good NA beer by mail?

[Kloo Rool]

Does anyone know where I could get good non-alcoholic beer through the
mail at a reasonable price (to USA)? In Germany, every corner store
sells really nice non-alcoholic beer very cheaply, but so far in the
USA I've only found a few varieties of non-alcoholic beer, and none is
very good. I would like to be able to get some different varieties of
high quality beer (for instance, Pils, Hefeweizen, and also dark beer)
in a non-alcoholic variant. I think some Czech and Polish breweries
produce non-alcoholic beers, as well as German ones. Is any of this
easily available in the USA?

[Oh, Guess]

Two ways to get the good NA beer you crave:

1 - Move back to Germany. North American NA beer is crap, and
microbreweries generally don't bother with NA beers.
2 - Buy Clausthaler - it's imported from Germany, made by Binding.
I've also seen some Bitburger Drive and Beck's NA. However,
as a hotmail.com address gives no indication of location,
you're on your own as to where to find these.

There are no NA dark or Hefeweizen beers made in the USA.
Such beers make up a very small of market demand, and there's
virtually no demand at all for NA versions. In general, the
demand for NA beer in the USA is also for beer with very little
actual flavor.
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