*
erik
i've
been..............spatula'd........................to.........death...
.......
uhh.................*
erik
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Chris Canning
Denise wrote:
>
> Would it be in poor taste to send an assortment of kitchen utensils in lieu
> of flowers?
>
> --
>
> Denise
If you had good taste in kitchen utensils and sent them to me they
would be greatly appreciated. I love to cook special things. I do
however hate not having a good tools to cook with.
Chris
Chris Canning
Denise wrote:
>
> > If you had good taste in kitchen utensils and sent them to me they
> > would be greatly appreciated. I love to cook special things. I do
> > however hate not having a good tools to cook with.
> >
> > Chris
>
> I have excellent taste in utensils. My favorite piece in my 1920's garlic
> crusher, it's awesome.
>
> Denise
ooo! You mean one of those cast type with the manufacturer and date
stamped into it?
Chris
feeling a tinge of envy
TC3
"Denise" <tdt...@erols.com> wrote in message
news:88bq30$2fg$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
> Would it be in poor taste to send an assortment of kitchen utensils in
lieu
> of flowers?
>
> --
>
> Denise
>
>
>
> news:1eqias4uitmnm0gqo...@4ax.com...
> > (Funeral arrangements are pending)
> >
> >
> > On Tue, 15 Feb 2000 14:51:13 GMT, "erik" <erikm...@usa.not> wrote:
> >
> > >i.....am............dying.....................
> > >i've
> > >been..............spatula'd........................to.........death...
> > >.......
> > >
> > >uhh.................*
> > >
> > >
> > >erik
> >
>
>
TC3
"Chiklet" <chi...@csurfer.netstockings> wrote in message
> I think that's a great idea! Flowers only end up dying-kitchen
> utensils live on forever! Say, do you happen to have one of those
> things that separates the fat from the broth to make gravy?
> ---- Chiklet ----
Chris Canning
Denise wrote:
> >
>
> Stand in the kitchen for a really long time, dirty a whole bunch of dishes,
> let folks gather around the table, let them eat, watch them leave, and stand
> alone in the kitchen to clean up. If this ever happens to you, you probably
> just cooked.
>
> Denise
I like to clean as I go. Not just to avoid the mess. I get quite
upset when someone allows food to dry and cake on my colanders or
whisks. And they had better not dare to abuse my cast iron skillets
which I have nurtured and coddled into having a well tempered no
stick surface.
Chris
It is not anally retentive to value the important things in life. he
he he
TC3
cooking....Cherylnews:88bsal$hk3$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
>
> Chiklet <chi...@csurfer.netstockings> wrote in message
> > Ah poop! I already have 2 wisks myself....
> > ---- Chiklet ----
> > (Cooking? What is that?)
> >
>
> Stand in the kitchen for a really long time, dirty a whole bunch of
dishes,
> let folks gather around the table, let them eat, watch them leave, and
stand
> alone in the kitchen to clean up. If this ever happens to you, you
probably
> just cooked.
>
> Denise
>
> >
> >
> >
> > >Chiklet <chi...@csurfer.netstockings> wrote in message
> > >news:cgrias84b770qjp3e...@4ax.com...
> > >> I think that's a great idea! Flowers only end up dying-kitchen
> > >> utensils live on forever! Say, do you happen to have one of those
> > >> things that separates the fat from the broth to make gravy?
> > >> ---- Chiklet ----
> > >>
> > >
> > >Denise
Chris Canning
Denise wrote:
>
> > ooo! You mean one of those cast type with the manufacturer and date
> > stamped into it?
> >
> No date, it was my grandmother's crusher. It's all lightweight metal and
> you can see where the handle has been welded several times, has so many
> silly marks on it, must have quite a history. It's so primitive looking,
> neat-o.
>
> Denise..."Don't hate me because I have a cool crusher!"
Hate you because of a wee tinge of envy? I don't think so! My
happiness that you have something that brings you pleasure far out
weighs any envy. As I wander from one adventure to another I find
and aquire all kinds of old and unusual treasures. Especially
sculptures. But I get the most value out of them from giving them
to my more settled friends and family. That is if I choose the
homes of these treasures wisely.
Chris
Kitzy
>i've
>been..............spatula'd........................to.........death...
>.......
>
>uhh.................*
ERIK! DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! I'M SORRY!
YODIE'S SORRY! WE'LL NEVER SPATULA YOU AGAIN!
*sob*
Kitznegari...
-----
Yesterday it worked,
today it is not working,
Windows is like that. -BeOS Haiku
http://www.yodemann.clara.co.uk/Kitznegari.htm
TC3
computer is in the dining room is his craned neck and arm messing with it
during dinner...that irks me!
