Imaginary Dialogue: Spoilers For LWW Movie

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Mar 20, 2008, 4:24:26 AM3/20/08

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Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
hoping for a Barbie doll!

Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!

Tim Bruening

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Mar 20, 2008, 4:25:25 AM3/20/08

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Edmund: Say, why don't we go see what's between those two hills over
there?

Tim Bruening

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Mar 20, 2008, 4:25:39 AM3/20/08

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Edmund: We can't leave the butterflies of Narnia to be stoned by the
witch!

Peter to Edmund: Find the girls, take them home, and bring some guns
back to Narnia!

Edmund to White Witch as he charges her: Where are my rooms filled with
Turkish Delight?

Destoned Tumnus to Lucy and Susan: Beware! Your brother Edmund has
betrayed you!

Destoned lion: Where did those weird markings on my face come from?

nemo

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Mar 20, 2008, 4:23:44 PM3/20/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47E21F3A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> hoping for a Barbie doll!
>
> Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!

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colour?"

Tim Bruening

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Mar 22, 2008, 2:28:57 AM3/22/08

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Edmund: Being with the White Witch was quite fun until she started stoning
people!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2008, 2:22:59 AM4/8/08

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Susan: I would like some lipstick and perfume.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2008, 2:24:49 AM4/8/08

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Edmund: I am Edmund, and I'm a Turkish Delightaholic. Eating Turkish
Delight caused me to betray my siblings.

Edmund a little later: I have not eaten Turkish Delight in 45 days!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 8, 2008, 2:28:13 AM4/8/08

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Edmund: Go to the store and get me some Turkish Delight!

Peter: No!

Edmund GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME TURKISH DELIGHT!!!!!!

Repeat the above several times.

Edmund: Fine, I'll go get the Turkish Delight myself!!!!

Hijinks ensure as Peter tries to physically block Edmund from buying the
Turkish Delight as Edmund gets madder and madder!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 12, 2008, 2:38:10 AM4/12/08

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Edmund: Please God/Aslan, give me the strength to abstain from Turkish
Delight!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 14, 2008, 3:34:46 AM4/14/08

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:480058D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:47E21F3A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> > > > hoping for a Barbie doll!
> > > >
> > > > Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!
>

> Me:
> What about a G-llow Joe for a change?

Edmund: I am a Turkish Delightaholic.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 14, 2008, 3:36:37 AM4/14/08

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:480058D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:47E21F3A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> > > > hoping for a Barbie doll!
> > > >
> > > > Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!
>

> Me:
> What about a G-llow Joe for a change?

Edmund: Go to the store and get me some Turkish Delight.

Peter: No.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 14, 2008, 3:36:58 AM4/14/08

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:480058D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:47E21F3A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> > > > hoping for a Barbie doll!
> > > >
> > > > Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!
>

> Me:
> What about a G-llow Joe for a change?

Edmund: My name is Edmund and I am a Turkish Delightaholic.

Tim Bruening

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May 9, 2008, 4:58:52 AM5/9/08

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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:480058D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:47E21F3A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> > > > hoping for a Barbie doll!
> > > >
> > > > Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!
>

> Me:
> What about a G-llow Joe for a change?

Edmund: Go to the store and get me some Turkish Delight.

Tim Bruening

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Sep 19, 2008, 7:53:06 PM9/19/08

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Susan: I would like some lipstick and perfume.

Tim Bruening

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Sep 19, 2008, 7:53:26 PM9/19/08

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Edmund: I am Edmund, and I'm a Turkish Delightaholic. Eating Turkish

Tim Bruening

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Sep 19, 2008, 7:53:42 PM9/19/08

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Edmund: Go to the store and get me some Turkish Delight!

Peter: No!

Edmund GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME TURKISH DELIGHT!!!!!!

Repeat the above several times.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 15, 2010, 4:17:53 AM3/15/10

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:480058D2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:47E21F3A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Lucy to Father Christmas: Thanks for the dagger and cordial, but I was
> > > > hoping for a Barbie doll!
> > > >
> > > > Peter: I wanted a GI Joe!
>

> Me:
> What about a G-llow Joe for a change?

Edmund: Go to the store and get me some Turkish Delight.

Peter: No.