Apologies for "Mad" Bill Pal m er's annoying usenet behaviour.

cehvron

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Oct 26, 2003, 1:10:29 AM10/26/03

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> I would like to take the time to apologise for any annoying
> messages you may have received from Mad Bill Pal m er

I would like to take the time to apologize for Dr. Primeau's 1992 conviction
for aggravated sexual assault on a minor.

Please forgive him.

ceniza

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Oct 26, 2003, 8:34:51 AM10/26/03

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you are a saint.

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SzaszFan

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Oct 26, 2003, 11:08:43 PM10/26/03

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"ceniza" <cen...@newmessages.org> wrote in message news:<vpnjora...@corp.supernews.com>...
> you are a saint.

I wish I had even a tenth of Cehvron's moral character.

Timmo

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Oct 26, 2003, 11:31:51 PM10/26/03

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I wish you duffi would get off of alt.banjo.

Timmo
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Chance Hopkins

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Oct 26, 2003, 11:54:56 PM10/26/03

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don't forget the links guys, don't want to leave anyone out of the cure for hairloss

http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/
http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/shellgame/
http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/askernie/

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Bloodfart

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Oct 27, 2003, 2:08:45 AM10/27/03

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"Chance Hopkins" <chance_hopkinsNO_V...@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> don't forget the links guys, don't want to leave anyone out of the cure
for hairloss
>
> http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/
> http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/shellgame/
> http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/askernie/
>

Gotta spread the word.

SzaszFan

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Oct 28, 2003, 8:20:06 AM10/28/03

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"Chance Hopkins" <chance_hopkinsNO_V...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<3f9ca...@newspeer2.tds.net>...

> don't forget the links guys, don't want to leave anyone out of the cure for hairloss
>
> http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/
> http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/shellgame/
> http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/askernie/

What the hey, here's a repost of the Ernie webring - there's a
world of on-line research one can do into the accomplishments of the
Ernest J. Primeau research "think tank" (which is actually a converted
splat toilet full of semen).

Time for an Ernie WebRing reprint:

**** Ernest J. Primeau Web Ring v.2.5 *******

Archival History of "The Hair Loss Solution"

* http://www.geocities.com/erniespage
* http://web.archive.org/web/20010410195030/
http://www.usmerchant.com/hairloss/1073.asp

Objective Analysis of "The Hair Loss Solution":

* http://axlrools.freeservers.com/whats_new.html
* http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/shellgame
* http://www.hairquackery.com/hairquackery/hairscientificclaims/

Get rid of Ernie:

* http://www.geocities.com/byebyeernie

For your amusement:

* http://www.geocities.com/erniespage/askernie
* http://pluckandgo.0catch.com/New%20index.html
* http://www.angelfire.com/freak2/erniespets/mypets.html

**** How ugly is Ernie? Rate him on:

------------> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZOZRLO&key=JDU
------------> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KZBZSUE&key=EPP

Annotated Reference List for the "Caramel Cure"

------------>http://groups.google.com/groups?q=ernest+primeau+caramel&hl=en&
lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm=698-3AEB2360-44%40storefull-166.iap.bryant.webtv.
net&rnum=4

"One method that i used before the hair became to short was to take
about a dozen caramel candies,melt them down and when they had
cooled,make ball,I would roll it around on my arms and legs.The hair
would stick to it and ease out.One advantage is that you can use
benzocaine on the area to dull the nerves.Ernie"

------------>http://www.953info.com/ntsgr/guestrep.html

"No Gain with Rogaine? Have you tried melted caramel candy and a pair
of tweezers? Ernest Primeau has and claims he's been growing hair ever
since!"

------------>http://groups.google.com/groups?q=ernest+primeau&hl=en&lr=&ie=U
TF-8&oe=UTF-8&as_drrb=b&as_mind=12&as_minm=5&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=27&as_maxm
=6&as_maxy=1997&selm=bosco-2910962218280001%40d60.netgate.net&rnum=1

"Such creative silliness is increasingly becoming staple for
television. For instance, inventor Ernest Primeau, who claims baldness
can be cured through the use of melted caramel chocolate, registered
with a Reseda, Calif., talk show database registry."