude
giving a citation on grounds of good taste.
>> The thing to do is SCROTUM INFLATION!
>> You can thank me later!
>>
>> --
>> Sanford
>
>Who is going to blow them up?
Nurses, if the blowee is lucky, otherwise he
>> You can thank me later!
>>
>> --
>> Sanford
>
>Who is going to blow them up?
will use his own bicycle pump. I exclude
giving a citation on grounds of good taste.
Sanford Manley
Oct 25, 2012, 5:02:38 AM10/25/12
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On 10/25/2012 2:36 AM, Love wrote:
> In article <wy2is.2106$Be....@newsfe13.iad>, kitty...@hotmail.com says...
>> "Sanford Manley" <ans...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> The thing to do is SCROTUM INFLATION!
>>> You can thank me later!
>>
> In article <wy2is.2106$Be....@newsfe13.iad>, kitty...@hotmail.com says...
>> "Sanford Manley" <ans...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> The thing to do is SCROTUM INFLATION!
>>> You can thank me later!
>>
>> Who is going to blow them up?
>
> Nurses, if the blowee is lucky, otherwise he
> will use his own bicycle pump. I exclude
> giving a citation on grounds of good taste.
You mean scrotum tastes better inflated?
>
> Nurses, if the blowee is lucky, otherwise he
> will use his own bicycle pump. I exclude
> giving a citation on grounds of good taste.
"Her boyfriend looks like a puffer fish...la-la-la-la-la!"
--
Sanford
Kitty P
Oct 25, 2012, 11:03:25 AM10/25/12
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Those hurt even my eyes. But back to tattoos - I do believe they bend the
whole shebang tight over a wooden spoon to do them if I read correctly. That
doesn't sound like fun either.
Kitty
whole shebang tight over a wooden spoon to do them if I read correctly. That
doesn't sound like fun either.
Kitty
awaken21
Oct 25, 2012, 11:13:57 AM10/25/12
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daletx
Oct 25, 2012, 1:47:35 PM10/25/12
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DT
Love
Oct 25, 2012, 2:21:19 PM10/25/12
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In article <91abbd17-1cbd-4210...@googlegroups.com>,
lukec...@gmail.com says...
--
Love
"All facts are tactical." --/l, absfg
lukec...@gmail.com says...
>
>Fish gave me the thought..."Thanks for the warning."
Oh you are going to get in trouble with that kind of talk.
>Fish gave me the thought..."Thanks for the warning."
--
Love
"All facts are tactical." --/l, absfg
Love
Oct 25, 2012, 2:33:17 PM10/25/12
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In article <k6bu...@news7.newsguy.com>, dal...@gnusguy.com says...
>
>> Have you seen the sex scene in The Dictator yet?
>
>No, I haven't. And if it's got Sacha Baron Cohen in it, I won't.
I understand. "Borat" was kinda tough on you suthners.
>> Have you seen the sex scene in The Dictator yet?
>
>No, I haven't. And if it's got Sacha Baron Cohen in it, I won't.
awaken21
Oct 25, 2012, 11:25:27 PM10/25/12
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On Thursday, October 25, 2012 2:21:19 PM UTC-4, Love wrote:
> In article <91abbd17-1cbd-4210...@googlegroups.com>,
>
> lukec...@gmail.com says...
>
> >
>
> >Fish gave me the thought..."Thanks for the warning."
>
>
>
> Oh you are going to get in trouble with that kind of talk.
>
Well that's unusual.
> In article <91abbd17-1cbd-4210...@googlegroups.com>,
>
> lukec...@gmail.com says...
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> >
>
> >Fish gave me the thought..."Thanks for the warning."
>
>
>
> Oh you are going to get in trouble with that kind of talk.
>
Love
Oct 26, 2012, 4:55:31 AM10/26/12
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In article <0651ffe2-5ea2-4850...@googlegroups.com>,
lukec...@gmail.com says...
Well, you might be safe if you don't say
things about flavour or aroma...
lukec...@gmail.com says...
things about flavour or aroma...
Kitty P
Oct 26, 2012, 10:59:31 AM10/26/12
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"Love" <lo...@spam.invalid> wrote in message
'dive' 'dive' and quit whining.
Love
Oct 26, 2012, 2:00:52 PM10/26/12
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In article <zzxis.1101$sz4...@newsfe11.iad>, kitty...@hotmail.com says...
Well, ba pre-sex shower is really all that's needed,
but yelling "dive, dive, ahooga" is still fun.
[Spoiler Alert]
In "The Dictator" Sacha Baron Cohen's line is "see
you in fifteen minutes".
but yelling "dive, dive, ahooga" is still fun.
[Spoiler Alert]
In "The Dictator" Sacha Baron Cohen's line is "see
you in fifteen minutes".
SG
Oct 26, 2012, 8:17:10 PM10/26/12
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awaken21
Oct 26, 2012, 9:55:44 PM10/26/12
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On Friday, October 26, 2012 4:47:27 AM UTC-4, Love wrote:
> In article <0651ffe2-5ea2-4850...@googlegroups.com>,
>
> lukec...@gmail.com says...
>
> >On Thursday, October 25, 2012 2:21:19 PM UTC-4, Love wrote:
>
> >> In article <91abbd17-1cbd-4210...@googlegroups.com>,
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> >>
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> >> lukec...@gmail.com says...
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> >>
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> >> >
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> >>
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> >> >Fish gave me the thought..."Thanks for the warning."
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> >>
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> >> Oh you are going to get in trouble with that kind of talk.
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> >>
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> >
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> >Well that's unusual.
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>
> Well, you might be safe if you don't say
>
> things about flavour or aroma...
>
>
Normally I wouldn't. But if there's a tat of a fish on your pussy, that's just begging for it. Also great opening for fishing jokes.
> In article <0651ffe2-5ea2-4850...@googlegroups.com>,
>
> lukec...@gmail.com says...
>
> >On Thursday, October 25, 2012 2:21:19 PM UTC-4, Love wrote:
>
> >> In article <91abbd17-1cbd-4210...@googlegroups.com>,
>
> >>
>
> >> lukec...@gmail.com says...
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> >>
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> >> >
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> >>
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> >> >Fish gave me the thought..."Thanks for the warning."
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> >>
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> >>
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> >>
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> >> Oh you are going to get in trouble with that kind of talk.
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> >>
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> >
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> >Well that's unusual.
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> Well, you might be safe if you don't say
>
> things about flavour or aroma...
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