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Kenzie Kennedy

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May 3, 2004, 8:42:19 PM5/3/04
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Since I've had a little help discovering that my posts aren't showing
up (thank you john oliver and nightshade), I'm going to try again.

I've been missing for a while, so I'll sum up. It's my last year in
college and my courses got to be a little much. Public Speaking and
Business class at the same time, ugh. My fiance that I'd been with
for five years decided to break up with me two weeks before Christmas.
Details are available for the curious, but less than four months
later, he's married to another woman.

Kenzie accepts a drink from a passing orangutan and continues. But
I'm in the last stretch. Two classes left to take this summer and I
officially have my degree. I get to march across the stage in a few
days and accept my Bachelor of Science in Library Science and
Information Technology.

All in all, not too bad. My current story on fanfiction.net is into
the 2200's, I'm beginning to look for a job, and I'm much happier
without my ex-fiance around.

-Kenzie

Purrt

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May 3, 2004, 9:12:38 PM5/3/04
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Kenzie Kennedy wrote:
> Since I've had a little help discovering that my posts aren't
showing
> up (thank you john oliver and nightshade), I'm going to try
again.
>
> I've been missing for a while, so I'll sum up. It's my last
year in
> college and my courses got to be a little much. Public
Speaking and
> Business class at the same time, ugh. My fiance that I'd been
with
> for five years decided to break up with me two weeks before
Christmas.
> Details are available for the curious, but less than four
months
> later, he's married to another woman.

Eep. Sounds like you were well rid of him. {{{{HUGZ}}}}}

> Kenzie accepts a drink from a passing orangutan and continues.
But
> I'm in the last stretch. Two classes left to take this summer
and I
> officially have my degree. I get to march across the stage in
a few
> days and accept my Bachelor of Science in Library Science and
> Information Technology.

Huzzah! You might want to apply for a part time job in The
Library. The orangs could probably use another assistant
librarian.

> All in all, not too bad. My current story on fanfiction.net is
into
> the 2200's, I'm beginning to look for a job, and I'm much
happier
> without my ex-fiance around.

Welcome back, Kenzie. It's nice to see you again.

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charles krin

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May 3, 2004, 9:49:33 PM5/3/04
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On 3 May 2004 17:42:19 -0700, moons...@xpressamerica.net (Kenzie
Kennedy) wrote:

>
>All in all, not too bad. My current story on fanfiction.net is into
>the 2200's, I'm beginning to look for a job, and I'm much happier
>without my ex-fiance around.

sounds good...and dancing rodents to both you and to Nightshade for
your recent successes...

BarOgre, the next round for both of these young ladies is out of my
tab...in honor of my fiancee...Loki will be down here this coming
weekend, and I'm going to try to get her to read the group a bit so
she can introduce herself...

ck
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Kenzie Kennedy

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May 4, 2004, 6:55:53 AM5/4/04
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charles krin <ck...@bayou.com> wrote in message news:<lhtd90dj7cebi8tju...@4ax.com>...

> On 3 May 2004 17:42:19 -0700, moons...@xpressamerica.net (Kenzie
> Kennedy) wrote:
>
> >
> >All in all, not too bad. My current story on fanfiction.net is into
> >the 2200's, I'm beginning to look for a job, and I'm much happier
> >without my ex-fiance around.
>
> sounds good...and dancing rodents to both you and to Nightshade for
> your recent successes...
>
> BarOgre, the next round for both of these young ladies is out of my
> tab...in honor of my fiancee...Loki will be down here this coming
> weekend, and I'm going to try to get her to read the group a bit so
> she can introduce herself...
>
> ck

Thank you! It's good to be back.

-Kenzie

Kenzie Kennedy

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May 4, 2004, 6:59:33 AM5/4/04
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"Purrt" <iv...@ptd.net> wrote in message news:<DfOdnTbBG_O...@ptd.net>...

> Kenzie Kennedy wrote:
> > Since I've had a little help discovering that my posts aren't
> showing
> > up (thank you john oliver and nightshade), I'm going to try
> again.
> >
> > I've been missing for a while, so I'll sum up. It's my last
> year in
> > college and my courses got to be a little much. Public
> Speaking and
> > Business class at the same time, ugh. My fiance that I'd been
> with
> > for five years decided to break up with me two weeks before
> Christmas.
> > Details are available for the curious, but less than four
> months
> > later, he's married to another woman.
>
> Eep. Sounds like you were well rid of him. {{{{HUGZ}}}}}

<<Hugzz>> returned. It's amazing how much I've changed in the past
five years and I don't care for some of the changes I made because of
him. It's like waking up after a really long nap...


