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stude...@gladstone.uoregon.edu

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Oct 30, 1994, 1:58:29 AM10/30/94
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In article <390pee$5...@blackice.winternet.com>, caro...@winternet.com
(CarolAnne Braddock) wrote:

[EXTREAMIST SHIT FLUSHED]


Dear Asshole:
Please stop crossposting this kind of crap to this newsgroup. Besides
being inappropriate, it's also very rude. Dickshine.

Sincerely,

Sincere.

CarolAnne Braddock

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Oct 30, 1994, 1:42:22 PM10/30/94
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Derek Kreckler (krec...@sysx.apana.org.au) wrote:
: cb...@starbase.neosoft.com (Clark Boyd) writes:

: >Akfourtyseven (ak...@cyberverse.com) wrote:

: >: GOOD. If it is just expewssing one's opinion, then LET ME EXPRESS MINE.
: >: I am a black man who finds ANYONE that even USES the word "nigger" t
: >: obe an idiotic, racist pile of slime. You're probably one of those little
: >: white or Oriental guys who gets beat up or pushed around by black, and
: >: the only way you can get "revenge" is by degrading blacks on the
: >: computer, where they can't beat you up. But I am one black woh may not be
: >: able to choke the life out of you, but CAN verbally assault you for your
: >: infantile views on racisn, and I will most ZEALOUSLY do so!

: >Quick question for you AK47. If you're against racism, then answer this,
: >How many WHITE members does the NAACP have?
: >How come there is a black history month? and not a white history month too?
: >How come there is not a NAAWP? (advancement for white people)

: >Did you read the article about the BLACK lawyer (who was legal council
: >for NAACP in TEXAS) who represented a KKK Grand Dragon? The government
: >was violating his rights by requiring him to release their membership
: >list. He saw this as an affront to ALL groups rights (including the
: >NAACP) and took his case. He won the case.

: >You know what the NAACP did? THEY FIRED HIM! Racist? Bet your ass it was.
: >If he runs for office will I vote for him?? Damn straight!!


: >Now listen up you violent, close minded, ANONYMOUS racist - Racism has
: >been, and most likely will always be, a FACT of life. There's nothing
: >worse than something who thinks the world OWES them. Sorry, but most
: >Americans are getting rather tired of every time a black person does not
: >get their way and cries 'racism'. That dog don't hunt no more.

: >I'm all for equal opportunity and believe that EVERYONE should get a fair
: >shake. However, you need to chill out and get a life.

: Hey, hey, hey you guys this is not on. You cant expect me to read this
: crud. I mean if you say you "I hate the name John" is the same as saying
: you hate another race your sick. AK47 might as well say a brick is a
: dog. I hate bad logic and offensive racist taunts, agism and a whole
: load of shit that gets me called PC, but I dont care because my brain
: just aint small enough.


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Lewis Gregory

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Oct 30, 1994, 4:46:10 PM10/30/94
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Uh...could you guys please trim alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die off your
followup on this? It's really got nothing to do with hating B*rney. After
all, we have no hatred of black or white...only of a certain purple and
green Molestosaur...

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Jeff Peeters

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Oct 30, 1994, 8:18:11 PM10/30/94
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I'm just curious, AK47 (by the way, nice name), I listen to a lot of gangsta
rap and I've seen some movies that deal with the ghetto and stuff like that,
and all I see is black people calling each other "nigga" and stuff. , I
just want to know how come a black person can call another black person that
but a white person would probably get his ass shot or something.

I am not a racist.I know the bullshit that coloured people have put up with
and sometimes it makes me ashamed to be white, but I would like to know about
this double standard. Thanx.

Jeff Peeters

Vaughan Wynne-Jones

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Oct 30, 1994, 3:18:42 PM10/30/94
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This is all very interesting but what the f**k has it got to do with Barney?

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Joseph Betz

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Oct 31, 1994, 11:11:16 AM10/31/94
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stude...@gladstone.uoregon.edu writes:

> [EXTREAMIST SHIT FLUSHED]

Hello, studentuser-who-hasn't-even-been-around-long-enough-to-have-a-login-name.

Here is a set of clues. You may use them for a period of twenty-one
days free of charge, after which time you must send $400.00 and a severed
head to my address. Just reply to this article to find out my address.

Clue #1:

The thread you replied to has been dead for quite some time now. If your
sysadmin wasn't a fuckwit, he wouldn't have antique articles taking up
hard-drive space.

Clue #2:

Look at the header, pinhead. It's crossposted to half a dozen newsgroups.
Which one are you whining about?

Clue #3: "Extremist", not EXTREAMIST. Yes, spelling counts for something,
if you don't wish to look like an ass.

Clue #4: Nobody gives a rat's ass whether or not you think it's rude.
REALLY! NOBODY!

Now go back to cowering in the corner with your "Idiots guide to the
Internet", and don't come back till you have something worthwhile to say.

Have a lovely day.

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Mitchell Marks

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Oct 31, 1994, 11:12:45 AM10/31/94
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>>>>> "JP" == Jeff Peeters <jpee...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> writes:

JP> I'm just curious, AK47 (by the way, nice name), I listen to a
JP> lot of gangsta rap and I've seen some movies that deal with the
JP> ghetto and stuff like that, and all I see is black people
JP> calling each other "nigga" and stuff. , I just want to know how
JP> come a black person can call another black person that but a
JP> white person would probably get his ass shot or something.

The phenomenon is very well known, across _lots_ of different
cultures, almost a sociological cliche. Different behaviors will be
acceptable within-group and between groups.

There's a related pattern, in which a group will take up for itself a
term which is applied to them as an insult in the general culture, and
use it neutrally or even as a badge of pride, hoping to defuse it. If
you're into U.S. history, track down the origins of "Yankee Doodle".
Or currently notice how gay activists (though not unanimously) have begun
making a point of using the term "queer".

There's a dangerous edge where an individual who is not actually part
of a group but is friendly to it and associates with its members, may
try to cement a sense of belonging by adopting within-group behaviors,
including the use of emotionally-loaded or transitional group names.

Perhaps apart from the situation in the previous paragraph, none of
this supports -- all of it goes well against -- the implicit argument
in the passage cited above, that because a name has within-group
acceptability it "ought" to be okay for outsiders to use too. That's
just not how these things ever go. Nor does it point up some supposed
over-sensitivity of African-Americans today (which JP is not
asserting, but came up elsewhere in this thread); it's exactly what
you should expect anywhere and anywhen there are group tensions.
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Michael Curry

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Oct 31, 1994, 11:59:44 AM10/31/94
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Joseph Betz (bwa...@earth.execpc.com) wrote:

[add'tl clues deleted to save bandwidth]

: Clue #4: Nobody gives a rat's ass whether or not you think it's rude.
: REALLY! NOBODY!

: Now go back to cowering in the corner with your "Idiots guide to the
: Internet", and don't come back till you have something worthwhile to say.

: Have a lovely day.

Gosh, Joe. What a crushing set of rejoinders you handed that guy.

Rick Nestoff

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Nov 1, 1994, 2:01:17 AM11/1/94
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Jeff Peeters (jpee...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
: I'm just curious, AK47 (by the way, nice name), I listen to a lot of gangsta

: rap and I've seen some movies that deal with the ghetto and stuff like that,
: and all I see is black people calling each other "nigga" and stuff. , I
: just want to know how come a black person can call another black person that
: but a white person would probably get his ass shot or something.

Its like in "Welcome Back Kotter". They call each other warthogs, but
if anyone else called them a warthog, John Travolta would kick their ass.
T.V. really does hold all the answers.


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Sarlo

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Oct 31, 1994, 12:17:09 PM10/31/94
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Jeff Peeters (jpee...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
: I'm just curious, AK47 (by the way, nice name), I listen to a lot of gangsta

: rap and I've seen some movies that deal with the ghetto and stuff like that,
: and all I see is black people calling each other "nigga" and stuff. , I
: just want to know how come a black person can call another black person that
: but a white person would probably get his ass shot or something.

They call each others Nigga and Nigger, because they ARE Niggas and Niggers.

Silly man! You should know better! Its just not Whiteys place!

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Kilroy

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Nov 1, 1994, 3:08:09 PM11/1/94
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In article <390pee$5...@blackice.winternet.com> caro...@winternet.com (CarolAnne Braddock) writes:
>Derek Kreckler (krec...@sysx.apana.org.au) wrote:
>: cb...@starbase.neosoft.com (Clark Boyd) writes:
>
>: >Akfourtyseven (ak...@cyberverse.com) wrote:
>


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<SNIP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


>: Hey, hey, hey you guys this is not on. You cant expect me to read this
>: crud. I mean if you say you "I hate the name John" is the same as saying
>: you hate another race your sick. AK47 might as well say a brick is a
>: dog. I hate bad logic and offensive racist taunts, agism and a whole
>: load of shit that gets me called PC, but I dont care because my brain
>: just aint small enough.


Your Brain seems small enough to me. I also am an anti-hate type
who objects to the racist jokes on the basis that they promote the
ignorant thought patterns of hate ans racial predjudice, HOWEVER, we
are reading tasteless jokes, so if someone wants to post a racist or
otherwise obviously small minded joke, This Is The Place To Do IT!!!
This is a tasteless jokes newsgroup. IF you really don't like it,
then don't read it, or form a split-off group
"alt.tasteless.jokes.pc," or some such group. Otherwise, put the
words racist, nigger, blonde, or whatever into you killfiles and keep
reading. Note that this has been crossposted to alt.config in case
someone really wants the newgroup. Personally, I'm staying here. I
like the general quality of this group (it's tasteless and it's
yummy).

P.S. Now I'll probably draw flames from both the Anti-hate groups
and the racists, OH WELL!

P.P.S. In adding alt.config to the newsgroups line, I happen to
notice this is getting cross-posted. If you are anti-racist and want
to get this off of your non-tasteless jokes group, simply edit the
newsgroups line, remove all groups other than alt.tasteless.jokes, and
say something that will draw flames. Do this every time you see this
thread, and it will shuffle it back to alt.t.j!

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studentuser

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Nov 1, 1994, 11:17:23 PM11/1/94
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In article <bwahaha.783619301@earth>, bwa...@earth.execpc.com (Joseph
Betz) wrote:


> Here is a set of clues.

I don't need clues from you, asswipe.


>
> Clue #1:
>
> The thread you replied to has been dead for quite some time now.


Oh, really? Then what's it doing here, dickhole? Kindly keep your crap
OUT of this newsgroup.


> Look at the header, pinhead. It's crossposted to half a dozen newsgroups.
> Which one are you whining about?

The one I'm in. Buttfuck.


>
> Clue #3: "Extremist", not EXTREAMIST. Yes, spelling counts for something,
> if you don't wish to look like an ass.

Oh? Well, that's funny; you spell pretty good and STILL look like an
ass to me.


>
> Clue #4: Nobody gives a rat's ass whether or not you think it's rude.
> REALLY! NOBODY!

Oh? Well, no one cares what you think, either, fudgepack.

> Now go back to cowering in the corner with your "Idiots guide to the
> Internet", and don't come back till you have something worthwhile to say.


Up yours and to the left, camel spunk.

