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George Gleason

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Jan 5, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/5/00
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Why is it always CHECK 1 2 CHECK 1 2 ?
Cause on 3 you have to lift something

What Does A sound guy do when he wins a million in the lottery?
keeps doing sound till the money runs out

What's the difference between a lighting tech and a pig?
A pig won't hang around a bar to screw a lighting tech

What's LONG and Hard on a light tech?
3rd grade

What did Jesus tell the union stage hands?
don"t do anything till I get back


Chuck Antolina

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Jan 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/6/00
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ok...ok here we go....
here's my contribution:

What's the difference between a sound guy and a toilet?

A toilet only deals with one ***hole at a time!

Kelley

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Jan 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/6/00
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Why is lighting truss made of aluminum?
So it doesn't rust while the audio crew waits for it to get raised

Dave

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Jan 6, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/6/00
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Q: How many soundmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hey, soundmen DONT DO lights!

One day, god was looking down on the world, and happened to notice a sound
guy setting up for a show. "Gee, thats a smart looking fellow there," god
thought to himself; "I wonder what would happen if I took out half his
brain?" POOF! Half a brain gone, and the soundguy kept working,
although now he wanted to help the crew roll the gear in. "Wow" God thought
"Pretty amazing. now lets see what happens if I remove the rest of his
brain." POOF!

...the guy walks to the stage and starts focusing lights.


dave
soundworks
(ok, I DO have lights, but I dont like them)


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David Chessman

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Jan 7, 2000, 3:00:00 AM1/7/00
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Heres another:

Why can't a sound guy count past five?

He's holding the mic in his other hand.

Dave

On Thu, 06 Jan 2000 02:35:49 GMT, Chuck Antolina
<cant...@earthlink.net> wrote:

>ok...ok here we go....
>here's my contribution:
>
>What's the difference between a sound guy and a toilet?
>
>A toilet only deals with one ***hole at a time!
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>George Gleason wrote:
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>> Why is it always CHECK 1 2 CHECK 1 2 ?
>> Cause on 3 you have to lift something
>>
>> What Does A sound guy do when he wins a million in the lottery?
>> keeps doing sound till the money runs out
>>
>> What's the difference between a lighting tech and a pig?
>> A pig won't hang around a bar to screw a lighting tech
>>
>> What's LONG and Hard on a light tech?
>> 3rd grade
>>
>> What did Jesus tell the union stage hands?
>> don"t do anything till I get back

David I. Chessman Da...@chessman.net
Rental Shop Manager One Dream Sound
New York, NY (212) 274 - 1115

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And A Dark Side And It Holds The Universe Together.

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