Groaners from a friend

[vj]

Well heres a ration of 1-liner's to make your day.

Q. What do you get when you cross Lee Iaccoca with a vampire?
A. Autoexec.bat!!

Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A. It's pasture bedtime!!

Q. What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
A. Beethoven's last movement!!

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q. Hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A. Great food but no atmosphere!!

Q. What former presidental candidate was recently released from
prison?
A. Ross Parole!!

Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A. A hand full of sheet!!

Q. What are hippies for?
A. To hold your leggies on!!

Q. Where do blackbirds go to get drunk?
A. A crowbar!!

Q. What do you call a naughty magician?
A. David Cop-a-feel!

Q. What did one hot dog say to the other?
A. Hi, Frank!

Q. What do you call Batman and Robin after they got hit by a
steam roller?
A. Flatman and Ribbon!

Q. Did you hear about the cowboy who couldn't spell?
A. He spent the night in a warehouse!!

Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots?
A. A bunny fart!

Q. What did the bra say to the baseball cap?
A. You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift!!

Q. Two atoms are talking. One turns to the other and says, "My
God, I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yeah. I'm POSITIVE!!"

Q. What is six inches long, has a head on it, and all the women
love it?
A. A dollar bill!

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on top of igloos?
A. Polaroids!

Q. What are a woman's favorite pets?
A. A jaguar in the garage, a mink on her shoulders, a
tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for the bills!

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. I can't get hard, I just got laid!

vicki

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| I'm a little older, a little more experienced. |
| But just as headstrong and stupid. |
| Darkwind k'Sheyna,Winds of Fate,144 |
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