Mike Edwards

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Nov 2, 1994, 4:29:38 PM11/2/94
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A joke:

A black guy was hitch hiking down I75 through Georgia last summer. The
tempertature was 98 degrees and the humidity was about the same. The
sun was beating down and the heat was rising up from the interstate. IT
WAS HOT! Nobody would pick the poor guy up. He would thumb awhile and
walk awhile. After a while he spotted a baseball type hat on the side
of the road. You know the kind with the logos on the front. This one
had a Mac Trucks logo. Anyway, he picked it up, it wasn't too dirty so
he brushed it off and put it on. Any relief from the harsh sun was
great. After a while a truck driver saw him and decided to have some
fun so he picked him up. They went about a mile down the road when the
trucker turned and said, "HAY BOY! You ever f__k your sister?"
"No sir," he replied, "I've never done that."
They went about another mile when the trucker turned and said, "HAY
BOY! You ever f__k your mama?"
"No sir, I've never done that." he said.
About a mile later the trucker turned again and asked, "HAY BOY! You
ever f__k your brother?"
"I don't have a brother, sir." he replied.
"Well, did you ever f__k your father?" asked the trucker.
"LOOK HERE MISTER," he said, "I'M NOT A TRUCKER! I FOUND THIS HAT!"


RevDrFreak

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Nov 3, 1994, 7:24:45 AM11/3/94
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In article <391472$g...@lucy.infi.net>, mo...@infi.net (Lewis Gregory)
wrote:

> Uh...could you guys please trim alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die off your
> followup on this? It's really got nothing to do with hating B*rney. After
> all, we have no hatred of black or white...only of a certain purple and
> green Molestosaur...
>

So your prejudicial hatred is reserved for dinosaurs of a particular skin
color? You, sir, are a dino-racist. Since you have expressed this racism
as a representative of of abd4, the whole newsgroup will be held
accountable for institutionalized racism. The politically correct solution
is obvious.

In order to compensate for this historical pattern, you are hereby directed
to establish an affirmative action program in abd4 to ensure that not only
is this historical pattern reversed, but that those against whom you have
discriminated in the past will be properly recompensed. Specifically, you
are hereby enjoined from speaking, writing, or otherwise advocating in any
manner that the color purple (as applied to dinosaurs or anything else) is
in any way less desireable than any other color. Futhermore, in order to
make up for your previous discrimination, 50% of all new members of abd4
must be selected from a pool of purple loving candidates. Since the
existing pool of Barney lovers is quickly diminishing, fans of TAFKAP (the
artist formerly known as Prince) may be substituted, due to the
"purpleness" of TAFKAP.


> Trooper Baraka
> Dingo Guard, Doberman Empire
>

Trooper Barfcaca, as punishment for publicly espousing such blatant racism,
is demoted to stable-hand and reassigned to the PBS dino-stables, where he
will shovel purple dino-sh*t until his attitude improves (or until he
starts singing the Barney song).

> Lewis "Moose" Gregory
> mo...@infi.net

We of alt dot bigfoot (strong and free) expected so much more from a guy
called "Moose"...sigh...

RevDrFreak
'foot soldier

L. Futplex McCarthy

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Nov 3, 1994, 11:53:02 PM11/3/94
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Kilroy writes:
$ P.P.S. In adding alt.config to the newsgroups line, I happen to
$ notice this is getting cross-posted. If you are anti-racist and want
$ to get this off of your non-tasteless jokes group, simply edit the
$ newsgroups line, remove all groups other than alt.tasteless.jokes, and
$ say something that will draw flames. Do this every time you see this
$ thread, and it will shuffle it back to alt.t.j!

Back to alt.tasteless.jokes, please.

-L. Futplex McCarthy, Court Stooge of the alt.config Cabal
[use "Subject: remailer-help" for an autoreply about my Underdog remailer]
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Pinhead the Cenobite

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Nov 3, 1994, 8:53:14 PM11/3/94
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In article <studentuser-30...@cent17.uoregon.edu> stude...@gladstone.uoregon.edu writes:
>From: stude...@gladstone.uoregon.edu
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES
>Date: Sun, 30 Oct 1994 13:58:29 +0700

> [EXTREAMIST SHIT FLUSHED]

This pap made the rounds to many of the alt.* groups about 5-6 months ago. My
advice to all Jihaddi: Quietly post to the sysadmin/postmaster, voicing your
concerns and then let it go. it would seem that this shit is posted in order
to create bandwidth wasting disscussion that detracts from the original
purpouse of the target newsgroup. Half a year ago, alt.bitterness suffered
heavily at it's hands. I suggest we avoid the same fate as a.b.

Bishop Pinhead the Cenobite

> Sincerely,

> Sincere.

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Nov 3, 1994, 8:59:53 PM11/3/94
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In article <bwahaha.783619301@earth> bwa...@earth.execpc.com (Joseph Betz) writes:
>From: bwa...@earth.execpc.com (Joseph Betz)
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES
>Date: 31 Oct 1994 10:11:16 -0600

>stude...@gladstone.uoregon.edu writes:

>>In article <390pee$5...@blackice.winternet.com>, caro...@winternet.com
>>(CarolAnne Braddock) wrote:

>> [EXTREAMIST SHIT FLUSHED]


>> Dear Asshole:
>> Please stop crossposting this kind of crap to this newsgroup. Besides
>>being inappropriate, it's also very rude. Dickshine.

>Hello, studentuser-who-hasn't-even-been-around-long-enough-to-have-a-login-name.

>Here is a set of clues. You may use them for a period of twenty-one
>days free of charge, after which time you must send $400.00 and a severed
>head to my address. Just reply to this article to find out my address.

Can we send you your own head?

>Clue #1:

>The thread you replied to has been dead for quite some time now. If your
>sysadmin wasn't a fuckwit, he wouldn't have antique articles taking up
>hard-drive space.

If it were dead, it still wouldn't be making the rounds, would it?

>Clue #2:

>Look at the header, pinhead. It's crossposted to half a dozen newsgroups.
>Which one are you whining about?

Who cares? It's inappropriate for any ng.

>Clue #3: "Extremist", not EXTREAMIST. Yes, spelling counts for something,
>if you don't wish to look like an ass.

Most people who make it past the "newbie" stage you so gratuitously refer to,
also realize that spelling flames are the gutter flames of Usenet.

>Clue #4: Nobody gives a rat's ass whether or not you think it's rude.
>REALLY! NOBODY!

Unless it's the majority, which seems to be the case all over the Usenet as
far as this post is concerned.

>Now go back to cowering in the corner with your "Idiots guide to the
>Internet", and don't come back till you have something worthwhile to say.

And for you, the same advice holds. Begone, rapscallion.

>Have a lovely day.

I am, racist pig.

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Funny, you sound *just* like _some_ of the no-nads from pAyOLa.

It's idiots like this that keep racism alive on the net. They just don't
realize that in their defence of their reply, they embrace racism like a long
lost brother.

Bishop Pinhead the Cenobite (Order of the Sacred Flame)

Pinhead the Cenobite

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Nov 4, 1994, 6:00:12 AM11/4/94
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In article <CyKwL...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> jpee...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca (Jeff Peeters) writes:
>From: jpee...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca (Jeff Peeters)
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES
>Date: Tue, 1 Nov 1994 07:53:37 GMT

>Is anybody immune to the unnecessary flame?

That would depend on one's definition of unnecessary.

E J Barker

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Nov 4, 1994, 3:54:57 PM11/4/94
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1: get this the hell out of alt angst
2: Joseph McComas, you are a stupid, nasty little shite with a
quite unremarkable and infantile collection of sexual swearwords,
little decency and no tolerance.

Joseph C. McComas <jmcc...@nmsu.edu> wrote:
>: : >Akfourtyseven (ak...@cyberverse.com) wrote:

[AK's smart if inflamatory little rant deleted]

> Allright you skank-ass Kunta-Kinte motherfucker, what the fuck?

Nice start.

>I'm not racist, bvut I'm sure as hell prejudiced. I won't deny it and I
>think anyone who says they're not is a fuckin' liar.

OK, so we're all prejudiced. We're not all bitter and twisted
balls of viciousness, though.

>I have black friends, not many, but I have some

Well good for you. I bet you don't speak to them the same way as you
post to the 'net.

>, but let me tell you what, I fuckin'
>hate niggers. It's been said many times, but let me clarify it for you,

[blah...]

>yeaaah boyeeeee" twat shit, and I hate it.

Have you forgotten, "Nigger" is an offensive derogatory term? Have you not
realised that your own little rant is just as racist, derogatory and
offensive. And are you so shallow-minded that you label a huge chunk of
people (not all of whom are black, I might add) who are into certain
things with your infantile sexual slurs? They aren't hurting you.

>I will not be happy until
>every one of them is dead. I think we should just let them kill eachother
>all they want, and declair open season for the police on them.

Oh please... I will not be happy until no-one holds an opinion as
full of meaningless and disgusting bigotry as you apparently do. But
with the continuing stupidity of the human race (not least American
students) I fear that arseholes like you will keep breeding and raising
more arseholes for centuries.

>"Go steal your own opinion!"

Well, I don't want yours, that's for sure.

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grub

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Nov 4, 1994, 4:16:42 PM11/4/94
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[ Seemingly endless drivel about 'nigger-this' and 'whitey-that' clipped ]

I get *mighty pissed* when I have to scroll through endless followups
that quote the *entire fucking message* to the last byte
only to find that the followupper (is that a word?) adds two or three
lines of shit at the end.

Read the faq, you weeds. (you know who you are)

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popcorn kernel. During this, I was picking my ass and got a piece of kernel
under my fingernail. This must mean something..........
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Casey Grimm

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Nov 4, 1994, 6:37:36 PM11/4/94
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In article <rappleye-0...@150.102.161.162> RevDrFreak,

rapp...@felix.kodak.com writes:
>In article <391472$g...@lucy.infi.net>, mo...@infi.net (Lewis Gregory)
>wrote:
>
>> Uh...could you guys please trim alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die off your
>> followup on this? It's really got nothing to do with hating B*rney. After
>> all, we have no hatred of black or white...only of a certain purple and
>> green Molestosaur...
>>
>So your prejudicial hatred is reserved for dinosaurs of a particular skin
>color? You, sir, are a dino-racist. Since you have expressed this racism
>as a representative of of abd4, the whole newsgroup will be held
>accountable for institutionalized racism. The politically correct solution
>is obvious.

Very well, Irreverent Duck-Turd Fork.

Political correctness be damned. Any person who claims to be "politically
correct" is submitting his free will to a special-interest political action
committee, which is incorrect in any light.

My future policy with regards to dinosaurs is as follows:

Any contemporary living dinosaur, and any concept marketed and/or merchandised
in such a way as to resemble a contemporary living dinosaur, is declared the
antithesis of logical, reasoning beings. The actions of The Jihad to Destroy
Barney the Purple Dinosaur should therefore be directed toward the extinction
of these creatures, who should logically already be extinct.

This eliminates any trace of discrimination.

The name of the organization, The Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur,
should remain unchanged so as to avoid any hint of bent knee to political
correctness.

-cH.
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Trooper Havoc, alias Casey Grimm, alias Lt. "Redfang" Cor'aH
Chief Science Officer: USS Reliant, NCC-1864
Loyal Soldier of the Doberman Empire, Claws of the Dingo Guard
Barney must die. Dissent is intolerable.

Andrew W. Beckwith

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Nov 4, 1994, 9:31:24 PM11/4/94
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From: pin...@islandnet.com (Pinhead the Cenobite)
Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES
Date: Fri, 4 Nov 1994 01:59:53

>stude...@gladstone.uoregon.edu writes:

>> [EXTREAMIST SHIT FLUSHED]

>Hello,
studentuser-who-hasn't-even-been-around-long-enough-to-have-a-login-name.

