i mowed someone else's yard
Go Go Goblin!
not by mistake, mind you
no, one of the guys at work
has been out for a week
because his mother died.
He and I started the same
day in the training program
given to new programmer-hires
There are only 4 of us that
started together left at the
company. and we've eaten lunch
together every day for 4 years.
he doesn't live far
and I drive by his house
almost every day
I noticed the yard looked rough
so, after work, I put my mower
in the Passat's trunk and drove over
it didn't take long to mow
and looked 1000% better.
a lot of his neighbors came out
and watched me mow
that was damn creepy
after I finished
I popped open the bottle
of Izze Blackberry soda
I had squirreled away in
the car's console and
smoked a cigarette while
waiting for the lawn mower
to cool before loading it
Just as I was about to pull away,
his wife, kids, & dog pulled up
I turned the car off and stayed
to chat with her for awhile.
Then I headed home and weed-eated
my own yard.
--
BFG
goblin at iglou dot com
Go Go Goblin!
> >>after I finished
> I popped open the bottle
> of Izze Blackberry soda
> I had squirreled away in
> the car's console and
> smoked a cigarette while
> waiting for the lawn mower
> to cool before loading it<<
>
>
> It's true!
>
yeah!
Izze's, Camels, & VW
Oh, and my lawnmower is
a Craftsman bagger with
frontwheel drive and a
7.0 Horse Briggs & Straton!
so, I could do four!
not to mention the Abercrombie
shirt, levi's jeans, and Vans
I was wearing!
Go Go Goblin!
> >You could do at least three commercials at once!
> >
>
>
> evan
>
the residuals should start
rolling in any day now!
DuchovnySexBomb
Goblin! casually replied:
> Then I headed home and weed-eated
> my own yard.
Weed-ate?
- dsb
--
There are no more lessons to be learned.
Man unlearns wisdom as swiftly as he digs his own grave.
If he must dig, let him dig for himself.
I will bury the corpses....
I will bury the corpses of those that would bury mine or that of my beloved.
DuchovnySexBomb
Goblin! casually replied:
> not to mention the Abercrombie
> shirt, levi's jeans, and Vans
> I was wearing!
And to think, 8 years ago I swore up and down that that very combination
of clothing would make one spontaneously combust.
gene graves
"Go Go Goblin!" <toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote in
message news:MPG.1b0ddc15...@news.iglou.com...
Good Job.
Graves
London Leatherboy
<toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
>I noticed the yard looked rough
> so, after work, I put my mower
> in the Passat's trunk and drove over
>
> it didn't take long to mow
> and looked 1000% better.
> a lot of his neighbors came out
> and watched me mow
>
> that was damn creepy
>
> after I finished
> I popped open the bottle
> of Izze Blackberry soda
> I had squirreled away in
> the car's console and
> smoked a cigarette while
> waiting for the lawn mower
> to cool before loading it
Bob, you're adorable! Some day I wanna be just like you. What are the
odds of that happening, though?
Ralf #2
--
menschenverachtende Untergrundmusik:
http://www.geocities.com/paul_richard_od/stuff/
Go Go Goblin!
> When asked, "Where were you on Thu, 13 May 2004 22:14:49 -0400??" Go Go
> Goblin! casually replied:
>
> > not to mention the Abercrombie
> > shirt, levi's jeans, and Vans
> > I was wearing!
>
> And to think, 8 years ago I swore up and down that that very combination
> of clothing would make one spontaneously combust.
>
> - dsb
>
>
>
I was sweating a bit...
Go Go Goblin!
thank you, good sir.
Go Go Goblin!
> On Thu, 13 May 2004 20:25:49 -0400, Go Go Goblin!
> <toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
>
> >I noticed the yard looked rough
> > so, after work, I put my mower
> > in the Passat's trunk and drove over
> >
> > it didn't take long to mow
> > and looked 1000% better.
> > a lot of his neighbors came out
> > and watched me mow
> >
> > that was damn creepy
> >
> > after I finished
> > I popped open the bottle
> > of Izze Blackberry soda
> > I had squirreled away in
> > the car's console and
> > smoked a cigarette while
> > waiting for the lawn mower
> > to cool before loading it
>
> Bob, you're adorable! Some day I wanna be just like you. What are the
> odds of that happening, though?
>
> Ralf #2
>
>
if only being adorable
got me laid more often!
London Leatherboy
<toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
> if only being adorable
> got me laid more often!
Don't worry. It doesn't work for other people, either.
Besides, getting laid only takes away from your time of posting to
Usenet.
Go Go Goblin!
> <toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
>
> > if only being adorable
> > got me laid more often!
>
> Don't worry. It doesn't work for other people, either.
>
> Besides, getting laid only takes away from your time of posting to
> Usenet.
>
> Ralf #2
>
>
that's true
and I've heard, that some people
actually use Usenet as means to
get laid!
perhaps I should explore that option?
Go Go Goblin!
> On Fri, 14 May 2004 22:00:52 -0400, Go Go Goblin!
> <toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
>
> > if only being adorable
> > got me laid more often!
>
> Don't worry. It doesn't work for other people, either.
>
> Besides, getting laid only takes away from your time of posting to
> Usenet.
>
> Ralf #2
>
>
btw, when are you going
to post pictures of you
dress up in your leather gear?
London Leatherboy
<toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
>
> that's true
>
>
> and I've heard, that some people
> actually use Usenet as means to
> get laid!
>
> perhaps I should explore that option?
I hear it works for many people all around the world on a regular
basis!
London Leatherboy
<toot.po...@ts.of.the.hootin.tootin.land> wrote:
> btw, when are you going
> to post pictures of you
> dress up in your leather gear?
Doh! I can't believe I haven't done that so far!
http://www.mrleatherspain.com/europe2001/
DuchovnySexBomb
Goblin! casually replied:
> In alt.bobgoblin-extraordinaire, DuchovnySexBomb said:
>
>> When asked, "Where were you on Thu, 13 May 2004 22:14:49 -0400??" Go Go
>> Goblin! casually replied:
>>
>> > not to mention the Abercrombie
>> > shirt, levi's jeans, and Vans
>> > I was wearing!
>>
>> And to think, 8 years ago I swore up and down that that very
>> combination of clothing would make one spontaneously combust.
>
> I was sweating a bit...
I was thinking back to before Vans were in every mall across America...
Go Go Goblin!
> When asked, "Where were you on Fri, 14 May 2004 21:57:18 -0400??" Go Go
> Goblin! casually replied:
>
> > In alt.bobgoblin-extraordinaire, DuchovnySexBomb said:
> >
> >> When asked, "Where were you on Thu, 13 May 2004 22:14:49 -0400??" Go Go
> >> Goblin! casually replied:
> >>
> >> > not to mention the Abercrombie
> >> > shirt, levi's jeans, and Vans
> >> > I was wearing!
> >>
> >> And to think, 8 years ago I swore up and down that that very
> >> combination of clothing would make one spontaneously combust.
> >
> > I was sweating a bit...
>
> I was thinking back to before Vans were in every mall across America...
>
> - dsb
>
>
>
I have to order mine from Zappos.com
since I wear a size 12 (sometimes a 13)