Slightly Off topic but probaly intrestring anyway...
Blippie
>>>>check............next time you send a message....
>>>Press Backspace before you send your next message
>>>and it will be shorter.
>>He could press ALT+F4 before he sends his next message and we wont see it.
>He could press Ctrl+Alt+Delete before he sends his next message
>and not even he will ever see it again.
He could send his message by snail mail and it will have the same effect
PLUS he will be out-of-pocket by 19p.
Cheers
Blippie
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Blippie
>>>check............next time you send a message....
>>Press Backspace before you send your next message and it will be
>>shorter.
>Insert a dildo into your backspace, your constipation might be cured :-)
Insert a dildo while in your backgarden, your neighbours will be amazed!
Aidan Stanger
> >>>>Press F7 before you send your next message and will get a spell
> >>>>check............next time you send a message....
>
> >>>Press Backspace before you send your next message
> >>>and it will be shorter.
>
> >>He could press ALT+F4 before he sends his next message and we wont see it.
>
> >He could press Ctrl+Alt+Delete before he sends his next message
> >and not even he will ever see it again.
>
> He could send his message by snail mail and it will have the same effect
> PLUS he will be out-of-pocket by 19p.
>
Who would he send it to?
Richard Miller
<mar...@martinsewell.com> writes
>On Sat, 1 Sep 2001 13:09:59 +0100, "Blippie"
><ne...@blippie.take-away.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>>>>>Press F7 before you send your next message and will get a spell
>>>>>>check............next time you send a message....
>>
>>>>>Press Backspace before you send your next message
>>>>>and it will be shorter.
>>
>>>>He could press ALT+F4 before he sends his next message and we wont see it.
>>
>>>He could press Ctrl+Alt+Delete before he sends his next message
>>>and not even he will ever see it again.
>>
>>He could send his message by snail mail and it will have the same effect
>>PLUS he will be out-of-pocket by 19p.
>
>news:alt.aviation.bill-mulcahy.screech.babble.drool,
>news:uk.games.mornington-crescent, news:uk.railway and
>news:uk.transport.london with the Subject: "Slightly Off topic but
>probably intrestring anyway..." and ensure that the message content
>satisfies the following criteria:
>1) Off topic.
>2) Of no possible interest to anyone. Ever.
>3) Not remotely amusing in any way.
>
>People will then have the option of complaining to his ISP on the
>(very reasonable) grounds that he crossposted an off-topic, pointless
>and decidedly unamusing message.
>
>I'm considering the possibility of taking legal action on the grounds
>that he has wasted my time, wasted bandwidth and wasted space on my
>hard drive. I heard the noise of one million people across the
>country hitting delete in unison one millisecond after downloading his
>post from the server. So there is a very real possibility that we
>could sue him en masse for causing RSI to one million Delete fingers
>at precisely the same time.
>
>He described his message as "probably intrestring (sic)". I quickly
>scoured the entire universe of uninteresting things, and can report
>with the utmost confidence that his message is the least interesting
>thing anywhere ever. So I suggest that we also sue him under the
>Trade Descriptions Act 1968.
>
>NB: news:uk.legal added, due to the serious legal implications.
>Please feel free to add another group of your choice, as it is
>imperative that as many people as possible become aware of the
>consequences of posting such an atrocity of a message.
>
Hi Martin, long time no hear!
I don't know what this guy posted, but it seems to have got up a few
people's noses!
How about having him charged with the crime of dishonest abstraction of
electricity, in making the million readers download and then delete his
message? That must have used up some electricity, and the police seem to
consider that a useful default charge in many unusual circumstances.
--
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Percy Picacity
news:drJZ14Aq...@seasalter0.demon.co.uk:
snip discussion of a truly abysmal 'comedy' script
> How about having him charged with the crime of dishonest abstraction of
> electricity, in making the million readers download and then delete his
> message? That must have used up some electricity, and the police seem
> to consider that a useful default charge in many unusual circumstances.
