Buffy's Swearing Keyboard
Bob Smith
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Tee Hee
Bob
cathie
at another newsgroup where I just got 'in trouble' for swearing...I
said...(ready for it) .........wanker.....
"Bob Smith" <no...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
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Bob Smith
"cathie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote in message
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> Tee hee hee ok that was funny...silly but funny. Going to have to share it
> at another newsgroup where I just got 'in trouble' for swearing...I
> said...(ready for it) .........wanker.....
>
>
>
>
What is the profanity policy in this NG? I know the WHSmugnet have been
giving people a hard time in this group.
Bob
Simon Jones
> What is the profanity policy in this NG? I know the WHSmugnet have been
> giving people a hard time in this group.
Considering the regularity of the word 'cunt' in postings (mostly by Mr
Duffey), I think our profanity policy is pretty loose....
John, do some stats on who swears the most.
smj
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Alex
wrote:
We say:
If you swear you can fuck right off with all the other arseholes. We
would never be caught swearing. Fuck no.
Alex
Aidan Brack
wrote:
>> What is the profanity policy in this NG? I know the WHSmugnet have been
>> giving people a hard time in this group.
>
>Considering the regularity of the word 'cunt' in postings (mostly by Mr
>Duffey), I think our profanity policy is pretty loose....
>
>John, do some stats on who swears the most.
What's annoying is that I had the words "cunt" and "titwank" sorted
for September-January and therefore after getting cut off my rankings
have presumably slipped rapidly. Rather sad really.
Aidan.
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, Bob Smith <no...@nowhere.com> put finger to keyboard and
produced the following;
>
>"cathie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote in message
>news:MCzx8.31614$Bp3.1...@news20.bellglobal.com...
>> Tee hee hee ok that was funny...silly but funny. Going to have to share it
>> at another newsgroup where I just got 'in trouble' for swearing...I
>> said...(ready for it) .........wanker.....
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>What is the profanity policy in this NG?
We each have our personal views. I disapprove of profanity, not because
it offends me but because of the ignorance it *usually* indicates. ;-}
<waits>
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John Duffey
@news20.bellglobal.com:
> I said...(ready for it) .........wanker.....
Well done Cathie..
Just add a few extras (For preferance, fuckweasel, cuntmuncher, arseburger
and furcandle) here and there and you'll be away!
John
John Duffey
@NewsReader:
> What is the profanity policy in this NG?
Well, the only swear word we're allowed to use is the word "Cunt".
Actually, it's not. I just think that that's the one we should use most
often.
But be careful; my nine year old daughter could be reading the group.
John
Aidan Brack
>> I said...(ready for it) .........wanker.....
>
>Well done Cathie..
>
>Just add a few extras (For preferance, fuckweasel, cuntmuncher, arseburger
>and furcandle) here and there and you'll be away!
furcandle is a swearword? Fuckmonkeys! I gotta update my vocabulary
again. Weaselwanker's a good-un tho. :D
Aidan.
John Duffey
98317.news.dfncis.de:
> John, do some stats on who swears the most.
I did one of those a few months / years back.. Let's have a quick google..
(I will do a fresh one when I get back to Manchester and have access to my
backlog)
In the meantime..
http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?hl=en&safe=off&selm=4a67bb7772jduffey%
40freeuk.com
There we go...
John
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Sorry can't find the appropriate thread
Simon Jones
> Just add a few extras (For preferance, fuckweasel, cuntmuncher, arseburger
> and furcandle) here and there and you'll be away!
Can I add fuckass?
smj
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John Duffey
98317.news.dfncis.de:
> Can I add fuckass?
Yes you can.
I will also add "cuntduster"[1], even though it's your word.
John.
[1] Note to Americans and other aliens - it's a euphamism for a moustache.
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In article <rHAx8.4433$oK4.29639@NewsReader>,
Bob Smith <no...@nowhere.com> wrote:
> What is the profanity policy in this NG?
Our profanity policy is to say "fuck off, you cunt" to
people who tell us not to swear.
VinceH
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Tony Naggs
>
>What is the profanity policy in this NG?
There is no requirement to swear or be profane, unless discussing
Channel 4's scheduling of Babylon 5
>I know the WHSmugnet have been
>giving people a hard time in this group.
WHSmugnet may need knee capping, ahem, educating with a cluebat,
(Aluminium has a nice weight for this kind of thing.) This is not a
kiddies chatroom; children using the Internet should have some
supervision - just as you would keep an eye on which magazines a child
looks at in a newsagent or people (s)he talks to a playground. Hearing
bad words does not make a child bad.
Tony
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Moyra J. Bligh
wrote:
>
>"Bob Smith" <no...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
>news:rHAx8.4433$oK4.29639@NewsReader...
>> What is the profanity policy in this NG? I know the WHSmugnet have been
>> giving people a hard time in this group.
