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ImprobiBall

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Jan 17, 2023, 2:25:11 AM1/17/23
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The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg

Malte Runz

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Jan 17, 2023, 1:01:40 PM1/17/23
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Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?

--
Malte Runz

Michael McLean

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Jan 17, 2023, 3:46:25 PM1/17/23
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I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we can
be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.




Mike

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Ted

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Jan 17, 2023, 6:24:08 PM1/17/23
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 07:46:20 +1100, Michael McLean
<michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
> > On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
> > <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
> >
> >> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary
"IMPOSSIBALL." A
> >> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does
the
> >> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable
that's
> >> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
> >>
> >> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
> >
> > Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat
Earther? You
> > really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
> >


> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how
we can
> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.


> Mike



When I look down at the ground, I imagine I'm looking up Australian
women's skirts (and then I have to run into the restroom and
masturbate).

Malte Runz

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Jan 17, 2023, 6:40:26 PM1/17/23
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On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:24:03 -0500, Ted <tedsm...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 07:46:20 +1100, Michael McLean
><michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> > On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>> > <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>> >
>> >> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary
>"IMPOSSIBALL." A
>> >> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does
>the
>> >> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable
>that's
>> >> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>> >>
>> >> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>> >
>> > Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat
>Earther? You
>> > really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>> >

Piggybacking

>> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how
>we can
>> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91IU8cFJ7o


>When I look down at the ground, I imagine I'm looking up Australian
>women's skirts (and then I have to run into the restroom and
>masturbate).

Really? Have you ever been to Australia?

--
Malte Runz

Ted

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Jan 17, 2023, 8:03:27 PM1/17/23
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 00:40:23 +0100, Malte Runz <nob...@busine.ss>
No. And don't tell me anything that can ruin my masturbation fantasy!

Rusty Fence Nail

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Jan 17, 2023, 8:16:31 PM1/17/23
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On 1/17/23 14:46, Michael McLean wrote:
> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>
>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>
>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>
>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>>
>
> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we can
> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.

Beware the rusty nail at the top of the fence.

Ho Ho Ho

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Jan 17, 2023, 8:48:43 PM1/17/23
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So you still believe in Santa Claus.

There is nothing to debate. Every globe earther is a dupe who thinks his
fantasies are the pinnacle of wisdom.

Lending dignity to the heliocentric globe lie by debating it is like
arguing about the existence of Santa Claus. Ho, ho, ho, homie.

The hypersonic spinning ball earth model is a fantasy. Earth is flat and
stationary. Santa is not real. You have to be completely retarded to
believe that the earth is a ball spinning faster than the speed of
sound. A iron flywheel will disintegrate at that speed, yet you are
expected to believe a ball of crumbly rock and magma doesn't fly apart
at that speed. That's just dumb.

I don't play games with mental midgets and slaves. Glober opinions are
worthless insanity. Go somewhere else to try putting yourself on a
pedestal. You will get knocked down here, nerd faggot.

Time to separate the men from the NASA fan boys.

You should watch the videos and learn how you have been deceived.
Otherwise fuck off and eat shit.

Oko Tillo

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Jan 17, 2023, 9:16:28 PM1/17/23
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On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 11:01:40 AM UTC-7, Malte Runz wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>
> >The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
> >Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
> >bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
> >why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
> >
> >https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg

//

> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?

My favorite science 'splainer, quantum physicist Sabine Hossenfelder,
has an entertaining video on the history, psychology, and science's counter arguments
to Flat Earthism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8DQSM-b2cc


Sri

Mortimer

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Jan 17, 2023, 9:45:53 PM1/17/23
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1/5 on the troll meter : too obvious. Better luck next time.

Michael McLean

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Jan 17, 2023, 10:06:10 PM1/17/23
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You too??

If someone can explain to me how I can be standing on the ground in
Australia and looking up, and a man in Finland can be standing on the
ground and looking up, I would be greatly appreciative.

Michael McLean

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Jan 17, 2023, 10:08:01 PM1/17/23
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On 18/01/2023 10:40 am, Malte Runz wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:24:03 -0500, Ted <tedsm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 07:46:20 +1100, Michael McLean
>> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>>> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>>>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary
>> "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does
>> the
>>>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable
>> that's
>>>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>>>
>>>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat
>> Earther? You
>>>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>>>>
>
> Piggybacking
>
>>> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how
>> we can
>>> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91IU8cFJ7o

A zombie screaming what someone told him doesn't explain it.



>> When I look down at the ground, I imagine I'm looking up Australian
>> women's skirts (and then I have to run into the restroom and
>> masturbate).
>
> Really? Have you ever been to Australia?

Zombie.

Ted

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Jan 18, 2023, 1:20:00 AM1/18/23
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 14:06:05 +1100, Michael McLean
LMAO!

Ted

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Jan 18, 2023, 1:21:42 AM1/18/23
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Good to see you, Mortimer. Are you Olrik?

Wogew Wabbit

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Jan 18, 2023, 2:23:52 AM1/18/23
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Awesome information, thanks!!!

What happens if you fall off the edge of the earth? Will
you fall forever?

Mortimer

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Jan 18, 2023, 2:32:42 AM1/18/23
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Yup. Nick from the same graphic novel. Now 99,99999999999 % a lurker.
Keep up the good work!

John Baker

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:00:02 AM1/18/23
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Stupidity as profound as yours surely must be painful. If not to you,
then to the people who have to deal with you.







AA #1898
Giver of No Fucks
Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Ted

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:35:17 AM1/18/23
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Always a pleasure to see you, then. You're one of the all time
greats, dude. A stellar guy.

Ted

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:37:07 AM1/18/23
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 03:59:56 -0500, John Baker <nu...@bizniz.net>
LOL. Unquestionably.

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:29:27 AM1/18/23
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On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 14:07:56 +1100, Michael McLean
You don't believe that gravity is a thing?

And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.

(snip)

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:49:02 AM1/18/23
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On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 19:50:05 -0600, Ho Ho Ho <h...@ho.ho> wrote:

>On 1/17/23 12:01, Malte Runz wrote:
>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>
>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>
>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>
>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>
>So you still believe in Santa Claus.

