Q: Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Giovanni

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Jan 3, 2003, 11:03:00 PM1/3/03

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A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt
scrapes.

Maak

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Jan 4, 2003, 12:58:44 AM1/4/03

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On Fri, 3 Jan 2003 22:03:00 -0600, Giovanni wrote
(in message <3e163e33$0$12553$45be...@newscene.com>):

>
> A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt
> scrapes.
>
>
>

Well...are you sure. I mean..have you ever just asked one point
blank....Lady...why did you get your cunt scraped?

--
Jon Barry
Baton Rouge, La

Spider

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Jan 4, 2003, 9:04:31 AM1/4/03

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PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> On 3 Jan 2003 22:03:00 -0600, "Giovanni" <giova...@newsguy.com>

> wrote:
>
>>
>>A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt
>>scrapes.
>>
>>

> ROFLMAO
>
> You're a bad, bad man, G.
>
> I don't know why, and he probably doesn't deserve this, but you
just
> made me think of redo, and how he could use that as a new nym.
> LOL
>
>

what, CuntScrape? or mamby PappySmear? and where do i sign up to do
some scraping?

Spider

~db~®

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Jan 4, 2003, 12:07:59 PM1/4/03

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On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:59:15 -0800, PorkProducts
<pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On 3 Jan 2003 22:03:00 -0600, "Giovanni" <giova...@newsguy.com>
>wrote:
>
>>

>>A: Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt
>>scrapes.
>>
>>

>ROFLMAO
>
>You're a bad, bad man, G.
>
>I don't know why, and he probably doesn't deserve this, but you just
>made me think of redo, and how he could use that as a new nym.
>LOL

The Pap smear is named for the man who developed the technique for
diaagnosing cervical cancer: one Dr. Papandraou, I believe that is
how his name is spelled.

KirstenAge12

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Jan 4, 2003, 4:27:48 PM1/4/03

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~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in message
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Dr. Papanicolaou is remembered daily in the Cornell School of Medicine
Cafeteria.
The "Pap Schmear", cream cheese on bagel, is a top seller.
The cream cheese can be no thinner than 3/8 of an inch and no thicker than
3/4 of an inch.

Spider

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Jan 4, 2003, 8:59:24 PM1/4/03

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PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> nurse: Dr. Papandraou, your wife's on the phone.
>
> Dr.: Tell her I can't come to the phone right now; I'm up to my
> elbows in work.
>
>

now that is going too far....and here i am eating speghetti and meat
sauce

Spider

Maak

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Jan 4, 2003, 10:34:38 PM1/4/03

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On Sat, 4 Jan 2003 8:04:31 -0600, Spider wrote
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Probably at the bank. They sell everything these days.

Maak

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Jan 4, 2003, 10:39:22 PM1/4/03

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On Sat, 4 Jan 2003 15:27:48 -0600, KirstenAge12 wrote
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You certainly are a knowledgable 12 year old girl....:)

Maak

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On Sat, 4 Jan 2003 19:59:24 -0600, Spider wrote
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Just out of curiosity...what kind of meat did you use?

Spider

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Jan 4, 2003, 11:48:30 PM1/4/03

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Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
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> On Sat, 4 Jan 2003 19:59:24 -0600, Spider wrote
> (in message <Xns92F9B7038BC36C...@216.148.227.77>):
>
>> PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:0l0f1v4io70smnbnq...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 17:07:59 GMT, ~db~®
>>> <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 04 Jan 2003 00:59:15 -0800, PorkProducts
>>>> <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>

>>>>> On 3 Jan 2003 22:03:00 -0600, "Giovanni" <giovanni53

cow, not pork, sorry

~db~®

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Jan 5, 2003, 3:34:42 PM1/5/03

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On Sun, 05 Jan 2003 01:59:24 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:

>
>now that is going too far....and here i am eating spaghetti and meat
>sauce
>
>Spider

Back in my mad scientist days, it always seemed that the UGA
cafeterias would serve either spaghetti or veal parmesan on the days
when we had to dissect something. In short, I know the feeling.

~db~®

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Jan 5, 2003, 3:37:01 PM1/5/03

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On Sat, 4 Jan 2003 21:39:22 -0600, Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote:

>
>You certainly are a knowledgable 12 year old girl....:)

They mature early these days. Must be all of that sugar in the diet
along with too many Britney videos on MTV.