It is interesting you should say that. This, of course, was what they
charged phone phreakers (as I think they are now called) with in the 60's
when it involved going into a call box with a uniselector and a car
battery, and rarely led to anything more fraudulent than a chat with the
Tel Aviv assistance operator: and when, of course, it was not illegal. It
also reminds me of the fraudulent use of a law against 'making' photographs
to enhance the penalty for possession of child pornography. This sort of
conspiracy to produce the result the majority of those in the criminal
justice system want by ignoring the rule of law is a real example of
judicial corruption, IMHO. It was a dishonest charge wrt to telephones, if
only because it used less electrical energy to make a 10 minute call than
leaving the telephone off hook for hours, and I can't remember anyone being
prosecuted for that. Wasting the time of operators, and occupying valuable
circuits was not then a specific crime, though it clearly could have led to
a civil claim, but the police and judiciary decided to save the GPO the
trouble. Not a very worthy episode.
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Blippie
Why, Mrs Trellis, of course.
Blippie
One question: At what point does it become a slight over reaction? (cross
posted to news:fr.bienvenue.questions)
Tom Cumming
"Blippie" <ne...@blippie.take-away.org.uk> wrote in message
news:tp1mt85...@xo.supernews.co.uk...
> He could send his message by snail mail and it will have the same effect
> PLUS he will be out-of-pocket by 19p.
>
More than that if he sends his message to everyone in this group. Not to
mention the photocopying costs :-)
--
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thomas....@lineone.deletethisbit.net
Tom Cumming
> >Who would he send it to?
>
> Why, Mrs Trellis, of course.
FOTF, L
:-)))))
Brilliant.......
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thomas....@lineone.deletethisbit.net
m greene
Hey, let's get back to the casting. If there are any roles
that need an American to play it, I'm nominating myself.
Later
Michael T. Greene
Blippie
>"Blippie" wrote:
>>Why, Mrs Trellis, of course.
>FOTF, L
>
>:-)))))
>
>Brilliant.......
I have listed you on my CV as a reference. Thanks for the support!
CJ Llewellyn
> >>>Who would he send it to?
> >"Blippie" wrote:
> >>Why, Mrs Trellis, of course.
> I have listed you on my CV as a reference. Thanks for the support!
I have hit you with my Citreon 2CV, I hope your all right
Bill Hayles
I am. But how are your swing arms (2CVGB member 1692)
--
Bill
Blippie
>>>"Blippie" wrote:
>>>>Why, Mrs Trellis, of course.
>>>Brilliant.......
>>I have listed you on my CV as a reference. Thanks for the support!
>I have hit you with my Citreon 2CV, I hope your all right
I have given you a hit of my Acid, hope you're right on
Tom Cumming
"CJ Llewellyn" <dar...@MAPSwork-smarter.co.uk> wrote in message
news:jQNm7.3532$iD.4...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> I have hit you with my Citreon 2CV, I hope your all right
Are *you* alright? Those things must be about the worst cars ever to have a
crash in.
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thomas....@lineone.deletethisbit.net
Tom Cumming
"Tom Cumming" <thomas....@lineone.net> wrote in message
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> FOTF, L
Maybe that should have been ROTF,L .
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thomas....@lineone.deletethisbit.net
Jimbo
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, "Tom Cumming"
<thomas....@lineone.net> mentioned in about 15 lines
>
>"CJ Llewellyn" <dar...@MAPSwork-smarter.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:jQNm7.3532$iD.4...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
>
>
>> I have hit you with my Citreon 2CV, I hope your all right
>
>Are *you* alright? Those things must be about the worst cars ever to have a
>crash in.
my brother hit a dog once in his 2CV, the dog walked away, my brother
required a tow truck
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http://www.felixent.force9.co.uk/jimbo - ICQ: 28609838
* thick black, thin white, thick black, thick white....
Tony Sayer
<ji...@felixent.farce9.co.uk> stuck his oar in and spake thus
>It was probably on Mon, 10 Sep 2001 19:38:41 +0100 in the deepest
>depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, "Tom Cumming"
><thomas....@lineone.net> mentioned in about 15 lines
>>
>>"CJ Llewellyn" <dar...@MAPSwork-smarter.co.uk> wrote in message
>>news:jQNm7.3532$iD.4...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com...
>>
>>
>>> I have hit you with my Citreon 2CV, I hope your all right
>>
>>Are *you* alright? Those things must be about the worst cars ever to have a
>>crash in.
>
>my brother hit a dog once in his 2CV, the dog walked away, my brother
>required a tow truck
>
A girlfriend of mine hit a deer in her metro. Most if it I pulled
straight with a pair of pliers. Bloody useless tin can....
