I hate cats (not Cathi K's)
Wojo
yesterday***
Arrggggh!!!
My kids cat ran away two months ago.
There is this farmer 'round here that was gonna shoot a bunch of
kittens if they couldn't get rid of 'em.
So I, being the sacrificial father, promised to take them.
So I went and picked one of the little bastards up yesterday. These
are farm cats, never saw the inside of a house and hunt for their
food.
Everything went fine until I got to Wal-Mart to go in and get litter
and a dish and food and toys and all the crap you're supposed to get
for your cute and cuddly little monster.
The *kitten* (from this point forward he will be referred to as *the
evil one*) was in a cardboard box in the back seat. It was in the mid
80's and I didn't want to leave him in there while I was in the store
because there was only a few small holes in the box. So I decided I'd
transfer him to the cat carrier I brought with me.
I got the old farmer guys nine pounds of duct tape off the box and
opened it, The Evil One looked docile enough laying there, just looked
up at me for a second. I reached in and picked him up and he then
proceeded to rip me limb from limb. This cat weighs approximately 2
pounds and it somehow put many, many holes in me in a very short
period of time. People in the wal-mart parking lot started gathering
around my car as I sat in it having an extreme battle with what
appeared to be a very small and angry black gremliin. The thing
jumped on the back dash, I reached for it, it put several more 3"
scrapes in my hand.
All in all it took me like five minutes to capture the beast and get
him into the carrier. I got out of the car laughing like a loon with
blood dripping from both hands.
So I proceeded to go into wal-mart with everyone staring at me and my
son saying "Look at my dad...a cat beat him up...see the blood? See
the blood?"
I wanted to buy a shotgun, instead I bought $40 worth of cat crap and
now have my own little evil monster who cannot come near me, because
if I catch him I will be looking for a rematch.
And Peggo? Did I tell you? It's an evil black cat!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for telling y'all something so unimportant.
Carry on.
Wojo
Who thinks this cat is just about the same size as my shoe.
Mel^_^
you and threw it on the kitten before you picked it up. They get stunned
and before they know what's happened....they're in the carrier^_^. Give it
a while...you'll have a housecat before you know it.
Mel<--top posting on purpose.
--
From *A Very Brady Sequel*
Mike Brady : " A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given thought
to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that gift
should give the givee regrets."
Wojo wrote in message ...
Cathi K.
>yesterday***
<the cat story was great>
ROTFLMFAO!!! I have this incredible, irreversible mental video playing of this
entire event. Wojo, whenever you get mean and ornary, I'm gonna remember your
bout with a po widdle kitty cat and just laugh my ass off.
I mean this in the nicest possible way of course.
Oh, and remember my quote of a day or two ago? Mark Twain said, "A man who
carries a cat by the tail finds out something he can learn in no other way."
cathi k.
********
Dreams are true while they last and do we not live in dreams?
- Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Wojo
>>***The following is a completely irrelevant account of my day
>>yesterday***
>
><the cat story was great>
>
>ROTFLMFAO!!! I have this incredible, irreversible mental video playing of this
>entire event. Wojo, whenever you get mean and ornary, I'm gonna remember your
>bout with a po widdle kitty cat and just laugh my ass off.
>
>I mean this in the nicest possible way of course.
>
>Oh, and remember my quote of a day or two ago? Mark Twain said, "A man who
>carries a cat by the tail finds out something he can learn in no other way."
LOL!
Well...you know...I've been battling kittens in one way or another
throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
Cathi K.
>throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
Don't I know it ;-) In fact I went to see some Cats (with some Dogs) last
night and an incredible battle of the sexes was going on <g>.
Hey where are ya? Hook me up on AIM!
George Stark
"Wojo" <ke...@jvlnet.com> wrote in message
news:kfe5psgjhr471lm3a...@4ax.com...
> ***The following is a completely irrelevant account of my day
> yesterday***
>
>
Wojo
>>Well...you know...I've been battling kittens in one way or another
>>throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
>
>Don't I know it ;-) In fact I went to see some Cats (with some Dogs) last
>night and an incredible battle of the sexes was going on <g>.
>
>Hey where are ya? Hook me up on AIM!
Well...I tried, but you're gone already!
Wojo
Wojo
<na...@cyberia.net.lb> wrote:
>Go to hell Wojo. I never liked you. I hope you die and cats shit on you.
Are you a troll?
Wojo
Mel^_^
Perhaps a hostile teen...they seem to be just as bad...
Mel^_^
>wrote:
>
>>Wojo wrote in message ...
>>>On Thu, 10 Aug 2000 18:28:31 +0300, "George Stark"
>>><na...@cyberia.net.lb> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Go to hell Wojo. I never liked you. I hope you die and cats shit on you.
>>>
>>>Are you a troll?
>>
>>
>>Perhaps a hostile teen...they seem to be just as bad...
>
>by the wolf guy and now George Stark wants me to die. If I didn't
>know better I'd think it was Andy!
I was going to say the same thing.....but I figured I'd get flamed for it so
I shut up.
Mel
Wag
Wojo wrote in message ...
>On Thu, 10 Aug 2000 18:28:31 +0300, "George Stark"
><na...@cyberia.net.lb> wrote:
>
>>Go to hell Wojo. I never liked you. I hope you die and cats shit on you.
>
>Are you a troll?
>
>
What's a troll?
Wag
Marin Vukovic
> >Oh, and remember my quote of a day or two ago? Mark Twain said, "A man >
>who carries a cat by the tail finds out something he can learn in no other
> >way."
>
> LOL!
>
> Well...you know...I've been battling kittens in one way or another
> throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
For all you know, this one may be a grandchild of one of the cats you battled
in your puberty life. The poor kitten heard the stories and decided to get its
revenge. :-))
Besides, I have a black cat too and we like each other pretty much, so I would
say the problem is in you. :-))) You have to understand the animal, Wojo, being
friendly with them doesn't come to you by nature. :-)
Marin
a friend of animals
--
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Marin Vukovic
> Go to hell Wojo. I never liked you. I hope you die and cats shit on you.
And who the heck might you be?!?
Marin
Robin
Poor baby! Cats *are* the devil personified, though. You
should have known! Now sweet little puppies, on the other
hand...
Robin from Houston -
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hot toddy
>Poor baby!
Bah, Wojo's a Packer fan, they're *all* wusses.
(The birthday's over, cheesehead ^_^)
>Cats *are* the devil personified, though. You should have
>known! Now sweet little puppies, on the other hand...
IAWTP. Puppies rule.
Did I ever share the difference between cats and dogs with the ng?
Dogs think, "Look at these people. They feed me, shelter me,
play with me, give me love and affection--they must be Gods"
Cats think, "Look at these people. They feed me, shelter me,
play with me, give me love and affection--I must be a God"
Todd
also allergic to cats, that may have something to do with it
Shirley
Mel^_^ <mbo...@attglobal.net> wrote in message
news:3992d...@news1.prserv.net...
> Wojo wrote in message ...
> >>>On Thu, 10 Aug 2000 18:28:31 +0300, "George Stark"
> >>><na...@cyberia.net.lb> wrote:
> >>>
you.
> >>>
> >>
> >>
> >>Perhaps a hostile teen...they seem to be just as bad...
> >
> >Ahh...but two in a day...this could be a fun day. First I get pinged
> >by the wolf guy and now George Stark wants me to die. If I didn't
> >know better I'd think it was Andy!
>
>
> I was going to say the same thing.....but I figured I'd get flamed for it
so
> I shut up.
>
> Mel
>
> --
> From *A Very Brady Sequel*
> Mike Brady : " A gift is only a good thing when the giver has given
thought
> to that gift. But when the gift the giver gives gives grief, then that
gift
> should give the givee regrets."
...........or maybe he is someone who just never got that kitten he wanted
for Christmas....maybe he hoped desperately year after year to see a kitten
with a cute little bow under the tree but it never happened .....his
resentment growing to all kitten owners around the world. Wojo...just
think ..your kids could have become a George of the world if you had of
denied them the cat. Now wear your scars proudly and consider them for a
good cause!!
Shirley
Cathi K.
>
>Dogs think, "Look at these people. They feed me, shelter me,
>play with me, give me love and affection--they must be Gods"
>
>Cats think, "Look at these people. They feed me, shelter me,
>play with me, give me love and affection--I must be a God"
>
between cats and dogs*:
Dogs don't want much and are happy with what they get. Cats don't know what
they want but they know they want more of it.
Peggo
your smart mouthed kid takes after his Daddy.
So how's the cat doing now? If it's like most farm cats brought into the
house, it's probably hiding under the couch, and using the closet for a
litter box. You probably won't even be able to catch it for three days.
My best advice would be to confine it to a closed room with it's food and
litter. Have your kid go in periodically and try to gently approach it.
It's very frightened, and you chasing it all over the car didn't help. Make
friends with it and it will be sleeping on your keyboard in no time.
Take care of those nasty scratches. They can easily become infected.
Black evil cats are the best kind. I have three of them. Is it a male?
Good Luck,
peggo
On top of Wojo once again.
"Wojo" <ke...@jvlnet.com> wrote in message
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Marin Vukovic
> >...........or maybe he is someone who just never got that kitten he wanted
> >for Christmas....maybe he hoped desperately year after year to see a kitten
> >with a cute little bow under the tree but it never happened .....his
> >resentment growing to all kitten owners around the world. Wojo...just
> >think ..your kids could have become a George of the world if you had of
> >denied them the cat. Now wear your scars proudly and consider them for a
> >good cause!!
>
> I wish you'd post more often Shirley.
>
> I like you regardless of what Marin says about you.
Who? Me? Nah... I never confess to people who don't like cats. :-))
Gary & lois Edwards
Cathi K. <scull...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000810105402...@ng-fy1.aol.com...
> >***The following is a completely irrelevant account of my day
> >yesterday***
>
>
> ROTFLMFAO!!! I have this incredible, irreversible mental video playing of
this
> entire event
Well here is another one for you Cathy....
Half our stuff is at the
city house and half at the farmhouse. Sigh....I just love all this moving
stuff....can't find a friggin thing, and even if you find it you don't know
where to put it.....though I've suggested a couple places when Gary has
turned around and asked me, "Well, where does THIS go?"
We've got a temporary fence around the yard so the dogs can't get out and
that's the extent of our renovations so far. We did have quite a "farm"
experience this morning at about 4 in the ay em.....my cat has been
seriously freaked by this whole moving thing. You know, he's a city
cat....boom boxes, loud cars, barking dogs and skateboards, or even gunfire
from an AK-47 just down the street, doesn't phase him in the least....but
the farm is just, just....so big and so quiet........so he's been hiding
under the house. He's stuck his head out a couple of times for food, but
when the coyotes started yowling last evening, he decided that under the
house was just fine. Well, at some point during the night he decided things
were quiet enough so he could do some prowling.............
Did you know that roosters start crowing at about 4am? Well, neither did
he....the rooster next door crowed and the next thing you know this crazed
and scared cat came flying in through our open bedroom
window, hair fluffed out and eyes big as saucers, and landed right in the
middle of our bed on top of two sleeping people and three sleeping
Schnauzers. Evidently he didn't want to stick around outside and find out
what kind of animal could squeeze a bird hard enough to make a sound like
THAT!!
What a way to wake up!!..
Stay posted....further adventures are sure to be forthcoming...
Sleepless in Walla Walla
Lois E.
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<snipped for brevity>
> Stay posted....further adventures are sure to be forthcoming...
> Sleepless in Walla Walla
> Lois E.
Hey, Lois, we're practically neighbors. Well, same state anyway. I've
driven through Walla Walla many times to get to Portland when I lived in
Lewiston, ID. Nice neighborhood. And it's nice to know there's another
Northwesterner on here.
So...hi, from the NW corner of the state!
Shauna
--
"...There is a calling on each of our lives,
a sacred contract that each of us made with
the Creator when we came into being, and it
is each of our jobs to find out what that is
and get on about the business of doing it."
- Oprah Winfrey
Gary & lois Edwards
Shauna <sh...@galaxynet.com> wrote in message
> Hey, Lois, we're practically neighbors. Well, same state anyway. I've
> driven through Walla Walla many times to get to Portland when I lived in
> Lewiston, ID.
My parents lived in Lewiston for a few years...Mom owned the Buzy Bee Dry
Cleaners there. They've retired now and live up on Osburne ID....
If you get down my way, give a shout...I'd love to meet a fellow ABSK'r.....
Cathi K.
>Well here is another one for you Cathy....
Lois, that must have been an intense freakin way to wake up!
Once when my daughter was 13 she was having a sleepover. They were all lying
on the floor in the sunken living room in the dark watching scary movies. I
took the cat and basically just tossed it in on top of them. Freaked them out,
freaked out the cat. I still laugh when I remember ;-)
Shauna
>
> > Hey, Lois, we're practically neighbors. Well, same state anyway. I've
> > driven through Walla Walla many times to get to Portland when I lived in
> > Lewiston, ID.
>
> My parents lived in Lewiston for a few years...Mom owned the Buzy Bee Dry
> Cleaners there. They've retired now and live up on Osburne ID....
> If you get down my way, give a shout...I'd love to meet a fellow ABSK'r.....
> Lois E.
>
This is so funny. I was one of your mom's most loyal customers. I
used to be an area sales manager at the Lamonts in the Lewiston mall
several years ago. We had so many clothes come back damaged from
Martinizing, and I used to recommend Busy Bee to my customers because
your mom was always so careful in her work. Wow, small world, huh?
Jonathan Kennedy
Marin Vukovic wrote in message <8mums6$r0v$1...@as102.tel.hr>...
>
>>who carries a cat by the tail finds out something he can learn in no other
>> >way."
>>
>> LOL!
>>
>> Well...you know...I've been battling kittens in one way or another
>> throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
>
>For all you know, this one may be a grandchild of one of the cats you
battled
>in your puberty life. The poor kitten heard the stories and decided to get
its
>revenge. :-))
>
>Besides, I have a black cat too and we like each other pretty much, so I
would
>say the problem is in you. :-))) You have to understand the animal, Wojo,
being
>friendly with them doesn't come to you by nature. :-)
Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that kind of a
kitten.
--
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-Jerry Jenkins, Tribulation Force
The Unforgiven--Assistant Castle Librarian, Court Loon, Royal Hacker of
the Castle, Knight Protector General, Sir Smooth
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Jonathan Kennedy
No, actually, have you ever broken your nose by walking into a wall? Well,
I have.... But I still maintain that it was NOT my fault! It was the girl
wearing the really skimpy outfit in Pentagon City.
--
The Red Horse of the Apocalypse was on the rampage.
-Jerry Jenkins, Tribulation Force
The Unforgiven--Assistant Castle Librarian, Court Loon, Royal Hacker of
the Castle, Knight Protector General, Sir Smooth
ICQ# 78150961
Wojo wrote in message ...
>***The following is a completely irrelevant account of my day
>yesterday***
>
>
Gary & lois Edwards
Wow....that's almost unreal.....
I used to recommend Busy Bee to my customers because
> your mom was always so careful in her work.
Well, that would be my Mother, all right!! She was very, very good at her
job....the only downside from her cleaning business was that she was such a
pack rat.....and if anyone didn't come back for their clothes, she couldn't
bear to destroy or give away anything....so now she not only has all her
clothes from the 50's...and all mine and my sister's clothes from the 60's &
70's.....she now has everyone else's as well. But she's nearly 70....so I
guess she's earned the right to be a little eccentric. I'll tell her that
we've talked....she'll get a kick out of it, I'm sure.
Lois E.
Wow, small world, huh?
>
> Shauna
>
> --
> "...There is a calling on each of our lives,
> a sacred contract that each of us made with
> the Creator when we came into being, and it
> is each of our jobs to find out what that is
> and get on about the business of doing it."
> - Oprah Winfrey
______________________________________________________________________
Shirley
> On Thu, 10 Aug 2000 18:44:58 GMT, "Shirley" <yo...@canada.com> wrote:
>
> >...........or maybe he is someone who just never got that kitten he
wanted
> >for Christmas....maybe he hoped desperately year after year to see a
kitten
> >with a cute little bow under the tree but it never happened .....his
> >resentment growing to all kitten owners around the world. Wojo...just
> >think ..your kids could have become a George of the world if you had of
> >denied them the cat. Now wear your scars proudly and consider them for a
> >good cause!!
>
> I wish you'd post more often Shirley.
>
> I like you regardless of what Marin says about you.
>
Be careful what you wish for Wojo *L*
...and don't listen to Marin. Those stories about me being delusional,
paranoid and jealous are all things he invents so people will avoid me and
he can isolate me in some desolate corner of a country devastated by war
(where they speak a language with no vowels in it) while he runs around
with the town trollop!
Terese
Do NOT ever think that a good way to bathe a cat would be to get naked and
hold it while you have a shower. My sensible, pragmatic, and logical
husband did once think that this would be a quick way to get both of them
clean.........never laughed so much in my life!
Terese - life is much nicer with a warm and clean pussy
"Wojo" <ke...@jvlnet.com> wrote in message
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Marin Vukovic
> >> Well...you know...I've been battling kittens in one way or another
> >> throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
> >
> >For all you know, this one may be a grandchild of one of the cats you
battled
> >in your puberty life. The poor kitten heard the stories and decided to get
its
> >revenge. :-))
>
>
> Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that kind of a
> kitten.
Jonathan. Buddy. He said "in one way or another". I decided to talk about that
one way, not another.
Terese
Glad I could bring a little laughter into someone's life Wojo!
Terese - happiness is a warm furry pussy.
"Wojo" <ke...@jvlnet.com> wrote in message
news:399da034...@news.jvlnet.com...
> "Terese" <t...@optusnet.com.au> said:
>
> >Cat care tip for the day from Terese:
> >
> >Do NOT ever think that a good way to bathe a cat would be to get naked
and
> >hold it while you have a shower. My sensible, pragmatic, and logical
> >husband did once think that this would be a quick way to get both of them
> >clean.........never laughed so much in my life!
> >
> >Terese - life is much nicer with a warm and clean pussy
>
> OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!
>
> That is too FUNNY.....how dare you do this to me (my neighbors) at
> this time of the night!!
>
> Wojo
>
Jonathan Kennedy
Marin Vukovic wrote in message <8n085k$47b$4...@as102.tel.hr>...
>Jonathan Kennedy <zero...@cvn.net> wrote in message news:SzHk5.7038
>
>> >> Well...you know...I've been battling kittens in one way or another
>> >> throughout my post-puberty life to date. :)
>> >
>> >For all you know, this one may be a grandchild of one of the cats you
>battled
>> >in your puberty life. The poor kitten heard the stories and decided to
get
>its
>> >revenge. :-))
>>
>>
>> Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that kind of a
>> kitten.
>
>Jonathan. Buddy. He said "in one way or another". I decided to talk about
that
>one way, not another.
Now that you mention it, I suppose you're right. I was just thinking that
you were kind of (and forgive the expression) naive when it comes to Wojo
and his, somewhat disreputable, sense of humor.
Marin Vukovic
> >> Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that kind of a
> >> kitten.
> >
> >Jonathan. Buddy. He said "in one way or another". I decided to talk about
> > that one way, not another.
>
> Now that you mention it, I suppose you're right. I was just thinking that
> you were kind of (and forgive the expression) naive when it comes to Wojo
> and his, somewhat disreputable, sense of humor.
Or maybe I know what Wojo is trying to say most of the time and like his
somewhat disreputable sense of humor, but I don't always choose to follow the
same path.
Peggo
"Kevin" <ke...@torrlls.cjb.net> wrote in message
news:3997635b...@torrllnews.com...
> While eagerly awaiting the Torrll Limpics, Wojo <ke...@jvlnet.com>
> from alt.books.stephen-king said:
>
> >On Sat, 12 Aug 2000 10:19:12 -0400, Icy Hotpoison
> ><icyhot...@torrlls.cjb.net> wrote:
> >
> >>While the fatties mourned the loss of their beloved SSF-A.M, Wojo
> >><ke...@jvlnet.com> suscribed to alt.books.stephen-king and said:
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 12 Aug 2000 15:00:05 +0200, "Marin Vukovic"
> >>><mvuk...@softhome.net> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Jonathan Kennedy <zero...@cvn.net> wrote in message news:giYk5.9156
> >>>>
> >>>>> >> Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that kind
of a
> >>>>> >> kitten.
> >>>>> >
> >>>>> >Jonathan. Buddy. He said "in one way or another". I decided to talk
about
> >>>>> > that one way, not another.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Now that you mention it, I suppose you're right. I was just
thinking that
> >>>>> you were kind of (and forgive the expression) naive when it comes to
Wojo
> >>>>> and his, somewhat disreputable, sense of humor.
> >>>>
> >>>>Or maybe I know what Wojo is trying to say most of the time and like
his
> >>>>somewhat disreputable sense of humor, but I don't always choose to
follow the
> >>>>same path.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>We can stop talking about me now.
> >>>
> >>>I'm here.
> >>>
> >>>Wojo
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >>Don't you hate it when people talk about you like you are not even
> >>there?
> >>Oh, you weren't there.
> >>
> >>Never mind.
> >>
> >>Shall we commence with "Good Morning" take 3?
> >>
> >>Morning Wojo.
> >Morning Ice.
> Morning Woj.
>
>
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Dear ABS-K'ers. Fix it or quit bitching.
>
> "Kevin" a.k.a Icy Hotpoison
> **************************************
> Official Troll of the
> Sydney 2000 Limpic Team
> http://torrlls.cjb.net
> **************************************
Good Morning Kev, Ice, and Woj.
peg
likin 3 letters today.
Cathi K.
>>Good Morning Kev, Ice, and Woj.
>>
>>peg
>>likin 3 letters today.
>
>
>Wojo
Good morning Wojo, Icy, Peggo, Kevin, MEL, Todd, Robin, Jen, Wag, RAVEN, Judi,
Stacy, Ivy, Bev, and everyone else who I'm forgetting and please accept my
apologies!
Jonathan Kennedy
Marin Vukovic wrote in message <8n3hu0$i1$4...@as102.tel.hr>...
>Jonathan Kennedy <zero...@cvn.net> wrote in message news:giYk5.9156
>
>> >> Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that kind of a
>> >> kitten.
>> >
>> >Jonathan. Buddy. He said "in one way or another". I decided to talk
about
>> > that one way, not another.
>>
>> Now that you mention it, I suppose you're right. I was just thinking
that
>> you were kind of (and forgive the expression) naive when it comes to Wojo
>> and his, somewhat disreputable, sense of humor.
>
>Or maybe I know what Wojo is trying to say most of the time and like his
>somewhat disreputable sense of humor, but I don't always choose to follow
the
>same path.
Works for me!
Wag
Cathi K. wrote in message <20000812145043...@ng-mf1.aol.com>...
>>
>>>Good Morning Kev, Ice, and Woj.
>>>
>>>peg
>>>likin 3 letters today.
>>
>>Good morning Peggo!!
>>
>>Wojo
>
>Good morning Wojo, Icy, Peggo, Kevin, MEL, Todd, Robin, Jen, Wag, RAVEN,
Judi,
>Stacy, Ivy, Bev, and everyone else who I'm forgetting and please accept my
>apologies!
>
>cathi k.
Well, finally SOMEONE (ahem, Icy, Wojo, peg) remembered me.
I guess I know who my real friend is... =(
Wag
Wag
Kevin wrote in message <3995715b...@torrllnews.com>...
>While eagerly awaiting the Torrll Limpics, Icy Hotpoison
><icyhot...@torrlls.cjb.net> from alt.books.stephen-king said:
>
>>While the fatties mourned the loss of their beloved SSF-A.M, "Peggo"
>><peg...@hotmail.com> suscribed to alt.books.stephen-king and said:
>>
>>>
>>>"Kevin" <ke...@torrlls.cjb.net> wrote in message
>>>news:3997635b...@torrllnews.com...
>>>> While eagerly awaiting the Torrll Limpics, Wojo <ke...@jvlnet.com>
>>>> from alt.books.stephen-king said:
>>>>
>>>> >On Sat, 12 Aug 2000 10:19:12 -0400, Icy Hotpoison
>>>> ><icyhot...@torrlls.cjb.net> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >>While the fatties mourned the loss of their beloved SSF-A.M, Wojo
>>>> >><ke...@jvlnet.com> suscribed to alt.books.stephen-king and said:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Sat, 12 Aug 2000 15:00:05 +0200, "Marin Vukovic"
>>>> >>><mvuk...@softhome.net> wrote:
>>>> >>>
news:giYk5.9156
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>> >> Marin, buddy, I really don't think he was talking about that
kind
>>>of a
>>>> >>>>> >> kitten.
>>>> >>>>> >
>>>> >>>>> >Jonathan. Buddy. He said "in one way or another". I decided to
talk
>>>about
>>>> >>>>> > that one way, not another.
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>> Now that you mention it, I suppose you're right. I was just
>>>thinking that
>>>> >>>>> you were kind of (and forgive the expression) naive when it comes
to
>>>Wojo
>>>> >>>>> and his, somewhat disreputable, sense of humor.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>Or maybe I know what Wojo is trying to say most of the time and
like
>>>his
>>>> >>>>somewhat disreputable sense of humor, but I don't always choose to
>>>follow the
>>>> >>>>same path.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>We can stop talking about me now.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>I'm here.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Wojo
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Don't you hate it when people talk about you like you are not even
>>>> >>there?
>>>> >>Oh, you weren't there.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Never mind.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Shall we commence with "Good Morning" take 3?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Morning Wojo.
>>>> >Morning Ice.
>>>> Morning Woj.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >Dear ABS-K'ers. Fix it or quit bitching.
>>>>
>>>> "Kevin" a.k.a Icy Hotpoison
>>>> **************************************
>>>> Official Troll of the
>>>> Sydney 2000 Limpic Team
>>>> http://torrlls.cjb.net
>>>> **************************************
>>>
>>>
>>>peg
>>>likin 3 letters today.
>>>
>>
>>Kevin says good morning too.
>
>Yeah, what she said.
Dude, Kev, Kevin-a, whatever... can you ever picture spnaking Icy?
Wag
A man who's having a hard time living some things down... ;-)
>
>
>>
>>
>>
>>Icy Hotpoison a.k.a "Kevin"
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Wag
Kevin wrote in message <3995de10...@torrllnews.com>...
>While eagerly awaiting the Torrll Limpics, "Wag" <bon...@winco.net>
>from alt.books.stephen-king said:
>
>>
>>Cathi K. wrote in message
<20000812145043...@ng-mf1.aol.com>...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>peg
>>>>>likin 3 letters today.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Wojo
>>>
>>>Good morning Wojo, Icy, Peggo, Kevin, MEL, Todd, Robin, Jen, Wag, RAVEN,
>>Judi,
>>>Stacy, Ivy, Bev, and everyone else who I'm forgetting and please accept
my
>>>apologies!
>>>
>>>cathi k.
>>
>>
>>Well, finally SOMEONE (ahem, Icy, Wojo, peg) remembered me.
>>
>>I guess I know who my real friend is... =(
>>
>>Wag
>>
>
Well, a good morning every now and then wouldn't kill ya, would it?
Sheesh'd
Wag
Cathi K.
>
>I guess I know who my real friend is... =(
>
>Wag
>
Raven
>Judi,
>Stacy, Ivy, Bev, and everyone else who I'm forgetting and please accept my
>apologies!
hehe I'm in caps. :-)
Um... good midnight to everyone? lol
Raven <- needs a new job
~~
http://www.angelfire.com/mb/hank/writing.html
It's gettin' so damn creepy
Just nursing this ghost of a chance
The fiction, the romance
and the Technicolor dreams
of black and white people
Black & White People - matchbox twenty
Raven
::raven is biting her tongue on that one:: ::evil grin::
hehe
Raven
Cathi K.
>it!).
>
>::raven is biting her tongue on that one:: ::evil grin::
>
Raven
>>
>Oh dear me...thanks so much for pointing that out, Raven girl ::blush::
hehe... Here to help, always. lol
Marin Vukovic
> >Or maybe I know what Wojo is trying to say most of the time and like his
> >somewhat disreputable sense of humor, but I don't always choose to follow
> >the same path.
>
> OK, thanks Marin.
> We can stop talking about me now.
> I'm here.
Well I know you're here. :-) Jonathan just wanted to tell me that I didn't
understand your jokes and that my poor self was naive, which was very
"insightful" and totally unnecessary. I would just like him to not reply to me
if he has nothing better to say.
Marin Vukovic
> >Well I know you're here. :-) Jonathan just wanted to tell me that I didn't
> >understand your jokes and that my poor self was naive, which was very
> >"insightful" and totally unnecessary. I would just like him to not reply to
me
> >if he has nothing better to say.
>
> ahhh..Marin...you're so naive. :-)
> Give Jonnie a chance.
> He takes even more getting used to then me. :)
I have given everyone a chance here, as I believe others did for me too, but
when someone calls me a prick for no reason, I kind of don't want to get used
to that, if you know what I mean.