Honda drivers
MISTER ED
ever seen a REAL MAN driving a honda?
Stephen Bigelow
"MISTER ED" <HUNGT...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> Next time you are out, check out the people that drive hondas. Have you
> ever seen a REAL MAN driving a honda?
I've never seen a REAL MAN use webtv.
Brian Smith
"MISTER ED" <HUNGT...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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> ever seen a REAL MAN driving a honda?
As opposed to what, a talking horse?
mrdancer
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> ever seen a REAL MAN driving a honda?
Hmmm, I drive a Honda. I'm a male, 5'10", 205 (13% body fat & dropping ;-),
swim a mile every day during my lunch hour, kickbox at night, run
triathlons, eat lotsa steak, drink lotsa beer, ride motorcycles, and kick
the shit out of obnoxious punks. So.... what constitutes a "real man"?
Larry
ass!
"MISTER ED" <HUNGT...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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Pahsons - Rock Star
> Next time you are out, check out the people that drive hondas. Have you
> ever seen a REAL MAN driving a honda?
The web tv user has trolled us. But I'll go along with it.
Lose a girl to a kid in a Civic?
--
"If you can't change a tire, you're not allowed to have a beard. It's the
most basic part of a car: If you don't know that much about a car, you
really shouldn't be driving, should you?" - Jimmy Kimmel
MISTER ED
Hmmm, I drive a Honda. I'm a male, 5'10", 205 (13% body fat & dropping
;-), swim a mile every day during my lunch hour, kickbox at night, run
triathlons, eat lotsa steak, drink lotsa beer, ride motorcycles, and
kick the shit out of obnoxious punks. So.... what constitutes a "real
man"?
probably explains the attitude) You spend to much time at the Y with the
other fellas.
Stephen Bigelow
>> So.... what constitutes a "real man"?
> Hmmm, you just proved my point.
You didn't have a point. You had a question.
You didn't answer _his_ question.
Brian Smith
"Stephen Bigelow" <sbige...@rogers.com> wrote in message
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> You didn't have a point. You had a question.
>
>
> You didn't answer _his_ question.
You didn't really expect an answer from this troll, did you?
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Brian
Stephen Bigelow
"Brian Smith" <Hal...@NovaScotia.Canada> wrote in message
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Nah. Just poking him with a stick.
Cripes, after seeing your addy, I'm going to have some Keiths tonight!
Steve
Ottawa
Brian Smith
> Cripes, after seeing your addy, I'm going to have some Keiths tonight!
>
> Steve
> Ottawa
Proper plan, eh.
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Brian
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Stephen Bigelow
"Brian Smith" <Hal...@NovaScotia.Canada> wrote in message
>
> "Stephen Bigelow" <sbige...@rogers.com> wrote in message
> news:oWOua.121353$M81....@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
> > Cripes, after seeing your addy, I'm going to have some Keiths tonight!
> >
> > Steve
> > Ottawa
>
> Proper plan, eh.
Well, yeah...Sens don't play until tommorah night, eh....
Beer me, somebody!
S Poston
Detroit steel out on the road, with BIG V8s sucking down gas, it makes me
wonder if the drivers are trying to compensate for something...
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SusanR
real man for you...ROFL!
as a woman, we LAUGH at men who use names like that. Shall we just call you
"pencil dick" instead? because that's what most women will call you behind
your back.
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SusanR
sa...@msn.com
"MISTER ED" <HUNGT...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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MISTER ED
on in school. they see the fast and furious and they get a honda
thinking they can be a van diesel. it takes more than boltin on a big
chrome muffler. seriously check out other honda drivers youll see what i
mean.
Brian Smith
There are far more unmodified Honda vehicles on the road, than there are the
tricked out (riced, for you younger readers).
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Brian
mrdancer
You're being way too presumptuous (a common failing on Usenet). I have
plenty of women in my life and no complaints in that department (from me or
them). I spend very little time at the Y (just my lunch hours).
Again, what constitutes a "real man"?
is...@yahoo.com
IS, for their reliability and gas mileage....
When you grow up and have more responsibilities than making sure
mother has clean underwear ready for you, the economic side comes into
play.
Tony Hwang
Define real man first?
I drive a Honda. Something wrong with that?
What do you drive?
Tony
Tony Hwang
Afraid to say that you are over weight. You're doing some good things
and bad things for your body. I am 5'11" 170(all my life since the days
of boot camp). At least did not say you smoke(real bad)
Tony
Jason Faas
there is that the ones who, as you say, "got picked on" are the ones who now
have the great jobs and the _new_ Hondas. Maybe it's only my experience,
but it seems that the ones who were picking on them can't seem to get their
Trans Ams off of those damned concrete blocks.
