Bandit the penis needs a brain transplant

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It chews on it's owner and the right hand, it complains about it's vertical slit face, it thinks it needs tobecome and indipendent animal, and it does care about it's own hygene but goes on rants of how it is shped like a fire hydrant. I think it needs a brain transplant so it will becime smart and stop doing those things.

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This is bandit

(') ---Oh why do I have a slit?
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(') ---I am sick of the right hand!
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(') ---My owner is a psycho!
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(') --I have the DNA to be human
|-| --but it's X'd out!


(') -nymnymnymnymnymnymnymnym
|-| --(Bandit attacking another part)


(') -I am a rectangle!
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