The funny things is that I never believed in Santa Claus. The fact
that you did speaks volumes.
>
>There is nothing to debate. Every globe earther is a dupe who thinks his
>fantasies are the pinnacle of wisdom.
>
>Lending dignity to the heliocentric globe lie by debating it is like
>arguing about the existence of Santa Claus. Ho, ho, ho, homie.
>
>The hypersonic spinning ball earth model is a fantasy. ...

Not my fantasy. I believe the Earth spins once every 24 hours.

> ... Earth is flat and
>stationary. Santa is not real. You have to be completely retarded to
>believe that the earth is a ball spinning faster than the speed of
>sound. ...

Spin, or rotation, is not measured in miles per hour, but rather in
'rotations per unit of time'. And Earth rotates once every 24 hours,
or 0.0007 rpm.

> ... A iron flywheel will disintegrate at that speed, yet you are
>expected to believe a ball of crumbly rock and magma doesn't fly apart
>at that speed. That's just dumb.

A fighter jet moves with supersonic speed without being torn apart.
Explain that, will you.

>
>I don't play games with mental midgets and slaves. Glober opinions are
>worthless insanity. Go somewhere else ...

I'm 'home' already. I'm not the one cross posting to alt.atheism and
alt.bible.


> ... to try putting yourself on a
>pedestal. You will get knocked down here, nerd faggot.

You must be a Christian, a man of God, a true believer, to find the
need to insert homophobic slurs in a debate about the shape of the
Earth.

>
>Time to separate the men from the NASA fan boys.

The ancient Greeks knew the Earth is a sphere. No NASA back then.
>
>You should watch the videos and learn how you have been deceived.
>Otherwise fuck off and eat shit.

You're a Poe, right? Your 'arguments' are simply too stereotypical to
be have been presented in earnest.

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:50:52 AM1/18/23
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On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 23:23:47 -0800, Wogew Wabbit <do...@wabbit.hole>
wrote:
No, you'll eventually land on the turtles.

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:51:28 AM1/18/23
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Already watched it. I enjoy her videos as well.

--
Malte Runz

Tim

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Jan 18, 2023, 7:48:31 AM1/18/23
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He doesn't believe that motorbikes are facts. He's obviously an idiot.

>
> And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
> not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
> experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.

stevie thinks his imaginary god does everything. He's obviously an idiot.

>
> (snip)
>
> --
> Malte Runz

Oko Tillo

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Jan 18, 2023, 10:15:12 AM1/18/23
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On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 3:51:28 AM UTC-7, Malte Runz wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:16:26 -0800 (PST), Oko Tillo
> <f.spl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 11:01:40 AM UTC-7, Malte Runz wrote:
> >> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
> >> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
> >>
> >> >The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
> >> >Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
> >> >bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
> >> >why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
> >> >
> >> >https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
> >
> >//
> >
> >> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
> >> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
> >

//

> >My favorite science 'splainer, quantum physicist Sabine Hossenfelder,
> >has an entertaining video on the history, psychology, and science's counter arguments
> >to Flat Earthism.
> >
> >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8DQSM-b2cc

> Already watched it. I enjoy her videos as well.

You too then! She's a treasure. I've currently got two of her books on my Kindle.


Sri



>
> --
> Malte Runz

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 3:03:03 PM1/18/23
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Don't be stoopid.

Gravity is just a word someone invented anyway. Do you really think
screaming "gravity" like that dick in the video explains it?"

That is not the point, though.

> And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
> not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
> experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.
>
> (snip)

Smart ass doesn't explain a lot, but it does explain something.

I am not asking why I am stucks to da earths!

I am asking why (standing on a ball shape of a planet, down south), am I
not standing on my head in Australia?

Explain that, genius.

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:13:54 PM1/18/23
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 07:02:57 +1100, Michael McLean
>Gravity is just a word someone invented anyway. ...

Unlike other words?


> ... Do you really think
>screaming "gravity" like that dick in the video explains it?"

Yes. Gravity is the reason we 'stick to a ball'.

>
>That is not the point, though.
>
>> And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
>> not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
>> experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.
>>
>> (snip)
>
>Smart ass doesn't explain a lot, ...

True. You haven't explained the downward acceleration.

> ... but it does explain something.

True again. It explains why you have trouble understanding basic
physics. Did the drop have other long term side effects? Can you use a
knife and fork simultaneously?


>
>I am not asking why I am stucks to da earths!
>
>I am asking why (standing on a ball shape of a planet, down south), am I
>not standing on my head in Australia?

Because the blood will rush to your head and you'll pass out fairly
quickly?

>
>Explain that, genius.

If you think 'south' means 'down' on our spherical Earth I doubt you'd
be able to understand even the simplest explanation. Go practice that
knife and fork thing instead.

--
Malte Runz

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:19:48 PM1/18/23
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A motorbike is a motorbike, that is why we call it a motorbike and not a
fact, dickhead.

Mike, explaining the facts of life to dickhead Tim.

No charge (so charitable).





Mike


>
>>
>> And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
>> not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
>> experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.
>
> stevie thinks his imaginary god does everything. He's obviously an idiot.
>
>>
>> (snip)
>>
>> --
>> Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:26:46 PM1/18/23
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don't tease him he's going to show me the woman he's got

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:35:37 PM1/18/23
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You haven't got an answer so you try to hide yourself in shallow,
juvenile bullshit. In other words, 'trying to be a clever boy' talk.

How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth and looking
up...on a ball?

%

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:39:52 PM1/18/23
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what should i do on the ball

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 4:59:47 PM1/18/23
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We are on a ball, right? Now over the horizon you go. Why are you in
Canada around the other side of the world to me of the same orientation
that I am...as in foot flat on the ground and looking up.

It is about our perception as human beings.

To me, it is proof positive of another dimension we are not aware of.

That talk will put Malte Runz in orbit! However, with you, I am hoping
you think.

Oko Tillo

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:31:10 PM1/18/23
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//

> >> I am not asking why I am stucks to da earths!

> >> I am asking why (standing on a ball shape of a planet, down south), am I
> >> not standing on my head in Australia?

> > Because the blood will rush to your head and you'll pass out fairly
> > quickly?

> >> Explain that, genius.

> > If you think 'south' means 'down' on our spherical Earth I doubt you'd
> > be able to understand even the simplest explanation. Go practice that
> > knife and fork thing instead.

> You haven't go

t an answer so you try to hide yourself in shallow,
> juvenile bullshit. In other words, 'trying to be a clever boy' talk.

> How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth and looking
> up...on a ball?