And I don't know about van diesel. I almost bought a diesel van once, but I
bought a Honda instead. I think it was the right choice, even if some
people who never quite made it into the adult world might disagree.
Jason
On 5/9/03 1:39 PM, in article
15053-3E...@storefull-2233.public.lawson.webtv.net, "MISTER ED"
mrdancer
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> Hi,
> Afraid to say that you are over weight. You're doing some good things
> and bad things for your body. I am 5'11" 170(all my life since the days
> of boot camp). At least did not say you smoke(real bad)
> Tony
Hmmm, I presume you're talking about me. Mine is the first paragraph below
and then Mr. Ed's poorly-quoted response following.
I might be overweight according to cookie-cutter insurance actuary tables or
something like that. I used to weigh 170lbs, then I started step aerobics.
I went from 170 to 190 and went from a size 34 waist down to size 32.
Remember that muscle is heavier than fat for a given volume. ;-)
Again, my body fat is around 13% (below that of your average-looking guy),
cholesterol is 140, oxygen is 99%. Doc says I'm the picture of health at
age 35. =)
Yep, I'm 205 and still wear size 32 pants. :ş
And no, I've never smoked (and never have done drugs). I won't give up
steak and beer, though....
BratKat64
^_^
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MISTER ED
drive a volvo.
j.neugebauer
dick. Just got to make up for it with some words huh? Also somebody that
is so insecure that they fantasize about what's manly and what's not is
probably GAY.news:10984-3EB...@storefull-2231.public.lawson.webtv.net...
clibert
"MISTER ED" <HUNGT...@webtv.net> wrote in message
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jd...@webtv.net
would bet that Mr. Ed is really not too well hung at all. In fact, he
is more likely suffering from PDD - Penile Deficit Disorder. He
probably drives a Pontiac Aztec.
Btw, some of us Web/MSN TVers also own computers. It's just easier and
more relaxing to sit back on the couch with the wireless keyboard in
your lap and watch all the proceedings on a large-screen TV,
particularly if you sit in front of a computer all day at work. My eyes
are ruined from computers. (Or, could it be I've been doing too much of
something else? Boing!)
MISTER ED
me. Sorry fellas I dont play that game. Havent had any problems since
the Volvo.
Pahsons - Rock Star
> I used to drive a 95 accord untill other honda drivers kept hitting on
> me. Sorry fellas I dont play that game. Havent had any problems since
> the Volvo.
Well, that's the lamest troll line I've ever seen. And unless it's a RWD
Volvo, than you lose
Loi
Mister ED.
No offense. Only a dreaming looser, no girl in his life, masturbateing
geek would be so determine to go on a newgroup and bash other people
just because they drive a Honda.
Volvo's are nice, but do I really want to drive a boring ass Volvo? I
know you don't have a recent Volvo, cuz then you'd be comparing that
to a recent Honda.
Anyways, just thought I put in a few cents worth. Owned both American
and Japanese cars, Japanese cars rule and still does for overall
performance, reliability and resale value.
Driven an Acura(Honda) TSX lately?
Darkblood
feeling that his masculinity is being threatened. A real man isn't
concerned about the size of his genitals, and doesn't feel the need to
compensate. A real man gives his boyfriend something nicer than a box of
candy for Valentine's day. A real man has the common sense to drive a Honda
for it's reliability, gas mileage, and safety features.
John D.
And you're a "real" man?
Not even close.
John D.
"Darkblood" <no...@none.com> wrote in message news:<o_WBa.15351$da1....@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>...
Mee
Sexual orientation does not determine whether a man is a "real man" or not.
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John D.
But people are and have been for some years now getting so low
class/ill-mannered and morally confused/bankrupt nowadays (even the
so-called "Christian" majority, more fakes I must report), people like
you I'm talking about -- thanks for the example you provide -- that
not only can some pervert like you say such BS, other people actually
believe it!
Welcome to the new PC liberal "America"...what a disgrace this contry
is. No wonder we -- no, I mean YOU and your ilk -- make America the
global joke it is today.
So you have at least two groups trashing out this country: The
perverts and their sympathizers, mostly PC liberals. They BOTH need
exterminating. Hopefully, someday that will happen. Perhaps in a
second civil war.
I will agree, however, that even "males" who are supposed to be "real"
men -- like those heterosexual (I assume) barking dog/hooting fools
who watch "The Man Show" (what a complete misnomer that name is) --
are no more "real men" than you sodomites are who watch the "Ru Paul
Show."
