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Celebrity Hairpiece and Transplant List (7/31/98)

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dr_...@hotmail.com

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Jul 31, 1998, 3:00:00 AM7/31/98
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Some one asked a few weeks ago for the list to be posted again. Please feel
free to post your comments and additions. Here is the list with some
corrections and new members:


For Sure:

William Shatner
Elton John
Jonathon Winters
Burt Reynolds
Larry Hagman
Sam Donaldson
Hank Stram
Ted Danson
Marv Alpert
Bob Hope
Steve Martin
Frank Sinatra*
Paul Gleiser
Don Knotts
Jim Nabors
Chalton Heston
Jack Klugman
Rick Barry (NBA Announcer and former All-Pro)
Ned Jarret (NASCAR Announcer)
Neil Diamond
Tony Bennet
Tony Randall
Wayne Newton
Dr. Nuke
John Wayne *
Steve Allen
Jack Benny *
Humphrey Bogart *
Dean Martin*
Bing Crosby*
Richard Burton *
Liberache *
Howard Cossell *

Unconfirmed:

Joe Namath
David Letterman
Walter Koenig
Harvey Mandel
Kevin Dobson
Jack Lord
Mike Connors
DeForest Kelly
Howard Stern
Mike Douglass
Jorge
Robert De Niro (moved to unconfirmed)
David Lee Roth
Michael Bolton ( moved to unconfirmed)
Chuck Norris (moved Chuck to unconfirmed, if it's a piece, it's a great one)
Peter Falk
David Spade (moved to unconfirmed)
Brian Adams (definitely used to wear a rug, maybe shaved now)
Christpher Reeves
Rock Hudson*
Kirk Douglass


In the Movies:

Sean Connery
Bruce Willis
Tommy Lee Jones

Need Systems:

James Carville (That guy probabaly scares small chuldren)
Ron Howard ( Looks goofy with no hair)
Barry Diller ( Looks like a large fat pe***)

Transplants:

Bruce Willis
Jerry Seinfeld

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YodaBeavis

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Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
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<<Unconfirmed:

Joe Namath
David Letterman
Walter Koenig>>

One night a few months back Dave got his hair cut on the air. They showed many
close-ups of his scalp. His hair is thing, and he has a baldspot. He definitely
was not wearing a piece.
I think it's a pretty damned good bet that Walter Koenig wears one.

<<Robert De Niro (moved to unconfirmed)>>

I saw him during a press conference. It must of been for Great Expectations,
because his head was shaved. The stubble had grown out a little and he had a
full head of hair. It was short enough that it couldn't have been faked; it had
just been recently shaved.

Also, I didn't see actor Chaz Palmentarri on there. He wears a rug. And under
the "for sure" section... where it says, "Paul Gleiser", I think you mean Paul
Reiser.

SpikeRizzo

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Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
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Kevin Nealon

Howie Mandel

Steve Martin

Jack Klugman

Steve Allen

hard...@my-dejanews.com

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Aug 1, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/1/98
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In article <199808010242...@ladder03.news.aol.com>,

i dunno...but i heard Arnold's name mentioned b4....say it ain't so!!!


HARDGREEK

Carmine J. Ventura Jr.

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Aug 4, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/4/98
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> Unconfirmed:
>
> Joe Namath
> David Letterman
> Walter Koenig
> Harvey Mandel
> Kevin Dobson
> Jack Lord
> Mike Connors
> DeForest Kelly
> Howard Stern
> Mike Douglass
> Jorge
> Robert De Niro (moved to unconfirmed)
> David Lee Roth
> Michael Bolton ( moved to unconfirmed)
> Chuck Norris (moved Chuck to unconfirmed, if it's a piece, it's a great one)
> Peter Falk
> David Spade (moved to unconfirmed)
> Brian Adams (definitely used to wear a rug, maybe shaved now)
> Christpher Reeves
> Rock Hudson*
> Kirk Douglass
>
> In the Movies:
>
> Sean Connery
> Bruce Willis
> Tommy Lee Jones
>
> Need Systems:
>
> James Carville (That guy probabaly scares small chuldren)
> Ron Howard ( Looks goofy with no hair)
> Barry Diller ( Looks like a large fat pe***)
>
> Transplants:
>
> Bruce Willis
> Jerry Seinfeld
>
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Sam Donaldson does NOT have a replacement, he is a " Comber ", He combes
the hair over his dome

Steve409

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Aug 10, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/10/98
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You need to place an asterisk after Jack Lord's name.

