PoemOhTheDay
Bungaloo Kitty
Moose poetry, moose poetry
Can Grumpy-Moose climb a tree?
Moose love, moose love
Grumpy-Moose will pounce on Marky from above.
Moose tail, moose tail
In major pain net.monkey will wail.
Moose call, moose call
Grumpy-Moose smashing net.monkey's head through a wall.
Moose iris, moose iris
Hooten lives in fear of the R.O.S.B.F. virus.
Moose of plaster, moose of plaster
I'd trade net.monkey's life for a Thigh-Master(tm).
Moose pee, moose pee
SC, Fmeister, and Bulldog will cackle with glee!
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This moost be a good day,
-Bungaloo Kitty
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apply the wire brush of reality." *
-Geoff Miller *
Count Bulldog
>Moose poetry, moose poetry
>Can Grumpy-Moose climb a tree?
>Moose love, moose love
>Grumpy-Moose will pounce on Marky from above.
>Moose tail, moose tail
>In major pain net.monkey will wail.
>Moose call, moose call
>Grumpy-Moose smashing net.monkey's head through a wall.
>Moose iris, moose iris
>Hooten lives in fear of the R.O.S.B.F. virus.
>Moose of plaster, moose of plaster
>I'd trade net.monkey's life for a Thigh-Master(tm).
>Moose pee, moose pee
>SC, Fmeister, and Bulldog will cackle with glee!
[ ... ]
Iiiiiii like it. It started off quite poorly IMO but
got better and better. I mean, off course Grumpy Moose^(TM)
can climb a tree (by the way, Grumpy Moose^(TM) is a registered
trademark), everyone knows that. Bringing net heathens such
as hooten_II and net dot monkey into the poem and then showing
how they quake with fear over the thought of alt dot bigfoots
many weapons, was done quite well.
This may be the leading contender for the winning Moose poem
in our first annual alt dot flame moose poem writing contest.
(This is, of course, assuming Bungaloo Kitty is a flamage
type. The name sounds familiar but I can't remember where I
saw it).
Hugs & Moose Cuddles
wilf leBlocQuebecois, Count of Bulldog, Cackling with glee!
Bungaloo Kitty
Count Bulldog <wi...@sce.carleton.ca> wrote:
>ru...@interaccess.com (Bungaloo Kitty) writes:
[mein poem haben delitern bekommen]
[Bulldog's good critique also deleted]
>This may be the leading contender for the winning Moose poem
>in our first annual alt dot flame moose poem writing contest.
Please do not include me in this contest. I am not an alt.(f)lamer nor do
I wish to ever be associated with said pudwankers.
>(This is, of course, assuming Bungaloo Kitty is a flamage
>type. The name sounds familiar but I can't remember where I >saw it).
>
You saw it here... I wrote a poem or 2 the other day, but you didn't
critique that one for me. :(
> Hugs & Moose Cuddles
> wilf leBlocQuebecois, Count of Bulldog, Cackling with glee!
May your breakfast plate be graced with moose-shaped waffles,
Count Bulldog
>In article <wilf.75...@rigel.sce.carleton.ca>,
[...]
>>This may be the leading contender for the winning Moose poem
>>in our first annual alt dot flame moose poem writing contest.
[ ... BK ain't a flamage type ... ]
Well if you aren't flamage, what are you ?
(Hey, you're not that chicken on The Friendly Giant are you ?
Wasn't his name Rusty ?)
>You saw it here... I wrote a poem or 2 the other day, but you didn't
>critique that one for me. :(
Well, don't cry. I'm pretty busy these days.
However, there seems to be a growing interest in the Moose Poem
Contest and it might be opened up to more than just alt dot flame
types.
Hugs & Moose Cuddles
wilf leBlocQuebecois, Count of Bulldog
[ ... ]
Carey Gagnon
In a previous article, wi...@sce.carleton.ca (Count Bulldog) says:
>ru...@interaccess.com (Bungaloo Kitty) writes:
>
>>In article <wilf.75...@rigel.sce.carleton.ca>,
>[...]
>>>This may be the leading contender for the winning Moose poem
>>>in our first annual alt dot flame moose poem writing contest.
>
>[ ... BK ain't a flamage type ... ]
>
>Well if you aren't flamage, what are you ?
>(Hey, you're not that chicken on The Friendly Giant are you ?
> Wasn't his name Rusty ?)
>
>>You saw it here... I wrote a poem or 2 the other day, but you didn't
>>critique that one for me. :(
>
>Well, don't cry. I'm pretty busy these days.
>
>However, there seems to be a growing interest in the Moose Poem
>Contest and it might be opened up to more than just alt dot flame
>types.
>
> Hugs & Moose Cuddles
> wilf leBlocQuebecois, Count of Bulldog
>[ ... ]
>
Okay, Fuckwit, here is one from A.F.
Roses are red and mooses are too.
Especially if you use a chainsaw to cut them in two.
You are just just the geek that I would like to tell.
If I ever get a hold of you, I'll use the chainsaw to open you as well.
But don't be afraid, don't run away mad.
Just go away, leave A.F. and we'll all be glad.
Fuck the moose, fuck the goose and fuck you too.
Posting insipid pleas for poetry is all you seem to do.
I sincerely hope you will choke on this poem, and die.
Because parting is so sweet, I'd rather not say goodbye.
Go on, screw off, get away, shoo, scat!
If you don't, the folks in A.F. will come back with a baseball bat!
Okay? now fuck off!
--
What the...well just shoot it and get the tax payers to give us a new one.
Injun Joe
"For the N-th time I would discover that people whom I thought had about
the same IQ of me, really is worth nothing." --Michele Dall'Agatha
Carey Gagnon
>
>In a previous article, wi...@sce.carleton.ca (Count Bulldog) says:
>>
>>However, there seems to be a growing interest in the Moose Poem
>>Contest and it might be opened up to more than just alt dot flame
>>types.
>>
>> Hugs & Moose Cuddles
>> wilf leBlocQuebecois, Count of Bulldog
>>[ ... ]
>>
Okay, Fuckwit, here is one from A.F.
Unknown
>
>--
>What the...well just shoot it and get the tax payers to give us a new one.
> Injun Joe
>"For the N-th time I would discover that people whom I thought had about
>the same IQ of me, really is worth nothing." --Michele Dall'Agatha
Look what you've done, Gag-man! Now we'll have to rub your nose in it, and
hit you with a rolled up newspaper. Sounds like another saturday night for
you. I hope your owners have the courtesy to have you neutered.
St. Bob