You Know You're From A Small Town in Texas When.....
"Meeting a celebrity" means standing in line at the Dairy Queen next to
a certain retired football coach.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a cattle trailer
on the overpass. (Oh yeah!)
You've seen all the biggest country western stars ten years after they
Your work or classes are canceled because of snow and missed the next
day because it reaches 98 degrees.
You see people wear tank tops at funerals.
You think of the major food groups as Taco Bell, beer, and cigarettes.
When it rains it's the talk of the town for days.
When it snows it's the talk of the area for weeks.
During the summer, the car trunk doubles as an oven for your groceries.
You measure distance in hours.
The local paper covers local, national, and international headlines on
one page, but requires 2 pages for high school football. The other
three pages are ads and obituaries.
You've had to switch from Heat to A/C in the same day.
You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and hot sauce.
You think that opening weekend for dove and deer seasons are national
You find 100 degrees "a little warm," and 60 degrees downright freezing.
You think the only seasons are hot, damn hot, and winter.
"Overachievers" go to A&M or UT. The rest must choose the beauty
school, or Cisco Junior College.
Other than Friday night football, the Youth Rodeo is the major event for
the whole year.
Honeymoon means "San Antonio." (Des Moines)
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Before you buy.
When were you in Laredo?
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