A Tail of Two Shims...A Factual story...
Maak
Two very cute shims...one with a huge brilliant tail, the other sporting a
pair of very bright pink shoes went strolling down the boulevard hand in
hand, gayly singing to each other and casting furtive and adoring glances at
one another.
A federal supreme court judge happened to be walking along coming in their
direction. The judge thought to himself about the problem he had recently
caused. It was only last year that he and his other cohorts had ruled
effectively that shims, and others of the same sex could marry. Cursing
himself for that foolhardy decision, the judge chuckled to himself.."Well,
at least we preserved "Roe Vs Wade", and that should reduce the numbers of
the future shim population. Then he cursed again as he realized that he and
his cohorts had also approved the President's major new tax plan and that no
one would be able to afford an abortion anymore and that the world was going
to explode with shims.
These two shims were different though...the one with the pink shoes had a
huge front belly hanging low and the judge swore to himself that this pink
footed shim was pregnant.
The judge then walked up to the cute pair of shims and asked..."Tell me shim
shir......are you pregnant?"
The pink footed shim chirped very easily and stated..."Yes I am gloriously
pregnant, and proud of it!"
Astounded the judge asked how was this possible, and without batting one of
shis cute eyes calmly stated.."First I cut the offending dangler off, and my
partner here quickly brought it to his doctor where they attached the thing
to what little shim had, and they fashioned exactly what I need to be able to
have this beautiful hermophritic child I am expecting."
The judge could not believe his eyes, so he asked shim to show him the
damage, and quickly the pink footed shim dropped shers drawers and let the
judge see.
The moral of this story is....watch out for shims or they will be the parents
of the future.
Further watch out for these particular shims...the Coyote and the Pink footed
shim from Nebraska...
--
Jon Barry
Baton Rouge, La
Chuck
PS..this is Maak waaaaaay off his medications again. But I think the
guys with the butterfly nets are closing in on him.
Chuck
Wild Coyote
Psst, I think you are right. He needs institutionalized for his own
good. It is time, the meds I am afraid are just not doing the trick.
--
Still Howlin' at the Moon!
Wild Coyote
wild_coyote<AT>whoppermail.com
Chuck
We need to tell them to use shock therapies....you know, using 220V.
Hey, I've got a weed cutter electric fence charger they could use....
Chuck
White Pea忽姍
"Maak" <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote in message
Meds schmeds. Every time one shows up, the other isn't far behind. How can
such a thing be? I guess anything is possible in shim heaven. Oh, that's
right. You don't believe in heaven. Try shim haven. I wonder what they
will name the little one and who will do the breastfeeding.
Wild Coyote
wrote:
Who let the puppets in here?
White Pea忽姍
"Wild Coyote" <Wild_...@TheZone.Net> wrote in message
>
> Who let the puppets in here?
Two shims in white coats (with a hole cut in one for the green shimmery tail
and the other wearing pink bunny slippers) with two straight jackets. Only
straight people can wear those. Your white coats are crooked and have some
tell tail spots on them. If you try on the jackets, they might fix the
problem.
Chuck
<Wild_...@TheZone.Net> wrote:
>On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 00:23:50 GMT, "White Pea忽姍" <nos...@nonet.net>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"Maak" <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote in message
>>
>>Meds schmeds. Every time one shows up, the other isn't far behind. How can
>>such a thing be? I guess anything is possible in shim heaven. Oh, that's
>>right. You don't believe in heaven. Try shim haven. I wonder what they
>>will name the little one and who will do the breastfeeding.
>>
>>> --
>>> Jon Barry
>>> Baton Rouge, La
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>Who let the puppets in here?
<BG>
Chuck
Maak
(in article <q0Gsf.3757$R84...@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>):
>
> "Maak" <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote in message
>
> Meds schmeds. Every time one shows up, the other isn't far behind. How can
> such a thing be? I guess anything is possible in shim heaven. Oh, that's
> right. You don't believe in heaven. Try shim haven. I wonder what they
> will name the little one and who will do the breastfeeding.
>
<rimshot>
Wow..you nailed them...Maybe they will say which one has the wet breasts...
Maak
(in article <0h36r11t9bj2qohm5...@4ax.com>):
What meds...?
Chuck
You know...your anti-psychotic pills.
Chuck
Maak
(in article <1bk6r15kqqpjo5np6...@4ax.com>):
I never had any. Do you take them? Are they fun? What brand? How much do they
cost? Send me some. TIA!
Maak
(in article <2ar6r11oouead21a3...@4ax.com>):
> On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:58:44 GMT, Maak
> <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote:
>
>> Further watch out for these particular shims...the Coyote and the Pink
>> footed
>> shim from Nebraska...
>
> You looked at his feet?
>
>
>
He was bragging about them...and he has a pink office with yellow stained
walls...coyote pissed them.
Chuck
>On Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:58:44 GMT, Maak
><Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote:
>
>>Further watch out for these particular shims...the Coyote and the Pink footed
>>shim from Nebraska...
>
>You looked at his feet?
He enjoys being a shim so much that he imagines that he sees them
everywhere, plus he has now apparently developed a foot fetish.
Chuck
Chuck
Pay attention...I said *foot* not feet...as in twelve inches..
Now if you will believe that........................
Chuck
Maak
(in article <r3q7r113n2bl0qjla...@4ax.com>):
You had 12 inches removed...and how big does that now make the Coylote?
White Pea忽姍
> breasts...
I don't want to touch that one with four 10-foot poles with breast pumps on
the end of them. Maybe you can squeeze the elixir of truth out of them.
White Pea忽姍
This has gone beyond the pail.
Wild Coyote
I believe you are right. Everyone cover your feet the Maakina has
developed a foot fetish!
Maak
(in article <iFVsf.3723$nu6....@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net>):
> Subject: Re: A Tail of Two Shims...A Factual story...
> From: "White PeaŠżŠk" <nos...@nonet.net>
> Date: Today 12:11 PM
> Newsgroups: alt.bitch.pork
>
>
> "Maak" <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> Wow..you nailed them...Maybe they will say which one has the wet
>> breasts...
>
> I don't want to touch that one with four 10-foot poles with breast pumps on
> the end of them. Maybe you can squeeze the elixir of truth out of them.
I think they are getting the elixirs themselves from the wet one.
Maak
(in article <tbd8r1dba7qbe3a96...@4ax.com>):
You guys ever stop and think how you always seem to be together on everything
that goes on in here...??? Tell me Mr. Coylote..what kind of fetishes do
shims have?.
Chuck
Did you ever stop to think that all of us none shim guys in here think
alike? So, it's us guys +, you - (the shim) ...just the facts.
Chuck