>
> > Kenzie accepts a drink from a passing orangutan and continues.
> But
> > I'm in the last stretch. Two classes left to take this summer
> and I
> > officially have my degree. I get to march across the stage in
> a few
> > days and accept my Bachelor of Science in Library Science and
> > Information Technology.
>
> Huzzah! You might want to apply for a part time job in The
> Library. The orangs could probably use another assistant
> librarian.

How about library assistant? Two more years of college to go before
that precious librarian degree is mine. And when I get it, I shall
shout 'huzzah'!


>
> > All in all, not too bad. My current story on fanfiction.net is
> into
> > the 2200's, I'm beginning to look for a job, and I'm much
> happier
> > without my ex-fiance around.
>
> Welcome back, Kenzie. It's nice to see you again.

It's great to be back.

-Kenzie

Sasha Rowan

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May 4, 2004, 8:55:12 AM5/4/04
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"Kenzie Kennedy" <moons...@xpressamerica.net> wrote in message
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> Since I've had a little help discovering that my posts aren't showing
> up (thank you john oliver and nightshade), I'm going to try again.
>
> I've been missing for a while, so I'll sum up. It's my last year in
> college > -Kenzie
>

Welcome back. Have some wagon shaped fudge. I have one more year to go to
get my BA in Liberal studies. I thought about library science, but the
classes were too far away since I go to a branch campus and mostly do online
classes.

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roserock

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May 4, 2004, 11:16:15 AM5/4/04
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((HUGS)) are offered. Good luck with the finals. ;)

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"Kenzie Kennedy" <moons...@xpressamerica.net> wrote in message
news:159987a0.04050...@posting.google.com...

> Since I've had a little help discovering that my posts aren't showing
> up (thank you john oliver and nightshade), I'm going to try again.
>
> I've been missing for a while, so I'll sum up. It's my last year in
> college and my courses got to be a little much. Public Speaking and
> Business class at the same time, ugh. My fiance that I'd been with
> for five years decided to break up with me two weeks before Christmas.
> Details are available for the curious, but less than four months
> later, he's married to another woman.

Kenzie Kennedy

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May 4, 2004, 12:58:15 PM5/4/04
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"Sasha Rowan" <mhol...@NOSPAMcfl.rr.com> wrote in message news:<QoMlc.558390$Po1.1...@twister.tampabay.rr.com>...

> "Kenzie Kennedy" <moons...@xpressamerica.net> wrote in message
> news:159987a0.04050...@posting.google.com...
> > Since I've had a little help discovering that my posts aren't showing
> > up (thank you john oliver and nightshade), I'm going to try again.
> >
> > I've been missing for a while, so I'll sum up. It's my last year in
> > college > -Kenzie
> >
>
> Welcome back. Have some wagon shaped fudge. I have one more year to go to
> get my BA in Liberal studies. I thought about library science, but the
> classes were too far away since I go to a branch campus and mostly do online
> classes.

*munches happily on fudge* That's what I do. The University of Maine
at Augusta has the online bachelor's degree for library science. I
take all the other courses at another campus and take the online ones
from Augusta.

-Kenzie

Bard Kesnit

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May 4, 2004, 2:38:58 PM5/4/04
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On 3 May 2004 17:42:19 -0700, moons...@xpressamerica.net (Kenzie
Kennedy) wrote:

>My fiance that I'd been with
>for five years decided to break up with me two weeks before Christmas.
> Details are available for the curious, but less than four months
>later, he's married to another woman.

I'm sorry for the breakup, but it doesn't sound like he is
worth much anyway. At least you learned this BEFORE you got married.

>Two classes left to take this summer and I
>officially have my degree.

YEA! YEA! YEA! <rooting around in the kitchen again> Ah, more
chocolate that I have to get rid of before the dog takes care of it.
ENJOY!

>I'm much happier without my ex-fiance around.

It's amazing how that can happen.

I broke up with my fiance (8 years ago) in the middle of a 4AM
phone call (after a fight). He called the next morning, expecting me
to have woken up and thought "Oh no, why did I do that?" I woke up
thinking, "Why didn't I do that months ago?"

Bard Kesnit

Kenzie Kennedy

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May 4, 2004, 6:38:12 PM5/4/04
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"roserock" <mark...@astound.not> wrote in message news:<c78c51$k7d$1...@news.astound.net>...