>
>Considering the regularity of the word 'cunt' in postings (mostly by Mr
>Duffey), I think our profanity policy is pretty loose....
Loose. Loose? Fuck it's actively encouraged around here.
>John, do some stats on who swears the most.
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> On Wed, 24 Apr 2002 17:52:53 +0100, "Simon Jones" <s.j...@uea.ac.uk>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Bob Smith" <no...@nowhere.com> wrote in message
> >news:rHAx8.4433$oK4.29639@NewsReader...
> >> What is the profanity policy in this NG? I know the WHSmugnet have
been
> >> giving people a hard time in this group.
> >
> >Considering the regularity of the word 'cunt' in postings (mostly by Mr
> >Duffey), I think our profanity policy is pretty loose....
>
> Loose. Loose? Fuck it's actively encouraged around here.
Are you referring to the people who proposition Jess. ;-)
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Bob Smith
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Yes, profanity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers...
Bob
Stormbringer
Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> writes
My god, time drags.
I could have sworn she'd be about 28 by now...
>>-8> @_. v2.5
** Storm **
"..but nobody knows you here.
It's only people that know you that want to kill you.."
Steve Brooks
"Stormbringer wrote
> John Duffey writes
> >But be careful; my nine year old daughter could be reading the group.
> >
>
> My god, time drags.
>
> I could have sworn she'd be about 28 by now...
Her birthday is Feb 29th.
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Steve Brooks
"John Duffey wrote
> "Simon Jones wrote
>
> > Can I add fuckass?
>
> Yes you can.
>
> I will also add "cuntduster"[1], even though it's your word.
>
> John.
>
> [1] Note to Americans and other aliens - it's a euphamism for a moustache.
Do we allow words like 'euphemism'? Especially if people are going to use
them in ways that contradict their official definitions?
--
SB
Steve Brooks
"Simon Jones wrote
> "John Duffey wrote
> > Just add a few extras (For preferance, fuckweasel, cuntmuncher,
arseburger
> > and furcandle) here and there and you'll be away!
>
> Can I add fuckass?
I find 'shit-for-brains' quite useful.
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Aidan Brack
<Ch...@adjective-army.com> wrote:
>>> Tee hee hee ok that was funny...silly but funny. Going to have to share it
>>> at another newsgroup where I just got 'in trouble' for swearing...I
>>> said...(ready for it) .........wanker.....
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>What is the profanity policy in this NG?
>
>We each have our personal views. I disapprove of profanity, not because
>it offends me but because of the ignorance it *usually* indicates. ;-}
My stance on most days is that it's a pathetic attempt at postmodern
revisionism in a neo-thatcherite atmosphere caused by the degredation
of the student-aged personage after the collapse of the student grants
system in the early 90s. Occassionally however it's fuck anyone who
tries to impose their views on me.
Recently it's the latter.
Profanity is great at times - while it does display ignorance to some
degree, I think it can be very humourous at points. At some point
remind me and I'll put a great sound file on my webserver that will
prove this to all you cynics.
I should also point out that off this group I hardly ever swear.
Except when I told my classics lecturer to fuck off. That wasn't good.
:S
Aidan.
Aidan Brack
wrote:
I never said it was WHSmithnet who stopped me. It's against the rules
of a certain German webserver that I grab the newsgroup from to use
swearwords. However, I am being rebellious by repeatedly stating "fuck
the fucking fuckers". :)
Aidan.
frothie
cathie (my profanity vocabulary is growing thanks to this NG)
"John Duffey" <jdu...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
frothie
cathie
"Alex" <alex...@virginSPAMBLOCK.net> wrote in message
frothie
humour..yup you folks are from the UK alright lol
cathie
"The Arcane Chas" <Ch...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message
Aidan Brack
<st...@SPAMCORK.farscape.cx> wrote:
>>> What is the profanity policy in this NG?
>>
>>Well, the only swear word we're allowed to use is the word "Cunt".
>>
>>Actually, it's not. I just think that that's the one we should use most
>>often.
>>
>>But be careful; my nine year old daughter could be reading the group.
>>
>
>My god, time drags.
>
>I could have sworn she'd be about 28 by now...
She's still nine and living in a bedsit in Bromley with two former
Conservative MPs and a dog called Colin selling her body on the street
and shooting all manner of drugs into herself in the hope of
alleviating the stress of her dull life. She got busted for
infant-kidnapping a few weeks ago.
And all because we said "fuck" on this newsgroup.
Aidan (feeling guilty now).
Steve Brooks
"Aidan Brack wrote
> At some point
> remind me and I'll put a great sound file on my webserver that will
> prove this to all you cynics.
Cynics on the group? I *don't believe* it...
