Unmerry Xmas Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
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> "Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in message
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>> > > > > John Mazor wrote:
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>> > > > > > Lady Pilot <Ladypi...@exciteME.com> wrote in message
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>> > > > > > > > gidget green <gidg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > Some guys will date anything; Deb for instance. Gigi
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > Using Carbon-14 equipment?
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Ahhh, thanks. I needed that! <g>
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > LP (I'm a lot younger than you)
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > You're damning yourself with faint praise there, Deb. Half
>> > > > > > the exhibits in the Air and Space Museum are younger than I
>> > > > > > am.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > You mis-spelled "Museum of Natural History", John. ;)
>> > > >
>> > > > Ao-o-o-o-oh! I nursed and mentored you in the subtle art of Web
>> > > > sarcasm, and this is how I am repaid?
>> > > >
>> > > > Of course! Just so, and well done, glasshoppah.
>> > > >
>> > > > For the record, I wasn't there when the wheel was invented, but I
>> > > > did help market it.
>> > > >
>> > > I hope you are coming with Craig and Kris for lunch tomorrow.....
>> > >
>> > > LP (having a few questions about 'glasshoppahs"
>> >
>> > I thought that was your favorite drink.
>> >
>> >
>> >....and barhoppas are her favorite dates.
>>
>>
> Telling another "Ralphie" are you?
>
> LP (Ralph-a-loonie.....the San Francisco treat)
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Stupid cunt
It was only a few weeks ago you were having a cybersex threesome with
Ralphie and Tarver
Bertie
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
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You know loonies.....give it another few weeks and it'll be right back to
how it was!
Limey Dave.
Bertie the Bunyip
Yep, it's amazing they way they change allegiances!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
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> "gidget green" <gidg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> Your latest plan to "trap" a man? -Gidget
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> No, they seem to fly right into my web with no problems. ;-)
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> LP
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Stupid cunt.
Bertie
Dirk Schmitt
Um, the point being?
Sem Aušnar - Eigi Eru Enn Allir Jomsvikingar Daušir
Est Sularis Oth Mithas
Ulfrikr inn Hrafn
Dirk Schmitt
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Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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> Heil Dave!
Wassup Dirkie?
>
> Um, the point being?
Good point!
Limey Dave.
Bertie the Bunyip
Excluding Ralphie, of course.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
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> "Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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>> Heil Dave!
>
> Wassup Dirkie?
Different Djirkie. It's a common nazi name, apparently.
Bertie
Dirk Schmitt
A good point indeed LOL... glad to see some of us can retain our senses of
humor :)
Sem Aušnar - Eigi Eru Enn Allir Jomsvikingar Daušir
Est Sularis Oth Mithas
Ulfrikr inn Hrafn
Dirk Schmitt
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http://www.homepages.ihug.com.au/~peloquin/index.html
"Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in message
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Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
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> > "Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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> >> Heil Dave!
> >
> > Wassup Dirkie?
>
> Different Djirkie. It's a common nazi name, apparently.
>
one of those......
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
changing personalities to bother with underwaer.
Limey dave.
Ralph Livingston
YEAH, personalities! Corporate Pilot? House Painter? Corporate Pilot?
House Painter? Bullshit Artist? House Painter? Lying sack of crap? House
Painter?
Tough decision, which one today? Oh well. :)
Limey Dave
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crap. They're the only ones from the above you have ever been good at.
You'll never make a corporate pilot so if you're looking to improve
yourself, shoot for house-painter.....but don't rush yourself.
Limey Dave.
Ralph Livingston
I don't paint houses, Lie-me, you do. Nice smoke screen though, you get 2
points out of a possible 100. As for piloting skills, you are talking out
of your ass, as usual. :)
Bertie the Bunyip
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>> "Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in
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>> > "Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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>> >> Heil Dave!
>> >
>> > Wassup Dirkie?
>>
>> Different Djirkie. It's a common nazi name, apparently.
>>
> Yeah, I know. The other one killfiled me a long time ago. This one's ok
> for one of those.....
Heard Karl Doenitz was a blast at a dinner party, too.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
You're obviously envy of the choices available, Ralphie.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Really?
Let's get a little tech debate going then, eh Ralphie? Why don't you start
with V1s?