>Clue #1:

>Clue #3: "Extremist", not EXTREAMIST. Yes, spelling counts for omething,


>if you don't wish to look like an ass.

Most people who make it past the "newbie" stage you so gratuitously refer to,
also realize that spelling flames are the gutter flames of Usenet.

>Clue #4: Nobody gives a rat's ass whether or not you think it's rude.
>REALLY! NOBODY!
Unless it's the majority, which seems to be the case all over the Usenet as
far as this post is concerned.

>Now go back to cowering in the corner with your "Idiots guide to the
>Internet", and don't come back till you have something worthwhile to say.

And for you, the same advice holds. Begone, rapscallion.

>Have a lovely day.
I am, racist pig.

>--
> *************************************************************************
>* Joseph Betz (bwa...@earth.execpc.com) * If stupidity was gold, AOL *
>* -or- (Josep...@mixcom.com) * would be Fort Knox *

Funny, you sound *just* like _some_ of the no-nads from pAyOLa.

It's idiots like this that keep racism alive on the net. They just don't
realize that in their defence of their reply, they embrace racism like a long
lost brother.

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======================================================
George, this moron, whom I have been watching for weeks, seems like
another a.s.t. fuckwhit, who is trying to implicate alt.flame, and other
groups for " fostering" racist attitudes, as a way to harass posters. I have
NOT responded to this dickface, since it is my serious opinion that he
will flourish with all the replies he richly deserves. Responding to this
moron will only feed his ego!
However, let me go on record as saying that if I met him face
to face,
that he would get a lesson he would NEVER forget!
Andrew Beckwith
p.s- I am crossposting this to alt.skinheads, to see if any of those racist
scums know this dirtbag!

Christopher Bird

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Nov 4, 1994, 11:28:46 PM11/4/94
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Joseph C. McComas (jmcc...@nmsu.edu) wrote:
> Allright you skank-ass Kunta-Kinte motherfucker, what the fuck?
> I'm not racist, bvut I'm sure as hell prejudiced. I won't deny it and I
> think anyone who says they're not is a fuckin' liar. I have black
> friends, not many, but I have some, but let me tell you what, I fuckin'

> hate niggers. It's been said many times, but let me clarify it for you,
> niggers are ex-black people who run around in gangster-mobiles, playing
> their rap bullshit loud so noone will hear them jacking off because they
> are so fucking worthless no one but whores who couldn't make a living on
> the street will fuck them. They talk their "Yo yo yo, nigga in da house,
> yeaaah boyeeeee" twat shit, and I hate it. I will not be happy until

> every one of them is dead. I think we should just let them kill eachother
> all they want, and declair open season for the police on them.
> If this pisses you off, good. If you're a nigger, double good,
> but if you're not, get off me.

What the fuck is going on here?

Look, I don't like gangsta rap. I think it's the latest thing in a big
line of shit that gets doled out to us.
And "homeboy" clothing irritates me-baggy clothing is perhaps the
stupidest thing to be wearing ever, including all the crap they had to
wear in the 16th century.

But, geez-who is this asshole?
Black people are black people.
Dickheads are dickheads.

THERE IS NO CORRELATION!

What a fucking moron.
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Sean P Hart

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Nov 5, 1994, 7:19:35 PM11/5/94
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Excerpts from netnews.alt.tasteless.jokes: 3-Nov-94 Re: NIGGER JOKES by
Rick Banghart@studentb.m
> Two- there's a black history month because people teach about white
people >and not black people. In a perfect world, we wouldn't need one,
but it is >important to know all of history, not just white history.

I'm sorry, but this is one argument which I have just about had enough
of. All I ever hear is "The world belongs to the white male." or "The
white male oppresses everyone." This is as much of a discriminatory
blanket statement as any other I've ever heard. If this is true, then
all I want to know is, WHERE IS MY PIECE OF ALL THIS ACTION?!?!?! If I
as a white male somehow own the world, then how come I don't seem to get
any of the benefits. Sure, most of the history that is taught is about
white males. However, what no one mentions is that these people in
history are also elite white males. This is one category that I have no
hope of ever joining. Everyone remembers the rich dead white guys, and
the dead women, and the dead black people, but what about all of the
poor mother fuckers who busted their asses and didn't get shit to show
for it in history. I'm sure that this group far outnumbers any other in
history. So that's why I am proposing a "Poor White Trash History
Month." Write your senators and representatives! We can get this
passed!

Whoa... I'm sorry about rambling on like that. This is not the place
for serious discussion; this is the place for tasteless jokes. So let
me sign off by saying:

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin.


Sean Hart

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chiaroscuro

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Nov 5, 1994, 7:23:51 PM11/5/94
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"Andrew W. Beckwith" <ab...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>THERE IS NO CORRELATION!

And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.

chiaroscuro

merlin q. bigfoot

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Nov 6, 1994, 12:22:37 AM11/6/94
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In article <39h7mn$e...@carroll1.cc.edu>,
Uh, yeah right ...
What comic book version of physics have you been reading?

--
Merlin of Bigfoot *<:-{

Wizard, Enchanter, Moose Poemicist

Damon Linthicum Woodley

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Nov 6, 1994, 3:30:38 AM11/6/94
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it's all based on ignorance. you're ignorant for even considering the word,
black people are ignorant for using it, and the world is ignorant for letting
the word continue to proliferate through the years of what some consider
progress. Of course that's just one white kids opinion. Racism has no place
on any mail group, especially one devoted to humor, there's no fun in hurting
somebody. Don't wonder why the word is used, just don't use it and keep it from
being used. Live it all, Damon

grub

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Nov 6, 1994, 1:12:42 PM11/6/94
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Oh fuck, black history? Here it is in a nutshell:

Good White People colonizing North America need farm equipment.
They go to africa and round up as many cannibal savages as possible.
They take them to North America, give them clothes, proper names,
a steady food supply.
All the Good White People want from the farm equipment is them to
be good, show respect, and pick cotton.

Now *I* don't think this is asking too much. Heck, the Good White
People like it when the farm equipment reproduces; it means more
income for the Good White People. More importantly, it means that
this new life will have clothing, a name that can be pronunced with
little difficulty, and very little chance of being a lion's
breakfast.

Then, when the Good White People said "OK farm machinery, we are
now going to let you live as equals." what happens?

They cry about mistreatment.

I tell you, if I were black, I'd thank the Good White Folk for making
all this possible, it certainly beats sitting in a tree in the
African Savannah.

(ObSmiley :)

CarolAnne Braddock

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Nov 6, 1994, 1:12:59 PM11/6/94
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RevDrFreak (rapp...@felix.kodak.com) wrote:
: In article <391472$g...@lucy.infi.net>, mo...@infi.net (Lewis Gregory)

Sharon Roberts

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Nov 6, 1994, 1:51:55 PM11/6/94
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jmcc...@nmsu.edu (Joseph C. McComas) writes:
> Allright you skank-ass Kunta-Kinte motherfucker, what the fuck?
>I'm not racist, bvut I'm sure as hell prejudiced. I won't deny it and I
>think anyone who says they're not is a fuckin' liar. I have black
>friends, not many, but I have some, but let me tell you what, I fuckin'
>hate niggers.


Ok, pal, I've seen you post on a.t before, the posts were worthless.
You obviously know how to set follow-ups. I'm not being pretensious
when I say that nobody on a.t gives half a shit whether you lick
Euro-butt or Afro-butt. So don the blindfold, lick my leather donut
and guess my skin color. And fuck off, as in out of a.t. And that
goes for all you jihad and angst morons too.

*************************************


The gf got her luggage from back east yesterday and hauled out
a lovely block of acrylic with a piece of chicken archived inside.
The engraving reads "PLUM CHICKEN 1984". The story goes...
This guy who lived in his car behind her diner bought a couple
of older BBQ chickens from the supermarket. He couldn't eat them,
and not having a fridge, he threw them on the ground for the local
dogs. The gf's sister ran a costume shop in the same building,
and since the door was open, the delicious bird was kicked inside.
Sis packaged it in a box wrapped with brown paper, and got the
mailman to deliver it back to the gf. Gf immediately put the
bird in a take-out carton with fries and a salad and had it
delivered to the costume shop. Sis (who knows she is beaten)
throws it in the garbage and her dog seizes the thing and chows
down. The mutt soon pukes up the scotch broth it had for lunch
which had now become a two-meat soup. So sis salvages a thigh
and has it plasticized for posterity.

The gf has ten siblings, and one of them presented another with
a Xmas gift of a plum pudding several years earlier. This made
the rounds, being presented to a different family member each
Dec. 25 until someone made the mistake of trying to eat it one
year whereupon their stomach rejected it. The pudding was
ground up and plasticized with an appropriate plaque, earning
a place of honor at one of the sister's homes. Guess who got
the "plum" chicken at the next family gift-exchanging ceremony.

It's really quite beautiful, with a holly sprig decorously
placed inside. It would make a pretty good Secret Santa gift
I suppose, but it is a family heirloom. Besides I can do
*much* better, heh.

Tub

was over with her dog, and the pooch brought a chicken into the
restaurant. It was immediately seized and packed in a take-out
container with fries and salad for delivery to another sister's
costume shop.


Cat Mandoo

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Nov 6, 1994, 2:39:57 PM11/6/94
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merlin q. bigfoot (anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu) wrote:
: In article <39h7mn$e...@carroll1.cc.edu>,

: chiaroscuro <mshe...@carroll1.cc.edu> wrote:
: >"Andrew W. Beckwith" <ab...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
: >>THERE IS NO CORRELATION!
: >
: >And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
: >couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.
: >
: > chiaroscuro
: Uh, yeah right ...
: What comic book version of physics have you been reading?

And what did he trade hooten for it?

- cat.mandoo

Brendan J. F. Scallon

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Nov 6, 1994, 11:39:50 PM11/6/94
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RevDrFreak (rapp...@felix.kodak.com) wrote:
: In article <391472$g...@lucy.infi.net>, mo...@infi.net (Lewis Gregory)
: wrote:

: > Uh...could you guys please trim alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die off your
: > followup on this? It's really got nothing to do with hating B*rney. After
: > all, we have no hatred of black or white...only of a certain purple and
: > green Molestosaur...
: >
: So your prejudicial hatred is reserved for dinosaurs of a particular skin
: color? You, sir, are a dino-racist. Since you have expressed this racism
: as a representative of of abd4, the whole newsgroup will be held
: accountable for institutionalized racism. The politically correct solution
: is obvious.

ObTasteless: RevDrFreak has been seen eating the shit and semen of the
EVIL One. After using the byproducts of the EVIL One, he let the EVIL
One eat his johnson off.

: In order to compensate for this historical pattern, you are hereby directed


: to establish an affirmative action program in abd4 to ensure that not only
: is this historical pattern reversed, but that those against whom you have
: discriminated in the past will be properly recompensed. Specifically, you
: are hereby enjoined from speaking, writing, or otherwise advocating in any
: manner that the color purple (as applied to dinosaurs or anything else) is
: in any way less desireable than any other color. Futhermore, in order to
: make up for your previous discrimination, 50% of all new members of abd4
: must be selected from a pool of purple loving candidates. Since the
: existing pool of Barney lovers is quickly diminishing, fans of TAFKAP (the
: artist formerly known as Prince) may be substituted, due to the
: "purpleness" of TAFKAP.

