Why Beer is Good for us
Jason and Melissa Nulton
A guy named Dan Fortin from Quebec sent me this:
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving by the
regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker cells,
constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The results
of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and validates the causal
link between all-weekend parties and engineering performance.
It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving college and getting
married, most engineers cannot keep up with the performance of the new
graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious
alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they
achieved during their college years.
So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge,
we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff that beer!
Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny
yourself the career that you could have. Be all that you can be; drink more
beer!
LukeSk...@deathstar.net
HEAR HEAR!! I shall drink to that!
HEX
Dr H
Obviously written by one still in engineering school.
Been there; done that; survived; won't do it again...
Dr H
Steve Christianson
Sounds good to me!