To PiggylicksMommysbox, Tristan da Cunta, Rene Jose, Pataki Ahhh, and whatever else the idiot calls itself now...

[Vi]

Although I won't be able to see the obscenities you will undoubtedly reply
with and be duly ridiculed about, I thought there were some things you ought
to know:

1. Nobody likes you. That started when your mother sent you to school in
dresses to punish you whenever your "performance" wasn't to her liking. Now
you can't even find one single friend even on frickin' USENET for God's
sake. I mean, how does it feel to know that you serve only as a source of
amusement to your betters?

2. It's a matter of public record that your mother is a whore who never
wanted you. She discarded you in a trash
can like she did her other Saturday night mistakes, but discovered she
hadn't twisted your neck hard enough and the street bums were starting to
notice your screams. She fished you out and reluctantly took you to her
shack, figuring you'd at least bring in a few more welfare dollars.

3. Your (alleged) Daddy deserted her when he found out she was having sex
with you.

4. Sex with dogs is not normal no matter what she told you.

5. The welfare workers refer to you as "that poor thing". Also a matter of
record: you ran straight back to Mommy as soon as you were legally able and
have been living with her and off her ever since.

6. Lack of proper nutrition and ventilation has rendered (ha! "rendered"...
like lard! I made a joke!) you incapable of operating a real computer. Those
of us who have real computers have trashed your posts for years, and been
ridiculing you nonstop in dozens of groups when we have nothing better to
do. Absolutely no one has any respect for you, on Usenet or in real time.

7. You really should see a veterinarian about that rash around your mouth
and asshole.

8. Even other trolls admit you are a disgrace to their ranks..."no
imagination", "repetitive" and "ignorant" are the descriptions most often
used.

9. Your mother has been overheard to say she wishes she could just come in
one morning and find you dead. "It'd be better for us all if he died." she
said. "He ain't worth feedin'. 'Sides, I got another one acrost town...
younger'n him. Better in the sack and not so stupid." That has to hurt. But
you do deserve it.

And there you have it. I know it isn't pleasant to face, but you really
needed to know.