--
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Steve Brooks
"Aidan Brack wrote
<snip>
> I never said it was WHSmithnet who stopped me. It's against the rules
> of a certain German webserver that I grab the newsgroup from to use
> swearwords. However, I am being rebellious by repeatedly stating "fuck
> the fucking fuckers". :)
I use the same news server - and I don't recall any prohibition on
expletives.. Maybe I should have read the FAQ/ service conditions.
--
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In article <bmm9svAz...@adjective-army.com>,
The Arcane Chas <Ch...@adjective-army.com> wrote:
> We each have our personal views. I disapprove of profanity,
> not because it offends me but because of the ignorance it
> *usually* indicates. ;-}
> <waits>
I fucking well love irony. That's why I'm such a foul
mouthed bastard. 8-)
VinceH
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In article <Xns91FADC4F9F3BB...@195.129.110.131>,
John Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> wrote:
> "Simon Jones" <s.j...@uea.ac.uk> wrote in
> news:aa6nvp$80411$1@ID- 98317.news.dfncis.de:
> > John, do some stats on who swears the most.
> I did one of those a few months / years back.. Let's have a
> quick google..
> (I will do a fresh one when I get back to Manchester and have
> access to my backlog)
> In the meantime..
...another quick google suggests the following for the
last twelve months:
The word... Has been uttered...
Bastard 179
Bollocks 148
Cunt 73
Fuck 299
Shit 234
Toss 52
Wank 20
...times
Overall, given the amount of posts that go through
this group over the course of a year, I think that's
pretty damned tame. While we are clearly a bunch of
fuckers, it's still less than one fuck per day, with
even less shits. Are we constipated, or what?
I only included toss and wank because I like calling
people toss arse wank stains (though I don't think I've
called anyone that for a while).
Bollocks, I didn't look for arse. Arse is always worth
keeping an eye out for. Oh well.
VinceH
* They may be interesting, but the facts really are irrelevant.
Stormbringer
<fro...@firehousemail.com> writes
>Fur candle? arse burger? lol......not sure I want definitions...
>
>cathie (my profanity vocabulary is growing thanks to this NG)
>
You know, you really should read the FAQ before something bad happens.
>>-8> @_. v2.5
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"I think it's meant to anchor ships in a heavy storm."
Stormbringer
reply-to" <spa...@softrock.co.uk> writes
No, it's just the Google is very mood-orientatedly selective.
Scunthorpe.
Aidan Brack
Does that include when it's cleverly run together in a word like
cuntwank or bollockstosser? Because I know there were three posts with
Jess when I ran them a bunch of swear words together. I also quoted.
:D
Aidan.
Aidan Brack
Oh well. :D Rules are there to be broken, right?
Aidan
John Duffey
@news20.bellglobal.com:
> This bunch is quite the comedy group...
Forgive my art
On bended knees
I do confess
I seek to please.
(Kudos to anyone who gets that quote)
> I like this warped and twisted humour..yup you folks are
> from the UK alright lol
Er, yes. From that can we asume that you aren't?
Never mind, we can't all be perfect... <g>
John
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In article <3cc82cf...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
Stop talking such fucking bollocks, you twat.
VinceH
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In article <UbAWnSBe...@ubik.demon.co.uk>,
Tony Naggs <a...@ubik.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> just as you would keep an eye on which magazines a child looks
> at in a newsagent
That's one fucking tall child if you need to worry about
that!
> or people (s)he talks to a playground.
Yeah. Don't trust teachers or dinner ladies. Perverts,
the lot of them.
<thinks back>
There were one or two rather nice teachers when I were a
lad. My Geography teacher in particular. She could have
corrupted me any time. I wouldn't have complained...
</>
> Hearing bad words does not make a child bad.
They do if said by a hypnotist.
VinceH
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In article <aa7fia$8hm0o$1...@ID-98317.news.dfncis.de>,
Simon Jones <s.j...@uea.ac.uk> wrote:
> "John Duffey" <jdu...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns91FADB2358E1F...@195.129.110.131...
> > Just add a few extras (For preferance, fuckweasel,
> > cuntmuncher, arseburger and furcandle) here and there and
> > you'll be away!
> Can I add fuckass?
If you follow that that with something like "spunk
puddle" I'll sue you for copyright infringement on the
grounds of passing off, wrt my favorite insult, "toss
arse wank stain".
Actually, "fuck ass spunk puddle" does sound quite a
good one now that I think of it. If I don't sue you
for copyright infringement, can I nick it? <g>
VinceH
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John Duffey
news:aa9ad2$8tkj8$3...@ID-109455.news.dfncis.de:
> Do we allow words like 'euphemism'?
Probably not.
> Especially if people are going to use them in ways that contradict their
> official definitions?
Am I being stupid again Steve?
According to my dictionary here (which concurs with my personal
understanding of the word) is "To substitute an inoffensive word for one
considered offensively explicit".
There's nothing at all offensive (to me anyway) about the term
"cuntduster", however, there are a number of ghastly and horrendous images
counjoured when picturing a moustache on someone.[1]
John
[1] Especially if that someone is Jess.