But you know, all the WOMEN who go for that low-class "male" garbage
-- who should be smarter than that but apparently aren't smarter at
all -- are no better than those "male" bums because said women aren't
even "real women" either! I guess the male imposters appeal to the
female imposters no matter what.
So there you have it, plain and simple: Poor excuses for men found
attractive by poor excuses for women!
Disagree as you surely will, but you're a pervert, therefore
irrelevant.
As is anyone who thinks gay (or heterosexual cheating) is okay. It's
not, never has been and never will be consiudered okay...by REAL men.
So I'm not just picking on you sodomites. Regardless of what the
fickle/shallow/popular but highly ignorant -- or just plain damn
stupid -- "American" (the termed used loosly as there are fewer and
fewer REAL AMERICANS about anymore) public opinion happens to be at
any given moment.
There are LOTS of fakes about nowadays, and I guess most of them don't
even know it.
Regardless, I won't go on with this further -- this thread has really
become OT -- but I did want to correct you, pervert.
So flame away...I couldn't care less.
John D.
"Mee" <NOSPAM...@gmx.net> wrote in message news:<vjhCa.184126$3n5....@news2.central.cox.net>...
Richard
know?
Just tell us what is a true/real American nowadays in your point of view?
Is it the one whose name is Budweiser and the one who drives a Dodge RAM
1500 with a V16 on it.
If, when you were a kid your mother dropped it's not the other guy's fault
you know?
Americans always put the blame on the next door neighbor (someone else).
It's always easier to blame it on someone.
Yes, I am American too but I was lucky enough to have lived in Europe for
many years and been taught their principles.
I'm glad I had the opportunity to see the American Culture from a different
perspective.
Away from people like you who make it look like this is a heaven and it's
always the other fellow's fault!!
Yes, I am proud to be an AMERICAN, but not because of people like you.
Why don't you stick your head in dirt like an ostrich? You would be doing a
favor to the rest of all fellow Americans!
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Darkblood
joke I stuck in there. But seriously, I believe a real man or woman is one
who can take responsibilities for their actions, and is not afraid to admit
they're wrong. I believe a real man or woman is someone who wishes to help
others for the benefit of all people in all countries.
This is my belief. You are free to argue, but remember that truth is
relative.
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SusanR
Dark, you have a girlfriend? you looking for one? I've decided that being
alone is a lot better than dating, well, men like John D.
If you are married i hope you and your wife appreciate each other :-)
Real women drive Hondas as well......
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SusanR
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"Darkblood" <no...@none.com> wrote in message
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D.H. Cesare
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Darkblood
appreciates reliable transportation.
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John D.
being an American -- well, maybe what passes for one nowadays I
suppose -- but that's the problem, certainly you're not a real
American. But thanks for providing the ignorant example...you're just
the what I was talking about.
Stay in Europe...you belong there.
John D.
Richard <n...@spam.thanks> wrote in message news:<oprp3q7x...@news.htva.net>...
Belgian
Most of your american shitboxes are made from parts made in Mexico, or even
worst assembled totally in Mexico ........ From your point of view buing a
Neon, is the best thing to do ???
There's a lot of differences betwween an Import an General Mistake car.....
On top of that most of the so called imports are built in the Usa or in
Canada
Wake-up Pal ........
...
Pahsons - Somnolent
> Dodge RAM
> 1500 with a V16 on it.
>
V16?
Holy fuck, where have I been?
John D.
You are way off track as well as asleep at the wheel: My comments had
nothing to do with cars, so where they are made is irrelevant!
But since you brought it up, EuroCars really ARE pretty crappy...does
Belgium make any cars?
And as for your little country, the only famous Belgian is fictional:
Hercule Poirot. Aside from him, how many people on the street can name
ANYONE Belgian?
But I will give Belgium one credit, even though it folded a little too
quickly against the Germans in WWI: It was the ONLY country to pay
pack its American WWI war debt...thanks.
Happy motoring,
John D.
"Belgian" <pbo...@rocler.qc.ca> wrote in message news:<VJEGa.16055$Gm4.1...@news20.bellglobal.com>...
Liam Devlin
> BelgieBoy,
>
> You are way off track as well as asleep at the wheel: My comments had
> nothing to do with cars, so where they are made is irrelevant!
>
> But since you brought it up, EuroCars really ARE pretty crappy...does
> Belgium make any cars?
>
> And as for your little country, the only famous Belgian is fictional:
> Hercule Poirot. Aside from him, how many people on the street can name
> ANYONE Belgian?
Luc Callebaut