Re: (META) RSPW's required reading from the weak. OR: Next week, on "As The DeJong Turns."
Irkin Invader Zim
Yay! It's been AGES since there was a 4,000 word, 400+ line,
incredibly-grandiose, over-the-top, pointless and ego-smashing post/
rant from John "Why was there BACON in the soap?!?" Henry DeJong!
> On Sep 27, 11:29 pm, r...@chadbryant.net wrote:
>
> > "Mhoram" (S...@WGW.NET) wrote:
> > > I'd actually thought about donating a few buck until the line that
> > > essentially said 'I need to party to keep this blog interesting'
>
> > I'm willing to bet a large sum of money that he was joking.
>
> > --
> > Chad Bryantwww.chadbryant.net
>
> > "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then
> > you win."
> > -Mahatma Gandhi
>
> I traced my referrer logs back to this thread from some abusive
> comments left on my blog.
Telling you that you should stop being such a blowhard and that your
writing abilities are equal to that of a toddler scribbling on the
wall with crayons hardly seems like "abusive" to me.
>
> I'm willing to bet a large sum of money that I'm being deliberately
> misrepresented.
>
But you don't have a large sum of money, John.
> "While loans and grants are more readily available now than they were
> four years ago even, there still is not enough available to pay for
> life. I have rent. I have to eat. My car is slowly dying. I have
> to pay to keep this website and my other sites online. I need to be
> able to pay to go out and do things that will actually be entertaining
> for you to read about here. 4 years of “I went to class today” is not
> going to be the next viral sensation."
>
Several of your glaring problems lay right there.
-Buy Ramen noodles and eat like a student, because that's what you say
you ARE, right? You should be willing to give up a little bit of
personal taste (literally and figuratively) and knock off the visits
to fast food if you have any sense of self-respect or intelligence or
planning.
-Screw your websites. Seriously. find a cheaper host or use a free
site. It won't look as good but it will do about the same. Your big
problem...well not your BIGGEST but *a* problem...has always been that
you put the Internet way too far above your real life happenings, and
it ends up kicking you in what would be your testicles if you had
them.
-No, you *don't* need to be able to pay to "go out and do things that
will actually be entertaining for you to read about here." You don't.
It's just that simple. If you mean that you want a personal life,
that's great. But sacrifices are a part of life and if you haven't
learned that yet then you will never learn it. You should be able to
go out to eat once in awhile, maybe attend a concert or something, but
you don't need to keep running back to the Internets to say "HAY! I
JUST HAD FUN!" and try to justify the $100 ticket you spent on the
fact that total strangers are going to find you entertaining. That's
just stupid and shows a lack of common sense.
-"4 years of I went to class today" Hey Good Swill Hunting, plenty of
students out there maintain a blog or web site or Facebook page and
they do just as well as if they were a professional out in the "real
world" in cyberspace plugging away on a daily basis where ads line the
page and e-mails pour in for professional offers. You need to open
your damn mind or close it and walk away. Obviously even after all
these years, you're still ignorant.
> Also, from my "grandiose bio": "I’ve been a pretty serious loser for
> a lot of my life." "I’ve learned to understand some of the things
> inside myself that were broken, and I’ve learned to heal some of
> them. Others I’m still working on." Yeah, damn that out-of-control
> ego, eh?
The fact that you post it public in the first place is quite telling.
>
> As usual in RSPW, irony reigns: I'm the one going to school, but it's
> other people - many of whom already HAVE degrees - who seem unable to
> comprehend high school English.
As usual, with John Henry, irony reigns: He makes a long, thousand-
word post about his life, yet whines about how people are responding
to him in a negative manner.
>
> And of course, thanks to this thread, I've now had to moderate the
> comments because 12.2.77.226, 76.5.57.135, 76.5.57.42, and
> 71.56.105.194 have already seen fit to abuse the fuck out of the ONE
> entry I've posted thus far.
Wow. It must have really sucked.
> Frankly had I thought about it, I would
> have specifically asked Chad and the rest of the RSPW'ers who are on
> my FB to NOT post this site to RSPW...