John Duffey
@news20.bellglobal.com:
> Fur candle? arse burger? lol......not sure I want definitions...
>
> cathie (my profanity vocabulary is growing thanks to this NG)
Well, originally they should have been "Arsecandle" (I'm not sure who
introduced me to this term, but I have the sneaking suspicion that it was
VinceH or Stormy) and "Furburger", but my frequent cock-ups of
communication resulted in them becoming slightly spoonerised.
I'm not entirely sure what is involved with the practice of arsecandlery,
but I have a notion that it might be quite painful if carried to it's
logical conclusion...
John
The Arcane Chas
serious contemplation, Steve Brooks <IDontHave...@hotmail.com> put
finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>
Tell us who they are and we'll get 'em for you. ;-}
The Arcane Chas
contemplation, Bob Smith <no...@nowhere.com> put finger to keyboard and
produced the following;
>"The Arcane Chas" <Ch...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message
>news:bmm9svAz...@adjective-army.com...
>>
>> We each have our personal views. I disapprove of profanity, not because
>> it offends me but because of the ignorance it *usually* indicates. ;-}
>>
>> <waits>
>>
The Arcane Chas
after serious contemplation, frothie <fro...@firehousemail.com> put
finger to keyboard and produced the following;
>humour..yup you folks are from the UK alright lol
Correct in almost every respect.
However, please note the correct position for your future replies (if
any).
>"The Arcane Chas" <Ch...@adjective-army.com> wrote in message
>> We each have our personal views. I disapprove of profanity, not because
>> it offends me but because of the ignorance it *usually* indicates. ;-}
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Alex
<spa...@softrock.co.uk> wrote:
>
>In article <UbAWnSBe...@ubik.demon.co.uk>,
> Tony Naggs <a...@ubik.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> just as you would keep an eye on which magazines a child looks
>> at in a newsagent
>
>That's one fucking tall child if you need to worry about
>that!
>
>> or people (s)he talks to a playground.
>
>Yeah. Don't trust teachers or dinner ladies. Perverts,
>the lot of them.
>
Speaking of which:
Jess, would you like to come and look at my kittens?
Alex
Alex
>"Simon Jones" <s.j...@uea.ac.uk> wrote in news:aa7fia$8hm0o$1@ID-
>98317.news.dfncis.de:
>
>> Can I add fuckass?
>
>Yes you can.
>
>I will also add "cuntduster"[1], even though it's your word.
>
>John.
>
>[1] Note to Americans and other aliens - it's a euphamism for a moustache.
And here I was thinking of little planes buzzing round.
Alex
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In article <3cc84a0e...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
Aidan Brack <aidan...@whsmithnet.co.uk> wrote:
[a google of profanities]
> Does that include when it's cleverly run together in a word
> like cuntwank or bollockstosser? Because I know there were
> three posts with Jess when I ran them a bunch of swear words
> together. I also quoted.
> :D
Dunno - I didn't actually look at any of the articles
found, only the line near the top which said how many.
This, funnily enough, is why I referred to it as a
"quick google" - the operative word being "cuntgas"
^^^^^
Interesting point, though - I'm sure I must have used
the word fuckwit at least once, so if it *does* only
search for whole words, then there could be more
fuckers than I thought.
And conversly, of course, if it doesn't then Stormy
has made the valid point that there could be even less
cunts hereabouts than I previously thought.
VinceH
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In article <Xns91FBC72DE2BAB...@195.129.110.131>,
John Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> wrote:
> "frothie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote in
> news:25Wx8.93859$Bp3.2422670 @news20.bellglobal.com:
> > This bunch is quite the comedy group...
> Forgive my art
> On bended knees
> I do confess
> I seek to please.
> (Kudos to anyone who gets that quote)
It's what Drusilla was saying to me last night.
Just before Lyta psyched her out of the way.
VinceH
* I could almost feel sorry... but I could be wrong.
John Duffey
news:4b2ceb10...@softrock.co.uk:
>> Forgive my art
>> On bended knees
>> I do confess
>> I seek to please.
>
>> (Kudos to anyone who gets that quote)
>
> It's what Drusilla was saying to me last night.
>
> Just before Lyta psyched her out of the way.
Well, I must say that I've never dreamed that, so I'm afraid Vince, I can't
give you the kudos for it.
I might contemplate dreaming about in the future though. If I can ever get
Andrea Corr to stop forcing[1] me to fuck her doggy style for long enough,
that is...
John
[1] Well... She doesn't exactly force me. Generally I'm only too pleased
with the arrangement...
Simon Jones
"It's real, but use reply-to" <spa...@softrock.co.uk> wrote in message
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> the operative word being "cuntgas"
That a Mexican dish?
smj
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Simon Jones
> Stop talking such fucking bollocks, you twat.