Garylian

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Jan 5, 2003, 5:12:22 PM1/5/03

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"~db~Ž" wrote:

Try being in the fire department. We would go on a call, and come back,
and dig into spaghetti or pasta or something, and we paramedics would
just get awful. Dipping frenchfries into ketchup and saying "That clot
in that guys tube looked just like this. YUM!" was actually kinda tame.

Always the strangest meals. And if one of the guys invited his g/f or
spouse, the meal was tame. Of course, we were always at our worst when
one of the local cops decided to join us for a meal. (A regular thing.
They paid for their percentage, so it was cool.) They were so easy to
gross out.

Garylian

KirstenAge12

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Jan 5, 2003, 5:16:01 PM1/5/03

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~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in message
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I owe all I am and will ever be to Britney.

Maak

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Jan 5, 2003, 6:40:06 PM1/5/03

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 14:37:01 -0600, db~® wrote
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Lol..the younger guys must have bigger dicks.

Maak

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Jan 5, 2003, 6:44:55 PM1/5/03

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 16:12:22 -0600, Garylian wrote
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I worked my way through college the last two years as a fireman in New
Orleans. I drove a hook and latter. Worked all nights. But our food
there, being it was New Orleans was outstanding. We cooked it..and took
turns..but it was a large house..over 30 fireman..and it was also a
bookie joint. They had over 20 phones coming in with the ticker tape
machine spewing out the latest results.

Spider

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Jan 5, 2003, 6:40:15 PM1/5/03

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Garylian <Gary...@charter.net> wrote in news:3E18ADC5.FD794496
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i'd actually probably join in....ever suck a pea through your nose?
(waiting for kirsten to say she had pee up the nose before)

Spider

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Jan 5, 2003, 6:41:42 PM1/5/03

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"KirstenAge12" <ki...@webtv.com> wrote in news:avaarl$hpu$0
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i owe a couple wonderful nights to Lucy Liu

Spider, hoping she comes to collect

KirstenAge12

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Jan 5, 2003, 7:09:48 PM1/5/03

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Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote in message
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That would be from an improper position #8.

Spider

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Jan 5, 2003, 8:20:12 PM1/5/03

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"KirstenAge12" <ki...@webtv.com> wrote in news:avahh1$368$0
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or a propperly done #12

Spider

Garylian

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Jan 5, 2003, 9:03:13 PM1/5/03

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Maak wrote:

> On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 16:12:22 -0600, Garylian wrote
> (in message <3E18ADC5...@charter.net>):
>

Oh, yes. Nobody can cook for large groups of people like a fireman. It is
required.

Garylian

Maak

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Jan 5, 2003, 9:22:14 PM1/5/03

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 20:03:13 -0600, Garylian wrote
(in message <3E18E3E1...@charter.net>):

> Maak wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 16:12:22 -0600, Garylian wrote
>> (in message <3E18ADC5...@charter.net>):
>>

Most of the time we had nothing to do but wax the trucks. I swear I
thought that we would wax the paint off those things. I wondered why
we had to wash them everyday whether we used them or not. Crazy,
but..it was a job. I mostly worked at night but sometimes on the
weekends I traded off with some folks...and it worked out fine for
exams and thing.

But, when their was a fire..wow..it was all business. I hated moving
burned people out, dead or alive. the smell was close to unbearable.

KirstenAge12

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Jan 6, 2003, 5:29:18 AM1/6/03

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Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote in message

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Don't even think #12. So far #12 has been banned in 5 states and the
District of Columbia.

Spider

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Jan 6, 2003, 7:50:31 AM1/6/03

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"KirstenAge12" <ki...@webtv.com> wrote in news:avblqs$q4r$0
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well, yeah, for good reasons too

Spider

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Jan 6, 2003, 7:52:04 AM1/6/03

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PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> Spider and Kirsten, sittin in a tree
> K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>
>

Spider

KirstenAge12

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Jan 6, 2003, 11:32:05 AM1/6/03

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Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote in message

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I think that incident in Kansas is what finally did it.

Garylian

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:36:25 PM1/6/03

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Maak wrote:

Yes, I remember that smell. Try a car fire with a crispy critter inside. Just
about everyone lost their lunch on that one, since it was fresh. whew!

