Winter Driving
Wilson
A winter statistic:
98% of Americans say "Oh Shit" before going in the ditch on a slippery
road.
The other 3% are from Maine, Vermont or the U.P. of Michigan and they
say "Hold my beer and watch this."
--
Wilson
http://puddinheadwilson.tumblr.com/
DT
> Quote of the week:
>
> A winter statistic:
>
> 98% of Americans say "Oh Shit" before going in the ditch on a slippery
> road.
>
> The other 3% are from Maine, Vermont or the U.P. of Michigan and they
> say "Hold my beer and watch this."
This is quite a revelation. I had been under the impression that "hold
my beer and watch this" was a uniquely Texan (or at least Southern)
expression.
Evidently it's possible to be a redneck and a Yankee at the same time...
DT
Keynes
Or even an Alaskan.
Yankee city slickers pissed me off, the prissy dudes.
So I moved to the wilds of Wisconsin to find the real
people, the honest, salt of the earth yeomen. I found
that they were just the same as everybody else. What
a let down. Now I'm a hermit and don't expect much
from myself or anybody else.
Beerlet Dhiblang
> Quote of the week:
>
> A winter statistic:
>
> 98% of Americans say "Oh Shit" before going in the ditch on a slippery
> road.
>
> The other 3% are from Maine, Vermont or the U.P. of Michigan and they
> say "Hold my beer and watch this."
This is true.
I'm native-born Miamian, but I turned Yankee when I did a 180 in the
snow on an exit ramp & rolled it backwards into a little pullout.
OK, I drank a beer afterwards.
/l
DT
"These are just simple folks. These are people of the land. The common
clay of the New West. You know..... Morons!"
DT
Lee Rudolph
The relevant part of the essence of "redneck" (as we understand it
here, well outside its home territory) is captured by two quite
distinct ethnic groups hereabouts: "swamp Yankees" and "Frenchies".
Plenty of both in both Maine and Vermont. I'm not sure if they'd
hold each other's beers, though.
Lee Rudolph
Love
I'd thought it was Newfies. I got email recently
informing me of this.
--
Love
Love
Key...@earthlinkspam.net says...
"I expect nothing, Master."
"Then you shall receive it, in abundance!"
--
Love
Kitty P
"Love" <no....@from.you.bub> wrote in message
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I was informed that it was Oklahoma in an email last week.
Kitty
Love
says...
>
>Quote of the week:
>
>A winter statistic:
>
>98% of Americans say "Oh Shit" before going in the ditch on a slippery
>road.
>
>The other 3% are from Maine, Vermont or the U.P. of Michigan and they
>say "Hold my beer and watch this."
98 + 3 = 101
Obviously the joke started in _______________
--
Love
DT
Well, you know what they say. There are three kinds of people in the
world; those who are good at math, and those who aren't.
DT
Wally Chapman
> Quote of the week:
>
> A winter statistic:
>
> 98% of Americans say "Oh Shit" before going in the ditch on a slippery
> road.
>
> The other 3% are from Maine, Vermont or the U.P. of Michigan and they
> say "Hold my beer and watch this."
>
>
So, 98% and 3% is, ummm.... where y'all from?
Wally
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"Wilson" <Wil...@nowhere.net> wrote in message
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> Quote of the week:
>
> A winter statistic:
>
> 98% of Americans say "Oh Shit" before going in the ditch on a slippery
> road.
>
> The other 3% are from Maine, Vermont or the U.P. of Michigan and they say
> "Hold my beer and watch this."
the "yoopers" in the u.p. in michigan
say that they don't slow down on icy
or snowy roads because if you go in
a ditch you can drive right back out
at a fast speed but if you slow down
for bad roads that's why you get stuck
in a ditch.
Wilson
And they're in a hurry to get to the bar. That was the last beer.
--
Wilson
http://puddinheadwilson.tumblr.com/
^@%>---*=#**
to the yoopers there is no
such thing as a "last beer".