--
Tony Sayer
Tim
news:OoZwUNE9...@bancom.co.uk...
I nearly hit a deer (my friend said he could have patted the damn thing),
the car nearly needed a full valet job =:-|
Sean
Jimbo wrote in message ...
> >> I have hit you with my Citreon 2CV, I hope your all right
> >
> >Are *you* alright? Those things must be about the worst cars ever to have
a
> >crash in.
>
> my brother hit a dog once in his 2CV, the dog walked away, my brother
> required a tow truck
He must be a big lad.
Bill Hayles
<tony@bancom_nilspamus_.co.uk> wrote:
>A girlfriend of mine hit a deer in her metro. Most if it I pulled
>straight with a pair of pliers.
How was the Metro?
--
Bill
Fyl Tarr
Bill Hayles wrote:
> How was the Metro?
did you go to Veterinary school for that?
Fyl
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depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, Bill Hayles
<bil...@wanadoo.es> mentioned in about 11 lines
Bill Hayles
wrote:
>>How was the Metro?
>not as good as the London Underground
Never been to Valencia, have you?
--
Bill
Jimbo
Aidan Stanger
> It was probably on Sat, 15 Sep 2001 19:25:20 +0200 in the deepest
> depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, Bill Hayles
> <bil...@wanadoo.es> mentioned in about 11 lines
> >On Sat, 15 Sep 2001 12:04:47 +0100, Jimbo <ji...@felixent.farce9.co.uk>
> >wrote:
> >
> >
> >>>How was the Metro?
> >>not as good as the London Underground
> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
> nor Canberra
What's Canberra got to do with it?
Bill Hayles
Stanger) wrote:
>> >>>How was the Metro?
>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>> nor Canberra
>What's Canberra got to do with it?
What's love got to do with it?
--
Bill
Vicky Conlan
Bill Hayles <bil...@wanadoo.es> wrote:
>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>> nor Canberra
>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>What's love got to do with it?
That's The Way of the World
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Bill Hayles
wrote:
>In article <u4qbqt45c1cu04ao9...@4ax.com>,
>Bill Hayles <bil...@wanadoo.es> wrote:
>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>> nor Canberra
>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>What's love got to do with it?
>That's The Way of the World
The World Turned Upside Down (Old Kent Road swerve)
--
Bill
Jimbo
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, st...@track73.freeserve.co.uk
(Aidan Stanger) mentioned in about 14 lines
Jimbo
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, Bill Hayles
John A Fotheringham
>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>> nor Canberra
>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>What's love got to do with it?
>Ever been in love?
with?
--
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Visit my search engine and web robots pages
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John A Fotheringham
>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>> nor Canberra
>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>Have you been there?
Neil Sunderland
>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>> nor Canberra
>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>Have you been there?
>Are we playing the questions game?
Is that what you think we are doing?
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| Please observe the Reply-To address
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CJ Llewellyn
"John A Fotheringham" <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote in message
news:d93fqt0mnkfddq3vd...@4ax.com...
> >>>> >>>How was the Metro?
> >>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
> >>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
> >>>> nor Canberra
> >>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
> >>What's love got to do with it?
> >Ever been in love?
> Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love
> with?
CJ Llewellyn
"Neil Sunderland" <neil_su...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:525fqtg01glisj9s8...@4ax.com...
> John A Fotheringham wrote:
> >>>> >>>How was the Metro?
> >>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
> >>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
> >>>> nor Canberra
> >>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
> >>Have you been there?
> >Are we playing the questions game?
> Is that what you think we are doing?
Doesn't require much thought does it?
John A Fotheringham
>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>Have you been there?
>>Are we playing the questions game?
>Is that what you think we are doing?
Aidan Stanger
> >> >>>How was the Metro?
> >> >>not as good as the London Underground
> >> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
> >> nor Canberra
> >What's Canberra got to do with it?
> Have you been there?
Yes. Nice place, despite all the politicians. The bus company is called
ACTION and has a web page at <http://www.action.act.gov.au/>
Unfortunately there are no trains (other than those to Sydney), so I'm
dropping the crossposting. And we weren't playing that questions game,
because it's off topic for uk.railway unless all the questions relate to
trains.