We do not discriminate on the basis of race, sex, creed (except Reptilian
Davidian), national origin, political preference, marital status, pregnan-
cy, sexual orientation, physical handicap, size, nor income.

Besides, I have heard from MAUL that 0(+>'s music is despongifying.

: Trooper Barfcaca, as punishment for publicly espousing such blatant racism,


: is demoted to stable-hand and reassigned to the PBS dino-stables, where he
: will shovel purple dino-sh*t until his attitude improves (or until he
: starts singing the Barney song).

RevDrFreak for treason against the Jihad and bestiality, I sentence you
to death by PezCN.

: We of alt dot bigfoot (strong and free) expected so much more from a guy
: called "Moose"...sigh...

Ab4d (powerful and sacred) expected more wisdom from a Rev. than this
B'higfooter.

Legion Sub-Commander Tex the Feral
Chief Justice of the Illinois Circuit Court of the Jihad
Legion of Doom

Jihad---love it or leave it.

--
"Your words, waste in decay | Brendan J. F. Scallon
Nothing you say, reaches my ears anyway" | Illinois Circuit
-ELP, The Endless Enigma | Court of the Jihad
thra...@mcs.com | (formerly C.A.R.D.)

Brendan J. F. Scallon

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Nov 6, 1994, 11:47:06 PM11/6/94
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[racist bullshit deleted]

What's next, Ivanoff coming over to ab4d (powerful and sacred).

If any of you newbies should know, ab4d (powerful and sacred) is a news
group dedicated entirely to the annihilation of B'harne. DO NOT POST
RACE-BAITING BULLSHIT TO THIS GROUP!!! Any violators will be subject to
FAQ campaign.

Legion Sub-Commander Pro Tempore Tex the Feral


Chief Justice of the Illinois Circuit Court of the Jihad
Legion of Doom

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Joseph C. McComas

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Nov 7, 1994, 1:59:16 PM11/7/94
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E J Barker (E.J.B...@durham.ac.uk) wrote:
: 1: get this the hell out of alt angst

: 2: Joseph McComas, you are a stupid, nasty little shite with a
: quite unremarkable and infantile collection of sexual swearwords,
: little decency and no tolerance.

You are very correct, I have no tolerance.

: Joseph C. McComas <jmcc...@nmsu.edu> wrote:
: >: : >Akfourtyseven (ak...@cyberverse.com) wrote:

: [AK's smart if inflamatory little rant deleted]

: > Allright you skank-ass Kunta-Kinte motherfucker, what the fuck?

: Nice start.

: >I'm not racist, bvut I'm sure as hell prejudiced. I won't deny it and I
: >think anyone who says they're not is a fuckin' liar.

: OK, so we're all prejudiced. We're not all bitter and twisted
: balls of viciousness, though.

Yes I am bitter.

: >I have black friends, not many, but I have some

: Well good for you. I bet you don't speak to them the same way as you
: post to the 'net.

No, I don't speak to them the way I posted here. I have respect for them.
However, I have no respect for this AKfortyseven or whatever, therefore,
I made a post directed towards him containing no respect. I don't mess
around. If I have respect for you, I show it, if I don't I let you know.

: >, but let me tell you what, I fuckin'


: >hate niggers. It's been said many times, but let me clarify it for you,

: [blah...]

: >yeaaah boyeeeee" twat shit, and I hate it.

: Have you forgotten, "Nigger" is an offensive derogatory term? Have you not
: realised that your own little rant is just as racist, derogatory and
: offensive.

Offending this AK freak was not the point at all. Nope, not at all. I
really hope nobody gets offended if I curse at them or anything.

: And are you so shallow-minded that you label a huge chunk of


: people (not all of whom are black, I might add) who are into certain
: things with your infantile sexual slurs? They aren't hurting you.

: >I will not be happy until
: >every one of them is dead. I think we should just let them kill eachother
: >all they want, and declair open season for the police on them.

: Oh please... I will not be happy until no-one holds an opinion as
: full of meaningless and disgusting bigotry as you apparently do. But
: with the continuing stupidity of the human race (not least American
: students) I fear that arseholes like you will keep breeding and raising
: more arseholes for centuries.

: >"Go steal your own opinion!"

: Well, I don't want yours, that's for sure.

: -El-
: --
: | E.J.B...@dur.ac.uk St. Aidan's College, Durham, UK |
: | 70 words per minute 0 thoughts per word |


Yes, I guess I am a biggot. I will definately hate anybody who
gives me a reason to. I also realize I label a huge chunk of people
(don't worry, I hate wiggers too), but if these people choose to dress,
speak, and act the way their possibly more delinquent brothers-in-behavior
do, then they should expect to be treated as such. I *will* treat them in
that way. I don't know whether or not there are people who act in the
same manner in the UK as they do here, but if you could see some, I"m sure
you would be a bit more hesetant to attempt to flame me.

Look, daddy, no swear words, are you happy now?


Joseph
"Las Cruces"

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David Retzik

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Nov 7, 1994, 9:44:53 PM11/7/94
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I think you mean SWEATHOG


Rick Nestoff (nes...@wariat.org) wrote:

Wade McNutt

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Nov 8, 1994, 12:47:14 AM11/8/94
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In article <39h7mn$e...@carroll1.cc.edu>,
chiaroscuro <mshe...@carroll1.cc.edu> wrote:

Yeah, but was it Einstein or his wife?

-Wade (physics is phun)

Martin Kjellstrand

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Nov 7, 1994, 8:08:00 AM11/7/94
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In article <antexCy...@netcom.com>, an...@netcom.com (Cat Mandoo) wrote:


> And what did he trade hooten for it?

Michele's little book with "girls" phone-numbers in it, perhaps? Heh.

/Martin

"He whose sable arms, black as the night, did his purpose resemble"
W. Shakespeare

Eric Beckstead

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Nov 8, 1994, 6:07:38 AM11/8/94
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In article <39hp6t$n...@nyx10.cs.du.edu>,

merlin q. bigfoot <anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu> wrote:
>In article <39h7mn$e...@carroll1.cc.edu>,
>chiaroscuro <mshe...@carroll1.cc.edu> wrote:
>>"Andrew W. Beckwith" <ab...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>THERE IS NO CORRELATION!
>>
>>And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
>>couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.
>>
>> chiaroscuro
>Uh, yeah right ...
>What comic book version of physics have you been reading?
>

The one put out by the same company as his art book. ChiarAscuro, govnick
marmoset.
SPUTNIK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This next tune is stolen from Springsteen.

Eric Beckstead

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Nov 8, 1994, 6:08:32 AM11/8/94
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In article <39n3d2$5...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>,

Phaucet!!!! Phunky.
PHPUTNIK>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phreaky by nature.

Neil

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Nov 8, 1994, 3:06:48 PM11/8/94
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In article <antexCy...@netcom.com> an...@netcom.com (Cat Mandoo) writes:
>From: an...@netcom.com (Cat Mandoo)
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES: Who is the moron who wrote this trash?
>Date: Sun, 6 Nov 1994 19:39:57 GMT

I've never been hurt by a word. I've been hurt by sticks, stones and
fists etc.

I've been offended by carefully closen strings of words intended to hurt
my feelings. I've never been offended by any one word in particular

I'm a queer, fudge-nudging, bowel-trowling, shit-stabbing poofter, by
the way. I'm not kidding!!

PLEASE!! PROVE YOU'RE INTELLIGENT BY NOT BEING HURT BY WORDS. WORDS
ARE EITHER PITCHED MOUTH NOISES OR LEARNED SYMBOLS WRITTEN DOWN ON PAPER.

chiaroscuro

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Nov 8, 1994, 12:06:15 PM11/8/94
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anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:
>>>THERE IS NO CORRELATION!
>>And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
>>couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.
>Uh, yeah right ...
>What comic book version of physics have you been reading?

I'm being SILLY you schmuck! Am I going to have to start using fucking
SMILEYS or something?

chiaroscuro

The Scowl

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Nov 8, 1994, 8:52:44 PM11/8/94
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In article <39ob67$d...@carroll1.cc.edu>,

chiaroscuro <mshe...@carroll1.cc.edu> wrote:
>
>I'm being SILLY you schmuck! Am I going to have to start using fucking
>SMILEYS or something?

Gotta admit that with what you post usually, it's hard to tell when
you're being silly, and when you are not.

Meech

Cat Mandoo

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Nov 8, 1994, 9:45:21 PM11/8/94
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Neil (ais...@news.salford.ac.uk) wrote:

:

Huhhh?
You a friend of hooten or something?

- cat.mandoo

Ron Maimon

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Nov 9, 1994, 1:51:04 PM11/9/94
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anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:
|>
|> >>And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
|> >>couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.
|>
|> Uh, yeah right ...
|> What comic book version of physics have you been reading?
|>

Hey everybody,

It seems that all the alt.tasteless posts are being monitored by
"Mr. Physics" who will tell us whether or not they agree with the
current modern theories of physics.

Boy am I glad all sloppy errors in physics will be a thing of the
past on Alt.tasteless. Gone are those horrible days when people would
mess up the simplest farting posts with sloppy mistakes of physics
logic.

All hail our new savior!

--
Ron Maimon
! You're a star bellied sneetch, you suck like a leech
Jello ! you want everyone to act like you
Biafra ! kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich
! but your boss gets richer off you

Avoid normal situations.

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Nov 9, 1994, 5:16:02 PM11/9/94
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E J Barker (E.J.B...@durham.ac.uk) wrote:

: Yes, I'm a sick domineering masochistic slut. But it's sort of fun.
[..]


: | 70 words per minute 0 thoughts per word |

Uh... okay.

ObTastelessJoke:

Q: How many kinds of alt.bigfooters were there after they invaded alt.flame?
A: Three. Rare, medium, and well done.

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This is a mugwump.

Andy Woodward

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>There's a related pattern, in which a group will take up for itself a
>term which is applied to them as an insult in the general culture, and
>use it neutrally or even as a badge of pride, hoping to defuse it. If
>you're into U.S. history, track down the origins of "Yankee Doodle".
>Or currently notice how gay activists (though not unanimously) have begun
>making a point of using the term "queer".

Bloody Hell! What am I going to call em now?

Damned fairies think they can have their bread buttered both sides!

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E J Barker

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Nov 9, 1994, 12:05:08 PM11/9/94
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Neil <ais...@news.salford.ac.uk> wrote:

>I'm a queer, fudge-nudging, bowel-trowling, shit-stabbing poofter, by
>the way. I'm not kidding!!

What I always wonder is, do the Americans have such a wide and wonderful
vocabulary of terms for male homosexuals. They either seem to go all
PC or grunt "faggot" when they could be using wonderful terms like the
above, or

chutney-burrowers!
kings of the brown swords!
chocolate cowboys!

Bums to the wall, chaps! The shirt-lifting bottom-bandits are coming!

>PLEASE!! PROVE YOU'RE INTELLIGENT BY NOT BEING HURT BY WORDS. WORDS
>ARE EITHER PITCHED MOUTH NOISES OR LEARNED SYMBOLS WRITTEN DOWN ON PAPER.

Mind you, I got a rash from an old copy of the Beano that someone had spilt
somthing on in the chemistry lab at school once...

-El-

Yes, I'm a sick domineering masochistic slut. But it's sort of fun.

