I've had it up to HEEEERE with the likes of you people!
Wild Bill
Looky here you Babtist Rat-Fuck. NO WAY are you going to get me out
of this group, no matter how you try, it is not your group you MORON.
I think YOU should get out first of all, "Supreme" Commander. I have
had enough of your tomfoolery. So I have decided to enter the fray
and command my own share of this group and there is NOTHING YOU CAN
DO ABOUT IT! HOOOO HAAAAAA!!! What do you think of THAT you pathetic
worm.
-Wild Bill
PS. Nosir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. BA HA HA
nobody home
Robert Trent
:
:
: Looky here you Babtist Rat-Fuck. NO WAY are you going to get me out
Tomfoolery??? Ha ha hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Look here, Wild Bill,
there ain't room for both of us in this here newsgroup. It'll haveta
come down to a gun fight at dawn. Be there you no-good, low-down,
useless, lazy, stupid, slimy, son-of-a-bitch! And bring your pea-shooter
cause I'll be armed with my phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range!
Ha ha ha ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Supreme Commander.
bi...@suntan.vid.ilstu.edu
>bi...@suntan.vid.ilstu.edu (Wild Bill) writes:
>: Looky here you Babtist Rat-Fuck. NO WAY are you going to get me out
>: of this group, no matter how you try, it is not your group you MORON.
>: I think YOU should get out first of all, "Supreme" Commander. I have
>: had enough of your tomfoolery. So I have decided to enter the fray
>: and command my own share of this group and there is NOTHING YOU CAN
>: DO ABOUT IT! HOOOO HAAAAAA!!! What do you think of THAT you pathetic
>: worm.
>:
>: -Wild Bill
>:
>Tomfoolery??? Ha ha hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Look here, Wild Bill,
>there ain't room for both of us in this here newsgroup. It'll haveta
>come down to a gun fight at dawn. Be there you no-good, low-down,
>useless, lazy, stupid, slimy, son-of-a-bitch! And bring your pea-shooter
>cause I'll be armed with my phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range!
>
>Ha ha ha ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>
>Supreme Commander.
>
PEASHOOTER!?! Sure pal, just wait till I show up with my UNLICENSED
CLASS FOUR NUCLEAR ACCELERATOR! One tug on the trigger will SEND YOU
INTO NET.OBLIVION!!!! BWAAAA HA HA HAA!!! And then I will have my
way with your women, and this newsgroup will once again be a free and
happy place.
Now the rest of you skunks CLEAR OUTTA HERE! Me and the Supreme Moron
have some fightin to do!
-Wild Bill
"My, weren't there an awful lot of skunks in here?"
Robert Trent
: >there ain't room for both of us in this here newsgroup. It'll haveta
: >come down to a gun fight at dawn. Be there you no-good, low-down,
: >useless, lazy, stupid, slimy, son-of-a-bitch! And bring your pea-shooter
: >cause I'll be armed with my phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range!
: >
: >Ha ha ha ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
: >
: >Supreme Commander.
:
: >
: PEASHOOTER!?! Sure pal, just wait till I show up with my UNLICENSED
: CLASS FOUR NUCLEAR ACCELERATOR! One tug on the trigger will SEND YOU
: INTO NET.OBLIVION!!!! BWAAAA HA HA HAA!!! And then I will have my
: way with your women, and this newsgroup will once again be a free and
: happy place.
:
: Now the rest of you skunks CLEAR OUTTA HERE! Me and the Supreme Moron
: have some fightin to do!
:
: -Wild Bill
Nuclear accelerator, eh? Well... Hmmm... You know this gives me an
idea, Wild Bill. How about, before our "ultimate confrontation", we
use that nuclear accelerator on alt.suicide.holiday? Those folks
gave me a bit of a rough time a while back and I figure they'd all
be happier dead, anyway. So whether it's a politically correct thing
to say or do, or not, let's vaporize ASH!
It will be the test of the alt.bigfoot emergency response defense system.
Ha ha ha ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Supreme Commander.
do...@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
I'm getting the feeling we should make an alt.supreme.commander.vs.wild.bill
message group.
Hey.. anyone who wants to avoid being brainwashed by Supreme Commander into
following him to the promised land follow me!
Lets see.. I better pack my bags!
Hmm.. what should I pack..
one ladies shoe, some shoe polish, my Desert Storm 45's collection, 3 staplers,
one Pez dispenser, dental floss, a lamp shade...
(and just some other USELESS stuff I don't need to mention).
In case the world would end we would NEED this stuff to rebuild society!
rod...@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
That's funny Bill...me and Luke had the same idea.
The only thing your wrong about is he's not the "Supreme" Commander...
HE's the Supreme Idiot
aka:Supreme Loser
Supreme Fool
Dork
Nerd
"Hey you little jerk quit looking at my girlfriend"
Cream Cheese
& Steak Ums
...etc and whatever the Hell else you want to throw in there
Mr. Dave
Robert Trent
:
: Hey.. anyone who wants to avoid being brainwashed by Supreme Commander into
: following him to the promised land follow me!
..to the land of sewage, poverty, and lonely hairy men! Woopee!! What fun!!
Supreme Commander
Wild Bill
>:
>: Now the rest of you skunks CLEAR OUTTA HERE! Me and the Supreme Moron
>: have some fightin to do!
>
>idea, Wild Bill. How about, before our "ultimate confrontation", we
>use that nuclear accelerator on alt.suicide.holiday? Those folks
>gave me a bit of a rough time a while back and I figure they'd all
>be happier dead, anyway. So whether it's a politically correct thing
>to say or do, or not, let's vaporize ASH!
HMMMMM..... I like this ideeer. The crowd over in ASH is a bit ornery these
days. I guess then they'd have to add CLASS FOUR NUCLEAR ACCELERATOR to their
beloved Methods file! BWAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
CLASS IV NUCLEAR ACCELERATOR (silly)
Advantages: Quick, painless, take out four city blocks with you
Disadvantages: Fried the Stay Puft Marshmello man. :-(
Certainty: VERY certain
Availability: Can't get hold of it unless you're a ghostbuster
This is a simple method: Just be in the general vicinity of two
beams crossing! For added certainty take it into Clyde's House
of Mirrors, so you get about twenty-eight beams crossing instead
of just one!
>It will be the test of the alt.bigfoot emergency response defense system.
>Ha ha ha ha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
>
>Supreme Commander.
You're in trouble now, tough guy, you killed Uncle Freddy! I'm gonna come
down there and break your fuckin' legs!
HOOOO HAAAAAAA!!!!!
-Wild Bill.
Life is what you bake it. (Sorry, I have a cold)