Bill Hayles
<spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:
>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>> nor Canberra
>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>Have you been there?
>Are we playing the questions game?
Why do you want to know?
--
Bill
Bill Hayles
<spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:
>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>What's love got to do with it?
>>Ever been in love?
>Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love
>with?
Have you ever been lonely?
Have you ever been blue?
Have you ever said "ping" to
A pregnant kangaroo?
--
Bill
Bill Hayles
<dar...@MAPSwork-smarter.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>> >>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>> >>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>> >>>> nor Canberra
>> >>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>> >>Have you been there?
>> >Are we playing the questions game?
>> Is that what you think we are doing?
>Doesn't require much thought does it?
I'll need to think about it
>
--
Bill
Bill Hayles
<neil_su...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>John A Fotheringham wrote:
>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>Have you been there?
>>Are we playing the questions game?
>
>Is that what you think we are doing?
Why do you ask?
--
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Bill Hayles
wrote:
>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>> nor Canberra
>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>What's love got to do with it?
>Ever been in love?
Never known a love like this before.
--
Bill
Bill Hayles
<spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>>Have you been there?
>>>Are we playing the questions game?
>>Is that what you think we are doing?
>How would I know?
What would you know?
--
Bill
John A Fotheringham
>>>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>>>Have you been there?
>>>>Are we playing the questions game?
>>>Is that what you think we are doing?
>>How would I know?
>What would you know?
Bill Hayles
<spam.my....@jafsoft.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>>>>Have you been there?
>>>>>Are we playing the questions game?
>>>>Is that what you think we are doing?
>>>How would I know?
>>What would you know?
>Why would I know?
I don't know. You tell me.
--
Bill
Aidan Stanger
Bill Hayles
Stanger) wrote:
>Bill Hayles <bil...@wanadoo.es> wrote:
>
>>> Have you ever been lonely?
>> Have you ever been blue?
>> Have you ever said "ping" to
>> A pregnant kangaroo?
>How would you know if it's pregnant?
I'd ask it.
--
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Jimbo
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, John A Fotheringham
<spam.my....@jafsoft.com> mentioned in about 13 lines
>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>What's love got to do with it?
>>Ever been in love?
>Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love
>with?
you whilst you have fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have
fallen in love with?
--
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depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, John A Fotheringham
<spam.my....@jafsoft.com> mentioned in about 11 lines
>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>> nor Canberra
>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>Have you been there?
>Are we playing the questions game?
CJ Llewellyn
"Jimbo" <ji...@felixent.farce9.co.uk> wrote in message
news:qfakqtkgl73mcmjco...@4ax.com...
> It was probably on Tue, 18 Sep 2001 19:07:07 +0100 in the deepest
> depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, John A Fotheringham
> <spam.my....@jafsoft.com> mentioned in about 13 lines
> >>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
> >>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
> >>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
> >>>>> nor Canberra
> >>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
> >>>What's love got to do with it?
> >>Ever been in love?
> >Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love
> >with?
> Ever had someone who shouldn't fall in love with you fall in love with
> you whilst you have fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have
> fallen in love with?
You disturb my natural emotions,
You make me feel undone,
And I'm hurt,
And if I start a commotion,
I'll only end up losing you and that's worse!
Lister
far, far away, Jimbo <ji...@felixent.farce9.co.uk> slammed a pint
glass on the table and said :
>It was probably on Tue, 18 Sep 2001 19:07:27 +0100 in the deepest
>depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, John A Fotheringham
><spam.my....@jafsoft.com> mentioned in about 11 lines
>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>Have you been there?
>>Are we playing the questions game?
>What do you think?
How should I know?
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Bill Hayles
wrote:
>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>Have you been there?
>>Are we playing the questions game?
>What do you think?
I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
--
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Bill Hayles
>>>>>> >>>How was the Metro?
>>>>>> >>not as good as the London Underground
>>>>>> >Never been to Valencia, have you?
>>>>>> nor Canberra
>>>>>What's Canberra got to do with it?
>>>>Have you been there?
>>>Are we playing the questions game?
>>What do you think?
>How should I know?
Why don't you find out why you should know for yourself?
--
Bill
Jimbo
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, Bill Hayles
no but I once said here kitty kitty to a dog once
Jimbo
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, Bill Hayles
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