Garylian

Maak

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:42:43 PM1/6/03

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On Mon, 6 Jan 2003 4:39:57 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
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>> I worked my way through college the last two years as a fireman in New
>> Orleans. I drove a hook and latter. Worked all nights. But our food
>> there, being it was New Orleans was outstanding. We cooked it..and took
>> turns..but it was a large house..over 30 fireman..and it was also a
>> bookie joint. They had over 20 phones coming in with the ticker tape
>> machine spewing out the latest results.
>

> That is perfect New Orleans! How many books you got in you, anyway? A
> bookie joint... hehe.

When I get the time I will tell you the story. Heck, half the firemen
were always broke from that.

Maak

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:43:37 PM1/6/03

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On Mon, 6 Jan 2003 4:40:08 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
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>> or a propperly done #12
>>
>> Spider
>

> Spider and Kirsten, sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

interesting.

Maak

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:44:24 PM1/6/03

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On Mon, 6 Jan 2003 4:40:10 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
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>> Most of the time we had nothing to do but wax the trucks. I swear I
>> thought that we would wax the paint off those things. I wondered why
>> we had to wash them everyday whether we used them or not. Crazy,
>> but..it was a job. I mostly worked at night but sometimes on the
>> weekends I traded off with some folks...and it worked out fine for
>> exams and thing.
>>
>> But, when their was a fire..wow..it was all business. I hated moving
>> burned people out, dead or alive. the smell was close to unbearable.
>

> How long have they referred to it in New Orleans as "Waxing the truck"?
>
>
> So you went to war before you went to war.

yeah...

Garylian

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:45:33 PM1/6/03

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KirstenAge12 wrote:

Nothing is banned in DC. They re-elected Marion Barry. Those people have
no morals.

Garylian

Maak

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:51:22 PM1/6/03

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On Mon, 6 Jan 2003 10:32:05 -0600, KirstenAge12 wrote
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>
> I think that incident in Kansas is what finally did it.

naturally you have to explain.

Maak

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Jan 6, 2003, 3:52:50 PM1/6/03

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On Mon, 6 Jan 2003 14:45:33 -0600, Garylian wrote
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> Nothing is banned in DC. They re-elected Marion Barry. Those people have
> no morals.
>
> Garylian

lol..if he was a little younger he would get elected again. They loved
him there no matter what he did. No..we are not related.

~db~®

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Jan 6, 2003, 4:25:10 PM1/6/03

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On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 02:39:52 -0800, PorkProducts
<pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>i owe a couple wonderful nights to Lucy Liu
>>
>>Spider, hoping she comes to collect
>

>Lucy: Me so HORNY!!
>
>Spider's having one of his happy dreams.

I don't usually fancy Asian ladies, but Lucy Liu works for me ....

~db~®

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Jan 6, 2003, 4:30:14 PM1/6/03

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On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 17:44:55 -0600, Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 16:12:22 -0600, Garylian wrote
>(in message <3E18ADC5...@charter.net>):
>

My God, I LOVE the Big Easy!

Spider

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Jan 6, 2003, 6:32:18 PM1/6/03

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>>
>> well, yeah, for good reasons too
>>
>> Spider
>
> I think that incident in Kansas is what finally did it.

was it the kansas inccident? damn republican farmers will do it to you
ever time. you'd be able to get away with twice as much in california,
especially the southern half where porkbutt lives

Spider

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Jan 6, 2003, 6:32:36 PM1/6/03

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Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
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> On Mon, 6 Jan 2003 10:32:05 -0600, KirstenAge12 wrote
> (in message <avcb2o$78n$0...@pita.alt.net>):
>
>>
>> I think that incident in Kansas is what finally did it.
>
> naturally you have to explain.
>

no we don't

Spider

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Jan 6, 2003, 6:36:11 PM1/6/03

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~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in
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you have no idea what you are missing....but that's ok, stick with
blondes. that leaves the best women to me

Spider

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Jan 6, 2003, 6:36:35 PM1/6/03

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~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in
news:67tj1vs8448lj07go...@4ax.com:

> On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 17:44:55 -0600, Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com>
wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 16:12:22 -0600, Garylian wrote
>>(in message <3E18ADC5...@charter.net>):
>>

maak just loves them big and easy

Garylian

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Jan 6, 2003, 8:49:09 PM1/6/03

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Maak wrote:

True enough. I lived near DC for both of his "terms of office" as well as his
term of justice. The guy was a kook, but the people of DC loved him anyways.