Uh-huh. You can't do that. You would miss the attention.
>because honestly, if I gave a
> rip about anything that happens in this commode, I'd still bother
> reading it.
>
Why are you here?
> 10, 12, 15 years, and a small handful of obsessive jackasses are
> *still* following me all over the place and doing their best to dick
> me over from the safety of the anonymous 'net because I made them look
> stupid in a goddamned flamewar on a rasslin newsgroup when I was in my
> late 20's...
BREATHE, JOHN. BREATHE.
I haven't seen such a run-on sentence since middle school.
I also laugh at the amusing fact that John is whining about people
being "obsessive" and following him "all over the place" yet here he
is "10,12,15" years later and acknowledging their presence while at
the same time insulting them and bragging about his behavior at the
time. What a load.
>and I'm FORTY now, ffs.
Wow. You're 40 years old and still trolling in RSPW. At least Chad now
has an idea of what his life will be like in a few years.
> One of you morons (gotta be Dink,
> he's the only one that ever seriously pushed the issue) still believes
> that I legit bladed for the KORSPW vid.
>
You goddamn idiot, nobody has brought that up for YEARS, literally. NO
ONE. It's gone. Forgotten about. Outta here. But here YOU go and drag
it back up. What was that about people "following you around?" Hmmmm?
And I think you said something about "12,15 years later?" Hey Stinky,
here's a tip: If you leave it alone, don't bother with it, don't bring
it back up (especially something as MIND NUMBINGLY STUPID as THAT), it
will probably not be mentioned again. Oh wait, I forgot. You wallow in
the attention.
And I don't know when the last time was that I mentioned that, either,
you numbnuts. But if I did have an opinion on it, I would have no
doubt that you actually cut into your skin with a sharp object in an
attempt to get attention from nerds on a text-based forum over the
Internet. You were -- and apparently still are -- just. that. dumb.
> *I* have obviously grown up.
Oh god, I almost choked on my peanut butter and jelly sandwich after
reading that. Damn you, JH.
>I realize that for some of you "growing
> up" is a little difficult because you'll never be taller than Chloe
> Moritz, but ffs could you at least TRY?
Says the fuckwad who brings up a years-old BoobTube video where he
smacked ketchup on his face for attention.
> Seriously, I don't even THINK
> about wrestling anymore
Then why are you here, why are you posting, why did you mention
KORSPW, and why .. aw ferggit.
>unless Chad's telling me about a show he
> worked
With all six audience members in attendance! Too bad he retired the
Dink Cain mask after the sheriff paid him a visit.
> or I happen to catch something CW says in my FB feed.
>
"Hey John, don't forge to take your pills tonight, love CW."
> I'm really sorry that some of you are so broken and fucked up that you
> can't understand boundaries,
Dude, if you had any sense of "boundaries" you wouldn't have posted
this crap in the first place.
> you can't grasp how completely sick and
> wrong - and by "sick and wrong" I mean "legitimately batshit lip-
> blubbering window-licking helmet-wearing thorazine-shuffling goddamned
> NUTS - it is to try to reach into someone's life and get them fired
> from a job,
Chad can, because he tried. Also because he has been. And "reaching
into someone's life?" Weren't you the one who called my house and
whined to my dad about me picking on you on the Internet? Yea, you
were. Also I *have* been fired because of RSPW, remember that idiot
Signorelli and his fudging of my identity to Subway?
> or have their children taken from them,
Well let's face it, you have made at least two suicide threats over
the Internet in the past, you openly admitted "my life does not lend
itself to good parenting" and you are/were a known drug user and
drinker. Plus you had little income, looked like something the 1980s
would have spit out had they french-kissed the 1970s and you acted
like someone who not only forgot his medication, but who probably
mistook Reeses Pieces for it as well.
I mean, c'mon. If the state tried to take away your child, it was your
own fault for putting up such a "public" image online that made you
appear as a bad parent. If you hadn't been such a jackwad and learned
a little self-control and walked away and led a life separate to your
little in-world wrestling fantasies (something Chad can't do and
probably never will do), then maybe, just maybe, none of that would
have ever happened. But with you I doubt it.