Shut it, you cunt-faced fuckass.
smj
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Simon Jones
"Aidan Brack" <aidan...@whsmithnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I never said it was WHSmithnet who stopped me. It's against the rules
> of a certain German webserver that I grab the newsgroup from to use
> swearwords. However, I am being rebellious by repeatedly stating "fuck
> the fucking fuckers". :)
Is that the one I recommended?
'Cos if so, it's the same server that a whole load of us use.
Oops. :)
smj, who evidently doesn't read Terms And Conditions quite as he should.
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Simon Jones
> > Can I add fuckass?
> If you follow that that with something like "spunk
> puddle" I'll sue you for copyright infringement on the
> grounds of passing off, wrt my favorite insult, "toss
> arse wank stain".
>
> Actually, "fuck ass spunk puddle" does sound quite a
> good one now that I think of it. If I don't sue you
> for copyright infringement, can I nick it? <g>
Go for it, you wanker!
smj
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Aidan Brack
wrote:
>
>"Aidan Brack" <aidan...@whsmithnet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:3cc82dc...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
>> I never said it was WHSmithnet who stopped me. It's against the rules
>> of a certain German webserver that I grab the newsgroup from to use
>> swearwords. However, I am being rebellious by repeatedly stating "fuck
>> the fucking fuckers". :)
>
>Is that the one I recommended?
>
>'Cos if so, it's the same server that a whole load of us use.
>
>Oops. :)
I could be wrong. I could have confused it with the T&C of another
page I was reading minutes afterwards. Oh well. :)
Aidan
Stormbringer
Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> writes
At least one instance where the phrase "burning the candle at both ends"
is entirely inappropriate. Unless it's a very long candle, I s'pose...
The word arsecandle, goes hand in hand with its brother in profanity;
fucknut.
>>-8> @_. v2.5
** Storm **
"Have, have I ever told you about the old country? Beautiful.
And the songs! Oh, songs so sweet they'll melt your face..."
Stormbringer
Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> writes
>"It's real, but use reply-to" <spa...@softrock.co.uk> wrote in
>news:4b2ceb10...@softrock.co.uk:
>
>>> Forgive my art
>>> On bended knees
>>> I do confess
>>> I seek to please.
>>
>>> (Kudos to anyone who gets that quote)
>>
>> It's what Drusilla was saying to me last night.
>>
>> Just before Lyta psyched her out of the way.
>
>Well, I must say that I've never dreamed that, so I'm afraid Vince, I can't
>give you the kudos for it.
>
>I might contemplate dreaming about in the future though. If I can ever get
>Andrea Corr to stop forcing[1] me to fuck her doggy style for long enough,
>that is...
>
Don't worry, you'll get bored of her in a few months' time.
Bob Smith
Maybe it is only German swearwords?
eg. scheisse, cuntengassen, farten, bollocken
There you go, quote that and see what happens.
Bob
Bob Smith
"Steve Brooks" <IDontHave...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:aa9ad2$8tkj8$2...@ID-109455.news.dfncis.de...
>
> "Simon Jones wrote
> > "John Duffey wrote
>
> > > Just add a few extras (For preferance, fuckweasel, cuntmuncher,
> arseburger
> > > and furcandle) here and there and you'll be away!
> >
> > Can I add fuckass?
>
>
> --
> SB
>
How about this one:
you: Is your name brains?
tosser: Yes
you: First name shitfer?
Bob
Bob Smith
> "Steve Brooks" <IDontHave...@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:aa9ad2$8tkj8$3...@ID-109455.news.dfncis.de:
>
> > Do we allow words like 'euphemism'?
>
> Probably not.
>
Looks like we are going to have to use another word for 'euphemism'
Bob
Bob Smith
Especially then the hot wax drips...
Bob
John Duffey
news:rhU1iJrpHQy8Ew$Z...@stormy.demon.co.uk:
>>I might contemplate dreaming about in the future though. If I can ever
>>get Andrea Corr to stop forcing[1] me to fuck her doggy style for long
>>enough, that is...
>>
>
> Don't worry, you'll get bored of her in a few months' time.
>
That's what I told myself about two years ago when she first started
invading my dreams.
I reckon next time I should try one of those lucid dream things.
That way I can give 'er a slap and say "Oi! Corr! No!"
John
Thurstan R. McDougle
Apparently the reverse is dysphemism according to the Merriam-Webster
collegate Thesaurus
http://www.britannica.com/thesaurus?book=Thesaurus&va=euphemism
http://www.britannica.com/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=dysphemism
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Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> writes
I just don't understand how she got out of the wardrobe... :(
>>-8> @_. v2.5
** Storm **
"I am the wolfman,
a huge rancid dog travelling at 5000 miles per hour"
frothie
"Stormbringer" <st...@SPAMCORK.farscape.cx> wrote in message
> You know, you really should read the FAQ before something bad happens.
