ABOI: SURREALISM: How to win on MTV's Singled Out

[Jorn Barger]

[ alt.religion.kibology ]

In article <v+nCy0zT...@astro.ocis.temple.edu>,
Andy Wing <agw...@astro.ocis.temple.edu> wrote:
> The goal is to win this girls heart. The contest is rigged, of
>course, I rigged it! The nerdy guy whose turn it was before me is
>protesting the last question. "It was the ALPHA CHIP" he screams, "Not
>the BETA CHIP"
>
> Round 4 consists of a Jeopardy board. I'm trying to read these
>dammed instructions! "Hurry up contestant #2!" Jenny yells at me. "Cut
>me a break, this thing is a freakin novel!", I yell back.
>
>===========================================================================
> MTVs Singled Out | The key to this joke is in the | GRAND PRIZE: she's
> MAKE HER LAUGH! | delivery. You must place a coin | sitting right next
> | in your mouth. A nice shiny | to you idiot!
> | coin. Cover up front incisors! |
>===========================================================================
> Yes, you too can | $$$$ 1 0 0 $500 | Alpha Chip time.
> win on MTV's | $ $ 1 0 0 0 0 $500 | Invalid responses
> Singled Out | $$$ 1 0 0 0 0 | only.
> Check or Money | $ $ 1 0 0 0 0 $1000 |
> order for $5.95 | $$$$ 1 0 0 |
>====================================+======================================
> Contestant #3 has | BAR % Bell | When was the last time you saw
> been replaced | % % % | Jenny's microphone sterilized?
> by an android. | Bell % % | All that spittle? Come on!!!!
> Will she notice | | I wonder if they practice safe MCing?
> the difference? | Pull leg of |======================================
> Only a cup of | contestant #3 | http://www.http.com/~Kibo/lawsuit.html
> Folgers Crystals | to play | Kibo sues MTV over Buzz Kill, claims
> can be the final | | that he owns patents on the mobile
> determining factor | | troll-o-matic system.
>===========================================================================
>
> I'd like to go off the board Alex. I'll take "Dead Gameshow Hosts"
>for $1000, please.
>
>--
>Politics is not the art of persuasion, it's the science of selfishness.
>"Speeding down the misinformation superhighway"
>Big Brother is not watching you, you're watching Big Brother, all 181 channels
>Andy Wing agw...@astro.ocis.temple.edu aw...@thunder.ocis.temple.edu