>or threaten to
> rape their underage kid (that "underage kid" is now legal to drink and
> I'm a GRANDFATHER ffs, does THAT help register with you idiots that
> are perpetuating this stupidity just how fucking pathetic the whole
> notion of even needing to have this conversation really is?).
Well gee, look who is making the post Mister Self-Introspection.
Hmmm......
> I'm
...drinking again and going online. Hopefully when you sobered up you
saw what you wrote and decided to never do it again?
> really sorry that some of you are such massive losers
"I need to make money to go out and party to show you and post to you
on the Internet how much fun I am having when I go out partying."
> that getting
> your feelings hurt is, in your mind, just cause for chasing someone
> around for ten years who can't even remember some of your NAMES.
>
But you sure seem to remember a lot of other stupid things.
> Really, I am sorry.
Yea, you kind of are. I admire the fact that you want to go back to
school at your age but I condemn your stupidity that you take with you
when you try to do it.
> I hope you find the help you need, some day.
>
I said that about you "10,12,15" years ago. I see it never happened.
> In the mean time: LEAVE ME ALONE.
"LEAVE ME ALONE! ALL I WANT TO DO IS POST TO THE INTERNET ABOUT ME!
RESPECT THAT DECISION AND MY PRIVACY!!!!!"
> I've paid my atonement -
Dialysis?
> for the
> last ten years of being unemployable and having the idiocy of this
> stupid newsgroup and all that goes with it follow me around my offline
> life like a dead fish in my shoe, I've paid.
Stupid, this newsgroup had nothing to do with the fact that you
couldn't find a job. It had nothing to do with the fact that you had
low self-esteem. It had nothing to do with the fact that you had
little money on hand. It had nothing to do with the choices you made
save for the fact that you would sometimes come back and whine about
how you had no job, low self-esteem and no money on hand.
> Living on the streets,
Yea how'd that whole "WILL STOP STARING AT YOU FOR FOOD" thing go?
> fucking STARVING sometimes
Boo fucking hoo, when I lost my job I went through dozens of Ramen
packages, sometimes only one per day, just to ensure I was eating.
People have had it worse than you, idiot. Look at Haiti and how it is
now.
>- literally sleeping in my van and eating
> canned ravioli bought with emergency food stamps with a plastic fork
> and a "general delivery" mailing address,
101 Whining Dork Road
>unable to have anything
> decent in my life, all because I ran my stupid mouth on a fucking
> rasslin' newsgroup.
This newsgroup was not responsible for the circumstances which you
found yourself in on a daily basis. Yet you come back here and write a
thousand-word filled post about how you've moved on, how you call
others losers, etc. You are a fucking hypocrite. MR. DEJONG.
>
> My debt is paid, and paid, and paid.
>
As long as you write dumb shit like this, no, it's not.
> I am no longer part of your world
.....Says the guy posting to RSPW.
>, and those of you with malicious
> intent need to understand something very, very clearly:
Here we go! Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all
times. Thank you for riding John Henry's Super-Special Roller Coaster
Of WTF!
>
> *You do not want me to become part of your world again.*
>
I can't figure out if that is a threat; a completely insane, crazed-
filled remark from someone who is completely insane and crazed; a
veiled threat created under the influence of alcohol and possibly
drugs; a kook-rant from a kook OR just another typical day in the life
of John "ATTENTION, EVERYONE. ATTENTION." Henry DeJong.
> This is not 1998.
Funny. You sure seem to think it is, after all you have KORSPW,
getting your daughter yanked, getting fired, etc. All of which
happened long ago.
>Cyberstalking and harassment are serious shit that
> can get you serious jail time,
and THERE is the kook-sign. Nice. It's like Emmett Gulley screaming
about harassment after making posts inviting and even demanding people
photograph and videotape him out in his daily routine.
> and the cops aren't just "blah blah
> internet argument who cares" anymore. I've ignored the occasionally
> recurring bullshit from the handful of losers who can't let go of an
> old flamewar for a long time..