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merlin q. bigfoot

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Nov 10, 1994, 12:00:16 PM11/10/94
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In article <39r5mo$g...@decaxp.harvard.edu>,

Ron Maimon <rma...@husc9.Harvard.EDU> wrote:
>
>anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:
>|>
>|> >>And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
>|> >>couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.
>|>
>|> Uh, yeah right ...
>|> What comic book version of physics have you been reading?
>|>
>
>Hey everybody,
>
>It seems that all the alt.tasteless posts are being monitored by
>"Mr. Physics" who will tell us whether or not they agree with the
>current modern theories of physics.
>
>Boy am I glad all sloppy errors in physics will be a thing of the
>past on Alt.tasteless. Gone are those horrible days when people would
>mess up the simplest farting posts with sloppy mistakes of physics
>logic.
>
>All hail our new savior!

I guess MIT grads just care more about physics than
snot-nose Harvard pukes.

Avoid normal situations.

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Nov 10, 1994, 3:43:04 PM11/10/94
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merlin q. bigfoot (anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu) wrote:

: I guess MIT grads just care more about physics than
: snot-nose Harvard pukes.

Jealous?

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Nov 10, 1994, 5:32:30 PM11/10/94
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The Scowl (kov...@martha.utcc.utk.edu) wrote:
: In article <39ob67$d...@carroll1.cc.edu>,

_He_ is like that in RealLife(tm) as well. You get used to
it after a while.

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Ron Maimon

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Nov 10, 1994, 6:08:28 PM11/10/94
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In article <39tjj0$p...@nyx10.cs.du.edu>, anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:
|>
|> I guess MIT grads just care more about physics than
|> snot-nose Harvard pukes.
|>

I hardly think so....

excerpts from sci.physics

-----

The important thing to realize is that you can construct states out of
field operators. The states you construct out of bare operators become
infinite energy states when you relax the regulator, so you need to
use the renormalized fields to define the states. Also, in order to
construct sensible states, you need to use the field operators integrated
over a four dimensional patch of spacetime.

For instance, a state of a quantum field may be

(integral) f(x) phi'(x) |0>

or
df dphi'
(integral) -- phi'(x) + ---- f(x) |0> = (by definition) O(f) |0>
dt dt

for any smooth f(x). phi' is the renormalized field, defined by the
renormalization conditions

<0|phi|0>= 0 <0|phi'(x)|k> = exp(ikx)

The most general state of a quantum mechanical system is defined (my
way) by the most general finite energy expression you can make out

------

well, the above was written by yours truly, the "snot-nose" harvard
puke, and shows that perhaps some snot-nose harvard pukes know
more about physics then some snot-brained MIT nerds

At least we know the proper place for it- sci.physics as opposed to
alt.tasteless

Louis Marshall

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Nov 10, 1994, 8:39:33 PM11/10/94
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In article <grubCy...@netcom.com> gr...@netcom.com (grub) writes:
>From: gr...@netcom.com (grub)
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES
>Date: Sun, 6 Nov 1994 18:12:42 GMT

>They cry about mistreatment.

>(ObSmiley :)


Are you serious?

Dual Standard [SCUM]

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Nov 11, 1994, 12:19:56 AM11/11/94
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Organization: University of Alberta
Distribution:

The Lone Deranger (kes...@psu.edu) wrote:

: OK, some of you out there are racist and predjudice. I'm not, but here me
: anyway. If you don't like someone, you don't have to spread it around, just
: shut-up and keep it to yourselves. We are all entitled to our own opinions,
: including yourselves, so please don't go around spouting them off.

This is alt.tasteless d00d. Anyone can post whatever they want in here
regardless of profanity and racism which might offend some people...

: And, those of you complaining about the racists, you're just adding fuel to
: the fire. If you just ignore them, they will just find there own little
: corner and hopefully stay there. The whole point of them posting racial and
: predjudicial slures is only to grab attention and raise some heat.

It seems like you're a complainer too. Maybe you should ignore us or
even better, DON'T READ THIS NEWSGROUP...d0h!

The Lone Deranger

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Nov 10, 1994, 8:55:12 PM11/10/94
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OK, some of you out there are racist and predjudice. I'm not, but here me
anyway. If you don't like someone, you don't have to spread it around, just
shut-up and keep it to yourselves. We are all entitled to our own opinions,
including yourselves, so please don't go around spouting them off.

And, those of you complaining about the racists, you're just adding fuel to


the fire. If you just ignore them, they will just find there own little
corner and hopefully stay there. The whole point of them posting racial and
predjudicial slures is only to grab attention and raise some heat.

If you don't like what the other person says, just ignore them and keep your
own mouth shut. The Internet is full of enough garbage as it is, we don't
need to continue verbally abusing each other. It's good to express your
rage in a non-violent manner, but how about trying to do it someplace where
you're not in the plain sight of others.

If you want to talk about being a superior race to someone, or about how
racism is stupid, that is what E-MAIL is for!!!

If you can't get along, keep your hands to yourself, don't look at the
other guy, and don't listen to what they have to say.

From an outside point of view, these arguments all look like a bunch of
profane, immature, and sometimes even idiotic, rantings.


----The Lone Deranger----
"Rustler of the Internet" **^
__/_ * \ \
kes...@psu.edu E//O \ / / \.\
x xxxx * |
"Don't sit still or / xx xxXXXXX |\ \
you may be run over * * XL \ |
by tumbleweed." / / |_|
*| |\ |
* | | \ \
* |_| \_|

Louise K. Rogow

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Nov 11, 1994, 10:10:56 AM11/11/94
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In article <39nm5q$7...@nntp1.u.washington.edu>,

Eric Beckstead <spu...@u.washington.edu> wrote:
>In article <39hp6t$n...@nyx10.cs.du.edu>,
>merlin q. bigfoot <anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu> wrote:
>>In article <39h7mn$e...@carroll1.cc.edu>,
>>chiaroscuro <mshe...@carroll1.cc.edu> wrote:
>>>"Andrew W. Beckwith" <ab...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>>THERE IS NO CORRELATION!
>>>And there is no causality either. Einstein killed it all, even if he
>>>couldn't deal with it any better than most folks.
>>> chiaroscuro
>>Uh, yeah right ...
>>What comic book version of physics have you been reading?
>The one put out by the same company as his art book. ChiarAscuro, govnick
>marmoset.

Louise rummages her shelf for her chiaroscuro art book which is
subtitled "The Art of Tim White". One of the overflaps is a lithograph
of entitled "The Courts of Chaos" and has some really cool dragons in it.
It is an art style that uses the contrast of dark and light to
give the illusion of depth.

The book is published by a company called Paper Tiger which focuses on
graphic novels and comic books. They also have some pretty cool T-Shirts.

Keep the Faith,
Louise

merlin q. bigfoot

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Nov 11, 1994, 12:45:03 PM11/11/94
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In article <39u95c$3...@decaxp.harvard.edu>,

Ron Maimon <rma...@husc9.Harvard.EDU> wrote:
>In article <39tjj0$p...@nyx10.cs.du.edu>, anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:
>|>
>|> I guess MIT grads just care more about physics than
>|> snot-nose Harvard pukes.
>|>
>
>I hardly think so....
>
>excerpts from sci.physics

Journal of Physics maybe I'd be impressed,
but sci.physics? yawn ...

>well, the above was written by yours truly, the "snot-nose" harvard
>puke

Bulldog, alert the media ...



>and shows that perhaps some snot-nose harvard pukes know

>more about physics than some snot-brained MIT nerds

Well I got into it with regard to causality -- *if* you can
remember back that far -- not physics. I must say though
that I'm amazed how touchy you are for someone who has
wandered the corridors of the highest eschelons of physics.

>At least we know the proper place for it- sci.physics as opposed to
>alt.tasteless

I just responded to the cross-post. Remember Ron,
it's easy to make inference errors with respect
to causality. Maybe if you studied harder and flamed
less you'd know that.

ophelia

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Nov 11, 1994, 1:06:24 PM11/11/94
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In article <kes141.27...@psu.edu>, kes...@psu.edu (The Lone
Deranger) wrote:


> If you don't like what the other person says, just ignore them and keep your
> own mouth shut. The Internet is full of enough garbage as it is, we don't
> need to continue verbally abusing each other. It's good to express your
> rage in a non-violent manner, but how about trying to do it someplace where
> you're not in the plain sight of others.
>


Ummmmmmm.....can you say hypocrisy? Can you say it loud?

ophelia

I knew you could

Iain P. Grier

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Nov 11, 1994, 3:05:46 PM11/11/94
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In article <kes141.27...@psu.edu>,

The Lone Deranger <kes...@psu.edu> wrote:
>
>OK, some of you out there are racist and predjudice. I'm not, but here me
>anyway. If you don't like someone, you don't have to spread it around, just
>shut-up and keep it to yourselves. We are all entitled to our own opinions,
>including yourselves, so please don't go around spouting them off.
>
>And, those of you complaining about the racists, you're just adding fuel to
>the fire. If you just ignore them, they will just find there own little
>corner and hopefully stay there. The whole point of them posting racial and
>predjudicial slures is only to grab attention and raise some heat.
>
>If you don't like what the other person says, just ignore them and keep your
>own mouth shut. The Internet is full of enough garbage as it is, we don't
>need to continue verbally abusing each other. It's good to express your
>rage in a non-violent manner, but how about trying to do it someplace where
>you're not in the plain sight of others.
>
>If you want to talk about being a superior race to someone, or about how
>racism is stupid, that is what E-MAIL is for!!!
>
>If you can't get along, keep your hands to yourself, don't look at the
>other guy, and don't listen to what they have to say.
>
>From an outside point of view, these arguments all look like a bunch of
>profane, immature, and sometimes even idiotic, rantings.
>

This thread is intended for the discussion of alt.bbs.internet,
alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die, alt.bigfoot, alt.tasteless, alt.angst,
alt.tasteless.jokes, and alt.fan.warlord. Next time you have something to say,
include some of these:

ObBBS: I like BB King.
ObBarney: I love you.
ObBigfoot: I liked the Six-Million Dollar Man episode with Bigfoot.
ObTasteless: I haven't showered today and I'm not wearing any pants.
ObAngst: I hate chugging Guinness.
ObTastelessJoke: What's twelve inches long, has a purple head and makes
women scream?

Crib death.
ObWarlord:


>
>----The Lone Deranger----
> "Rustler of the Internet" **^
> __/_ * \ \
> kes...@psu.edu E//O \ / / \.\
> x xxxx * |
> "Don't sit still or / xx xxXXXXX |\ \
> you may be run over * * XL \ |
> by tumbleweed." / / |_|
> *| |\ |
> * | | \ \
> * |_| \_|

What the hell is that supposed to be? If you're gonna post a BUAG of Kurt
Cobain's bullet wound, at least include the rest of his head:

>----The Lone Deranger----
> "Rustler of the Internet" **^-----__
> __/_ * \ \ ~~~\
> kes...@psu.edu E//O \ / / \.\__ \ BLAMMO!!!
> x xxxx * | ~\ XX __--______________
> "And I swear that I xx xxXXXXX |\ \ \ XXXXXXX| _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
> don't have a gun, no I * * XL \ | \ XXXXXX|________________
> don't have a gun..." / / |_| __\ XX| \ )|
> -K.C. *| |\ | /_@_\ \ /_@_\ \ ~~~|
> * | | \ \ \ | | |_
> * |_| \_| __> \ \
> \ ______ | |
> \ | |

Ah, much better...

