Tomorrow is their anniversary

[Maak]

Not so long ago, far far out on the prairie, a keen ear could hear the baying
at the moon of the Coylote. If you listen well you can hear the
cry....."Ccccccchhhhhhhuuuuuuckie" as shim searches out shis lover.

Off in the distance, the corn farmer Chuck is overjoyed to hear shis call for
shim. They are happy.

Tomorrow is their big night...as they plan on celebrating their second year
in marriage..and both remembered well the big wedding night in
Massachusettes. The groupies of Pork had gotten together and bought plane
tickets and a hotel room for the love struck shims.

Tomorrow is their second anniversary. We should all help them celebrate.

--
Jon Barry
Baton Rouge, La

[Chuck]

Help!!! Maak's off his medications again!!!

Chuck

[Wild Coyote]

Chuck, he is so far off his meds it is hospital time again. We have
to call the men in white coats with the funny jackets with real long
sleeves. Maak it is for your own good.
--
Still Howlin' at the Moon!

Wild Coyote
wild_coyote<AT>whoppermail.com

[Anal Annie]

Mr. Shim, I notice that everytime you say something about shims you
always want to make sure that your shim friend is in on it with you.

--
Anal Annie

For a really full feeling, try two cocks instead of one! Take it up the
ass!
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[White Peacųck]

"Maak" <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote in message >

> Tomorrow is their second anniversary. We should all help them celebrate.

I would make them a cake, but I have to gear up to cook for Thanksgiving.

[Chuck]

And our sanity.....

Chuck

[Maak]

On Sun, 20 Nov 2005 22:51:23 -0600, Wild Coyote wrote
(in article <bgk2o1tvekfnu4sus...@4ax.com>):

> Subject: Re: Tomorrow is their anniversary
> From: Wild Coyote <Wild_...@TheZone.Net>
> Date: Yesterday 10:51 PM
> Reply-To: Wild Coyote
> Newsgroups: alt.bitch.pork

My own good......**#&%$@)(**Y*&$ to you too!

[Wild Coyote]

They will be there soon. In fact, why don't you go out and try and
flag them down. Any highway will do, just look for those cars or vans
with the lights on top. They will take care of you.

[Maak]

On Mon, 21 Nov 2005 21:12:37 -0600, Wild Coyote wrote
(in article <h335o1d19h2dtarvq...@4ax.com>):

> Subject: Re: Tomorrow is their anniversary
> From: Wild Coyote <Wild_...@TheZone.Net>

> Date: Today 9:12 PM

Man...you must think each and every time you see an ambulance that it has
something to do with me? Are you for real? I am thinking that I need to make
a special call to Chuckie and see if he can get you some help. Chuckie loves
you and thinks that your shimminess together is special. The least you could
do is to treasure that.

--

[wrh]

Chuck <Ch...@alltel.net> wrote in
news:77c2o1p8l4biabqrh...@4ax.com:

Sounds more like he's been raiding the pastures -- Again!

--
Bill Hall
Anchorage, AK

[Maak]

On Thu, 24 Nov 2005 05:49:17 -0600, wrh wrote
(in article <Xns97181CA6F79...@216.168.3.44>):

> Subject: Re: Tomorrow is their anniversary

> From: wrh <ha...@snow.gci.net>
> Date: Today 5:49 AM
> Newsgroups: alt.bitch.pork

Do they have shrooooooooms up there your way, or do you need some spores? Can
spores be sent over the internet? Evidently mold can go over it just fine,
lol...as the poor people in New Orleans who never had it before all have it
now.

[wrh]

Maak <Maakere...@whoppermail.com> wrote in
news:0001HW.BFAB1CA4...@news.easynews.com:

If it isn't a morel, up here you need to be *#extremely#* cautious what
fungi you choose to ingest. Good thing there are so many morels!

IP-adressable slime and mold? Spam? Where!?