> ((HUGS)) are offered. Good luck with the finals. ;)
>
> --
> Roserock

Thank you! Now, where did I put that stretching machine? I have
perhaps 3/4 of a page and I'm supposed to have four full pages on this
paper...

-Kenzie

Bard Kesnit

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May 4, 2004, 7:41:24 PM5/4/04
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On 4 May 2004 15:38:12 -0700, moons...@xpressamerica.net (Kenzie
Kennedy) wrote:

>"roserock" <mark...@astound.not> wrote in message news:<c78c51$k7d$1...@news.astound.net>...
>> ((HUGS)) are offered. Good luck with the finals. ;)
>>
>> --
>> Roserock
>
> Thank you! Now, where did I put that stretching machine? I have
>perhaps 3/4 of a page and I'm supposed to have four full pages on this
>paper...
>
>-Kenzie

1) Double space
2) Use a lot of "and" and "the"
3) Use long quotes. When you indent them, they take up more lines

Bard Kesnit

Sapphire

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May 4, 2004, 8:29:17 PM5/4/04
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Also for slight stretching, try adjusting your font size by a very
small margin (like 10.5 instead of 10).

I've also found it helpful to try different fonts - some take up more
space than others without it being terribly noticeable (assuming your
papers aren't required to be in a specific font).

The ultimate trick (especially on longer papers) is to fudge the
margins by .1 inch. A tenth of an inch isn't a noticeable difference
to look at the page, but it'll stretch your paper out by a few extra
lines if you get to the 3 1/2 page mark and have nothing left to say
(for longer papers, you can get whole extra pages just by shifting the
top & bottom margins to 1.1 instead of 1 inch).

-Sapphire (can you tell I've done this before?).

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Rhino 7

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May 4, 2004, 9:15:34 PM5/4/04
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On Mon, 3 May 2004 21:12:38 -0400, "Purrt" <iv...@ptd.net> wrote:

>Huzzah! You might want to apply for a part time job in The
>Library. The orangs could probably use another assistant
>librarian.

... nah ...

They work for bananananananananananas and the occasional obelisk
break.

The (slave driving) Bookwurm
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Sasha Rowan

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May 4, 2004, 9:15:50 PM5/4/04
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"Kenzie Kennedy" <moons...@xpressamerica.net> wrote in message
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> "Sasha Rowan" <mhol...@NOSPAMcfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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> > >
> >
> > Welcome back. Have some wagon shaped fudge. I have one more year to go
to
> > get my BA in Liberal studies. I thought about library science, but the
> > classes were too far away since I go to a branch campus and mostly do
online
> > classes.
>
> *munches happily on fudge* That's what I do. The University of Maine
> at Augusta has the online bachelor's degree for library science. I
> take all the other courses at another campus and take the online ones
> from Augusta.


I am in Florida and go to University of Central Florida. They have some
humanities classes, engineering classes, and some off the wall classes
online. Everything else is face to face. They are slowly adding more
online and to the branch campuses, but my hubby wants me to graduate so he
can work on his Master's. We are taking turns and I will have had 3 years
to get my BA. I had an AA when I started. I think I have stretched it out
far enough. :)

Rhino 7

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May 4, 2004, 9:17:53 PM5/4/04
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>The ultimate trick (especially on longer papers) is to fudge the
>margins by .1 inch. A tenth of an inch isn't a noticeable difference
>to look at the page, but it'll stretch your paper out by a few extra
>lines if you get to the 3 1/2 page mark and have nothing left to say
>(for longer papers, you can get whole extra pages just by shifting the
>top & bottom margins to 1.1 instead of 1 inch).
>
> -Sapphire (can you tell I've done this before?).

Don't forget line spacing. I got a 55 page document to 50 pages once
just by spacing paragraphs 6 points instead of a full line, and
changing the line spacing to .97 instead of 1.

The Bookwurm (occasionally does this to Word for a living)

jam...@comcast.net

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May 4, 2004, 10:51:43 PM5/4/04
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My sister is graduating from Indiana (Bloomington) this weekend with her
Masters in Library Sciences. Not too many job openings, or so she says
anyway.