MTG

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Nov 12, 1994, 4:15:53 AM11/12/94
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In <lmar3.87...@MFS01.cc.monash.edu.au>
lm...@MFS01.cc.monash.edu.au (Louis Marshall) writes:

I hope he is. His is a pretty hard argument to refute, if you think
about it.
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John Griffin

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Nov 11, 1994, 6:36:11 AM11/11/94
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In article <kes141.27...@psu.edu>,
The Lone Deranger <kes...@psu.edu> wrote:

>........... We are all entitled to our own opinions,


>including yourselves, so please don't go around spouting them off.

This is the only funny thing I found in the 15 articles in this
group when I started reading it.

>[immature, idiotic babbling deleted]

>From an outside point of view, these arguments all look like a bunch of
>profane, immature, and sometimes even idiotic, rantings.

How did you know that before you even posted it?


Witchy Woman

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Nov 12, 1994, 5:03:31 PM11/12/94
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DanR...@ix.netcom.com (MTG) writes:

Are YOU serious????!!!
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
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he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First,
he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again."
--_Deep Thoughts_ by Jack Handey

sl...@cc.usu.edu

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Nov 14, 1994, 2:43:23 AM11/14/94
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You're right. Being taken by force from your home, seperatted from your family
whipped, killed, raped, etc. Black have NOTHING to complain about.
They're lucky not to owe the slave tradders for their passage over to this,
the promised land. Some people really need to shut their yaps. I can't
believe there are people out there who think like you do and can actually
operate a computer. Are you sure there's not some human there helping you
primates?
Ben HArrison

Ka

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Nov 14, 1994, 4:22:30 AM11/14/94
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Damon Linthicum Woodley (dlwo...@unity.ncsu.edu) wrote:

: In article <394p3t$u...@gazpacho.wariat.org>, nes...@wariat.org (Rick Nestoff) writes:
: |> Jeff Peeters (jpee...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
: |> : I'm just curious, AK47 (by the way, nice name), I listen to a lot of gangsta
: |> : rap and I've seen some movies that deal with the ghetto and stuff like that,
: |> : and all I see is black people calling each other "nigga" and stuff. , I
: |> : just want to know how come a black person can call another black person that
: |> : but a white person would probably get his ass shot or something.
: |>
: |> Its like in "Welcome Back Kotter". They call each other warthogs, but
: |> if anyone else called them a warthog, John Travolta would kick their ass.
: |> T.V. really does hold all the answers.
: |>
: |>
: |> --
: |> Rick Nestoff *
: |> nes...@wariat.org * "Please don't feed the bears."
: |> Cleveland Heights, Ohio * -NPS
: |> *********************************************************************
: |>
: it's all based on ignorance. you're ignorant for even considering the word,
: black people are ignorant for using it, and the world is ignorant for letting
: the word continue to proliferate through the years of what some consider
: progress. Of course that's just one white kids opinion. Racism has no place
: on any mail group, especially one devoted to humor, there's no fun in hurting
: somebody. Don't wonder why the word is used, just don't use it and keep it from
: being used. Live it all, Damon


Fuck you NIGGA
The Black Ninja
"Who's the man with master plan...a nigger with a mutherfuckin gun"

John Griffin

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Nov 14, 1994, 4:38:44 AM11/14/94
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In article <39u95c$3...@decaxp.harvard.edu>,
Ron Maimon <rma...@husc9.Harvard.EDU> wrote:
>excerpts from sci.physics

Hey, what a conincidence!!! I once heard a guy in a restaurant
saying **exactly the same physics stuff** to his date! She was
getting really nervous and fidgety. I sent over a drink and then
later I took her home and fucked her.


Roberta Hatch

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Nov 14, 1994, 4:08:22 PM11/14/94
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ars...@esu.edu (Theodore A Brock) writes:

> Please pull alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die from the list. We
>have something on our newsgroup called the Corollary Politic, which
>prohibits political discusions, including talk about racists and racism.
>this thread by its very nature violates this policy. I do not care if
>you discuss this on other newsgroups, just keep it out of ab4d.
> This is a friendly request. Don't make us angry. You wouldn't
>like us when we're angry.

Why should we asswipe? Nobody gives a fuck if it's a "friendly
request." Also, nobody likes you, angry or not, so why don't you just
kiss our collective ass.

Bobbi

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I am a vegan because I do not want anything to suffer or die for my food,
clothing, personal care items or household cleaning items.

CAFR...@ulkyvm.louisville.edu

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Nov 14, 1994, 4:12:22 PM11/14/94
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In article <1994Nov14.0...@cc.usu.edu>>>>Are you serious?


(large bandwith saving snip)

>>>
>> I hope he is. His is a pretty hard argument to refute, if you think
>> about it.
>> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>You're right. Being taken by force from your home, seperatted from your family
>whipped, killed, raped, etc. Black have NOTHING to complain about.
>They're lucky not to owe the slave tradders for their passage over to this,
>the promised land. Some people really need to shut their yaps. I can't
>believe there are people out there who think like you do and can actually
>operate a computer. Are you sure there's not some human there helping you
>primates?
> Ben HArrison
Mr. Harrison,
From what research I have done on the subject the atrocities you speak of
were extreme instances and not the standard form of treatment, there were
bad masters, just the same way there are wife beaters today but it is in no
way reason to discount the mutual advantages of marriage I beleive you are the
victim of propaganda if you don't beleive me please go to your local library.
In many states at the time of the Civil War laws were being implemented that
protected slaves from abuse, much like it took a long time to get laws about
spouse abuse on the books.And atleast slavery guranteed under most conditions
food and clothing, security even if you will, something that minimum wage jobs
don't.

***************************************************************************
* Chris Freeman * Great rewards were for many *
* cafr...@ulkyvm.louisville.edu * Who never went astray *
* A.K.A.:niv, Z., Zaetyei VI * But the many others *
* Proprietor of useless information * Were simply thrown away *
***************************************************************************
* While the constitution allows religion complete protection from the *
* government it in no way protects the government from religion. *
***************************************************************************

Theodore A Brock

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Nov 14, 1994, 1:44:00 PM11/14/94
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Iain P. Grier (ipg...@sail.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:

: This thread is intended for the discussion of alt.bbs.internet,

: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die, alt.bigfoot, alt.tasteless, alt.angst,
: alt.tasteless.jokes, and alt.fan.warlord. Next time you have something to say,
: include some of these:

: ObBBS: I like BB King.
: ObBarney: I love you.
: ObBigfoot: I liked the Six-Million Dollar Man episode with Bigfoot.
: ObTasteless: I haven't showered today and I'm not wearing any pants.
: ObAngst: I hate chugging Guinness.
: ObTastelessJoke: What's twelve inches long, has a purple head and makes
: women scream?
: Crib death.

Please pull alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die from the list. We
have something on our newsgroup called the Corollary Politic, which
prohibits political discusions, including talk about racists and racism.
this thread by its very nature violates this policy. I do not care if
you discuss this on other newsgroups, just keep it out of ab4d.
This is a friendly request. Don't make us angry. You wouldn't
like us when we're angry.

--
Arsenal the Lone Warrior
"If you're gonna go, go with a smile" - Jack Nicholson

/\______________________
| ==============+=================+
| ___= |DEATH TO B'HARNIE|
-_ |------------+ +-----------------+
| | ' |
| |----+
|+ +|
| |
+---+

Michael Bauser

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Nov 15, 1994, 12:13:29 AM11/15/94
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In article <3a8b5g$q...@jake.esu.edu>

ars...@esu.edu (Theodore A Brock) writes:

==begin insert==


--
Arsenal the Lone Warrior
"If you're gonna go, go with a smile" - Jack Nicholson
>
/\______________________
| ==============+=================+
| ___= |DEATH TO B'HARNIE|
-_ |------------+ +-----------------+
| | ' |
| |----+
|+ +|
| |
+---+

==end insert==

Hey Theo, your map of Florida is backwards!

--
Michael Bauser <mba...@kentvm.kent.edu>
"It's participant observation. Honest!"

sl...@cc.usu.edu

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Nov 15, 1994, 1:52:25 AM11/15/94
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dir> don't.
I don't refute that there might have masters who treated their
slaves decently. It is the very concept of one human being having ownership
of another. Will you propose as well that there were compasionate slave
traders? I didn't realize that the recrutment of slaves was done on a
voulentary basis, and the line at the office must have been horendous with the
wonderful opertunity to escape their homelands.
Using your own arguments I would condlude that you would not mind
being incarcerated forCan the durration of you life. Security, food, clothing,
blah, blah, blah... Can you not understand that the African people were
greivously wronged through the actions of our white ancestors?(Forgive the
assumption that you are white) I never realized that there are real people
who believe as you do. Do you also deny the Holocoust as well. I hope that
you do so that we may dismiss you views as those of a fanatic. Please take
the opurtunity to express you beliefs as I'm afriad that you unfortunatley
represent a certain segment of the population. It would certainly go farther
towards convincing me of you views if you could find ONE African American
today who would support your statements of the conditions and benifits of
the slavery of his/her ancestors. zzo>

Ben Harrison

The SIlver Hawaiian

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Nov 15, 1994, 7:17:24 AM11/15/94
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(Racist bullshit which no-one will comment on because it only concerns
blacks deleted)


Where the fuck do people like you get off with your racist bullshit!?
You pathetic and very sad man. I don't know what the fuck has made you
like this, but it ain't pretty. You bigoted, lowlife piece of shit.
Keep your racist views and principles to yourself. No-one's interested
in what racist bastards like you have to say.
Come near me and I'll piss on your burning crosses and shove 'em up your
ass!!

FUCK YOU!!!

h.a.n.k

Mark I Rosendorf

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Do you remember when the topic "Nigger Jokes" was used to tell "Nigger
Jokes" Let's hope all of you succeed in changing the world and bringing
racial harmony to all. Me, I'm just interested in hearing a good joke I
can tell my friends at work.


--
-Magic
ma...@esu.edu
MARK R.

P.S. Right now Black and White People are treated fairly and as equals.
Who cares what happened 200 years ago. No black person involved in this
news group was ever a slave just as no white person involved in this
group was ever a slave owner. I happen to be a jew with releties that
have numbers branded on their arms. Am I complaining? NO! I say Let's all
have fun, be merry and tell good jokes.

Now onto the topic: Why did so many Blacks die in Vietnam?
-Because everytime the Seargent said, "Get Down" They all jumped
up and started dancing.

merlin q. bigfoot

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Nov 15, 1994, 11:35:51 AM11/15/94
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In article <3a8b5g$q...@jake.esu.edu>, Theodore A Brock <ars...@esu.edu> wrote:
>Iain P. Grier (ipg...@sail.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
>
>: This thread is intended for the discussion of alt.bbs.internet,
>: alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die, alt.bigfoot, alt.tasteless, alt.angst,
>: alt.tasteless.jokes, and alt.fan.warlord. Next time you have something to say,
>: include some of these:
>
>: ObBBS: I like BB King.
>: ObBarney: I love you.
>: ObBigfoot: I liked the Six-Million Dollar Man episode with Bigfoot.
>: ObTasteless: I haven't showered today and I'm not wearing any pants.
>: ObAngst: I hate chugging Guinness.
>: ObTastelessJoke: What's twelve inches long, has a purple head and makes
>: women scream?
>: Crib death.
>
>
> Please pull alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die from the list. We
>have something on our newsgroup called the Corollary Politic, which
>prohibits political discusions, including talk about racists and racism.
>this thread by its very nature violates this policy. I do not care if
>you discuss this on other newsgroups, just keep it out of ab4d.
> This is a friendly request. Don't make us angry. You wouldn't
>like us when we're angry.