Bertie
Dirk Schmitt
"Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in message
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| "Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
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| > "Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in
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| > > "Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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| > >> Heil Dave!
| > >
| > > Wassup Dirkie?
| >
| > Different Djirkie. It's a common nazi name, apparently.
| >
| Yeah, I know. The other one killfiled me a long time ago. This one's ok
for
| one of those......
Thankyou Dave... albeit if you are refering to me being "one of those" as
being of the NS persuasion... I beg to differ. If you are refering to "one
of those" as being of the Asatru persuasion, then indeed you are correct.
Bertie the Bunyip
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>| "Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
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>| > > "Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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>| > >> Heil Dave!
>| > >
>| > > Wassup Dirkie?
>| >
>| > Different Djirkie. It's a common nazi name, apparently.
>| >
>| Yeah, I know. The other one killfiled me a long time ago. This one's
>| ok for one of those......
>
> Thankyou Dave... albeit if you are refering to me being "one of those"
> as being of the NS persuasion... I beg to differ. If you are refering
> to "one of those" as being of the Asatru persuasion, then indeed you
> are correct.
>
hairsplitting. You're associatied with known rascists.
Bertie
Limey Dave
No Ralphie, I don't. If you want to believe the other numb-nuts here
curious, you'll look even stoopider than you usually do.
If you think I said anything about painting on the 'phone, you have a
hearing or comprehension deficiency too, not that this should come as a
surprise.
Nice smoke screen though, you get 2
> points out of a possible 100. As for piloting skills, you are talking out
> of your ass, as usual. :)
>
Yep, but I fly and get paid for it Ralphie, whereas you're so proud of
yourself for getting 6.5 hrs of X-country in over the weekend.
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahawahwahwahwahwahwhwa!
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
have too!
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
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> | "Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
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> | > > "Dirk Schmitt" <hr...@msn.com.au> wrote in message
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> | > >> Heil Dave!
> | > >
> | > > Wassup Dirkie?
> | >
> | > Different Djirkie. It's a common nazi name, apparently.
> | >
> | Yeah, I know. The other one killfiled me a long time ago. This one's ok
> for
> | one of those......
>
> Thankyou Dave... albeit if you are refering to me being "one of those" as
> being of the NS persuasion... I beg to differ. If you are refering to
"one
> of those" as being of the Asatru persuasion, then indeed you are correct.
>
Can't say I would know the difference. I know one of them has a special
newsgroup where the prominent poster immediately killfiles anyone who
doesn't agree with him. Hmmmmm.
Limey Dave.
Ralph Livingston
Sure Dave, whatever you say. Yeah, I got 6.5 over the weekend, I don't fly
for spending money, and I'd be happy to compare pay checks with you any
time, hero. OH, and do tell, what was your Xmas bonus like, my man? Did
you buy a new car with it?
You see, like many other small minded flight technicians, you seem to be
under the misimpression that your job makes you real special? I don't see
it that way at all. In my opinion, you claim to allegedly drive a high
dollar flying Limo, that's all. There is absolutely nothing Heroic about it
whatsoever.
So, in spite of your own narcissistic view on yourself, you're just a hired
hand who works for some other guy who actually has the money and the
airplanes. You provide a service, he pays you for same, no biggie.
Hell, I work for some other guys as well. But unlike YOU, I'm not a legend
in my own mind, and apparently wrestling with an asshole attitude like you,
Dave-O. Maybe you will grow up one day, but I doubt it will be anytime
soon, eh? :)
Bertie the Bunyip
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>> >> > .
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>> >> > > "Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
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Why should he break the habits of a lifetime?
Bertie
Dirk Schmitt
"Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in message
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Dave,
It is unfortunate that your experience of Asatruar seems to have been of
that bent... but the NS phenomenon was actually Christian. In fact the
whole thing was an attempt to reconstruct the Holy Roman Empire. There are
some out there who try and claim to be Asatru and mix whatever racially
motivated ideology they can with the European traditions... but personally I
take little notice of them. As for people who killfile anyone who
disagrees, that is the least of it. In these days of exclusive lists (eg
Yahoogroups) there are people there who run real little dictatorships with
people who disagree being barred entirely from the group. At least here
it's only the one person who no longer gets outside messages, and perhaps in
some cases that is their loss, and at other times not. Note that I do
believe that we should retain our culture and ensure the survival of same, I
just don't like to do it via guns, bombs, bashings and generally violent
means. I live my life as best I can and try and set a good example to
others. Hopefully someone takes notice, and oddly enough a couple have, and
that makes the real difference.
