Grow your own beer

[stone...@smuggled.com]

I've been growing my own marijuana for years and it's fun and
profitable. Plus it's keeps me stoned all the time. It's simple, find
someplace that has good soil and where no one will find your crop, plant
the seeds, and a few months later you got kilos of weed.

I want to expand. Everyone drinks beer when they smoke pot, so I want
to grow some beer too. But I'm not exactly sure where to begin. I
suppose you plant some empty beer cans in good soil where no one will
find your crop, and wait a few months before you got cases of beer
hanging from the stalks. However, there may be some things I need to
know. Can someone tell me all the tips and details please.