Also, please pull alt.bigfoot from the distribution list when you're
asking other net-vermin to pull alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die from
the distribution list.

Bulldog

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Nov 15, 1994, 2:20:59 PM11/15/94
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anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:

And while you're taking alt.bigfoot out of the distribution list,
just put alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die back in there.

--
Bulldog Tenacity

Moose are brown
violets are blue
I tend to frown
on net-trash like you

Bastard who drank your last beer

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Nov 15, 1994, 7:19:55 PM11/15/94
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>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES--ENOUGH!!!
>
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>From: bul...@achilles.net (Bulldog)
>Newsgroups:
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>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES--ENOUGH!!!
>Followup-To:
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alt.fan.warlord:19729 alt.flame:118798

Fuck off Wilf.

Theodore A Brock

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Nov 16, 1994, 2:12:23 PM11/16/94
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Bulldog (bul...@achilles.net) wrote:

: anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin q. bigfoot) writes:

: And while you're taking alt.bigfoot out of the distribution list,


: just put alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die back in there.

: --
: Bullshit Tendonitis

: Moose are brown, same as shit
: violets are blue, so are we
: I tend to frown, (who gives a shit)
: on net-trash like me

Bullshit, to quote your own words: "SHUT UP! GET OUT!"

Ron Maimon

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Nov 16, 1994, 1:03:50 PM11/16/94
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In article <3aaekd$s...@jake.esu.edu>, ma...@esu.edu (Mark I Rosendorf) writes:
|> Do you remember when the topic "Nigger Jokes" was used to tell "Nigger
|> Jokes" Let's hope all of you succeed in changing the world and bringing
|> racial harmony to all. Me, I'm just interested in hearing a good joke I
|> can tell my friends at work.
|>

I got a good joke for ya Mr. Racist


What happens when a jew runs into the wall with an erection?

He breaks his nose


--
Ron Maimon

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Pinhead the Cenobite

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Nov 16, 1994, 2:41:59 PM11/16/94
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In article <bhatchCz...@netcom.com> bha...@netcom.com (Roberta Hatch) writes:
>From: bha...@netcom.com (Roberta Hatch)
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES--ENOUGH!!!
>Date: Mon, 14 Nov 1994 21:08:22 GMT

>ars...@esu.edu (Theodore A Brock) writes:

>> Please pull alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die from the list. We
>>have something on our newsgroup called the Corollary Politic, which
>>prohibits political discusions, including talk about racists and racism.
>>this thread by its very nature violates this policy. I do not care if
>>you discuss this on other newsgroups, just keep it out of ab4d.
>> This is a friendly request. Don't make us angry. You wouldn't
>>like us when we're angry.

> Why should we asswipe? Nobody gives a fuck if it's a "friendly
>request." Also, nobody likes you, angry or not, so why don't you just
>kiss our collective ass.

What? Kiss an ass that's been penetrated by at least half the net? Surely you
jest!

>Bobbi

>---
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>clothing, personal care items or household cleaning items.


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Nov 17, 1994, 2:06:17 AM11/17/94
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> Emanuel L|nnberg (d94...@csd.uu.se) Doth spake:
> -> A big fuck you to all you motherfuckers on alt.bigfoot from the rest
> -> of the fucking net why don't you motherfuckers get a fucking life!!!!!!
>
> uh, Manny (may I call you Manny?), this is alt.tasteless, not alt.illiteracy.
> that's down the hall to the right.
You may call me anything it's a free fucking world...
What did ya say i-l-l-i-t-e-r-a-c-y that's too complicated for me,
can't seem to spell it right in my newsreader so i'll just stay here!

>
> Now run along. You're annoying the grown-ups.
Oh, shit better keep quiet then!

Sakr Fakir

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Nov 17, 1994, 4:48:31 AM11/17/94
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DanR...@ix.netcom.com (MTG) writes:


This man is truly a moron. You have no idea how oppressed YOU are with your biggotry. You need to look a little more closely at yourself to determine
why you are such an angry person. Your own reality must be very sad. I hope
you can come to terms with the ignorant hatred inbred in your limp soul. >---------------------------------------------------------------------

RevDrFreak

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Nov 17, 1994, 7:02:46 AM11/17/94
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In article <3a8b5g$q...@jake.esu.edu>, ars...@esu.edu (Theodore A Brock)
wrote:

> Iain P. Grier (ipg...@sail.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:

> Please pull alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die from the list.

Uh, no.

> We
> have something on our newsgroup called the Corollary Politic, which
> prohibits political discusions, including talk about racists and racism.
> this thread by its very nature violates this policy.

Excuse me, this from a group who openly and actively discriminates against
extinct, prehistoric creatures based on skin color? Maybe you'd better
revisit your own Corollary Politic...

> I do not care if
> you discuss this on other newsgroups, just keep it out of ab4d.

Uh, no.

> This is a friendly request. Don't make us angry. You wouldn't
> like us when we're angry.
>

Some people understand the concept of strong and free, and some people
don't. The original poster included a witty ObBigfoot, therefore the
original poster has earned the right to post whatever he wants where ever
he wants. We don't care if your request is friendly or not, we don't care
if you get angry, and since we don't like you very much anyway, we probably
won't like you when your angry.

Why don't you just go back to whacking your purple headed "monster"?

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a sh*t." -- Rhett Bigfoot

RevDrFreak
'foot soldier

'73_chevy_pick-up

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Nov 17, 1994, 9:12:34 AM11/17/94
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In article k...@pandora.sdsu.edu, hoo...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (hooten) writes:
> Emanuel L|nnberg (d94...@csd.uu.se) wrote:
> : A big fuck you to all you motherfuckers on alt.bigfoot from the rest
> : of the fucking net why don't you motherfuckers get a fucking life!!!!!!
>
> Whoa, this is drivel from elsewhere. We have not bigots within our
> ranks. Someone is crossposting this racist crap from somewhere else.
>
Yeah Hooters makes sure there's enough home grown drivel on alt.bigfoot,
don't you hooters?

'73
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-- bul...@achilles.net (Bulldog)

Christopher A Coleman

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Nov 17, 1994, 10:32:04 AM11/17/94
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The Music of The Night (z_clam...@titan.sfasu.edu) wrote:
: In article <1994Nov14.0...@cc.usu.edu>, sl...@cc.usu.edu writes:
: <snip>

: > You're right. Being taken by force from your home, seperatted from your family


: > whipped, killed, raped, etc. Black have NOTHING to complain about.
: > They're lucky not to owe the slave tradders for their passage over to this,
: > the promised land. Some people really need to shut their yaps. I can't
: > believe there are people out there who think like you do and can actually
: > operate a computer. Are you sure there's not some human there helping you
: > primates?
: > Ben HArrison


: Well, wait a minute. Unless you were dragged from your home in the
: middle of the night, shackled to a few hundred of your closest enemies, and
: forced to sail to America on a slave ship, you have very little to complain
: about. Slavery was a terrible institution, I don't think many would argue
: that point. Even the Confederate Consitituion called for the abolishment of
: slavery eventually - it simply was not economically feasable, and was for
: the most part becoming impossible to secure new "product" for the breeding
: pools. However, the issues you are making central to your arguments have
: little, if any, credibility. Blacks may or may not have had their great great
: great grandparents living in slavery, so today we owe them for their years
: of unjust treatment. This only goes so far. I lose patience with the argument
: that blacks are owed everything, especially when there are blacks living on
: welfare because they think getting off their duff and getting a job at
: somewhere like McDonald's is beneath them. How does having your great grand
: parents living in slavery excuse a high teenage pregnancy rate, high levels
: of drug addiction, and a nasty tendency towards self extermination known as
: gang warfare? If it were whites doing this there would be no sympathy at all.

Hold on, I cannot sit here and take these unjust commnets without correcting
you on your uninformed statements. First of all I must say that the past is
the past. I cannot express the horror I feel when thinking about the treatment
my ancestors went through, but there is nothing that can be done about that.
By the way, your statements shows your lack of thought on this subject. You
said the confederate constitution called for the abolishemnt of slavery
because it was not "economically" feasible. Is that all? What about "humane"?
Also there is a mindset and attitude of white people today that carries on from
slavery days. IE white people can do things toward people of color and get
away with it. Don't take this as a flame because it isn't meant that way. You
seem to be a rational minded person so hear me out. You know as well as I do
that there are many things that whites can get away with as far as crimes
wrong doings etc.
that if a person of color attempted he would get pinned to the wall for it. Now
granted it doesn't happen all the time. But it does happen. If you are not
Black, hispanic, chinese, or some other nationality of color you would not
understand because these things sometimes subtle, sometimes major do not
happen to whites very often. People lash out with the slavery issue because we
as a society have become so desensitized to wrongs inflicted in modern day.

Nobody owes us anything. No man controls our destiny. However in this society
it is harder for a person of color to achieve his goals than it is for a white
person. Here again, you wouldn't understand. I personally believe that no one
can keep me from achieving the goals I have set for myself however soemtimes I
do find unjust oppostion for no reason in the things I endeavor for. That just
drives me more and that is what drives people of color to achieve the best
they can. Yes there are many that don't make it, but there are many whites who
don't make it either. In fact if you look at the statistic more people of
color are graduating from college and persuing professional Employement than
whites.

Now as for comments about high pregnacny, high level of drug addciton, etc..
you are severly misinformed. If the rates of these accusations are higher,
they are not much if at all higher than the rate of whites doing the same
thing. Don't make it sound like these are exclusive black problems. That is
such a stereotypical response. These are problems of America as a whole.
Did you know that contrary to beleif, (check the facts for yourself) there are
significantly more whites on Welfare than blacks? Something to wonder about
huh?
: And, the nation as a whole is, fortunately, becoming less and less sympathetic
: to this *youoweme* whine, Evidenced by fairly recent supreme court decisions
: concerning the unconstitutionality of racially gerrymandered congressional
: districts.

Yeah the nation is becoming less sympathetic huh? Pretty sad. The reason the
as you cal it "youoweme" whine is becoming less answered to is because 1. It
is the past. 2. We become less sensitive to peoples needs as a nation every
day. 3. More people of color are getting out of this mode of someone owing
them because we don't feel you owe us. In fact we don't need it. A larger
amount of people of color are becoming self sufficient and succesful in the
worls today. Also more people of color are being put in higher places in of
government that make a difference. People of color are becoming larger and
larger as a nation every day. 4. It isn't a matter of owing anyone, it is
simply a cry for people to to be treated equal. You can sit and say Whites,
Blacks, hispanics, Jewish, people are treated equally...well it just AIN'T
So! Why? Try being Black, hispanic for a week and get back to me...Please
think before you write.
: TRC


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Nov 17, 1994, 2:51:33 PM11/17/94
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In article <Pine.DYN.3.90a.941114210640.7852D-100000@cc_sysk>, The SIlver Hawaiian <ag...@coventry.ac.uk> writes:
> (Racist bullshit which no-one will comment on because it only concerns
> blacks deleted)
>
> Come near me and I'll piss on your burning crosses and shove 'em up your
> ass!!
>
Can I be first in line?

> FUCK YOU!!!

Please?