Bertie the Bunyip
Of course you do.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Snort!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Demoted yourself, eh Ralphie?>
Bertie
Limey Dave
I'll give you a lot of help with this one Ralphie, because there's a wee
chance you just won't get it. I would fly for free if I could afford to and/
or had to. I never claimed to be a millionaire, jackass. You did!
>
> You see, like many other small minded flight technicians, you seem to be
> under the misimpression that your job makes you real special?
No, that's nothing to do with my job Ralphie.
Of course, you're special for a whole different reason!
I don't see
> it that way at all. In my opinion, you claim to allegedly drive a high
> dollar flying Limo, that's all. There is absolutely nothing Heroic about
it
> whatsoever.
>
> So, in spite of your own narcissistic view on yourself, you're just a
hired
> hand who works for some other guy who actually has the money and the
> airplanes. You provide a service, he pays you for same, no biggie.
Very good. You're catching on.
>
> Hell, I work for some other guys as well. But unlike YOU, I'm not a
legend
> in my own mind, and apparently wrestling with an asshole attitude like
you,
> Dave-O.
I'm not 'wrestling' with an asshole attitude Ralphie, I just post to you.
Maybe you will grow up one day, but I doubt it will be anytime
> soon, eh? :)
>
>
Mebbe!
Limey Dave.
Ralph Livingston
From what you have demonstrated to date, I'd rather doubt! :)
Limey Dave
Limey Dave.
Ralph Livingston
Actually I've been giving some thought to chartering a Lear 55, so I can
have the 1st Officer serve my guests and I some sandwiches and soft drinks.
Good idea?
I mean, after all the cheap shots you have taken over the years, while
firing from a completely blind position, it would seem to be poetic justice
from my perspective.
What do ya say Dave-O, good idea? Perhaps you could call me Sir and such,
eh? Damn, that would have to chaff your backside, eh what!
Yeah, I'll give it some thought and ask a few of the boys at the office if
they would like to trip on up to Kissimmee to kick tires on a war bird or
two. Yee Haw :)
John Mazor
> Actually I've been giving some thought to chartering a Lear 55, so I
can
> have the 1st Officer serve my guests and I some sandwiches and soft
drinks.
> Good idea?
Not unless you're strapped in the back with some plastic cuffs, with
the FAA on stand-by at the destination airport.
> I mean, after all the cheap shots you have taken over the years,
while
> firing from a completely blind position, it would seem to be poetic
justice
> from my perspective.
From your perspective, Ralphie, a case of anthrax would be poetic
justice.
> What do ya say Dave-O, good idea? Perhaps you could call me Sir and
such,
> eh? Damn, that would have to chaff your backside, eh what!
Or perhaps he could call you an asshole and win the Truth in
Advertising award for the year.
> Yeah, I'll give it some thought and ask a few of the boys at the
office if
> they would like to trip on up to Kissimmee to kick tires on a war
bird or
> two. Yee Haw :)
The only Kissimmee you're likely to engage in would be on Dave's ass.
Which, by any fair accounting, is long overdue.
BTW, which office would that be, Ralphie? The unemployment office?
Limey Dave
Don't hurt yourself Ralphie. You know how that thinking thing usually ends
up.
so I can
> have the 1st Officer serve my guests and I some sandwiches and soft
drinks.
> Good idea?
Sure Ralphie, knock yourself out.
>
> I mean, after all the cheap shots you have taken over the years,
bwaaaaaaaahaha, cheap shots Ralphie? Moi? Surely you're mistaken.
while
> firing from a completely blind position, it would seem to be poetic
justice
> from my perspective.
Do it Ralphie, you liar. Of course, we have security screening, so youy
prolly wouldn't be allowed near our aircraft anyway.
>
> What do ya say Dave-O, good idea? Perhaps you could call me Sir and such,
> eh? Damn, that would have to chaff your backside, eh what!
Perhaps you ought to wake up and smell the dung you've been sleeping in.