Seems like there is only one loser who can't let go right now....
>.but I'm telling you, the amnesty is
> over and done with on that point.
"Amnesty?" What the fuck?
> If it comes to getting involved in
> stupid legal shit, I will do what I have to do,
Make threats and then don't follow through with them?
> but I will NOT be
> diverted from my goals by the stupidity of this fucking dump, nor of
> the garbage that continues dwelling in its worst excesses and
> excrescence.
Yet you come back and make a post.
>
> Those of you with whom I generally got along with and who aren't
> interested in perpetuating this stupid internet dickwaving bullshit
> are more than welcome to add me on FB or whatever, and that's cool.
I added you on FB but you did not respond. :-(
>
> Those of you who are still locked in to this mentality need to very
> seriously consider something:
>
....you just saved money on your car insurance by switching to Crazy-
O?
> When I was raising all kinds of hell on this newsgroup in the '90s, I
> was blowing my brains out on cocaine, meth, ecstasy, LSD, psilocybin,
> weed, and drinking heavily on a nearly full-time basis,
And yet, you wonder why people kept trying to get your daughter taken
away from you. Nice. Real nice. And I believe it, too. Too bad you
never blew your brains out with a gun instead of drugs.
>basically
> trying to kill myself via narcotic abuse because I didn't have the
> balls to just shoot myself in the head.
PUT THE SAFETY OFF JOHN. THE SAFETY.
> There is no point prior to
> late 1999 in which my posts weren't fortified with at least three
> different drugs, and often twice that many.
I think Michael Jackson would have said the same thing if he ever had
posted to the Internet.
> Did I put out some decent
> material then?
Hell no, you were lamer than Betty White with a broken hip.
> I suppose so...but most of it was ugly, embarrassing
> bullshit that I've deeply regretted for years and wish I could erase,
......and that I wish I could stop reminding people of every time I
post.......
> not just because of the repercussions in my own life but because I
> honestly hate the part I played in ensuring that people like Alex "OMG
> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BLADED" Cain (Dear Dink: Before you come rushing
> in to claim it's not you, please remember that the last time you tried
> to pretend you weren't your own sockpuppet you fucking forgot to
> change profiles before you posted a denial that you were that
> sockpuppet *from that sockpuppet's account*. You will NEVER be good
> at this.)
Blah blah blah blah blah fuck YOU John. I haven't cared about that
stupid little video in YEARS. I certainly haven't done anything other
than comment on it once in YouTube and that was about a YEAR ago. And
in fact my exact words on YouTube were "This is why psychiatric
medication was created." So go stuff yourself you little Internet
techie, you obviously need to take another IT class or have your fat
bastard buddy Chad traceroute some more, because i have NOT posted
about you "blanding" (sic) in YEARS. I don't give a shit if you cut
yourself for attention. You struck me as the type then and strike me
as the type now who WOULD do it. If I have to give an opinion NOW
because years later your stupid, starving ass wants a comment, then
yes, I believe you would do it. Just as I believe Chad would be too
much of a coward to threaten the President yet he told the Secret
Service that it was me who impersonated him and did it.
As for sockpuppets, who the hell are you thinking you are kidding?
Between you and Chad there are so many sockpuppets that Jim Henson
could create Kermit for the next ten years and still have fabric left
over.
>and Pete "Someone tried to get me thrown out of college and
> I hate John Henry so it must have been him" Panaro (Dead giveaway
> there, Pete) will never find complete sanity.
You know, for someone who wants to leave the past behind, you sure do
have a big fucking problem doing it.
>
> I really, honestly feel sorry for those guys,
I would feel sorry for you if you weren't such a bonehead.
>and the rest of the
> idiots like them, and I genuinely wish there was something I could do
> to make it up to them,
Kill yourself.
>some way that I could reach out to them and say
> look, fellas, here - you *can* be sane, you know?
That's like a drunk telling a drug user "look fella, you *can* be
clean, you know?"