OK I just read it...am I safe now? Or is there a test to make sure I
understood everything?
cathie (watching for storms out the window)
frothie
"John Duffey" <jdu...@freeuk.com> wrote in message
> (Kudos to anyone who gets that quote)
ummm no idea...
> Er, yes. From that can we asume that you aren't?
Nope, I'm from Canada, which isn't as bad as being further south. ;) But I
grew up watching all the british comedies, does that count for anything?
> Never mind, we can't all be perfect... <g>
Nah we Canadians don't have the balls to try & be perfect...wait I don't
have any balls at all...oh that's cuz I'm a female...lol...oh boy need my
coffee
Stormbringer
<fro...@firehousemail.com> writes
>
>"Stormbringer" <st...@SPAMCORK.farscape.cx> wrote in message
>
>> You know, you really should read the FAQ before something bad happens.
>
>OK I just read it...am I safe now? Or is there a test to make sure I
>understood everything?
>
I believe you may have just passed it.
Steve Brooks
"Thurstan R. McDougle wrote
<snip>
> Apparently the reverse is dysphemism according to the Merriam-Webster
> collegate Thesaurus
>
> http://www.britannica.com/thesaurus?book=Thesaurus&va=euphemism
>
> http://www.britannica.com/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=dysphemism
Wonderful. A word I've needed for years. Thanks.
--
SB
Steve Brooks
"John Duffey wrote
> "Steve Brooks wrote
>
> > Do we allow words like 'euphemism'?
>
> Probably not.
>
> > official definitions?
>
> Am I being stupid again Steve?
>
> According to my dictionary here (which concurs with my personal
> understanding of the word) is "To substitute an inoffensive word for one
> considered offensively explicit".
>
> There's nothing at all offensive (to me anyway) about the term
> "cuntduster", however, there are a number of ghastly and horrendous images
> counjoured when picturing a moustache on someone.[1]
Ah I see. I didn't understand because I do not share your morbid fear of
facial hair.
--
SB
Steve Brooks
"Aidan Brack wrote
> Steve Brooks
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >> I never said it was WHSmithnet who stopped me. It's against the rules
> >> of a certain German webserver that I grab the newsgroup from to use
> >> swearwords. However, I am being rebellious by repeatedly stating "fuck
> >> the fucking fuckers". :)
> >
> >I use the same news server - and I don't recall any prohibition on
> >expletives.. Maybe I should have read the FAQ/ service conditions.
>
> Oh well. :D Rules are there to be broken, right?
As a rule...
--
SB
Steve Brooks
"John Duffey wrote
<snip>
> I might contemplate dreaming about in the future though. If I can ever get
> Andrea Corr to stop forcing[1] me to fuck her doggy style for long enough,
> that is...
You realise if that stops her singing it counts as a service to the
community.
--
SB
Steve Brooks
"John Duffey wrote
> "frothie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote
>
> > Fur candle? arse burger? lol......not sure I want definitions...
> >
> > cathie (my profanity vocabulary is growing thanks to this NG)
>
> Well, originally they should have been "Arsecandle" (I'm not sure who
> introduced me to this term, but I have the sneaking suspicion that it was
> VinceH or Stormy) and "Furburger", but my frequent cock-ups of
> communication resulted in them becoming slightly spoonerised.
>
> I'm not entirely sure what is involved with the practice of arsecandlery,
> but I have a notion that it might be quite painful if carried to it's
> logical conclusion...
Wasn't 'arseburger' a term used by Eric Feeble's boss?
--
SB
Steve Brooks
"frothie" wrote
> "Stormbringer wrote in message
>
> > You know, you really should read the FAQ before something bad happens.
>
> OK I just read it...am I safe now? Or is there a test to make sure I
> understood everything?
Of course there's a test..
1) Green or purple?
--
SB
Simon Jones
"frothie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote in message
news:_cdy8.18166$h02.3...@news20.bellglobal.com...
> Nah we Canadians don't have the balls to try & be perfect...wait I don't
> have any balls at all...oh that's cuz I'm a female...
Discover something new every day....
smj
--
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sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
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Bob Smith
news:aabtn2$9jhol$1...@ID-109455.news.dfncis.de...
Gorilla!
Bob
Deathwalker
>
> > Do we allow words like 'euphemism'?
>
> Probably not.
>
> > Especially if people are going to use them in ways that contradict their
> > official definitions?
>
> Am I being stupid again Steve?
>
> According to my dictionary here (which concurs with my personal
> understanding of the word) is "To substitute an inoffensive word for one
> considered offensively explicit".
So you find moustache offensive but not cuntduster?
It's real, but use reply-to
In article <Xns91FBF26123A82...@195.129.110.130>,
John Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> wrote:
> "It's real, but use reply-to" <spa...@softrock.co.uk> wrote
> in news:4b2ceb10...@softrock.co.uk:
[...]
