Re: NOMINATION: K Wills for Unabomber Surprise

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" Ï M Poster" wrote:
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> Checkmate, in <news:648sb6....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what kensi said:
>>>
>>>> What does your deceptive clam have to do with OS/2, Ko0ky Wills?
>>>>
>>>
>>> What's a "deceptive clam"?
>>
>> That'd be the one who said she loved you, took your money, then ran
>> off with the guy she *really* loved, turning you into the gayest gay
>> since Liberace and causing you to melt down for months.
>
> √
>
> Hot damn, that's one bad clam.


pandora knows how to knit one and pearl two

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First, check out what Ï M Poster said:


>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>
> > Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> >
> > Checkmate, in <news:648sb6....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
> >
> > > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > > Checkmate!
> > >
> > > First, check out what kensi said:
> > >
> > >> What does your deceptive clam have to do with OS/2, Ko0ky Wills?
> > >>
> > >
> > > What's a "deceptive clam"?
> >
> > That'd be the one who said she loved you, took your money, then ran
> > off with the guy she *really* loved, turning you into the gayest gay
> > since Liberace and causing you to melt down for months.
>

> v

>
> Hot damn, that's one bad clam.
>

He hasn't even figured out how I trolled him into that one.

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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Ï M Poster said:
>
>
>>
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
>> <FN...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:
>>
>>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>
>>> Checkmate, in <news:648sb6....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:
>>>
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>>
>>>> First, check out what kensi said:
>>>>
>>>>> What does your deceptive clam have to do with OS/2, Ko0ky Wills?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What's a "deceptive clam"?
>>>
>>> That'd be the one who said she loved you, took your money, then ran
>>> off with the guy she *really* loved, turning you into the gayest gay
>>> since Liberace and causing you to melt down for months.
>>
>> v
>>
>> Hot damn, that's one bad clam.
>>
>
> He hasn't even figured out how I trolled him into that one.

nor does he care