> You really don't
> have to CONTINUE hiding behind sockpuppets and nursing decade-old
> resentments over a newsgroup just because your daddy hates you and
> you've transfered the pain and shame of that rejection to resentment
> against anyone who might have the wit to realize you're fucked up but
> not quite enough to realize just HOW fucked up.
Wah wah wah wah pay no attention to the doofus behind the curtain.
>
> But I can't do that, first of all because you can't trust assholes
> like that and second of all because they're too far gone to be
> redeemed by anyone but their own will anyway.
>
"But I can't do that"
*ho hum*
> Now here we are, ten, twelve, fifteen years later, and some of you -
> some of you with degrees who have never touched any drug more
> dangerous than Benadryl, who grew up in a fairly normal home and had
> the typical advantages of a white suburban yuppie in the US including
> access to higher education - are *still* emulating the sick behavior I
> exhibited when I was a poster child for "fucked up." You're still
> trying to out net.bastard the original net.bastard, and the simple
> reality is that it just can't happen. Conditions no longer exist to
> permit that kind of behavior online. If you're really that hell-bent
> on meeting the standard I set, try meeting the one I'm setting NOW as
> a sane and sober adult, instead of the shitty, drug-fueled, insane
> standard I set in the 90's.
>
> I've not touched hard drugs in a year that starts with 2. It is now
> 2010. Does that help bring home just how old and tiresome this shit
> is?
>
> I'm terribly sorry that some people choose to continue participating
> in this tiresome shit, this stupid infantile antagonism, but *I am not
> one of those people.*
>
> Outside of the genuine friendship with some of you that I value, I
> could frankly not give a flying fuck less about this newsgroup, Usenet
> in general, or professional wrestling. Those are things I was
> involved in when I was a strung-out suicidal fuckhead.
>
> I am no longer a strung-out suicidal fuckhead.
>
> I aim to make the rest of my time on this planet all about trying to
> make the world a better place. I realize some of you are so ugly and
> sick inside that you literally can't credit that sentiment, but that's
> who I am now.
>
> And some of you are *still*, to this day, going out of your way to
> emulate and "get even" with a guy who was strung out on hard drugs
> talking shit on a rasslin newsgroup over a decade ago. How pathetic
> and sad and heartbreaking it must be, to know that the greatest
> efforts of your failed and useless lives can't even measure up to
> random bullshit I was talking a decade and a half ago while strung out
> on coke, higher than shit, AND drunk off my ass.
>
> You need to *seriously* sit your asses down and think about that for a
> minute: the best you can do after a decade and a half is to try and
> fail to emulate a guy who was admittedly out of his fucking mind on
> drugs and trying his hardest to self-destruct, and you think *I* have
> a problem?
>
> Leave me the hell alone. Seriously. Just let it go, get on about
> your life, and maybe - just maybe - if you spend some time thinking
> more about things like how to not be a fucking douchebag, how to
> address your obvious mental health issues, and how to contribute
> positively to the world, rather than wasting all your time thinking
> about how best to "get even" with a guy for flaming you in 1997, maybe
> there's a chance in hell that you can find your way to becoming a
> productive member of society.
>
> Or don't let it go...and eventually your behavior will put you behind
> bars.
>
> This is not 1998, and I'm not the "net.bastard." This is 2010, and I'm
> just John Henry: "LowGenius" and 40 year old freshman, doing the best
> I can to use the rest of my life to make the world a better place for
> all of us, even the stupid fucking losers that continue to stalk me.
>
> Live up to that, if you are capable of it, but enough of this stupid
> stalking shit. Seriously, man. Do you not get that I *own* my
> websites, that I have access to my raw server logs, and that it takes
> all of about five minutes for me to figure out exactly who is hitting
> my site, when, and what they're doing while they're there? I'm not
> guessing, I *know* who's involved here, and those I can't identify for
> certain can BE identified with little difficulty, especially as part
> of a criminal investigation.
>
> This is not 1997. This is 2010.
>
> Just. Let. It. Go.
>
> Best,
> -jh
I basically got bored and skipped to the end of this post because I
realized that Jo-Jo was just going to continue with the same
hypocritical, starved-for-attention bullshit.