>
> Yeah, I'll give it some thought and ask a few of the boys at the office if
> they would like to trip on up to Kissimmee to kick tires on a war bird or
> two. Yee Haw :)
>
>
That would be a minimum Ralphie, so you'd prolly be laughed out of "the
office" by "the boys" for such a suggestion, not to mention that a minimum
trip is more than your annual bus-pass travel allowance.
Limey Dave.
Bertie the Bunyip
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>> >> > > > >> >> >> news:a1jdvj$cft$5...@bob.news.rcn.net...
>> >> > > > >> >> >> > Lady Pilot <Ladypi...@exciteME.com> wrote in
>> >> > > > >> >> >> > message
>> >> > > > >> >> >> > news:Vt7%7.4355$Ig2.1...@news1.elcjn1.sdca.home.
>> >> > > > >> >> >> > com ...
> The German Buzz Bomb? Maybe Djirkie can help you.
>
> Oh, wait.......
>
Hmmm,
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:3c4f2ade...@news.eircom.net:
>>> Don't waste your time with him, since it will be the same old crap as
>>> always. You'll get nothing constructive out of Sad Bertie.
>>>
>>> FFF
>>> Dirk
>>>
>>
>>Dirk,
>>
>>I understand your frustrations... the fact that you have been around
>>ARA for a lot longer than I puts some degree of stock and store in your
>>Rede. I had already blocked Bertie a long time ago. As for Dave,
>>well, in the times I have corresponded with him, he appears to be an
>>affable chap, not full of hte rancour that Bertie exhibits and able to
>>enguage in decent exchanges which are every now and again serious or
>>humourous as the case may be. I personally will not gainsay anyone who
>>I personally feel is "okay". To whit Dave remains unblocked, and I
>>have even had discussions with Dr Flonkenstien, whom you may notice has
>>been of assistance with Newsgroup etiquette even after a rather shakey
>>start. Don't know about you but I get different vibes from Bertie than
>>I do from Dave. I know you have issues with Limey Dave, but at this
>>juncture those issues are yours alone, and whilst I have seen the
>>matches between you two, I still shall reserve my judgement for the
>>time being.
>>
>>Ver Thu Heill!
>
> Dear Dirk S,
>
> Dirk Bruere is completely correct. Limey Dave is either another sock
> Puppet for Bertie or he is a member of the most pathetic fanclubs in
> existence.
>
> I am so certain that they are one and the same that I would be
> prepared to bet quite a large quantity of money that I'm right, if I
> could be bothered going to that effort but really I can't be bothered
> for he is a worthless nithling in any event and I've already expended
> more energy than he deserves. I urge you to likewise killfile Limey
> Dave.
>
> I have been dealing with this individual for a very long time now
> and I know what I'm talking about.
Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahw!
But Njikky, just a few days ago youwere swearing up and down that I was
someone named Roger!
Don't tell me you werre lying?
Nazi cjunt.
Bertie
Blippie
>You see, like many other small minded flight technicians, you seem to be
>under the misimpression that your job makes you real special?
As opposed to that special type of fire extinguisher polisher.
Cheers
Blippie
--
Visit the alt.aviation.safety FAQ online at www.blippie.org.uk
Blippie
>>Actually I've been giving some thought to chartering a Lear 55, so I
>>can have the 1st Officer serve my guests and I some sandwiches
>>and soft drinks. Good idea?
>Not unless you're strapped in the back with some plastic cuffs, with
>the FAA on stand-by at the destination airport.
Not unless he's shaven, gagged, blindfolded and ear-muffed, dressed in
orange and chained to the floor.
Limey Dave
"Blippie" <ne...@remove.this.bit.blippie.org.uk> wrote in message
news:u55erhb...@corp.supernews.com...
> Ralphie wrote:
> >You see, like many other small minded flight technicians, you seem to be
> >under the misimpression that your job makes you real special?
>
> As opposed to that special type of fire extinguisher polisher.
>
Hmmmm, is someone calling a co-pilot a 'flight technician' akin to a
shitter-cleaner calling himself a sanitary engineer???
Ralphie, you busted yourself!
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
> Ralphie wrote:
> >>Actually I've been giving some thought to chartering a Lear 55, so I
> >>can have the 1st Officer serve my guests and I some sandwiches
> >>and soft drinks. Good idea?
