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Blippie

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Sep 1, 2001, 10:44:13 AM9/1/01
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>>>>>Alas they find nothing ...

>>>>Their hands enter a void of nothingness, so in their disappointment
>>>>they revert to watching Tim and CJ.

>>>CJ gets fed up with all the watches and pulls the curtains

>>How can CJ tell the time without all his watches?

>CJ hasn't know the time since his last watch packed in. (a cheap Rolex
copy)

Better a cheap Rolex copy than an expensive Rolex copy ...

Cheers

Blippie
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Blippie

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Sep 2, 2001, 3:44:43 PM9/2/01
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> > >> >> Martin's pockets bulge as they're filled with dozens of female
> > >> >> Tim-and-CJ watchers' hands. The male Tim-and-CJ watchers continue
> to
> > >> >> watch Tim and CJ with their hands firmly in their own pockets.
> > >> >
>> >> >Martins trousers split down the middle, the Tim & CJ watchers grasp
>> >because
>> >> >he's not wearing any ....
>> >>
>> >> ...crotchless panties. Being a "washing Tuesday", he was wearing a
>> >> pair of heavily stained, slightly soiled baggy brown Y-fronts. The
>> >> Tim-and-CJ watchers could do no more than point, stare and giggle.
>> >
>> >They look closer and notice the flesh coloured stockings and pink
>suspender
>> >belt Martin is wearing. Martin grins and to explain he said ".....
>>
>> Sorry, CJ, I promise that I'll get them back to you washed and ironed
>> as soon as possible."
>
>Thanks Martin, the misses wants to know have you finished with her red
>leather mini skirt too?

You remember, the one you are using as a head band ...

CJ Llewellyn

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Sep 2, 2001, 6:13:21 PM9/2/01
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"Blippie" <ne...@blippie.take-away.org.uk> wrote in message
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Head band? No I don't think so


Blippie

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Sep 3, 2001, 1:34:03 PM9/3/01
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You remember ... In the back of the Police car? With Mick Jagger? When the
Pope got run over? Just before the fireworks lorry crashed into the coach?


Jimbo

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Sep 6, 2001, 2:50:40 PM9/6/01
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It was probably on Mon, 03 Sep 2001 13:36:33 +0100 in the deepest
depths of uk.games.mornington-crescent, Martin Sewell
<mar...@martinsewell.com> mentioned in about 29 lines
>The one that doubled as a condom? Now I remember...

...the fifth of November?
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Blippie

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Sep 10, 2001, 5:33:40 PM9/10/01
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> I think that I wore it on the sixth too, but don't tell anyone.

That was SOME party!


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