Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes

[Hacky]

I thought this was rather on topic. ;-) A little flashback to Cheers.

Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes
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"Can I draw you a beer Norm?
No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

How's a beer sound Norm?
I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

What's shakin Norm?
All four cheeks and a couple of chins

What's new Normie?
Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach, and they're demanding beer.

What'll it be Normie?
Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

What'd you like Normie?
A reason to live. Give me another beer.

What'll you have Normie?
Well I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out
of that tap. "
Looks like beer, Norm.
Call me Mister Lucky.

What'd you say Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that will get me a beer.

What would you say to a beer Norm?
Hi ya sailor. New in town?

(Coming in from the rain)
Evening everybody
Everybody: Norm!!!
Still pouring Norm?
That's funny I was about to ask the same thing.

Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
Like a baby treats a diaper.

What's the story Mr. Peterson?
The bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

Hey Mr Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
I know, if she calls, I'm not here.

Beer, Norm?
Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

What's going on Mr Peterson?
Another layer for the winter, Wood.

Whatcha up to Norm?
My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

How's it going Mr Peterson?
Poor
I'm sorry to hear that.
No, I mean pour

What's going down, Normie?
My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Pour you a beer, Mr Peterson?
All right, but stop me at one...make that one-thirty.

How's it going Mr Peterson?
It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

What's the story Norm?
Boy meets beer. boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

How's about a beer, Norm?
That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it.

What's going on Mr Peterson?
The questioon is what's going in Mr Peterson? A beer please, Woody.

Can I pour you a beer Mr Peterson?
A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions.

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Hacky
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a.k.a. Jason C. Hackwith
http://www.intotheflame.com/

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright

[Bill Becker]

Hehehe....I get Norm's quotes in the newsletter I get from my Beer of
the month club. They always leave me with a smile. ;^)

Best regards,
Bill