Sweet Bastet on a pillow, Malte -- I had thought he was just
having a lark here, playing silly buggers and having us on ...
but he actually doesn't get it at all, does he?


Sri

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:34:04 PM1/18/23
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 08:35:31 +1100, Michael McLean
That was the first time I gave you the answer.
>>>>>
>>>>> A zombie screaming what someone told him doesn't explain it.
>>>>
>>>> You don't believe that gravity is a thing?
>>>
>>> Don't be stoopid.
>>>
>>> Gravity is just a word someone invented anyway. ...
>>
>> Unlike other words?
>>
>>
>>> ... Do you really think
>>> screaming "gravity" like that dick in the video explains it?"
>>
>> Yes. Gravity is the reason we 'stick to a ball'.

That was the second time.
>>
>>>
>>> That is not the point, though.
>>>
>>>> And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
>>>> not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
>>>> experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.
>>>>
>>>> (snip)
>>>
>>> Smart ass doesn't explain a lot, ...
>>
>> True. You haven't explained the downward acceleration.
>>
>>> ... but it does explain something.
>>
>> True again. It explains why you have trouble understanding basic
>> physics. Did the drop have other long term side effects? Can you use a
>> knife and fork simultaneously?
>>
>>
>>>
>>> I am not asking why I am stucks to da earths!
>>>
>>> I am asking why (standing on a ball shape of a planet, down south), am I
>>> not standing on my head in Australia?
>>
>> Because the blood will rush to your head and you'll pass out fairly
>> quickly?
>>
>>>
>>> Explain that, genius.
>>
>> If you think 'south' means 'down' on our spherical Earth I doubt you'd
>> be able to understand even the simplest explanation. Go practice that
>> knife and fork thing instead.
>>
>
>You haven't got an answer ...

I have given it to you twice. I even linked to a video that explained
as simple as possible. You didn't get and when you began to conflate
'up and down' with 'north and south', I knew this would be an uphill
battle.

> ... so you try to hide yourself in shallow,
>juvenile bullshit. ...

So, you are the adult in this? Really? You? 'Why am I not standing on
my head in Australia?'

Guys, help me out here. Is he acting stupid, or is he a trolling Poe?

> ... In other words, 'trying to be a clever boy' talk.
>
>How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...

Except for those, who for one reason or another, are standing on their
head. Go on...

> ... and looking
>up...on a ball?

The is no top or bottom on a ball, but there is gravity, which means
that on global Earth the 'down-arrow' is pointing towards the center
of the sphere regardless of where you are, and the 'up-arrow' is
pointing... No, I think I will let you figure that one out all by
yourself. Extra points if you can incorporate the words 'perpendicular
to the tangent plane'.

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Dude, most of us have been aware of the third dimension all our lives.
>
>That talk will put Malte Runz in orbit! ...

"In orbit". So you do know the Earth is a globe, and how gravity
works!

> ... However, with you, I am hoping
>you think.

Maybe he can teach you the cutlery trick.

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Jan 18, 2023, 5:49:18 PM1/18/23
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I don't know... He has difficulties with the concept of 'mass
attracting mass' and now he is onto something about extra dimensions.
Maybe we should have our local specialist, Andrew W, aka 'QAndrew',
aka 'Qewie', aka 'the Blunder from Down Under', aka 'the Brown
Aussie', maybe he could teach us all about those unknown extra
dimensions.

Or I could go find something on rumormill news.

--
Malte Runz

Gravity Sucks Balls

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Jan 18, 2023, 6:13:15 PM1/18/23
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They're not clever at all. They are establishment propagandists. They
are accustomed to a traumatized population just accepting their lies
based on appeals to authority. But those days are numbered and the
chickens are coming home to roost.

The 'guvrinmint' has thousands of henchmen in cyberspace disparaging
anything that exposes the government's lies. They worship the state (the
image in Nebuchadnezzar's dream) and that state image is their god. It
is the god of fertility (economic growth) that concerns them most today.

Some of these poor fools were told by their handlers that they are
descended from a 'master race' and must lie to survive in the face of
the inferior savages. In reality these 'superior men' are devils. The
occult system is based on layers and layers of lies, distractions,
appeals to human pride and self-importance. The Heliocentric myth was
carefully indoctrinated into the public by the occult change agents,
most of whom are either Freemasons or Jesuits.

>
> How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth and looking
> up...on a ball?

The earth is flat. It is not a ball spinning at hypersonic speed.
Reality is exactly what we see with our eyes and feel with our senses.
The celestial objects orbit the earth in a circuit, just as we see with
our eyes. We are not falling away backward from the sun at over a
thousand miles per hour. The sun is an electrical phenomenon and the
'solar flares' are electrical plasma arcs, not explosions from a ball of
gas. According to their model the sun's mass and gravity is millions of
times greater than the earth. Their own 'law of gravity' would not
permit a stream of gas to jump 10 inches from the solar surface, let
alone thousands of miles. It's bullshit.

These poor faggots who come here with their snarky remarks and mockery
don't realize just how queer and pathetic they are. But they are
sodomites in the true sense of the word. They are cruel and heartless to
the stranger and the family of Abraham.

The ball earth psyop is over 3500 years old. It did not originate with
Erosthothenes. It originated much earlier with the Brahman priests who
took the dogma to Babylon. Ancient Hinduism teaches that the Universe is
born and dies in periods of billions of years called, kalpas. In their
religion the universe begins as a tiny 'cosmic egg' and then expands
outward, seeding more cosmic eggs that turn into stars. Eventually
everything is sucked back together by gravity into the cosmic egg and
the cycle repeats. This is the actual religion of the astrophysicists.
CERN has a statue of the Hindu deity in front of their office complex.
They are also instructed to lie to the 'profane' and not reveal the
truth of their dogma.

The reason most people don't know this history is because the liars run
the government and the education system. They're not going to teach the
Hindu origins of the Heliocentric myth. The don't want you to know it is
ancient religious dogma, because they want to destroy the faith of
Jesus. The Hebrew scriptures have no concept of a 'universe.' That is a
pagan concept.

These Babylonian Hindu queers want to fuck and kill your kids. While
followers of Jesus live in faith there will always be laws against child
rape and child sacrifice. Such wasn't the case in the ancient world,
where children were sold as sacrifices and sex slaves. The faith of
Jesus changed that and caused it to be illegal. The other religions were
happily fucking and burning little children as part of their ceremonies.
The Christians put a stop to that. Woke leftists also want to fuck and
kill children. That's why they hate Christians and demand abortion.

