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Monster in a Box do-it-yourself organogenesis kit

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Aug 8, 2016, 6:14:09 PM8/8/16
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Introducing "Monster in a Box ~ by Hunter Reon Barnes"
(do it yourself organogenesis kit)
... ONLY $9,999.95 ... kit includes:
* plastic snapware box
* bottle of mass amino complex (does not include thymine or uricil)
* bottle of pure water
* bottle of thymine (isolated)
* bottle of uricil (isolated)
* small container of apple cider vinegar (for electricity if growing monster without light)
**(package is 100% dna/rna/protein free)
...simply mix everything together in the bucket dropping a few drips of thymine and uricil in opposing corners of the box.
** varience of organic life generated and ribosome specifics dependent upon environmental condition.
..and if anyone actually starts buying these..
Available Monster in a Box expansion packs (100% dna/rna/protien free):
* skeletal boost ~ $497.95
* brains w/beating hearts cerebro/nerve boost ~ $787.95
* protomuscular boost ~ $1,200
* riboxyimmuno boost ~ $400
..and of course...
Available Monster in a Box cheat mods (contain trace dna/rna/protien):
* 1cc plantmonster mod #1 (bird piss formula) ~ $430
* 1cc plantmonster mod #2 (fish piss formula) ~ $40
* 3mg plantmonster mod #3 (wormpoo formula) ~ $60
* 300mg meatmonster mod #1 (slimjim formula) ~ $1,200
* 250mg meatmonster mod #2 (intellifreak formula) ~ $3,400
** generating organic life that has to understand reality or think to any extent may be illegal in some states *** , ..but there isn't a single individual in those states actually complient.
**** Monster in a Box, Expansion Packs, and Cheat Mods are intended for educational and entertainment purposes (non-industrial/non-commercial) only, etc... all rights reserved.
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