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Mistress say .. he who stand on toilet , is high on pot

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Christy Muders

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Feb 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/24/99
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KeithPuns

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Feb 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/24/99
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> I know
>when the aliens came dowm , and took me to brazil , I was subjected to
>strange drinking experiments , and watching the aliens procreate off of
>gin and tonics .... is .. Not a pretty site ... so is any one as bored

I think what really got me when I was abducted by aliens and subjected to
various implantations is that 1) the aliens looked really bored -- like they
discovered the secret of immortality and now can't figure out what the f-- to
do with it, (SO SMILE ALREADY, UNBLINKING ONE). But, they did give an extra
special implant, and that makes me smile....

Beamingly yours,
Keith Puns

IICCEE69

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Feb 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/24/99
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>ut, they did give an extra
>special implant, and that makes me smile....
>

?Well, this just might be why your wife is willing to put up with the
whinning,moaning and groaning and bitching....


IICCEE ;o9
*sanity is a cozy lie*

KeithPuns

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Feb 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/24/99
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Iiccee, that is so insightful! and all this time I thought it was my winning
personality... but i'll check it out and get back to you

Keith Puns
"Better living through wordplay".

IICCEE69

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Feb 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/24/99
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>Iiccee, that is so insightful!

I have never been accused of being insightful...Is that a good thing?? I'm
hoping so..

> but i'll check it out and get back to you

Do get back with me on that...a woman needs to know these things you know...or
is it that a woman needs what she can't have...hmm different thought
there...sorry

KeithPuns

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Feb 24, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/24/99
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>I have never been accused of being insightful...Is that a good thing?? I'm
>hoping so..
>
>> but i'll check it out and get back to you

Insightful is very good when tempered by just the right amount of
superficiality. That and a twist over ice makes a fine refreshment.

BTW, she said, "You think it was your glasses? Get a clue!" As directed, I am
fervently seeking out this mysterious hint for the answer.

Sherlockingly yours,
Keith Puns

IICCEE69

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Feb 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/25/99
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> That and a twist over ice makes a fine refreshment.
>

I am of the opinion that a twist over ice is always a good way to refresh a man

FLAKEYCHIK

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Feb 25, 1999, 3:00:00 AM2/25/99
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>I am of the opinion that a twist over ice is always a good way to refresh a
>man

Please.......come back down to earth, will you?

Flakey Chik
"Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?"

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