Before the time of Christ the Ba'al ball priests were teaching the
Heliocentric, ball earth myth. They maintain power over the masses by
convincing the masses that average men are insignificant animals and
their priesthood (scientists) are beings of divine intelligence and
understanding.

It's complete bullshit. These rebels are knowingly and willfully
rebelling against the creator. They have no covering for their
wickedness. They have one desire, to drag others down with them. This is
why they will battle and prattle and wank endlessly for a false dogma.
They hate the creator. They lust after the power to do harm to people
who will not bend the knee and agree with their lies. They need the lies
to suppress people because of what they perpetrate upon children, and
they fear retribution for that.

The ball earth myth was invented by kid fuckers. You kid fuckers are
doomed. We're coming for you. You think you have the upper hand, but
you're about to feel an uppercut. Jehovah is coming to flush your Brahma
solar cow down the cosmic toilet.

Oko Tillo

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Jan 18, 2023, 6:37:14 PM1/18/23
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//

> >Sweet Bastet on a pillow, Malte -- I had thought he was just
> >having a lark here, playing silly buggers and having us on ...
> >but he actually doesn't get it at all, does he?

> I don't know... He has difficulties with the concept of 'mass
> attracting mass' and now he is onto something about extra dimensions.
> Maybe we should have our local specialist, Andrew W, aka 'QAndrew',
> aka 'Qewie', aka 'the Blunder from Down Under', aka 'the Brown
> Aussie', maybe he could teach us all about those unknown extra
> dimensions.

> Or I could go find something on rumormill news.

LOL!

I've long accused Michael of being the king of non sequiturs,
but I meant individual blurts, not an entire "thought" process.

Sri

Oko Tillo

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Jan 18, 2023, 6:44:27 PM1/18/23
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//
I call Poe. A quite well done Poe, but a Poe nonetheless.

Incidentally the statue in front of the Administration Building
at Cern is Shiva, dancing.




Sri




Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 8:24:46 PM1/18/23
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"Gets it" Sri, plows into his greatness and articulates awesomely of his
awesomeness. So, it should be a walk in the park for someone like you
to explain our perceptions.

"How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth and
looking up...on a ball."

I await in anticipation for your explanation.

Thank you in advance.





Mike
>> up...on a ball?

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 8:34:20 PM1/18/23
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You'll be known as "dodge ball Runz" in a minute, Sphere head!

I am not talking about gravity! I am not talking about gravity!
Gravity, not talking about. Nope, not gravity. Got it, yet?

I am talking about human perception. For the love of God, human perceive
that please!

I am talking about all of us being on a ball and all looking up at the
same time.

How is that possible being on a ball? Go and find a ball, and look at
it, if that helps. And the other thing, I am not stating anything, I am
asking. So, please, put away your glorious, self-important, derogatory
weakness for a minute, and answer the question.

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 8:48:20 PM1/18/23
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Then you can explain my question, instead of waffling and carrying on
like a superior dickhead?

That would be nice.

"We are on a ball, right? Now over the horizon you go. Why are you in
Canada around the other side of the world to me of the same orientation
that I am...as in foot flat on the ground and looking up?"

A gravitational force (the attraction of the earth's mass for bodies
near its surface) does not explain our perception, Buddy.

Put your dick away for a minute and think.





Mike




>>
>> That talk will put Malte Runz in orbit! ...
>
> "In orbit". So you do know the Earth is a globe, and how gravity
> works!
>
>> ... However, with you, I am hoping
>> you think.
>
> Maybe he can teach you the cutlery trick.
>

--

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 8:52:25 PM1/18/23
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Oh please, stop waffling and pulling each other's dicks, oh glorious
ones, and try to address the question, Mr All Knowing "Third Dimension
for years."

Oko Tillo

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Jan 18, 2023, 9:04:18 PM1/18/23
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//

> > I don't know... He has difficulties with the concept of 'mass
> > attracting mass' and now he is onto something about extra dimensions.
> > Maybe we should have our local specialist, Andrew W, aka 'QAndrew',
> > aka 'Qewie', aka 'the Blunder from Down Under', aka 'the Brown
> > Aussie', maybe he could teach us all about those unknown extra
> > dimensions.

> > Or I could go find something on rumormill news.

LOL!


> Oh please, stop waffling and pulling each other's dicks, oh glorious
> ones, and try to address the question, Mr All Knowing "Third Dimension
> for years."

You can lead an ass to science, Malte, but you can't make it think.


Sri


> Mike

Andrew W

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Jan 18, 2023, 9:23:24 PM1/18/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tq71et$3cpms$2...@dont-email.me...

>On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>
>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>
>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>
>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>>
>
>I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we can be
>in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
>

It's because 1/ the earth is very very big and we are very very small, and
2/ there is no up and down in space.

If you were to rotate the earth 180 degrees would it make any difference to
your experience?



--
Democracy is a fraud where the voter's minds are swayed and controlled by a
corrupt partisan media.

http://www.rumormillnews.com -- The best alternative news site

Michael McLean

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Jan 18, 2023, 9:32:02 PM1/18/23
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Hahahahaha...oh dear!

The further I go down this narrow road, the more things differ from what
I formally knew.  Fallen man bases everything on his perception,
equating that perception with reality, like it is a forgone conclusion;
the deluded dick! The son of God bases everything on his perception,
too, but that perception is from the Lord.

Psa_119:105  Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.

And thank God for that!

I am getting to something here with this talk about all of us looking
up. Don't ask me what. :-). We have something in us - another
dimension/capacity, we are unaware of, like when Elisha showed his
servant not to fear - 2Ki 6:17  And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I
pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes
of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of
horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.

The servant was given a view into that other dimension.

Another time: 2Ki 20:11  So Isaiah called out in prayer to GOD, and the
shadow went back ten degrees on Ahaz's sundial. Jesus stilling the
storm, raising the dead, healing, and there is, of course, many more
examples in the bible.

There is a dimension just around the corner of our understanding and
perception.  The other day I was on my bush walk, and as I passed
through the trees with all the leaves on the ground, I had the sensation
of flying or passing above the ground, all of which were brief.

