Re: JOHN HENRY DEJONG - Counting the MOOCHING as we speak!

[Davey Zimmerman #274]

Family Guy <madeforz...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:91dd1370-cfc9-4989...@googlegroups.com:

> On Saturday, August 5, 2023 at 11:49:14 AM UTC-4, Davey Zimmerman
> #274 wrote:
>> JOHN HENRY DEJONG - Master of the Self-Own!
>>
>> "Also don't forget I'm now part of FB's bonus program, which means I
>> can
>
>> get paid for your engagement - likes, shares, and comments. The cap
>> is $30,000 in a month. I'm two days in and when I looked this morning
>> I was at two bucks ?? Let's keep that energy moving and growing;
>> hitting a like button, sharing, and/or leaving a comment is free ??"
>
> Ha ha ha! Who in the hell gave him two dollars??

That's the Facebook bonus program after JOHN HENRY DEJONG tried to game
the system by asking people not to leave negative comments.

> John may as well download those bullshit card or whatever games for
> your mobile that promises "cash" if you play them.

He probably has. He's a sucker for "free stuff". Ask John how his car in
Utah got repossessed. The "repo" comany called up and told him he had a
package and needed an address.

I guess the package was a tow truck.

>> "Let's keep it going, everyone - another $150 or so and I could be
>> looking at that replacement for my desk chair today. Love y'all. Back
>> to work."
>
> Maybe if his ego wasn't providing so much weight the chair wouldn't be
> broken.

It has to also support that impossibly high perch from where he looks
down on others.

>> "Gosh, imagine just growing this page to the point where FB pays me
>> $30K a month for traffic. That'd be something."
>
>
> Gosh, imagine just getting a job and not spending so much time online
> trying to mooch cash from people.

Can you imagine having a post about a toolbar you're hawking being cross
posted to alt.hackers.malicious? People have said JOHN HENRY DEJONG is
the least self-aware person on the planet and they might not be
completely right but they're at five nines.

>> "All I've ever needed is a fair shot. Sick of waiting for one, so
>> I'll make my own. Thanks for helping" - John setting up the next
>> mooch by bravely setting out on his own, at least as long as the
>> sheep send money.
>
> "Someone give me my shot, or I'll ROT HERE!"

More likely he'll cling like a remora and after his latest host dies
will be harder to evict than a chigger.

>> "Please don’t angry react because it reduces my distribution.
>
> Most people don't react at all. Facebook refuses to implement a
> rolling-eye emoji or an apathy emoji.

JOHN HENRY DEJONG knows how to keep the sheep grazing, doesn't he?

>> (Fine I’ll explain again
>> See Facebook got in trouble for increasing distribution of angry
>> reacts so they set them as zero. Angry reacts count as if you
>> aren’t reacting at all. But a page posts distribution is mainly
>> based on how well it performs in the first 45 minutes. If you get a
>> lot of angry reacts it's as if no one is reacting. If you get a lot
>> in the first 45 minutes, you're fucked. For this reason, small pages
>> like me can't take angry reacts. Larger pages can because they are
>> getting so many reactions that it doesn’t matter.)" - Lie for JOHN
>> HENRY DEJONG!
>
> Not really. He got the 'doesn't matter' part, it just applies to him.

He's got an admitedly "small page" yet cows about 30K being possible?
He's either lying, delusional, stupid or all of the above.

>> "Haven't had any more contributions, but haven't re-started the
>> autoposter yet either, so there's still time for that to go annual
>> (or at least upgrade for the month), and Adobe's coming in a minute
>> too. Lemme take a deep breath and push this thing over the edge, and
>> hopefully after that all the work I've done in the last two weeks
>> will take some of the pressure off of the work I need to get done in
>> the next three, because I really do need about fifty grand in cash
>> and resources in my hand as soon as I can get it, to seriously get
>> this show off the ground. Pushing a solid month of high-volume
>> content with this bonus thing running while also keeping the
>> fundraising process engaged should put a noticeable dent in that, at
>> least." - The money is pouring in!
>
>
> "work." heh.
>
>>
>> Futility, thy name is JOHN HENRY DEJONG.
>>
>> JOHN HENRY DEJONG has 4,800 followers and in actuality probably less
>> than 1% post due to JOHN HENRY DEJONG censoring or deleting comments,
>> deleting threads and his own insanity.
>>
>> Let's contrast that with someone with over 750,000 followers and gets
>> between $500 and $1000 a month. (Hard info from the source) JOHN
>> HENRY DEJONG will be lucky to get 25 bucks a month.
>>
>> Don't worry, JOHN HENRY DEJONG has a mooching source that's holding a
>> job despite a terminal illness and people he can depend upon to
>> PayPal him now to the tune of $100 a month.
>>
>> I'm sure the sheep will make up the difference so JOHN HENRY DEJONG
>> can get a car, a fully equipped studio, new computers, expensive
>> software and an estate with plenty of hired help he will treat
>> ethically.
>>
>> Who am I kidding? JOHN HENRY DEJONG is going to bottom feed for the
>> rest of his existance.

“There are people, who the more you do for them, the less they will do
for themselves.” – Jane Austen predicts JOHN HENRY DEJONG mooching