DOUGFIVEO

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Aug 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM8/22/98
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this is the first i've seen of this group..what is the complete list?>Celebrity
Hairpiece and Transplant List (7/31/98)

apolon...@gmail.com

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Dec 28, 2019, 5:55:06 AM12/28/19
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On Friday, July 31, 1998 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, dr_...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Some one asked a few weeks ago for the list to be posted again. Please feel
> free to post your comments and additions. Here is the list with some
> corrections and new members:
>
>
> For Sure:
>
> William Shatner TRANSPLANT IN FRONT, WIG IN BACK
> Elton John TRANSPLANT IN FRONT, WIG IN BACK
> Jonathon Winters NONE
> Burt Reynolds WIG
> Larry Hagman OCCAISIONAL WIG
> Sam Donaldson COMB OVER
> Hank Stram WIG
> Ted Danson NO HAIR REPLACEMENT BUT WORE A WIG ON CHEERS
> Marv Alpert WIG
> Bob Hope NOTHING EXCEPT FOR CONCEALER POWDER
> Steve Martin BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT FOR DECADES
> Frank Sinatra* WIG
> Paul Gleiser NOTHING
> Don Knotts WIG LATER IN LIFE (ON THREE'S COMPANY)
> Jim Nabors COMB OVER
> Chalton Heston WIG
> Jack Klugman WIG
> Rick Barry (NBA Announcer and former All-Pro) TRANSPLANT
> Ned Jarret (NASCAR Announcer) WIG
> Neil Diamond COMB OVER FOLLOWED BY A WIG
> Tony Bennet WOG FOR DECADES
> Tony Randall WIG
> Wayne Newton HAIR TRANSPLANT
> Dr. Nuke
> John Wayne * WIG
> Steve Allen RIDICULOUS WIG
> Jack Benny * WIG
> Humphrey Bogart * WIG
> Dean Martin* NONE
> Bing Crosby* WIG
> Richard Burton * NONE
> Liberache * WIG
> Howard Cossell * C'MON>
> Unconfirmed:
>
> Joe Namath NONE
> David Letterman NONE
> Walter Koenig COMB OVER, WIG, NONE
> Harvey Mandel WIG FOLLOWED BY NOTHING (SHAVED)
> Kevin Dobson TRANSPLANT
> Jack Lord NOTHING
> Mike Connors NONE
> DeForest Kelly NONE
> Howard Stern NONE
> Mike Douglass NONE
> Jorge NONE
> Robert De Niro (moved to unconfirmed) NONE
> David Lee Roth WIG FROM MID 80'S TO EARLY 90'S, THEN TRANSPLANT
> Michael Bolton ( moved to unconfirmed) TRANSPLANT
> Chuck Norris (moved Chuck to unconfirmed, if it's a piece, it's a great one) WIG
> Peter Falk NONE
> David Spade (moved to unconfirmed) TRANSPLANT
> Brian Adams (definitely used to wear a rug, maybe shaved now) NONE
> Christpher Reeves WIG
> Rock Hudson* NONE
> Kirk Douglass NONE
>
>
> In the Movies:
>
> Sean Connery
> Bruce Willis
> Tommy Lee Jones
>
> Need Systems:
>
> James Carville (That guy probabaly scares small chuldren)
> Ron Howard ( Looks goofy with no hair)
> Barry Diller ( Looks like a large fat pe***)
>
> Transplants:
>
> Bruce Willis NONE
> Jerry Seinfeld NONE