We think it is incredible what man has been able to do in our lifetimes,
but what if it is but a grain of sand?  :-).  Well, I believe it is.

Bottom line, though, I really don't give a damn about all of that.  All
I care about is Him. I am sure that Job would have given it all up again
rather than lose Him.

A bowl of soup is for a dead idol worshiper; you can put a pause where
you like. :-).

Oko Tillo

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On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 7:23:24 PM UTC-7, Andrew W wrote:
> "Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tq71et$3cpms$2...@dont-email.me...
> >On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
> >> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
> >> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
> >>
> >>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
> >>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
> >>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
> >>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
> >>>
> >>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
> >>
> >> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
> >> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
> >>

//

> >I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we can be
> >in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.

Actually it's because no matter where on Earth you are standing,
the gravity vector points straight down, towards the center of the Earth.

Imagine a globe with tooth picks stuck anywhere on it, perpendicular
to the surface. That's people standing anywhere on the globe





> It's because 1/ the earth is very very big and we are very very small, and
> 2/ there is no up and down in space.



Sri


Frank Lee

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Jan 18, 2023, 11:15:21 PM1/18/23
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Michael McLean <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:

Malte wrote:
> > The is no top or bottom on a ball, but there is gravity, which means
> > that on global Earth the 'down-arrow' is pointing towards the center
> > of the sphere regardless of where you are, and the 'up-arrow' is
> > pointing... No, I think I will let you figure that one out all by
> > yourself. Extra points if you can incorporate the words 'perpendicular
> > to the tangent plane'.
>
> You'll be known as "dodge ball Runz" in a minute, Sphere head!
>
> I am not talking about gravity! I am not talking about gravity!
> Gravity, not talking about. Nope, not gravity. Got it, yet?

He gave you the answer. Instead, you would rather be
ignorant at the top of your lungs.

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

Michael McLean

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There are things about what he said that you will never know until the
day you die, Buddy Brilliant.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 3:40:16 AM1/19/23
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You two offer each other a reach around and call that "science?"

:-).

For the record, you haven't presented any scientific information, you
monumental wanker-mouth! :-)))))))))))))))).

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 3:40:58 AM1/19/23
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I am not talking about gravity. Yes, it is the English language! :-).

What is this? Shallow dickfest atheist week? :-).

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 3:55:36 AM1/19/23
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Bullshit. So, are there only poles also? No north pole and south pole?

Do you want me to toss you a baseball? You hit the top of a ball and it
does one thing, and you hit the bottom of the ball and it does another,
as indeed hitting the centre of the ball.


> but there is gravity, which means
> that on global Earth the 'down-arrow' is pointing towards the center
> of the sphere regardless of where you are, and the 'up-arrow' is
> pointing... No, I think I will let you figure that one out all by
> yourself. Extra points if you can incorporate the words 'perpendicular
> to the tangent plane'.

You can't figure it out, that is why you have to dodge with bullshit
condescension! "I will let you figure it out", :-), typical transparent
atheist shallowism. :-).

You can't answer the question because it goes beyond your science into a
dimension beyond your tiny science, like the existence of your Creator.
"How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...and
looking up...on a ball?"

Clearly, you are not 'Mr Figured It All Out', Runz. :-).

Tim

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Jan 19, 2023, 5:59:32 AM1/19/23
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So, give me an example of a fact.

>
> Mike, explaining the facts of life to dickhead Tim.

According to you facts are facts. So what's to explain?

>
> No charge (so charitable).

You can't charge for what you don't have.

Tim

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:00:43 AM1/19/23
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Hit it with your totem pole.

Tim

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:04:37 AM1/19/23
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LOL! Is that a fact?

Can you ride your nonfact motorbike in this dimension?

Idiot!

>
> That talk will put Malte Runz in orbit! However, with you, I am hoping
> you think.

LOL! You wouldn't know thinking if it walked up and bitch slapped you, bitch.

Tim

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He's acting naturally, but what can you expect from a person who believes motorbikes are nonfactual?

>
> > ... In other words, 'trying to be a clever boy' talk.
> >
> >How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...
>
> Except for those, who for one reason or another, are standing on their
> head. Go on...

Stevie's confused because his head is up his arse.

Tim

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:15:25 AM1/19/23
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Promises, promises,... .

<yawn>

Tim

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:19:42 AM1/19/23
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They're nonfacts, like your motorbike, derp.

>
> Do you want me to toss you a baseball? You hit the top of a ball and it
> does one thing, and you hit the bottom of the ball and it does another,
> as indeed hitting the centre of the ball.

Wow, that's deep!

> > but there is gravity, which means
> > that on global Earth the 'down-arrow' is pointing towards the center
> > of the sphere regardless of where you are, and the 'up-arrow' is
> > pointing... No, I think I will let you figure that one out all by
> > yourself. Extra points if you can incorporate the words 'perpendicular
> > to the tangent plane'.
> You can't figure it out, that is why you have to dodge with bullshit
> condescension! "I will let you figure it out", :-), typical transparent
> atheist shallowism. :-).

The projection is strong in you.

>
> You can't answer the question because it goes beyond your science into a
> dimension beyond your tiny science, like the existence of your Creator.
> "How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...and
> looking up...on a ball?"

How did you get to be so stupid? Did you fall of your nonfact motorbike and damage your nonfact brain?

>
> Clearly, you are not 'Mr Figured It All Out', Runz. :-).

Clearly, you are an imbecile.

Oko Tillo

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//

> > I call Poe. A quite well done Poe, but a Poe nonetheless.

> > Incidentally the statue in front of the Administration Building
> > at Cern is Shiva, dancing.


> There are things about what he said that you will never know until the
> day you die, Buddy Brilliant.

"Things", are there?

List just two of these "things:




Sri

Oko Tillo

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Jan 19, 2023, 9:13:30 AM1/19/23
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Ah, once again your unending fascination with men having sex.
Why don't you just make yourself happier by coming out of that closet?
Most people really aren't judgmental these days, you know


> oh glorious
> >> ones, and try to address the question, Mr All Knowing "Third Dimension
> >> for years."

Given that I never said anything like that, your reputation as
an endless font of non sequiturs is safe.

> > You can lead an ass to science, Malte, but you can't make it think.

> You two offer each other a reach around and call that "science?"

Really, just come out. It'll be a relief.



> For the record, you haven't presented any scientific information, you
> monumental wanker-mouth! :-)))))))))))))))).

Actually I have.
So as Artie would put it: "YOU CAN'T READ!!!!!".


Sri

Malte Runz

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On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:34:13 +1100, Michael McLean
Was it too difficult for you to answer my simple question?

>
>You'll be known as "dodge ball Runz" in a minute, Sphere head!

You ask me to explain why 'up' in Australia points in the opposite
direction of 'up' in Canada. The answer is because of gravity. There
is no other answer.


>I am not talking about gravity! I am not talking about gravity!
>Gravity, not talking about. Nope, not gravity. Got it, yet?

But gravity is the answer.
>
>I am talking about human perception. For the love of God, human perceive
>that please!

We perceive 'up' as the opposite direction as 'down' (duh!), and down
is pointing towards the center of the sphere we walk on. How do we
sense it? Gravity! Have you ever heard of gravity? GRAVITYYYYY!!!!

And we're right back where we started.

>
>I am talking about all of us being on a ball and all looking up at the
>same time.

Yes, and you sound like a moron doing it. I thought I should let you
know.

>How is that possible being on a ball?

Because of gravity. Gravity 'pulls' us all towards the center of the
ball and therefore 'local up' varies depending on where you are.

> ... Go and find a ball, and look at
>it, if that helps. And the other thing, I am not stating anything, I am
>asking. ...

But you're not listening to the answer.

> ... So, please, put away your glorious, self-important, derogatory
>weakness ...

Let me pick a few quotes from your replies to me:

"Zombie."
"Smart ass"
"genius." (When you're right you're right!)
"dickhead"

I think we all know who suffers from "derogatory weakness" here.

> ... for a minute, and answer the question.

This from the guy who wouldn't (couldn't?) answer my question.

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Jan 19, 2023, 11:29:10 AM1/19/23
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:48:13 +1100, Michael McLean
<michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:

(snip)


>Then you can explain my question, instead of waffling and carrying on
>like a superior dickhead?

Again? I've told you three times already. Mass attracts mass, we call
the effect gravity, and that is what keeps us on 'a ball'.
>
>That would be nice.
>
>"We are on a ball, right? ...

Yes, and it's a big one.

> ... Now over the horizon you go. Why are you in
>Canada around the other side of the world to me of the same orientation
>that I am...as in foot flat on the ground and looking up?"

There is no 'universal up' on Earth. 'Local up' is a vector,
perpendicular to the tangential plane pointing away from the center of
the sphere.
>
>A gravitational force (the attraction of the earth's mass for bodies
>near its surface) ...

And far away from the surface. Gravity will work on two masses even if
they are 10 billion LY apart.

> ... does not explain our perception, Buddy.

Of course it does. I don't know how to explain it to you, if you
haven't got it by now, Buddy Dickhead.

--
Malte Runz

Malte Runz

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Jan 19, 2023, 12:03:14 PM1/19/23
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On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 19:55:29 +1100, Michael McLean
Don't bother. I know by now.
>>
>>> ... In other words, 'trying to be a clever boy' talk.
>>>
>>> How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...
>>
>> Except for those, who for one reason or another, are standing on their
>> head. Go on...
>>
>>> ... and looking
>>> up...on a ball?
>>
>> The is no top or bottom on a ball,
>
>Bullshit. ...

Really? Point to the top of this:

https://tinyurl.com/3r57bed2

> ... So, are there only poles also? No north pole and south pole?

Of course there are two poles, but they are defined by the axis we
rotate around. It has nothing to do with how we perceive up or down in
different places on Earth, though. The poles are not special places in
that respect. It's merely convention to call the North Pole the 'Top
of the Earth'.

>
>Do you want me to toss you a baseball? ...

Do you want me to whack it out of the ball park as well?

> You hit the top of a ball and it
>does one thing, and you hit the bottom of the ball and it does another,
>as indeed hitting the centre of the ball.

There is only a top and a bottom when you look at it relative to the
surface of the Earth. Free-floating in empty space you have no top and
bottom, no up and down. Rotate the ball 180 degrees here on Earth and
what was the top becomes the bottom.

'How can you have a top becoming a bottom, mister Buddy Genius Zombie
Dickhead?'

Just shut the fuck up, will ya.


>> but there is gravity, which means
>> that on global Earth the 'down-arrow' is pointing towards the center
>> of the sphere regardless of where you are, and the 'up-arrow' is
>> pointing... No, I think I will let you figure that one out all by
>> yourself. Extra points if you can incorporate the words 'perpendicular
>> to the tangent plane'.
>
>You can't figure it out, ...

Are you immune to irony?


> ... that is why you have to dodge with bullshit
>condescension! "I will let you figure it out", :-), typical transparent
>atheist shallowism. :-).

You are, if you're not just pretending to be one, a complete and utter
imbecile. You have no clue about basic physics, and you ask question
that most first graders have understood the answers to. I now know why
I had you in my kill file.
>
>You can't answer the question because it goes beyond your science into a
>dimension beyond your tiny science, like the existence of your Creator.

Take your creator and go find a room.

>"How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...and
>looking up...on a ball?"

'Mickey, when you start in First grade the teacher will explain it all
to you. Now, go play with the crayons you haven't eaten yet.'
>
>Clearly, you are not 'Mr Figured It All Out', Runz. :-).

From you I take that as a compliment.

--
Malte Runz

Oko Tillo

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On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 9:29:10 AM UTC-7, Malte Runz wrote:
> On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:48:13 +1100, Michael McLean
> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>
> (snip)
> >Then you can explain my question, instead of waffling and carrying on
> >like a superior dickhead?
> Again? I've told you three times already. Mass attracts mass, we call
> the effect gravity, and that is what keeps us on 'a ball'.
> >
> >That would be nice.
> >
> >"We are on a ball, right? ...
>
> Yes, and it's a big one.
>
> > ... Now over the horizon you go. Why are you in
> >Canada around the other side of the world to me of the same orientation
> >that I am...as in foot flat on the ground and looking up?"
> There is no 'universal up' on Earth. 'Local up' is a vector,
> perpendicular to the tangential plane pointing away from the center of
> the sphere.
> >

//

> >A gravitational force (the attraction of the earth's mass for bodies
> >near its surface) ...

> And far away from the surface. Gravity will work on two masses even if
> they are 10 billion LY apart.

> > ... does not explain our perception, Buddy.

> Of course it does. I don't know how to explain it to you, if you
> haven't got it by now, Buddy Dickhead.

Oh, that's easy enough -- one simple equation says it all:

https://byjus.com/physics/einstein-field-equation/



> Malte Runz



Sri

Malte Runz

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On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 17:14:39 -0600, Gravity Sucks Balls
<gra...@sucks.balls> wrote:


(snip crazed conspiratorial rant)

>The earth is flat. It is not a ball spinning at hypersonic speed.

You're right. It spins very, very slowly. Once every 24 hours. 0.0007
rpm.

>Reality is exactly what we see with our eyes and feel with our senses.
>The celestial objects orbit the earth in a circuit, just as we see with
>our eyes. ...

What! We don't see that at all... well, on the North and South Pole it
looks like that. But from where I am, 56 degrees north, 10 degrees
east, I see the celestial bodies rise over the horizon, traverse the
sky in an arch and set on the opposite side (give or take). What you
describe is simply nonsense. The retrograde movements of the planets
alone proves you wrong.

(snip more Dubayesque rantings of a disturbed and confused prick)

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Malte Runz

jdyoung

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On Tuesday, January 17, 2023 at 3:46:25 PM UTC-5, Michael McLean wrote:
> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
> > On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
> > <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
> >
> >> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
> >> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
> >> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
> >> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
> >>
> >> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
> >
> > Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
> > really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
> >
> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we can
> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.

How can you stand on your head when your head is so far up your ass, phony xtian?

J Young
jdyo...@ymail.com

Proselytize at your own risk

Michael McLean

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On 19/01/2023 1:23 pm, Andrew W wrote:
> "Michael McLean"  wrote in message news:tq71et$3cpms$2...@dont-email.me...
>
>> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
>>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
>>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>>
>>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>>
>>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
>>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>>>
>>
>> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we
>> can be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
>>
>
> It's because 1/ the earth is very very big and we are very very small,
> and 2/ there is no up and down in space.
>
> If you were to rotate the earth 180 degrees would it make any difference
> to your experience?

Hell yeah, 1 degree out and we'd all be doomed.

You are just saying what you think happens, what they tell you.

You haven't provided an explanation.

Oko Tillo

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On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 1:21:19 PM UTC-7, Michael McLean wrote:
> On 19/01/2023 1:23 pm, Andrew W wrote:
> > "Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tq71et$3cpms$2...@dont-email.me...
> >
> >> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
> >>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
> >>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
> >>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
> >>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
> >>>>
> >>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
> >>>
> >>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
> >>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
> >>>
> >>
> >> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we
> >> can be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
> >>
> >
> > It's because 1/ the earth is very very big and we are very very small,
> > and 2/ there is no up and down in space.
> >

//

> > If you were to rotate the earth 180 degrees would it make any difference
> > to your experience?

> Hell yeah, 1 degree out and we'd all be doomed.

The Earth rotates 1 degree every four minutes.

Not actually seeing the doom.



Sri

Andrew W

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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqc8np$1mhcd$1...@dont-email.me...

>On 19/01/2023 1:23 pm, Andrew W wrote:
>> "Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tq71et$3cpms$2...@dont-email.me...
>>
>>> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>>>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does the
>>>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable that's
>>>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>>>
>>>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat Earther? You
>>>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how we can
>>> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
>>>
>>
>> It's because 1/ the earth is very very big and we are very very small,
>> and 2/ there is no up and down in space.
>>
>> If you were to rotate the earth 180 degrees would it make any difference
>> to your experience?
>
>Hell yeah, 1 degree out and we'd all be doomed.
>
>You are just saying what you think happens, what they tell you.
>
>You haven't provided an explanation.
>

You misunderstood what I said. I'm saying that no matter what orientation
the earth is in (in space), we would not know because there is no up and
down in space. The frame of reference for up and down is always towards the
center of the planet.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 5:20:40 PM1/19/23
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Because your question was missing the point and shallow. I am not
standing on my head because I am not standing on my head. :-). Happy now?


>> You'll be known as "dodge ball Runz" in a minute, Sphere head!
>
> You ask me to explain why 'up' in Australia points in the opposite
> direction of 'up' in Canada. The answer is because of gravity. There
> is no other answer.

In the word of an immortal genius, "I knew this would be an uphill battle."

And for the record, it always is!


>> I am not talking about gravity! I am not talking about gravity!
>> Gravity, not talking about. Nope, not gravity. Got it, yet?

Malte wrote:
> But gravity is the answer.

No, it is not, it is beyond that. All "gravity" is, is a word. It is
not an explanation, it is not an understanding, or reason, or even,
indeed, a defining of its reality.

It is all about what we perceive.

We are in a matrix, and all fallen man sees are physical things, and you
lot pretend that is all there is, and thus you give your names to those
physical things as explanation. All sown up then? Far from it!

If our eyes were opened and we could see, say radio waves, or gamma
waves, or electricity, or the 'sound' of music, or the true intent of a
man's words (that'll really shock ya), and so on, we would all be blown
away and blown away again.

Same with gravity. If you could see gravity, the last thing you would
be thinking is, "Oh, that is just gravity." It is much more than a
word, it is a power greater than us.


>> I am talking about human perception. For the love of God, human perceive
>> that please!
>
> We perceive 'up' as the opposite direction as 'down' (duh!),

That is the point.

> and down
> is pointing towards the center of the sphere we walk on. How do we
> sense it? Gravity! Have you ever heard of gravity? GRAVITYYYYY!!!!

You said we perceive up and down, and, of course, the "duh," because you
are really weally weally clever, and you just know everything, Malte
mate! The point is, why do we perceive up and down if the world we live
in operates in a dimension of neither up nor down?

Think about it.

Anyone can parrot what they have heard and/or been told.  Understanding,
though, is another thing.

I like to explain it this way: a car crashes through the front window of
a supermarket.  Your level is, and it is clear and evident why there is
a car sitting in the middle of the supermarket (gravity).  "It has come
through the damn window," with a "derrrrr" attitude thrown in because
you feel the need, in your insecurity, to assert your tiresome
superiority.  But I am not asking "how" (gravity) the car got into the
centre of the supermarket, but "why?"

"Gravity" as an answer is entirely unsatisfactory. Screaming "there is a
car in the middle of the supermarket" or "gravity" is just dumb,
extremely shallow, and leaves a mind in a zombie state, like your video
moron.

