Bumper Sticker

[Turbojet]

I saw a bumper sticker on a Chevy Pickup that read "A Man and His Truck -
It's a Beautiful Thing". I have to agree.

TJ

[Nort...@capeonramp.net.com]

I drive over Saabs is another good one!

David

[Ron R. II]

Saw this one yesterday.

On a chevy!
Calvin "wizzin" on a Chevy logo!
But, the stream was curving back up, Clavin had this pained look on
his face with his cheeks bulged out, and a thought balloon over his
head saying "$@^& Wind!!" LOLOL

I *gotta* find one of those!

I can put it right next to "Happiness is Clintons face on the back of
a milk carton"

Ron

[Keith Alumbaugh]

Does anyone know where I can get a car tag that says "Eat More 'Possum!" or
maybe a sticker that says that?

Keith

"Nort...@capeonramp.net.com" wrote:

> I drive over Saabs is another good one!
>
> David
>

> On Wed, 21 Jul 1999 21:19:23 GMT, "Turbojet"

[Joel Furtek]

Well,

In Brasstown, NC (not far from Murhpy, if that helps) you can help
yourself to all the possum lore you like, for instance this bumper
sticker:

"Possum, the OTHER other white meat."

Joel

In article <37978EC8...@earthlink.net>, Keith Alumbaugh

[jed]

Probably try Red Green's website! 8-)

Joel Furtek <Fur...@email.unc.edu> wrote in message
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[jlrey...@usa.net]

My favorite bumper stickers:

"Protect your right to own and arm bears"

"Yes, this is my truck....and No, I won't help you move."

[Mike]

Mine is, and I need it:
"Horn broken, watch for finger"

jlrey...@usa.net wrote:

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[Ron Declercq]

I have some: one is hows my driving dial 1800 eat shit
other is my kid beat up your hunor student

[Celblazer]

Saw one on the back of a Vette with a really hat blonde driving one day
"If you can beat it you can it eat"
Ron Declercq <ron...@mediaone.net> wrote in message
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[Bill Hanna]

> > My favorite bumper stickers:

Mine was on the bumper of a van at the bottom of a heap of other vehicles in
a junk yard: it read "Don't laugh, it's paid for."

[Radios and More]

"Nixon in 2000, he's not as stiff as Gore"
Bill Hanna <bill_...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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[Jody Welch]

My favorite "I wanted to skip work because the voices in my head told me to
stay home and clean the guns."

[dennymac]

mine:

lewinsky is now a republican, the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

Radios and More <rad...@radiosandmore.com> wrote in message
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[Randy Hartley]

Seen in California on the shirt of a motorcycle "driver":

"If you can read this, the BITCH fell off."

Jody Welch <popn...@intelos.net> wrote in message
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[Charlie White]

The best one I ever saw said "Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on
your windsheild!"

Randy Hartley <rhar...@salisbury.net> wrote in message
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[aperson]

Nothing like a little lipstick on your dipstick. and I break for
hallucinations. Always wondering why I got pulled over in that van. Ahh to
be 18 again

[aperson]

another one is "This may not be the Mayflower but your Daughter came across
it" or something to that effect
aperson <dar...@rcn.com> wrote in message
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[Roger Skog]

Seen in Seattle :
IF ASSHOLES COULD FLY, THIS PLACE WOULD BE AN AIRPORT

SEATTLE, WORLDS BIGGEST CARWASH.

Seen in San Diego:

SNIPER BAR & GRILL
ONE SHOT IS ALL YOU NEED

SNIPER
NO NEED TO RUN
YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED