Hare Today, Groan Tomorrow
Edna
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man
crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out
of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "I feel terrible,"
he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks
over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and
hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves
again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and
waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats
this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the
label.
It says...
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent
wave."
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John Oliver
wrote:
>He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can?
>What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>
>The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the
>label.
>
>It says...
>
>"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent
>wave."
<groan> POINT!
John
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AIM jdoliver98
HellPhyre, Goddess of the Pyromaniacs
Just think JD, in a few years, you'll need it!:-P But I'd skip on the
permanent wave.
Please don't spank me! Please! Violence isn't the answer! Not that I
know what the question is.
~ "phyre
Tristaan
Pyromaniacs stomped through my brain with:
>Just think JD, in a few years, you'll need it!:-P But I'd skip on the
>permanent wave.
Psst, 'Phyre...John is about 4 times your age...
Tristaan
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Grygon's Shadow
Tristaan" <trist...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On 2 Apr 2003 16:12:51 -0800, HellPhyre, Goddess of the
> Pyromaniacs stomped through my brain with:
>
> >Just think JD, in a few years, you'll need it!:-P But I'd skip on the
> >permanent wave.
>
> Psst, 'Phyre...John is about 4 times your age...
>
I know people who would say "so what" to that statement... had a lady tell
me she'd set me up with a man in his 60's... I'm in my 20's. *face palm*