Garylian

~db~®

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Jan 7, 2003, 12:13:05 AM1/7/03

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Blondes? Hah! Redheads, my friend, REDheads.

Spider

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Jan 7, 2003, 6:47:17 AM1/7/03

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~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in
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and what do you do after sex? play connect the dots? no thanks

Spidey

Savage

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Jan 7, 2003, 1:14:30 PM1/7/03

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"Spider" <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote in message

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Dot-to-dot could be all there is for non-smokers. It's either that or
Zzzzzzzzzzz

Spider

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Jan 7, 2003, 9:14:27 PM1/7/03

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PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> What's her hourly?
>
>

i'll pay double, lol (no pork, not for you)

Spider

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Jan 7, 2003, 9:15:59 PM1/7/03

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PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> Who is "those people," white man?
> <G>
>
>

i think the "those people" he is refering to are the idiots that
elected a felon to office in the nation's capitol

Spider

Maak

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Jan 7, 2003, 9:43:37 PM1/7/03

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On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 19:35:09 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
(in message <5p0m1vcg1391ge1m1...@4ax.com>):

>>> Don't even think #12. So far #12 has been banned in 5 states and the
>>> District of Columbia.
>>
>> Nothing is banned in DC. They re-elected Marion Barry. Those people have
>> no morals.
>>
>> Garylian
>>
>

> Who is "those people," white man? <G>

lol..note the last name..My cousins...

Maak

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Jan 7, 2003, 9:44:42 PM1/7/03

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On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 19:35:10 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
(in message <8r0m1vssiab13gecb...@4ax.com>):

> Are you sure? I see a little resemblance... around the crack pipe.
> lol
>

Well...we are distant cousins....When we owned them, they took our last
names....

Maak

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Jan 7, 2003, 10:08:53 PM1/7/03

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On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 20:02:16 -0600, Wild Coyote wrote
(in message <pk1n1vgbgieod0af6...@4ax.com>):

> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 17:35:07 -0800, PorkProducts
> <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 21:25:10 GMT, ~db~®
>> <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote:
>>

>> What's her hourly?
>
> 5 fingers, you can weep now.
>
> Still Howlin' at the Moon!
>
> Wild Coyote
> wd_coyote@(remove)whoppermail.com

He paid 6 fingers for the shims in New Orleans.

Wild Coyote

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Jan 7, 2003, 10:01:43 PM1/7/03

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Now everyone knows you are lieing. I could not afford 4 fingers.

Maak

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Jan 7, 2003, 11:15:53 PM1/7/03

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On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 21:01:43 -0600, Wild Coyote wrote
(in message <b35n1vkustnl69dde...@4ax.com>):

You sure about that?

Wild Coyote

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Jan 7, 2003, 11:09:07 PM1/7/03

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Trust me, too many mouths in college and too many mouths at work to
feed.

~db~®

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Jan 8, 2003, 12:18:40 AM1/8/03

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On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:

>~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in
>news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>
>>>~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in
>>>news:8ssj1voiasfo4ctho...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 02:39:52 -0800, PorkProducts
>>>> <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>i owe a couple wonderful nights to Lucy Liu
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Spider, hoping she comes to collect
>>>>>
>>>>>Lucy: Me so HORNY!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Spider's having one of his happy dreams.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I don't usually fancy Asian ladies, but Lucy Liu works for me
>....
>>>>
>>>
>>>you have no idea what you are missing....but that's ok, stick with
>>>blondes. that leaves the best women to me
>>>
>>>Spider
>>
>>
>> Blondes? Hah! Redheads, my friend, REDheads.
>>
>
>and what do you do after sex? play connect the dots? no thanks
>
>Spidey

Connect the dots .... never heard it called that before. ;-{)

This settles it, then: I'll tend to the rousses, you handle the
Eastern Affairs and we'll watch the others fight over whatever is
left.

Two words: Redheaded nurses. What say ye, Maak?

