Bumper Stickers
Razorjack
My other tardis is a police box.
My other car is a Zamboni
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Car will explode upon impact
Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
If you love your life as much as I love my car you won't steal it.
If you can read this, flip car over (adhered upside-down)
If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it
This car is infected with AIDS...don't touch it!
This car is insured by the maffia you hit me they hit you
My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!
My wife's other car is a broom.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Dodge: If you can't Dodge it, then Ram it.
My other car is a Pinto
Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one. (<---- RICER!)
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache it's a diesel
My other car is stuck up my nose!
My other car is a ufo.
This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
My other car is a piece of crap too!
Rust test in progress.
YES this is my truck. NO I won't help you move!
This car protected by a pitbull with AIDS
You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this! (<-----
Ricer with powerboosting stickers!)
RazorJack (comments)
GLK9mm
<snip unfunniness>
: RazorJack (comments)
Sure...and I'll speak(write) really slow for
you....YOU....ARE....NOT....FUNNY!!
'Nuf said.
Martin
'01 Formula - MTI Air Box Lid, K&N Filter,
SLP Cold Air Induction, Hurst-6
'83 V45 Magna
The Vampire Muffin Man
>Date: 3/21/2002 4:53 PM Eastern Standard Time
>Car Bumpers Mafia staff car.
Couldn't afford the real chromed plastic wheel covers?
> My other tardis is a police box.
But does he know where his towel is?
> My other car is a Zamboni
All that shaved ice... What are you trying to say?
> ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Seen on a Honda?
> Car will explode upon impact
You gotta love Pintos.
> Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
No... Look closer.
> If you love your life as much as I love my car you won't steal it.
You'd rather I steal that hot 20yo mistress of yours? So be it.
> If you can read this, flip car over (adhered upside-down)
I can read upside down. Does that mean I can keep flipping your car over until
I get bored?
> If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it
You look like a horse. *aims*
> This car is infected with AIDS...don't touch it!
Asshole Inside Driving Stupidly? Yep. You're right.
> This car is insured by the maffia you hit me they hit you
*puts severed horse head in the passenger seat while he is isn't looking*
> My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!
Sweet! I need a correct dashboard!
> My wife's other car is a broom.
Damn. Mine too!
> This is not an abandoned vehicle.
That's just your vacant mind I'm sensing then?
> Dodge: If you can't Dodge it, then Ram it.
*sticks "If you can read this, flip car over" sticker over this one*
> My other car is a Pinto
...and it's about to back into you.
> Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one. (<---- RICER!)
True enough.
> If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
I want this sticker for the Shaggin' Wagon. Only change 'under' to 'down'.
> Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
I could use something like that on a t-shirt to explain my mind sometimes.
> Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache it's a diesel
That or I had chili and a few beers last night.
> My other car is stuck up my nose!
And your head is stuck up your ass...
> My other car is a ufo.
*That*'s what that sticker on the back of the minivan in Last Action Hero
said... I always wondered.
> This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
That's 'cause she want's all the hot chicks for herself.
> My other car is a piece of crap too!
B.P.?
> Rust test in progress.
Passed with flying colors...and bondo and pop-rivited sheet metal, etc...
> YES this is my truck. NO I won't help you move!
Unless you let me get a 200ft or so to get some speed going.
> This car protected by a pitbull with AIDS
And You gave it to him, didn't you. Sick fuck that you are...
> You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this! (<-----
>Ricer with powerboosting stickers!)
You're secure with a three inch dick? More power (stickers) to ya, man...
The Vampire, "Muffin Man"
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Razorjack
RJ
"GLK9mm" <mgr...@REMOVE.CAPS.TO.EMAIL.cox.rr.com> wrote in message
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GLK9mm
: are you related to the ice witch? ;)
:
: RJ
Which of your three sex partners would that be, your mom, your sister, or
your pet chicken?
OH...almost forgot the wink. ;)
Razorjack
RJ
"GLK9mm" <mgr...@REMOVE.CAPS.TO.EMAIL.cox.rr.com> wrote in message
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GLK9mm
: acctully you would need to ask rosy palm and her 5 sisters...
:
: RJ
*shudder*
You keep your rosy palms far away from me mister.
*cringe*