"Chiklet" <chi...@csurfer.netstockings> wrote in message
> Well, lack of appreciation is the dominating factor in MY house-in ALL
> areas, not just cooking! :)
> Chiklet
ghost of erik
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Denise <tdt...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> Would it be in poor taste to send an assortment of kitchen utensils
in lieu
> of flowers?
>
> --
>
> Denise
>
>
>
> Chiklet <chi...@csurfer.netstockings> wrote in message
Jaguar1778
been spatula'd to death. Show some respect. Does anyone have a strainer?
TC3
"ghost of erik" <erikm...@usa.not> wrote in message
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Kitzy
>has
>been spatula'd to death. Show some respect. Does anyone have a strainer?
:::::Erik, have you been spatulaed to death or are you just in a
coma:::::hello?:::::can you hear me through your fuzzy haze?:::::
Kitznegari...
-----
Don't make me get my spatula out!
Yodel
>i.....am............dying.....................
>i've
>been..............spatula'd........................to.........death...
>.......
>
>uhh.................*
>
>
>erik
>--
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>
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If it aint broke, break it
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Yodel
doing woodwork at school, but the only tools I have at home are either
crappy 5th birthday presents or my Dad's ancient ones which are a
complete mess, and although they were mostly good in their time he has
an all-encompassing aversion to buying new things. :-)
>
>
>Denise wrote:
>>
>> Would it be in poor taste to send an assortment of kitchen utensils in lieu
>> of flowers?
>>
>> --
>>
>> Denise
>
>
>If you had good taste in kitchen utensils and sent them to me they
>would be greatly appreciated. I love to cook special things. I do
>however hate not having a good tools to cook with.
>
>Chris
--
Yodel
likes it but she hates it when someone gets her hosework utensils of
any kind for her Birthday/Christmas
>I think that's a great idea! Flowers only end up dying-kitchen
>utensils live on forever! Say, do you happen to have one of those
>things that separates the fat from the broth to make gravy?
> ---- Chiklet ----
>
>On Tue, 15 Feb 2000 10:04:22 -0500, "Denise" <tdt...@erols.com> wrote:
>
>>Would it be in poor taste to send an assortment of kitchen utensils in lieu
>>of flowers?
>
--
Ą
Yodel
>>i.....am............dying.....................
>>i've
>>been..............spatula'd........................to.........death...
>>.......
>>
>>uhh.................*
>
>ERIK! DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT! THE LIGHT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! I'M SORRY!
>YODIE'S SORRY! WE'LL NEVER SPATULA YOU AGAIN!
>
>*sob*
>
>Kitznegari...
>-----
>Yesterday it worked,
>today it is not working,
>Windows is like that. -BeOS Haiku
>
>http://www.yodemann.clara.co.uk/Kitznegari.htm
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
--
¥
ghost of erik
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TC3 <tc...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> Why? You started this hootinanny. TC3
> "ghost of erik" <erikm...@usa.not> wrote in message
> news:Jjgq4.4175$JQ.2...@monger.newsread.com...
> > I do not think that is very funny.
> >
> > erik
> > --
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> > Denise <tdt...@erols.com> wrote in message
> > news:88bq30$2fg$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
> > > Would it be in poor taste to send an assortment of kitchen
utensils
> > in lieu
> > > of flowers?
> > >
> > > --
> > >
ghost of erik
festering in alt.bored!
erik
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Denise <tdt...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> > Denise..."Don't hate me because I have a cool crusher!"
> >
> >
> > Hate you because of a wee tinge of envy?
>
> I was joking. Remember the commercial, "Don't hate me because I'm
> beautiful?"
>
> > I don't think so! My
> > happiness that you have something that brings you pleasure far out
> > weighs any envy. As I wander from one adventure to another I find
> > and aquire all kinds of old and unusual treasures. Especially
> > sculptures. But I get the most value out of them from giving them
> > to my more settled friends and family. That is if I choose the
> > homes of these treasures wisely.
>
> Yikes, I don't normally part with my treasures. I'll give a set of
sheets
> or clothing to those in need, but I keep my treasures. Eventually,
my kids
> will have my treasures to do with what they like.
>
> Denise
>
>
> > Chris
>
>
Jaguar1778
TC3
if you are going to die, or are on your way, can I have a kidney? Cheryl
"Chiklet" <chi...@csurfer.netstockings> wrote in message
> You are too funny!
> Chiklet
TC3
Since no one is going to acknowledge Erik's death, I will do the
commencing. Erik, we have known you and have, er rather loved you through
out every post. May you rest in peace and please, make sure you give up
your organs. We need nice young kidneys. Ashes to Ashes Dust to computer
wires. Amen and all that stuff.
