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Obama Laughs As Children Attacked By Swarm Of Bees

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Reese

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Apr 10, 2015, 8:16:01 PM4/10/15
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It’s not surprising that Obama failed to take a threat seriously
and joked about its impact while lying about its consequences.
That’s pretty much how history will define his presidency. What
is shocking is that he did it as a swarm of bees was attacking a
group of children on the White House lawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiieY00OZss

For some reason the White House under Obama maintains a bee
colony on the grounds. And for another unknown reason no one in
the administration thought that a large group of children and
hives of bees wouldn’t be a great mix. During the annual White
House egg roll (formerly known as Easter egg roll) the President
was reading Where The Wild Things Are to a group of children
when something horrible happened off screen.

Reportedly a swarm of Obama bees descended on the children. You
can hear their screams as they try desperately not to get stung.
Obama thinks this is freakin’ hysterical. He immediately
dismisses the children’s concern:

“Oh no, it’s a bee. That’s okay, guys. Bees are good. They won’t
land on you,” says Obama with a chuckle.

He then expands upon his lie by saying, “They won’t sting you.
They will be okay.”

I don’t think the children being terrorize by the bee swam are
all that concerned with whether the bees will be okay or not,
but that’s typical Obama in supporting the aggressor like he
does with radical Islam. Besides that, his assertion that bees
don’t sting is a classic Obama “you can keep your doctor” lie.

You know how I know he’s lying? No, it’s not because his lips
are moving. Bees have stingers and the “science is settled” that
they use them for defense and offense. In fact, I’ve even been
stung by bees more than a few times in my life when I
represented no threat whatsoever. Besides, why would beekeepers
wear those protective suits if bees don’t sting?

Another thing to consider is that a lot of people are allergic
to bee stings. What kind of a-hole thinks it’s funny that a
little kid might go into anaphylactic shock?

After dismissing the very real threat to these young children,
Obama just breaks out in laughter. He can’t even finish reading
the book because it’s so damn funny to him that kids are running
and screaming in terror. Eventually, he comes up with a truly
democratic non-solution to an actual problem:

“Hold on, you guys are wild things. You’re not supposed to be
scared of bees,” yells Obama with a smirk.

Though it was as ineffective as anything else he’s ever
proposed, at least Obama’s so-called solution didn’t involve
raising taxes, eroding civil rights, or redistribution of
wealth. I’m kind of surprised he didn’t try to create a new
bureaucracy to deal with the kids’ fear of being stung. He could
promote one of his wealthy Hollywood donors to the position of
“Bee Czar.”

I think the problem here is, given Obama’s love of identity
politics, that he probably insisted on keeping colonies of
African killer bees, you know for diversity. Speaking of which,
did you notice how many little white kids are in the video?
What’s that all about?


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