> I might contemplate dreaming about in the future though. If I
> can ever get Andrea Corr to stop forcing[1] me to fuck her
> doggy style for long enough, that is...
Yeah, she's something of a shagmuffin[1], too. I wouldn't
say no to a piece of that.
[1] Excuse me while I go into "fisherman" mode[2]...
Must be 14 or 15 years ago - girl that lived near
here, plain in a pretty way. She didn't go
overboard with makeup, didn't buy flashy clothes
with ever-shorter-than-the-last-one skirts, etc.
Number of other girls who did think that looking
like tarts was somehow attractive used to be a bit
mean to her, and one of the things they called her
was a "ragmuffin" or something like that. My
thoughts were "Well, I know who I'd rather shag"[3]
and thus that word popped in to say "hi!"
[2] Yet another story of [the] one that got away...
[3] I never did, though.
VinceH
* I wouldn't want to disappoint you by not disappointing you.
--
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Oh and there's also a crappy Windows95/98 version for 6.50ukp there, too.
It's real, but use reply-to
In article <gv8y8.3132$7R.8638@NewsReader>,
Bob Smith <no...@nowhere.com> wrote:
> > Probably not.
I was thinking about this last night... forgetting that
there *is* an appropriate word which means the oppo, I
concluded that I liked "oaphemism" as the word to use
- puns in the word, and all that.
The first silly ball of oaphemism would be sounding
something a little like 'oaf' - which could be taken by
the "people who swear are just ignorant fuckwits"
brigade as a nod in the direction that people who swear
are oafs. But it'd be an ironic nod.
The first silly ball of euphemism sounds vaguely like
yoof, see... while first three letters of oaphemism are
oap, clearly standing for old age prat.
And of course you could bastardise it as "up 'em-ism"
VinceH
* There's Politically Correct, and then there's Pathetically Careful.
The Arcane Chas
after serious contemplation, frothie <fro...@firehousemail.com> put
finger to keyboard and produced the following;
Looks like you reached shelter in the nick of time. ;-}
--
Cheers,
Chas.
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination".
Arthur Buse
<fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote:
>
>"Stormbringer" <st...@SPAMCORK.farscape.cx> wrote in message
>
>> You know, you really should read the FAQ before something bad happens.
>
>OK I just read it...am I safe now? Or is there a test to make sure I
>understood everything?
We usually ask new comer whether they prefer cats or hamsters; purple
or green.
If you watch the TV series, which is what this newsgroup is supposed
to be about — but rarely is — do you think the episode "Deconstruction
of Falling Stars" is excellent or excrement?
That is the episode with the "good facts" hologram of the crew and the
monk / ranger in the abbey.
(We then all disagree on what the correct answers are.)
Arthur.
--
The silent majority says:
frothie
news:aabtn2$9jhol$1...@ID-109455.news.dfncis.de...
>
> > Of course there's a test..
>
> 1) Green or purple?
Purple. :)
frothie
news:h7pjcuk6em0pecone...@4ax.com...
> We usually ask new comer whether they prefer cats or hamsters; purple
> or green.
Cats (got 4) and the correct answer is purple. :)
> If you watch the TV series,
Hell yeah I watched it...which wasn't easy. Over hear when all the epsiodes
were originally aired B5 hoped around stations and time zones often enough
to make one dizzy.
>do you think the episode "Deconstruction
> of Falling Stars" is excellent or excrement?
Ugh excrement! It was a blah blah blah blah episode...and it was the start
(I think) of Lochley....*worst captain in sci-fi ever*
cathie
frothie
Arthur Buse
Correct!
Steve Brooks
"frothie" wrote
> "Arthur Buse wrote
<snip>
> >do you think the episode "Deconstruction
> > of Falling Stars" is excellent or excrement?
>
> Ugh excrement! It was a blah blah blah blah episode...
Oooh!.. You were doing so well up there :-)
> and it was the start
> (I think) of Lochley....*worst captain in sci-fi ever*
Not quite. Not quite the start of Lochley that is..And now I feel a "Lochley
vs Janeway" thread coming on.
--
SB
Tony Naggs
>"frothie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote in news:25Wx8.93860$Bp3.2422584
>@news20.bellglobal.com:
>
>>
>> cathie (my profanity vocabulary is growing thanks to this NG)
>
>Well, originally they should have been "Arsecandle" (I'm not sure who
>introduced me to this term, but I have the sneaking suspicion that it was
>VinceH or Stormy)
The word was created by Chris Morris in one of his Channel 4 shows. It
quickly became used to describe Channel 4 in umtsb5 [1], I think in
connection with the shuffling around the schedules of B5 season 4. [2]
Most likely Shaun or myself bought it here, maybe in a cross-posted
warning of such a change.
Tony
1. uk.media.tv.sf.babylon5
2. The late evening uncut showing, and probably also in relation to Ch4
showing it on Sunday lunchtime when it needed to be butchered in the
first place.