HERE ARE MORE TRANSPLANTS:

Buzz Aldren (Astronaut)
Peter Allen (Deceased singer)
Michael Anthony (Van Halen bassist)
Tom Arnold (Actor)
Charles Asnovar (Deceased singer)
Bob Barker (Price is Right host)
David Beckham (Athlete)
Joe Biden (Former Vice Presifent)
Wade Boggs (Athlete)
Pat Boone (Singer)
Frederic Brandt (creepy physician)
Rob Brydon (actor)
Lindsey Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac)
John Byner (Comedian)
Steve Carel (actor)
Drew Carry (Comedian)
James Caan (Actor)
David Cassidy (Deceased singer)
John Cleese (Monty Python)
Roy Combs (suicidal Family Feud host)
Bradley Cooper (Actor)
Kevin Costner (Actor)
Billy Chrystal (Comedian)
John Cryer (actor)
Kevin Dobson (Knots Landing)
Hugh Downs (Deceased newsman)
Daryl Dragon (Deceased siner Captain and Tennille)
The Edge U2)
Bob Eubanks (Newlywed Game)
Robert Forster (Deceased actor)
Josef Fritzl (incest pervert)
Larry Gatlin (country singer)
Mel Gibson (Actor)
David Guest (Deceased Hollywood Produced)
Tom Hanks (Actor)
Gene Hackman (Actor)
Robert Herjavec (Shark Tank)
Benny Hinn (televangelist scammer)
Joe Jackson (Singer)
Kevin James (Actor)
Richard Jeni (Deceased comedian)
Caitlin Jenner (Formerly Bruce Jenner, Athlete)
Stacy Keach (Actor)
Richard Kline (Three's Company)
Christopher Knight (Brady Bunch)
Charles Laquidara (WBCN Radio DJ)
Hugh Laurie (Actor)
Stan Lee (Spiderman)
Rich Little (Impersonator)
Ray Liotta (Actor)
John Lovitz (Comedian)
Norm MacDonald (Comercian)
Matthew MacConnehey (Actor)
Bill Maher (Comedian)
Dennis Miller (Comedian)
Elon Musk (Inventor)
Liam Neeson (Actor)
James Nesbitt (actor)
Wayne Newton (Las Vegas)
Bill Nighy (Athlete)
Edward Norton (Actor)
Gary Oldman (Actor)
Joe Penny (Jake and the Fatman)
Jordan Peterson (academic)
Richard Piana (deceased bodybuilder)
Bronson Pinchot (Actor)
Jeremy Pivan (Actor)
The Better Call Saul guy
Gordon Ramsey (chef)
Jamie Raskin (Politician )
Cliff Robertson (Deceased Actor)
Wayne Rooney (athlete)
Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs)
David Lee Roth (Singer)
Rob Schneider (Comedian)
Dwight Schultz (A-Team)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Body Builder)
Erich Segal (Love Story writer)
Gene Simmons (KISS)
Richard Simmons (Exercise guy)
Gary Sinise (Actor)
Christian Slater (Actor)
Both Smothers Brothers (Comedians)
Kevin Spacey (Actor)
David Spade (Comedian who isn't funny)
Steven Spielberg (Director)
Bruce Springsteen (Singer)
Paul Stanley (KISS)
Oliver Stone (Director)
Roger Stone (criminal political advisor)
Justin Theroux (Actor)
Randy Travis(Singer)
Donald Trump (Asshole)
Vince Vaughn(Actor)
Patrick Warburton (Athlete)
Ed Westwick (Politician)
Barry Williams (Brady Bunch)
Robin Williams (Deceased Actor)
Patrick Wilson (Actor)
Bradley Whitford (Actor)
Ian Ziering (Actor)

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Our little pretend soldier boy is upset that he did not make the list.

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