> h.a.n.k

Huge ass nigger kicker?
TRC

an4...@anon.penet.fi

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Nov 17, 1994, 5:54:10 PM11/17/94
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>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES--ENOUGH!!! [ 68] Bulldog
>
>Path: harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!msuinfo!uwm.edu!spool.mu.edu!sgiblab!swrinde!pipex!uunet!fonorola!achilles!usenet
>From: bul...@achilles.net (Bulldog)
>Newsgroups: alt.bbs.internet,alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die,alt.bigfoot,alt.tasteless,alt.angst,alt.tasteless.jokes
>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES--ENOUGH!!!
>Date: 17 Nov 1994 05:46:24 GMT
>Organization: Bulldogs for PM
>Lines: 68
>Message-ID: <3aeqng$c...@hermes.achilles.net>
>References: <fffe.2...@dlbbs.com> <38ej0f$5...@uuneo.neosoft.com> <38tev2$4...@sysx.apana.org.au> <390pee$5...@blackice.winternet.com> <CyIJM...@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca> <394p3t$u...@gazpacho.wariat.org> <39mon5$g...@nermal.cs.uoguelph.ca> <kes141.27.2 <39uuts$b...@quartz.ucs.ualberta.ca> <3ae1lc$4...@thepoint.com>
>NNTP-Posting-Host: dragon.achilles.net
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>
>
>win...@thepoint.com (Windigo The Feral) writes:
>>cl...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca (Dual Standard [SCUM]) writes:
>>>This is alt.tasteless d00d. Anyone can post whatever they want in here
>>>regardless of profanity and racism which might offend some people...
>
>>Uh...not necessarily.
>
>>Seems alt.syntax.tactical has been at work again on this. Alt.tasteless
>>is by FAR not the only group this is being posted to...here are the
>>groups I saw in the header:
>
>>alt.bbs.internet
>>alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die (where I am presently reading this)
>>alt.bigfoot
>>alt.tasteless
>>alt.angst
>>alt.tasteless.jokes
>
>>Read: this is going out to at least six newsgroups *besides* alt.tasteless.
>>The poor shmoe could have been responding to this thread in *any* of the
>>other six.
>
>>>It seems like you're a complainer too. Maybe you should ignore us or
>>>even better, DON'T READ THIS NEWSGROUP...d0h!
>
>>Or take care to *always* check the newsgroup line, and avoid flaming any
>>obvious flammage like "NIGGER JOKES!!!" with multiple newsgroups in the
>>header; the latter (especially if known a.s.t attack sites are in the
>>header) is a *dead* *giveaway* it's an a.s.t'er trying to push some buttons.
>
>>Never let it be said I don't post something relevant...
>
>>ObTasteless/OBB'HarneDieDieDie: B'Harne the purple pedophile goes camping
>>in the open air in Mexico, after being flayed...should let the screwworms
>>get a good foothold. (Mebbe it'd even be as interesting as the Infamous
>>Maggot-Infested Lamb Chops...wonder if that one guy's dad is interested
>>in serving flyblown B'Harne-chops? ;)=
>
>>ObTastlessJoke: A boy and his mum were walking in the park, and the boy
>>saw two dogs fucking...boy asks mum, "What're those two doggies doing?"
>>and the mum goes "Making puppies" as she pulls Junior away.
>
>>Two nights later Junior walks in on Mum and Daddy fucking...Junior asks,
>>"Daddy, what're your doing to Mum?" Dad says, "Well, son, your mother
>>and I are trying to make a baby..."
>
>>Junior states thusly: "Turn her over! I want puppies!"
>
>>ObAngst/ObB'HarneDieDieDie ][: B'Harne still exists. :( 'Nuff said.
>
>>ObBigfoot: Just how much of alt.b'higfoot IS a.s.t, anyhoo?
>
>>Personally wondering how many accounts of a.s.t members have been nuked
>>by sysadmins over the years (when, say, a bit of a.s.t flamespam went too
>>far and a mess of people posted to news.admin.*, alt.current-events.net-
>>abuse, AND mailed root), I am (tm)
>
>One.
>
>Now SHUT UP and GET OUT.
>
>--
> Bulldog Tenacity
>
> ad hominem moose
> prances through net land with love
> kick or be kicked
>
>

Fuck off Wilf.


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Nov 18, 1994, 1:09:26 AM11/18/94
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Bulldog (bul...@achilles.net) wrote:

: win...@thepoint.com (Windigo The Feral) writes:
: >cl...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca (Dual Standard [SCUM]) writes:

: >Personally wondering how many accounts of a.s.t members have been nuked

: >by sysadmins over the years (when, say, a bit of a.s.t flamespam went too
: >far and a mess of people posted to news.admin.*, alt.current-events.net-
: >abuse, AND mailed root), I am (tm)

: One.

Wrong.

: Now SHUT UP and GET OUT.

It didn't work the other 500 times either.

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Nov 18, 1994, 11:26:02 AM11/18/94
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>>>>> "RDFk" == RevDrFreak <rapp...@felix.kodak.com> writes:
In article <rappleye-1...@150.102.161.162> rapp...@felix.kodak.com (RevDrFreak) writes:

RDFk> "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a sh*t." -- Rhett Bigfoot

Aha! But what does this have to do with BBSes or angst?

ObEverything: I have no BBS, I just like to say "tastless dinosaur with big feet"

RevDrFreak

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Nov 18, 1994, 2:04:24 PM11/18/94
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In article <3ade5h$5...@nyx10.cs.du.edu>, anon...@nyx10.cs.du.edu (merlin
q. bigfoot) wrote:

> In article <3acf26$v...@columba.udac.uu.se>,
> Emanuel L|nnberg <d94...@csd.uu.se> wrote:
> >A big f*ck you to all you motherf*ckers on alt.bigfoot from the rest
> >of the f*cking net why don't you motherf*ckers get a f*cking life!!!!!!
>
> Ooooooh, nice language that!
> You grope your mother with those fingers?
>
Nah, he gropes his father with those fingers...he gropes Barney with those
fingers...actually Barney is his father.

RevDrFreak
'foot soldier

lmi...@mac.cc.macalstr.edu

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Nov 18, 1994, 9:23:00 PM11/18/94
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In article <lmar3.87...@MFS01.cc.monash.edu.au>, lm...@MFS01.cc.monash.edu.au (Louis Marshall) writes:
> In article <grubCy...@netcom.com> gr...@netcom.com (grub) writes:
>>From: gr...@netcom.com (grub)
>>Subject: Re: NIGGER JOKES
>>Date: Sun, 6 Nov 1994 18:12:42 GMT
>
>>Oh fuck, black history? Here it is in a nutshell:
>
>>Good White People colonizing North America need farm equipment.
>>They go to africa and round up as many cannibal savages as possible.
>>They take them to North America, give them clothes, proper names,
>>a steady food supply.
>>All the Good White People want from the farm equipment is them to
>>be good, show respect, and pick cotton.
>
>>Now *I* don't think this is asking too much. Heck, the Good White
>>People like it when the farm equipment reproduces; it means more
>>income for the Good White People. More importantly, it means that
>>this new life will have clothing, a name that can be pronunced with
>>little difficulty, and very little chance of being a lion's
>>breakfast.
>
>>Then, when the Good White People said "OK farm machinery, we are
>>now going to let you live as equals." what happens?
>
>>They cry about mistreatment.
>
>>I tell you, if I were black, I'd thank the Good White Folk for making
>>all this possible, it certainly beats sitting in a tree in the
>>African Savannah.
You know, this guy is obviously an idiot, that's all I can say.
lmi...@macalstr.edu

Christopher Bird

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Emanuel L|nnberg (d94...@csd.uu.se) wrote:

> A big fuck you to all you motherfuckers on alt.bigfoot from the rest

> of the fucking net why don't you motherfuckers get a fucking life!!!!!!

You know, it seems that both the ab4d and the bigfooters loathe this jackoff.
Let's FAQ-Attack him.


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John Griffin

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Nov 20, 1994, 4:53:41 AM11/20/94
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In article <jugurtha-161...@cent22.uoregon.edu>,
Jugurtha <jugu...@gladstone.uoregon.edu> wrote:

[Deleted: irrelevant WWII comments, plus the word "Revisionist",
which is amusing in the following context.]

> Why don't YOU go to your local library and look up some *real* books
>on the great civilizations of Africa (Songhay, Asanti, etc) that existed

Please post a list of all of the writings left by these "great
civilizations". I have been looking for their literature ever
since I first heard of them. If you haven't finished inventing
their writings, please let me know when you do.

>before scum who think like you do destroyed them--whoops, I forgot!
>Nigra's were all just cannibals dancing around in grass skirts before the
>Great White Father came to grant them deliverence, right? Christ. No
>wonder the Nation of Islam is growing. . .

Something for you to read: The history if slavery as practiced by
the Arabs. (Not completely their fault, of course; the African slaves'
families and neighbors had a thriving business in selling people to
the Moslems.)


Rick Slater

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Nov 19, 1994, 2:58:28 PM11/19/94
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John Griffin (old...@pnw.net) wrote:
: In article <39u95c$3...@decaxp.harvard.edu>,
: Ron Maimon <rma...@husc9.Harvard.EDU> wrote:
: >excerpts from sci.physics
[snip]
: >The most general state of a quantum mechanical system is defined (my
: >way) by the most general finite energy expression you can make out
: >------
[snip]
: Hey, what a conincidence!!! I once heard a guy in a restaurant
: saying **exactly the same physics stuff** to his date! She was
: getting really nervous and fidgety. I sent over a drink and then
: later I took her home and fucked her.

SO YOU WERE THE GUY!!!!

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Geoff Miller

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Nov 20, 1994, 1:41:34 PM11/20/94
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>> No wonder the Nation of Islam is growing. . .


So how come all those black people think they're Arabs, anyway?
That's never been clear to me. It doesn't make any more sense
than a bunch of white people suddenly deciding that they're
Orientals, and drawing their collective identity from east
Asian cultures.


Geoff

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S. Vattompadam

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Nov 20, 1994, 9:37:14 PM11/20/94
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In article <geoffmCz...@netcom.com>,

Geoff Miller <geo...@netcom.com> wrote:
>So how come all those black people think they're Arabs, anyway?
>That's never been clear to me. It doesn't make any more sense
>than a bunch of white people suddenly deciding that they're
>Orientals, and drawing their collective identity from east
>Asian cultures.

There's a difference between Arabs and Muslims. Arabs are people from the
Middle East (what used to be called Arabia). The term has nothing to do
with religion. Muslims are followers of Islam. They come from all over,
even though most are from the Middle East. There are Muslims of every colour
(including White). There are also many differences between regular Islam and
the Nation of Islam, but I won't get into those.

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KAI VEGAR JOHANSEN

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Nov 21, 1994, 5:25:04 AM11/21/94
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In article <3aihmi$i...@altair.dur.ac.uk> E J Barker <E.J.B...@durham.ac.uk> writes:

>Hey, wasn't a little Swedish girl (5) kicked to death by a bunch
>of 6-year-old Power Ranger fans? Its the beginning of the end,
>I tell you... bring back My Little Pony! This is worse than Barney!

She was Norwegian. She freezed to death. It was a tragedy. Shame on you.

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Rob Berry

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Nov 21, 1994, 11:21:45 AM11/21/94
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--snip--
> FUCK YOU!!!
>
> h.a.n.k

If you don't like what people are posting here, read the title of the
group. It is alt.tasteless--the jokes are meant to offend and be without
taste. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If you still don't like it, read another newsgroup and quit wasting the
time of the rest of us!

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