Maak

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Jan 8, 2003, 1:32:03 AM1/8/03

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On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~® wrote
(in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):

send me your redheads your nurses......just like in the constitution.

Spider

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:22:13 AM1/8/03

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Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
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> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~Ž wrote

> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>

>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net>
wrote:
>>>>

>>>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

that's the statue of liberty maak, go back to school

Spider

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:22:49 AM1/8/03

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~db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in
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what's left is maak and pork, not much to fight over

Spider

Maak

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Jan 8, 2003, 7:53:12 AM1/8/03

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On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 6:22:13 -0600, Spider wrote
(in message <Xns92FD2C76F48EEC...@204.127.202.16>):

> Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
> news:0001HW.BA412203...@news-central.giganews.com:
>

>> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~® wrote

>> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>>

>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net>
> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

I remember school. We had redheads and wannabe nurses. I wanted them
even back then. What did they teach you in school.?

~db~®

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Jan 8, 2003, 1:21:43 PM1/8/03

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On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 0:32:03 -0600, Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~Ž wrote

>(in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>
>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>

>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net>
wrote:
>>>>

>>>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>>> news:8ssj1voiasfo4ctho...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 02:39:52 -0800, PorkProducts
>>>>>> <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> i owe a couple wonderful nights to Lucy Liu
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Spider, hoping she comes to collect
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lucy: Me so HORNY!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Spider's having one of his happy dreams.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't usually fancy Asian ladies, but Lucy Liu works for me
>>> ....
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> you have no idea what you are missing....but that's ok, stick
with
>>>>> blondes. that leaves the best women to me
>>>>>
>>>>> Spider
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Blondes? Hah! Redheads, my friend, REDheads.
>>>>
>>>
>>> and what do you do after sex? play connect the dots? no thanks
>>>
>>> Spidey
>>
>> Connect the dots .... never heard it called that before. ;-{)
>>
>> This settles it, then: I'll tend to the rousses, you handle the
>> Eastern Affairs and we'll watch the others fight over whatever is
>> left.
>>
>> Two words: Redheaded nurses. What say ye, Maak?
>
>send me your redheads your nurses......just like in the constitution.

I thought that was engraved at the base of the Statue of Liberty. If
it ain't, it ought to be!

Maak

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Jan 8, 2003, 2:30:32 PM1/8/03

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On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 12:21:43 -0600, db~® wrote
(in message <vvqo1vkdmfnd2g5hi...@4ax.com>):

> On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 0:32:03 -0600, Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote:
>

>> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~® wrote

>> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>>
>>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>>

>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net>
> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>>>> news:8ssj1voiasfo4ctho...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 02:39:52 -0800, PorkProducts
>>>>>>> <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> i owe a couple wonderful nights to Lucy Liu
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Spider, hoping she comes to collect
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lucy: Me so HORNY!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Spider's having one of his happy dreams.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I don't usually fancy Asian ladies, but Lucy Liu works for me
>>>> ....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you have no idea what you are missing....but that's ok, stick
> with
>>>>>> blondes. that leaves the best women to me
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Spider
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Blondes? Hah! Redheads, my friend, REDheads.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> and what do you do after sex? play connect the dots? no thanks
>>>>
>>>> Spidey
>>>
>>> Connect the dots .... never heard it called that before. ;-{)
>>>
>>> This settles it, then: I'll tend to the rousses, you handle the
>>> Eastern Affairs and we'll watch the others fight over whatever is
>>> left.
>>>
>>> Two words: Redheaded nurses. What say ye, Maak?
>>
>> send me your redheads your nurses......just like in the constitution.
>
>
> I thought that was engraved at the base of the Statue of Liberty. If
> it ain't, it ought to be!

It is ..,..one needs only to read between the lines. But it is there.

