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On Thu, 23 May 2013 23:50:02 -0700, % put forth the notion that:


>
> Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> > by Checkmate!
> >
> > On Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:59 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> Checkmate wrote:
> >>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
> >>> posts by Checkmate!
> >>>
> >>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 23:27:30 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
> >>>>> posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 22:46:06 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
> >>>>>>> posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:14 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> >>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 21:50:08 -0700, % put forth the notion
> >>>>>>>>> that:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> >>>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 21:37:54 -0700, % put forth the notion
> >>>>>>>>>>> that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 21:23:49 -0700, % put forth the notion
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 20:09:47 -0700, % put forth the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> notion that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when reading posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 17:55:47 -0700, % put forth the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> notion that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when reading posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 21:57:06 +0100, Gefreiter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krueger put forth the notion that:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 20:06:21 +0100, happy zombie
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jebus on the cross
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 17:25:59 +0100, "Gefreiter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 23 May 2013 15:04:46 +0100, happy zombie
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jebus on the cross
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 16:43:16 +0100, "Gefreiter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 16:37:24 +0100, happy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> zombie jebus on the cross
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <meow.mix@fuck_off_spammer_meow.org> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:52 +0100, "Gefreiter
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Krueger" <n...@spam.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> let me guess, you are a mr bean fan?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No. Too camp.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rowan atkinsons greatest failure is, sadly, his
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> greatest hit with the braindead masses. the only
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing that ever made me laugh in it was the
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goldfish in the park joke, otherwize, what a
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tragicly piss poor sitcom.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He was good in Not the Nine O'Clock News.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> funnily enough, i was watching ntnon sketches on
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> youtube along with kenny everett.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i found this, which is well worth checking out,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> its the pilot to intnon:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l39UyS8u5Y0 its
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> rough around the edges, but still very funny in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> places.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> they'd never put a show like that on tv these
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> days. the pretentious cunt brigade would go
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> apeshit over it.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Indeed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> saying that will make your boner fall off
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can prove that it doesn't.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you can only prove someone hasn't said it enough yet ,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i can also prove that it does
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Apparently you've said it enough, then.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> no , i lost mine between your hoover tubo suction lips
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> What's a "tubo"? Is it a musical instrument?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> its my pet name for you tubby , tubo
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> What's your pet name for yourself?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> its a long one , its ijustslappedcheckmatesmouth
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Bring it, or you're another Emmett.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> i delivered it to your door and there you are mouth slapped
> >>>>>>>> over it
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Spoken like a punk-assed little bitch.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> so you admit even one of those could kick your sick idiot ass
> >>>>>
> >>>
> >

When you make an empty reply, it screams of butthurt.

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On Thu, 23 May 2013 23:59:47 -0700, % put forth the notion that:


> > When you make an empty reply, it screams of butthurt.
>

See what I mean?
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