"Yodel" <that.pee...@the.window.again> wrote in message
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> <in toff voice> oh! sooorry!
>
> >i've
> >been..............spatula'd........................to.........death...
> >.......
> >
> >uhh.................*
> >
> >
> >--
> >http://www.eliteentertainment.net
> >free famous fonts, bizarre photos, news, comics, recipes, chat,
> >consumer news, editorials, tributes to Nolan Ryan, John Elway,
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> >
> >change the 'not' to 'net' to reply
> >.
> >
> >
>
Jaguar1778
james archer
James
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Yodel
--
¥
>Hehehehe!! That's good to know!
> Chiklet
>
>On Tue, 15 Feb 2000 22:06:47 GMT, that.pee...@the.window.again
>(Yodel) wrote:
>
>>Your cats lick your balls... gee, mine don't do that...
>>--
>>¥
>>>SWELL!!!! why can't i lick my balls like my cat?
>
--
james archer
>
> ...I'll never accept that you're really gone...
*quizzical look*
Jaguar1778
Kitzy
...I'll never accept that you're really gone...
Kitznegari...
-----
Don't make me get my spatula out!
Yesterday it worked,
Kitzy
Ok.
Yuk?
Kitzy
>it is going to tell everyone about it.
Da-da DAT *ching*
Kitzy
>>
>> ...I'll never accept that you're really gone...
>
>
>James
*quizzical look back*
Is there something on my face?
IICCEE69
> Chiklet
>
>On Tue, 15 Feb 2000 22:06:47 GMT, that.pee...@the.window.again
>(Yodel) wrote:
>
>>Your cats lick your balls... gee, mine don't do that...
>>--
>>
IICCEE ;o9
~Power is the ability to please~
IICCEE69
>
>
>James
>
because he got his butt kicked with a spatula
IICCEE69
>it wasn't until last year that I found out which end of the turkey was
>the neck and which end was the butt-what a shocker THAT was!
> Chiklet
I still laugh when we had that conversation. How even after you knew the truth
you could not admit it to your hubby
james archer
then shouldn't the subject line be something more descriptive, such as:
( )*( ) [#]====
?
Kitzy
LOL!
ghost of erik
Oh yeah, cuz I'm dead.
erik
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james archer <snowp...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> > because he got his butt kicked with a spatula
>
> then shouldn't the subject line be something more descriptive, such
as:
>
> ( )*( ) [#]====
>
IICCEE69
> Chiklet
>
>
I have been told that I am....But you would be a better judge of that than I.
Marika
> > I do and it's a cherished thing.... :o)
>
> What does it look like?
>
> I always use a paper towel for that. Just gently lay it on top of the
> liquid and all of the fat gets sucked into the towel. No muss, no
fuss.
my fathead sister used to run around the house with a
pink towel wrapped on her head and saying while picking
her foot up and down 'I am sister Mercedes of the
Mauve Order of Nuns -- mmmmmmmmmmmTOUCHDOWN!"
We told her that she needed another name to add to
the Mercedes part, as all nuns had 2 names they go
by. We tried to convince her to call herself
Sister Mercedes Portia after that Shakespeare
character, but all she did was run around going
Vrooom,mmmmmm,touchdown
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Before you buy.
Marika
Chiklet said:
<<<I tried making gravy for the first time this past Thanksgiving. What
a
disaster! I made the mistake of listening to my husband when he said
he didn't see any fat on it to drain off....you should have seen how
it looked-lumpy beyond description, and thick as paste. Blech!! Heck,
it wasn't until last year that I found out which end of the turkey was
the neck and which end was the butt-what a shocker THAT was!>>>
One time, my sister would not eat the beef stew my mother
made for dinner, so my mother dumped the hot bowl of food
on her head. I don't think it made her eat it. The dogs
liked it
betty...@my-deja.com
Marika <marik...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> my fathead sister used to run around the house with a
> pink towel wrapped on her head and saying while picking
> her foot up and down 'I am sister Mercedes of the
> Mauve Order of Nuns -- mmmmmmmmmmmTOUCHDOWN!"
> We told her that she needed another name to add to
> the Mercedes part, as all nuns had 2 names they go
> by. We tried to convince her to call herself
> Sister Mercedes Portia after that Shakespeare
> character, but all she did was run around going
> Vrooom,mmmmmm,touchdown
Did you see that morning show, the one with Bryant
Gumball. They had this guy on who did not finish high
school, and just barely got his GED. But he went on to
found a very lucrative company. Then he sold it and
retired. He has been going around giving lavish gifts
to people who meant something to him on the way up.
He gave his high school teacher this gorgeous maroon
Portia.