>
> >Not unless you're strapped in the back with some plastic cuffs, with
> >the FAA on stand-by at the destination airport.
>
> Not unless he's shaven, gagged, blindfolded and ear-muffed, dressed in
> orange and chained to the floor.
>
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <d@dd.d> wrote in message
I'll take as much of that bet as you can scrounge together you idiot. If you
think our styles oare that alike just because we both think you are a
screaming idiot.....well, then you are confirming how right we are.
"I urge you to ......killfile Limey Dave.".....phwaaaaahr!
Bertie *is* right, you *are* a freaking nazi.
> >
> > I have been dealing with this individual for a very long time now
> > and I know what I'm talking about.
>
>
> Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahw!
>
> But Njikky, just a few days ago youwere swearing up and down that I was
> someone named Roger!
>
Good Lord, where d'ya find 'em?
Limey Dave.
Ralph Livingston
Zoe
Hullo Bertie. =)
Would you and your many, many threads like to join me in alt.good.news
pretty please?
Do you think rec.radio.shortwave has been sufficiently entertained?
>Don't tell me you werre lying?
>Nazi cjunt.
Hope to see you soon. <purr>
You may even want to sub in and take a look at all the good news
first. *lick*
--
Zoe
It's so easy to hate.
It takes strength to be gentle and kind.
Over, over, over, over.
-Morrissey
Zoe
Sheesh. *More* loonies? You won't have enough bandwidth for them soon!
John Mazor
> > From your perspective, Ralphie, a case of anthrax would be poetic
justice.
Leave it to Ralphie to just not get it.
Unless, of course, your current residence is in Washington, which
would be the only logical basis for your subject line. If so, please
post change of address notices for us. It's getting harder and harder
to predict which sewer manhole you'll pop up from next.
BTW, if it is the DC sewers you're residing in these days, don't worry
so much about the anthrax, since they've pretty much cleaned that up
now. Just stay away from the Georgetown tunnels. They tend to blow
up with disturbing regularity. I suggest the Blue Plains processing
plant as a safe home base for you. It has the added advantage of
being conveniently close to St. Elizabeth's.
Bertie the Bunyip
>> > > > > > > > > > >> >> >> > ... > > > X-No-Archive: Yes
Sure Ralphie.
I've done that in my time.
You never will, of course.
>
> I mean, after all the cheap shots you have taken over the years, while
> firing from a completely blind position, it would seem to be poetic
> justice from my perspective.
>
> What do ya say Dave-O, good idea? Perhaps you could call me Sir and
> such, eh? Damn, that would have to chaff your backside, eh what!
>
> Yeah, I'll give it some thought and ask a few of the boys at the office
> if they would like to trip on up to Kissimmee to kick tires on a war
> bird or two.
Wow! They let you kick the tires, Ralphie?
Bwawhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhhahwqhahwhahhwhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhhahwhahw
hahw!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Njikky is a gem!
bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:foi75us9sc1h3o594...@4ax.com:
>
> Hope to see you soon. <purr>
>
> You may even want to sub in and take a look at all the good news
> first. *lick*
Kay!
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
>
> You may even want to sub in and take a look at all the good news
> first. *lick*
> --
Any idea where they've all gone?
Limey Dave
"Zoe" <anon_fe...@myrealbox.com> wrote in message
news:m1l75u8icsgm2ogl0...@4ax.com...
Ah, keep 'em coming. We can take as many as you can find. ada is sort of a
'refuge' for lost loonies.
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <@dd.d> wrote in message
news:Xns91A45A...@64.154.60.171...
Limey Dave.
Zoe
The old regs got a yahoo club. Check your email in the next day or so,
kk?
Zoe
At least yours are partially sane...
Bertie the Bunyip
news:3C561093...@SPAMmindspring.com:
> X-No-Archive: Yes
>
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>
>> "Ralph Livingston" <aeros...@earthlink.net> wrote in
>> news:Jk148.11850$Fh4.9...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net:
>>
>> >
>> > I mean, after all the cheap shots you have taken over the years,
>> > while firing from a completely blind position, it would seem to be
>> > poetic justice from my perspective.