Akinaj Rock

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May 5, 2004, 2:16:44 AM5/5/04
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Rhino 7 <lan...@comfishcast.net> schrieb:

>>The ultimate trick (especially on longer papers) is to fudge the
>>margins by .1 inch. A tenth of an inch isn't a noticeable difference
>>to look at the page, but it'll stretch your paper out by a few extra
>>lines if you get to the 3 1/2 page mark and have nothing left to say
>>(for longer papers, you can get whole extra pages just by shifting the
>>top & bottom margins to 1.1 instead of 1 inch).
>>
>> -Sapphire (can you tell I've done this before?).
>
>Don't forget line spacing. I got a 55 page document to 50 pages once
>just by spacing paragraphs 6 points instead of a full line, and
>changing the line spacing to .97 instead of 1.
>
>The Bookwurm (occasionally does this to Word for a living)

You actually had too much text? *shakes head* That would never happen
to me, I've dutifully noted all the nice tricks to expand length,
because, come this weekend, I'll probably desperately need them. My
M.A. dissertation is entering the finishing stage and I sincerely
doubt I'll manage the required 60-80 pages without help.


Akinaj
(Why yes, I think brevity is a virtue)
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Kenzie Kennedy

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May 5, 2004, 7:05:29 AM5/5/04
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Akinaj Rock <akin...@lycos.de> wrote in message news:<5f1h905996d8fajgb...@4ax.com>...


My problem isn't exactly something that can be fixed by these, even
though I'm making notes, too. It's a history paper on the local
historical society. There just isn't a lot of history since it was
founded about twenty-four years ago. I've got some notes from an
interview, a pamphlet, and their website. I think instead of a lot of
history, my teacher's going to get what's going on now. At least it
will become history.

-Kenzie

Joe Morris

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May 5, 2004, 7:56:43 AM5/5/04
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Sapphire <Tiya...@yahoo.SPAMTRAP.com> writes:
> Bard Kesnit <vtc...@hotmail.nospam..com> wrote:
>> moons...@xpressamerica.net (Kenzie Kennedy) wrote:

>>> Thank you! Now, where did I put that stretching machine? I have
>>>perhaps 3/4 of a page and I'm supposed to have four full pages on this
>>>paper...

>>1) Double space


>>2) Use a lot of "and" and "the"
>>3) Use long quotes. When you indent them, they take up more lines

>Also for slight stretching, try adjusting your font size by a very
>small margin (like 10.5 instead of 10).

...and if the context makes them appropriate, use lots of section
headers. They typically need at least two spaces above and one
below, so you get an extra three lines.

Joe Morris

Ray Almond

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May 5, 2004, 6:46:23 PM5/5/04
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All these tips on how to lengthen an essay. Oh if only my college did it
by number of pages rather than by number of words.....

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Rhino 7

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May 5, 2004, 7:58:23 PM5/5/04
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> My problem isn't exactly something that can be fixed by these, even
>though I'm making notes, too. It's a history paper on the local
>historical society. There just isn't a lot of history since it was
>founded about twenty-four years ago. I've got some notes from an
>interview, a pamphlet, and their website. I think instead of a lot of
>history, my teacher's going to get what's going on now. At least it
>will become history.
>
>-Kenzie

More interview(s)? Pictures? Maps? Timelines?

The Bookwurm

Rhino 7

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May 5, 2004, 7:59:56 PM5/5/04
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>You actually had too much text? *shakes head* That would never happen
>to me, I've dutifully noted all the nice tricks to expand length,
>because, come this weekend, I'll probably desperately need them. My
>M.A. dissertation is entering the finishing stage and I sincerely
>doubt I'll manage the required 60-80 pages without help.
>
>Akinaj
>(Why yes, I think brevity is a virtue)

I work for the government. People around here can (and do) blither on
for page after page saying ... something i'm sure. Unfortunately
no-one's ever found out because even a bureaucrat can only read 20 or
so pages without falling asleep.

The Bookwurm (prefers pictures)

Joe Morris

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May 6, 2004, 8:56:58 AM5/6/04
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Akinaj Rock <akin...@lycos.de> writes:

>You actually had too much text? *shakes head* That would never happen
>to me, I've dutifully noted all the nice tricks to expand length,
>because, come this weekend, I'll probably desperately need them. My
>M.A. dissertation is entering the finishing stage and I sincerely
>doubt I'll manage the required 60-80 pages without help.

My Master's thesis in the early 1970s didn't have any specific size
requirement, but it wound up being perhaps 150 pages or so (I have
*no* idea where my copy is) -- but a good part of that was program
listings. (The title was "A Sequential Circuit Simulator" -- and I
had the advantage that nobody on my committee was a programmer.)

Joe Morris

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