--
"It's the sort of thing that happens. It's ... er ... magic."
Alex
It's real, but use reply-to
In article <kFwy8.87115$QR1.3...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
frothie <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote:
> "Arthur Buse" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:h7pjcuk6em0pecone...@4ax.com...
> >do you think the episode "Deconstruction of Falling Stars" is
> > excellent or excrement?
> Ugh excrement!
I don't like you.
VinceH
* Every silver lining has a cloud.
Mark Blunden
news:4b2de652...@softrock.co.uk...
>
> In article <kFwy8.87115$QR1.3...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> frothie <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote:
> > "Arthur Buse" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> > news:h7pjcuk6em0pecone...@4ax.com...
>
> > >do you think the episode "Deconstruction of Falling Stars" is
> > > excellent or excrement?
>
> > Ugh excrement!
>
> I don't like you.
But she has such good taste.
--
Mark.
mark.b...@ntlworld.com
* Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond
family
Stormbringer
reply-to" <spa...@softrock.co.uk> writes
>
>In article <kFwy8.87115$QR1.3...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> frothie <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote:
>> "Arthur Buse" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>> news:h7pjcuk6em0pecone...@4ax.com...
>
>> >do you think the episode "Deconstruction of Falling Stars" is
>> > excellent or excrement?
>
>> Ugh excrement!
>
>I don't like you.
>
...welcome to 99.9% of the population! :)
>>-8> @_. v2.5
** Storm **
"I don't think it's meant to be eaten, Jim."
"I think it's meant to anchor ships in a heavy storm."
Stormbringer
<a...@ubik.demon.co.uk> writes
>John Duffey <jdu...@freeuk.com> enlightened us thusly:
>>"frothie" <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote in news:25Wx8.93860$Bp3.2422584
>>@news20.bellglobal.com:
>>
>>> Fur candle? arse burger? lol......not sure I want definitions...
>>>
>>> cathie (my profanity vocabulary is growing thanks to this NG)
>>
>>Well, originally they should have been "Arsecandle" (I'm not sure who
>>introduced me to this term, but I have the sneaking suspicion that it was
>>VinceH or Stormy)
>
>The word was created by Chris Morris in one of his Channel 4 shows. It
>quickly became used to describe Channel 4 in umtsb5 [1], I think in
>connection with the shuffling around the schedules of B5 season 4. [2]
>Most likely Shaun or myself bought it here, maybe in a cross-posted
>warning of such a change.
>
Ooooh-hooh-hooh! Look at the self-inflated self-importance of the man!
"Most likely Shaun or myself brought it here".
Of course, it's totally unlikely anyone else could have "brought it
here", as we're all obviously lesser beings with no life outside usenet.
John Duffey
$Ox4.78...@news-text.cableinet.net:
> So you find moustache offensive but not cuntduster?
>
Well, not really..
Just said for comedy effect really... Like so many other things I post.
Mostly to no avail, but I tend to post these things anyway.
rjd, fresh from a weekend of not shagging Simon Jones.
Steve Brooks
"John Duffey wrote
<snip>
> rjd, fresh from a weekend of not shagging Simon Jones.
You and Jess have so much in common these days. It's amazing that she still
pretends not to want to have sex with you.
--
SB
John Duffey
> You and Jess have so much in common these days.
We've both got fabulous breasts? <g>
> It's amazing that she still pretends not to want to have sex with you.
You don't have to tell me twice about that one?
John
It's real, but use reply-to
In article <i3LXX+BWj8y8Ew$f...@stormy.demon.co.uk>,
Stormbringer <st...@SPAMCORK.farscape.cx> wrote:
> In article <4b2de652...@softrock.co.uk>, "It's real, but
> use reply-to" <spa...@softrock.co.uk> writes
> >In article <kFwy8.87115$QR1.3...@news20.bellglobal.com>,
> > frothie <fro...@firehousemail.com> wrote:
[...Of DoFS]
> >> Ugh excrement!
> >I don't like you.
> ...welcome to 99.9% of the population! :)
99.9% of the populace doesn't like her? Wow. They've
all just gone up a notch in my opinion. That could
almost put them as high on the scale as, say,
intolerable fuckwits. :-)
VinceH
* AddTags2 is the bestest random tag program in the westest.
Simon Jones
> > So you find moustache offensive but not cuntduster?
> Well, not really..
You haven't seen me with just a moustache yet, though.
> Just said for comedy effect really... Like so many other things I post.
>
> Mostly to no avail, but I tend to post these things anyway.
Such is life.
> rjd, fresh from a weekend of not shagging Simon Jones.
It was a good weekend of not shagging you, yes. Although I wouldn't have
minded shagging a few other people instead.
smj
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frothie
frothie
"Mark Blunden" <mark.blun...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> But she has such good taste.
Why thank you! :)