>> >
>> > What do ya say Dave-O, good idea? Perhaps you could call me Sir and
>> > such, eh? Damn, that would have to chaff your backside, eh what!
>> >
>> > Yeah, I'll give it some thought and ask a few of the boys at the
>> > office if they would like to trip on up to Kissimmee to kick tires
>> > on a war bird or two.
>>
>> Wow! They let you kick the tires, Ralphie?
>
> Hurts less than the cinder blocks on his plane.
>
Keyboard!
bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Nazi, for example?
bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
news:67mc5u01fcc8ruooo...@4ax.com:
> On Mon, 28 Jan 2002 09:05:20 GMT Bertie the Bunyip <@dd.d> from
> rec.radio.shortwave wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> You may even want to sub in and take a look at all the good news
>>> first. *lick*
>>> --
>>
>>Any idea where they've all gone?
>
> The old regs got a yahoo club. Check your email in the next day or so,
> kk?
> --
Kay! If you've already sent me one, send it again, I might have deleted it.
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Zoe
Sometimes if I try *really* hard.
Why are you setting the follow-ups like this?
Btw, alt.good.news is up and running again. Not really an issue, but
you could add some crossposts if you'd like. Not enough Meow
representation atm.
Lady Pilot
"Ralph Livingston" <aeros...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:Jk148.11850$Fh4.9...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
>
> Actually I've been giving some thought to chartering a Lear 55, so I can
> have the 1st Officer serve my guests and I some sandwiches and soft
drinks.
> Good idea?
Kind of funny, Ralphie. You bitch about the price of a sectional at Banyan,
but you talk about chartering a Lear? hehehehee
Oh, I get it. You're dreaming again......
>
> I mean, after all the cheap shots you have taken over the years, while
> firing from a completely blind position, it would seem to be poetic
justice
> from my perspective.
Poetic justice would be that harpoon injury. I'm sure they found enough
flesh in other places to cover the hole.
>
> What do ya say Dave-O, good idea? Perhaps you could call me Sir and such,
> eh?
Tell you doctor that your medication is too strong and that it is causing
you to have hallucinations Ralphie. Or did you finally save up enough money
for some Mad Dog?
>
> Yeah, I'll give it some thought and ask a few of the boys at the office if
> they would like to trip on up to Kissimmee to kick tires on a war bird or
> two. Yee Haw :)
That's your idea of a good time Ralphie? I thought you went and kicked
those tires a couple of months ago. Or were you just looking for used tires
for your T-bone?
LP
Lady Pilot
"Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:nzs58.7776$S67.4...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
headers)
LP
Lady Pilot
and is limited to his cross-posting abilities. Kinda like a bird with it's
wings clipped.
With all that licking you do on Bertie, I bet your tongue really is pretty
nasty by now.
LP
Bertie the Bunyip
news:pggg5u88b44kp9f6k...@4ax.com:
Just for fun.
>
> Btw, alt.good.news is up and running again. Not really an issue, but
> you could add some crossposts if you'd like. Not enough Meow
> representation atm.
KK#
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Stupid cunt
bertie
Bertie the Bunyip
Stupid cunt
Bertie the Bunyip
Is there any limit to how pathetic Debby gets?
Stupid cunt
Bertie
Limey Dave
You must be missing something!
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <@dd.d> wrote in message
Limey Dave
"Lady Pilot" <Ladypi...@exciteME.com> wrote in message
news:Gs768.43339$Ig2.12...@news1.elcjn1.sdca.home.com...
Limey Dave.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <@dd.d> wrote in message
'sactly!
Bertie the Bunyip
She's unreal, isn't she? I'm sure if splaps boy and her ever got it
together to mate (and even the lowest life forms can manage that)
they'd produce children too stupid to breath.
Bertie
www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?thesection=business&thesubsec
tion=&storyID=168118
Offensive intruder poisons chat lines
12.01.2001 By MICHAEL FOREMAN
Local internet service providers may consider blocking an American from
taking part in online discussions following one of the worst cases of
"flaming" seen in this country.
A mysterious figure calling himself "Bertie the Bunyip" has upset local
Usenet newsgroups after a bizarre campaign that has included posting
fake photographs of a topless Queen Mother.
If someone burst into a cafe or pub and started yelling obscenities and
abusing everyone in sight, you might expect the manager to throw them
out or call the police.
But neither of these remedies is available to the newsgroup users, who
are desperate to rid themselves of what is known on the internet as a
"troll."
Trolls get their kicks from baiting other people using online discussion
forums.
"Bertie the Bunyip" is believed to be a commercial pilot living in the
United States.
He claims to have been similarly hounding newsgroups in the United
States for three years, despite complaints to the FBI and a libel action
against him.
After local users unwisely responded to his taunts, the Bunyip's replies
soon spread to the nz.comp and nz.politics newsgroups.
New Zealand politicians - including some ministers - are believed to use
the politics group.
In the past few days, the American has paralysed the most popular of the
local forums, nz.general, which is read by up to 50,000 people.
Bunyip's antics have prompted some users to stop using the newsgroups.
Bunyip changes his identity characteristics every 30 or 40 posts, so it
is difficult to check him using e-mail or newsreader software blocked
senders' lists.
David Farrar, a newsgroup user and information technology adviser to
National Party leader Jenny Shipley, described the "flame" war as the
worst outbreak of its kind he had seen on New Zealand discussion groups.
Applying sanctions against Usenet users could be extremely difficult,
said Mr Farrar.
Bunyip has been using a Seattle-based newsgroup service called Altopia,
which has a liberal policy on what it will allow.
"One of the problems of newsgroups is that they are about as close to
anarchy as anything can get," he said.
>
"If you get a person going rogue, as this Bertie the Bunyip has, you
would normally complain to their internet service provider.
"Unless it is causing actual harm, they don't see it as their job to
police it."
Xtra systems support specialist Richard Stevenson said he could easily
filter the messages from Xtra's news server - one of several providing
Usenet feeds in New Zealand.
But he would not decide to do so himself.
Mr Stevenson said he had not yet had to remove individual posts but had
occasionally, at the request of the Department of Internal Affairs,
blocked newsgroups that were related to child pornography.
He was not concerned about Bunyip's rights to freedom of speech.
"He's got to get it into his skull that [news servers] are private
property."
Mr Farrar believed that if Bunyip persisted for more than a couple of
weeks, local internet service providers might agree to remove him from
New Zealand servers.
But it was more likely that Bunyip would disappear quite quickly if
ignored.
Limey Dave
"Bertie the Bunyip" <t...@y.co> wrote in message
news:3c5e3bb2...@news.alt.net...
Absolutely amazing! If I were her I'd be expecting David Attenborough to
show up any day. Of course, she'll have no clue..........never mind.
I'm sure if splaps boy and her ever got it
> together to mate (and even the lowest life forms can manage that)
> they'd produce children too stupid to breath.
>
You've just unwrapped a whole new visual for me that I'll not thank you
for.....very much!
Limey Dave.
Lady Pilot
>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <t...@y.co> wrote in message
> news:3c5e3bb2...@news.alt.net...
> > "Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wowed me with :
> >
> > >
> > >"Lady Pilot" <Ladypi...@exciteME.com> wrote in message
> > >news:Gs768.43339$Ig2.12...@news1.elcjn1.sdca.home.com...
> > >>
> > >> "Limey Dave" <david...@NOworldCRAPnet.att.net> wrote in message
> > >> news:nzs58.7776$S67.4...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
sort
> of
> > >a
> > >> > 'refuge' for lost loonies.
> > >> >
> > >> > Limey Dave.
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> Hence the reason you are posting from aas....... (ada isn't even in
> the
> > >> headers)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >Hey bert!
> > >
> >
> > She's unreal, isn't she?
>
> Absolutely amazing! If I were her I'd be expecting David Attenborough to
> show up any day. Of course, she'll have no clue..........never mind.
Is he the guy that drives a big new red truck that was "hired to scare me"?
He found me after work last Monday, but I out ran him through the traffic
and lost him before I got home. Next time I will have my gun with me, so
you better warn him.
LP (you can't find good help these days...:))
Limey Dave
"Lady Pilot" <ladypi...@exciteME.com> wrote in message
news:gEy78.48415$Ig2.13...@news1.elcjn1.sdca.home.com...
Geesh!
Limey Dave.
Bertie the Bunyip
bertie