Garylian

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Jan 8, 2003, 4:59:29 PM1/8/03

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Maak wrote:

> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~Ž wrote

> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>
> > On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
> >

> >>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

> >> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
> >>
> >>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
> >>>

> >>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

> >>>> news:8ssj1voiasfo4ctho...@4ax.com:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 02:39:52 -0800, PorkProducts
> >>>>> <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>> i owe a couple wonderful nights to Lucy Liu
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Spider, hoping she comes to collect
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Lucy: Me so HORNY!!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Spider's having one of his happy dreams.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I don't usually fancy Asian ladies, but Lucy Liu works for me
> >> ....
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> you have no idea what you are missing....but that's ok, stick with
> >>>> blondes. that leaves the best women to me
> >>>>
> >>>> Spider
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Blondes? Hah! Redheads, my friend, REDheads.
> >>>
> >>
> >> and what do you do after sex? play connect the dots? no thanks
> >>
> >> Spidey
> >
> > Connect the dots .... never heard it called that before. ;-{)
> >
> > This settles it, then: I'll tend to the rousses, you handle the
> > Eastern Affairs and we'll watch the others fight over whatever is
> > left.
> >
> > Two words: Redheaded nurses. What say ye, Maak?
>
> send me your redheads your nurses......just like in the constitution.
>
> --
> Jon Barry
> Baton Rouge, La

In your case, the redheaaded nurses will be shims looking to give you a
prostate exam. But only because Pork told them to.

Garylian

Spider

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Jan 8, 2003, 5:06:16 PM1/8/03

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Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
news:0001HW.BA417B58...@news-central.giganews.com:

> On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 6:22:13 -0600, Spider wrote
> (in message <Xns92FD2C76F48EEC...@204.127.202.16>):
>
>> Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
>> news:0001HW.BA412203...@news-central.giganews.com:
>>

>>> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~Ž wrote

>>> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>>>

>>>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net>
>> wrote:
>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> db~Ž <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

thay tot me hou two speel goodly

Spider

Maak

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Jan 8, 2003, 5:21:36 PM1/8/03

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On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 16:06:16 -0600, Spider wrote
(in message <Xns92FD8F4215714C...@204.127.199.17>):

> Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
> news:0001HW.BA417B58...@news-central.giganews.com:
>
>> On Wed, 8 Jan 2003 6:22:13 -0600, Spider wrote
>> (in message <Xns92FD2C76F48EEC...@204.127.202.16>):
>>
>>> Maak <Ma...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
>>> news:0001HW.BA412203...@news-central.giganews.com:
>>>

>>>> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~® wrote

>>>> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net>
>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

Dr. Spider...I am glad that you were such a good student.

Spider

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Jan 9, 2003, 5:59:31 PM1/9/03

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PorkProducts <pork_p...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:eauq1v4n5f8njkdpj...@4ax.com:

> But not more betterly grammar.
>
>

duh

Maak

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Jan 10, 2003, 1:24:30 AM1/10/03

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On Thu, 9 Jan 2003 9:18:21 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
(in message <tu6q1vkflm8odiick...@4ax.com>):

>>> send me your redheads your nurses......just like in the
>> constitution.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Jon Barry
>>> Baton Rouge, La
>>>
>>>
>>
>> that's the statue of liberty maak, go back to school
>>
>> Spider
>

> He missed part of it: Send me your redheads, your nurses, your puffies
> yearning to be free... .

All puffies must be free. Freedom to the Puffers...

Maak

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Jan 10, 2003, 1:28:45 AM1/10/03

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On Thu, 9 Jan 2003 9:18:36 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
(in message <hptq1vgu2kors7btg...@4ax.com>):

> On Wed, 08 Jan 2003 15:59:29 -0600, Garylian <Gary...@charter.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Maak wrote:
>>

>>> On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 23:18:40 -0600, db~® wrote

>>> (in message <fbcn1vcnbqd4bs1qo...@4ax.com>):
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 11:47:17 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>>>

>>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

>>>>> news:isnk1vs2mh47elv7u...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2003 23:36:11 GMT, Spider <Go...@Nothing.net> wrote:
>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> db~® <deep...@ugaREMOVEalum.uga.edu> wrote in

> No, Pork did not. The place to find that kind of thing is down in the
> depths of KirstenAge12's bucket.
>

I am merely praying that my dear son at the ripe old age of 15 is
ignorant compared to 12 year old girls.

Maak

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Jan 10, 2003, 9:58:10 PM1/10/03

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On Fri, 10 Jan 2003 4:51:11 -0600, PorkProducts wrote
(in message <2e0t1v019tklai8gj...@4ax.com>):

> <offers to put son on Just Say No list, to protect him from such
> things>
>

I accept. Thanks.