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VOCABULARY LESSON FOR TODAY: SNOODLE
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
May 18, 2018, 10:14:29 AM5/18/18
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On 10/17/2009 11:16 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> Snoodle
> The act of rolling the foreskin over any object of appropriate size, ie. the nozzel of some poor bastard's sipper bottle, the head of a GI-Joe, or even items of food like frankfurters or meatballs. The concept of snoodleing seems to be synonymous with homosexual activity, yet for this to be a sexual act between two gay men, one would expect both the snoodlee and the snoodler would have erect penises. Now here's the point - it is possible for the snoodlee to have an errection, but if the snoodler is erect also then the physical act of snoodeling becomes impossible as the foreskin has been stretched back down the shaft. Therefore, for a snoodle to take place, the snoodler at least must be flacid, thus implying that the man giving the snoodle is deriving no sexual pleasure from it, and is therefore not gay. I propose that a more fitting and universal definition to the term snoodle be adopted, to include all the perfectly straight guys out there who enjoy snoodling all
> manner of regular household items just for the simple pleasure of freaky phallic humour, and in pursuit of the ellusive "snoodle-pop" that occurs when disengaging the foreskin from a hollow cylindrical object such as a beer bottle.
> My favorite item to snoodle is a screwdriver that has a hollow compartment in the plastic handle where extra screw-bit attatchments are housed. Once These are removed and the snoodle is engaged a vacume seal is created by giving the screwdriver a slight tug. When the handle of the screwdriver is swiftly disengaged from the foreskin there emenates the most wonderful and pleasing "pop" sound. This can be achieved using all sorts of hollow cylindrical objects. Try it for yourself and see what kinds of snoodle-pops you can achieve.
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> Snoodle
> The act of rolling the foreskin over any object of appropriate size, ie. the nozzel of some poor bastard's sipper bottle, the head of a GI-Joe, or even items of food like frankfurters or meatballs. The concept of snoodleing seems to be synonymous with homosexual activity, yet for this to be a sexual act between two gay men, one would expect both the snoodlee and the snoodler would have erect penises. Now here's the point - it is possible for the snoodlee to have an errection, but if the snoodler is erect also then the physical act of snoodeling becomes impossible as the foreskin has been stretched back down the shaft. Therefore, for a snoodle to take place, the snoodler at least must be flacid, thus implying that the man giving the snoodle is deriving no sexual pleasure from it, and is therefore not gay. I propose that a more fitting and universal definition to the term snoodle be adopted, to include all the perfectly straight guys out there who enjoy snoodling all
> manner of regular household items just for the simple pleasure of freaky phallic humour, and in pursuit of the ellusive "snoodle-pop" that occurs when disengaging the foreskin from a hollow cylindrical object such as a beer bottle.
> My favorite item to snoodle is a screwdriver that has a hollow compartment in the plastic handle where extra screw-bit attatchments are housed. Once These are removed and the snoodle is engaged a vacume seal is created by giving the screwdriver a slight tug. When the handle of the screwdriver is swiftly disengaged from the foreskin there emenates the most wonderful and pleasing "pop" sound. This can be achieved using all sorts of hollow cylindrical objects. Try it for yourself and see what kinds of snoodle-pops you can achieve.
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
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because you know you'll get called a short shitted punk ,m
that walks like a weebil
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