> An Israeli doctor remarked, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take a
> kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in
> six weeks'.
>
> A German doctor countered, 'That's nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of
> one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks'.
>
> A Russian doctor then added, 'In my country medicine is so advanced we can take
> half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for
> work in two weeks'.
>
> The American doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take a few assholes
> out of Chicago, put them in Washington DC and have half the country looking for
> work within twenty-four hours!"
>
> The Dukester, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
You got that right!
Who Feeds Obama's Teleprompter?
Three anti-American left-wing Jews, that's who.
George Soros, David Axelrod, and Emmanuel Rahm.
And their little brown puppet reads his lines flawlessly.
As the sheep take another sip of Kool-Aid.
And the racists just come crawling out of the wall...
PDW
Why would racists be in the wall?
One small insect come crawlin' in
my kitchen yesterday.
Upon the fridge he rested
as he crept along his way.
He waved his left antenna
and I cringed at what I saw.
Five hundred of his buddy bugs,
besides his maw and paw...
Some glistened brown,
some glistened black,
some had dull shades of tan.
I'm searchin' for my weapon,
but, I couldn't find the can.
I told myself, don't panic,
as they marched across the floor.
Just drove down to the dollar store,
and I bought myself, some more.
Yucky, yi, ooohhh,
widely, I sprayed.
Cockroaches on parade
...
- Airfarceone