In other words, why does "gravity," which knows no up or down, determine
in our perceptions that there is an up and down?   What dimension does
"gravity" exist in to have the power to supersede us and overrule our
perception.

It is an entity more powerful than us and our perceptions.

How can I be in space, returning from the moon, aiming to land on the
bottom of the ball (Australia) – from the perspective of space – and yet
appear to land on top of it in our perception?

Are you getting warmer?

The closest I can get for you is what I have already said, "Why do we
perceive up and down if the world we live in operates in a dimension of
neither up nor down?"

> And we're right back where we started.

Yes, because your answer is unsatisfactory, and you know it, and now you
should feel it.






Mike

>
>>
>> I am talking about all of us being on a ball and all looking up at the
>> same time.
>
> Yes, and you sound like a moron doing it. I thought I should let you
> know.
>
>> How is that possible being on a ball?
>
> Because of gravity. Gravity 'pulls' us all towards the center of the
> ball and therefore 'local up' varies depending on where you are.
>
>> ... Go and find a ball, and look at
>> it, if that helps. And the other thing, I am not stating anything, I am
>> asking. ...
>
> But you're not listening to the answer.
>
>> ... So, please, put away your glorious, self-important, derogatory
>> weakness ...
>
> Let me pick a few quotes from your replies to me:
>
> "Zombie."
> "Smart ass"
> "genius." (When you're right you're right!)
> "dickhead"
>
> I think we all know who suffers from "derogatory weakness" here.
>
>> ... for a minute, and answer the question.
>
> This from the guy who wouldn't (couldn't?) answer my question.
>

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Michael McLean

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On 20/01/2023 3:29 am, Malte Runz wrote:
See the other post.

If you still don't get it, then we'll have to let it go.




Mike

Andrew W

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Jan 19, 2023, 5:22:43 PM1/19/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqb0i2$1fqfh$5...@dont-email.me...
There's your first mistake (and not just yours). Stop just calling the earth
a "ball" because that shrinks it all down to something you can hold in your
hand which throws out all the planetary physics. Calling the earth a small
ball is what makes this all look ridiculous, so stop it.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 5:53:42 PM1/19/23
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Like everyone would...top of the picture. The bit, when you bounce it,
doesn't hit the ground.

That is what we perceive.



>> ... So, are there only poles also? No north pole and south pole?
>
> Of course there are two poles, but they are defined by the axis we
> rotate around. It has nothing to do with how we perceive up or down in
> different places on Earth, though. The poles are not special places in
> that respect. It's merely convention to call the North Pole the 'Top
> of the Earth'.

Thanks for the tip.

How and what we perceive is the point, though.

My point was, nothing is freelance, floating in a limbo. Our
perceptions demand definition, but definition is not limited by our
perception.

That is why your "gravity" definition is insufficient.


>> Do you want me to toss you a baseball? ...
>
> Do you want me to whack it out of the ball park as well?

Champion.

>> You hit the top of a ball and it
>> does one thing, and you hit the bottom of the ball and it does another,
>> as indeed hitting the centre of the ball.
>
> There is only a top and a bottom when you look at it relative to the
> surface of the Earth. Free-floating in empty space you have no top and
> bottom, no up and down. Rotate the ball 180 degrees here on Earth and
> what was the top becomes the bottom.

See my other post. Really see it.


>
> 'How can you have a top becoming a bottom, mister Buddy Genius Zombie
> Dickhead?'
>
> Just shut the fuck up, will ya.

There may be more than you think.


>
>
>>> but there is gravity, which means
>>> that on global Earth the 'down-arrow' is pointing towards the center
>>> of the sphere regardless of where you are, and the 'up-arrow' is
>>> pointing... No, I think I will let you figure that one out all by
>>> yourself. Extra points if you can incorporate the words 'perpendicular
>>> to the tangent plane'.
>>
>> You can't figure it out, ...
>
> Are you immune to irony?

Cut the bullshit condescension!

My comments are not in the same spirit as yours, I am trying to show you
what you are displaying...a patronizing arrogance.


>> ... that is why you have to dodge with bullshit
>> condescension! "I will let you figure it out", :-), typical transparent
>> atheist shallowism. :-).
>
> You are, if you're not just pretending to be one, a complete and utter
> imbecile. You have no clue about basic physics, and you ask question
> that most first graders have understood the answers to. I now know why
> I had you in my kill file.

Because you are superior?

There may be more than what you think.


>>
>> You can't answer the question because it goes beyond your science into a
>> dimension beyond your tiny science, like the existence of your Creator.
>
> Take your creator and go find a room.

Then you would be left in nothing.

You pretend in your science to have answers, but all you have is a grain
of sand that knows nothing of the grain of sand next to it.

If your science and "gravity definitions" was so great for this world,
you would have answers, instead of band-aid solutions.

If you want an example, here is one: you know how to make wind power
work for you, but do you know what damage to the environment those
windmills are causing to build and operate?

That's your science for you.

What about the war in Ukraine? All that horrendous pollution that no
one is talking, but wow, what great science there is in all those
missiles and other military hardware.



>> "How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth...and
>> looking up...on a ball?"
>
> 'Mickey, when you start in First grade the teacher will explain it all
> to you. Now, go play with the crayons you haven't eaten yet.'
>>
>> Clearly, you are not 'Mr Figured It All Out', Runz. :-).
>
> From you I take that as a compliment.

Put you ego away, and start thinking, rather, reaching, out beyond your box.

What are you afraid of?

Michael McLean

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If you are standing on a rock in Rockyville, Rocklands in Australiarock,
does the universe revolve around you, or do you revolve around the universe?

It is all about your perception, first and foremost, not the details,
facts, dictionary terms and definitions.

That is what you are missing.

Once you understand that, you'll understand that everything is a belief.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:10:32 PM1/19/23
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Really? Thanks for that.

Now you've got to ask yourself, if there is no up or down in space, and
no up or down on our planet, why do we have an up and down in our
perception?

Don't say aliens, please.

Michael McLean

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So if it isn't a ball, what is it? A triangle?

Andrew W

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:28:49 PM1/19/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqcfnh$1mhca$1...@dont-email.me...
It's simply because we are stuck to this planet's surface. That's all. The
surface is always down for us. It's really simple.

>
>> And we're right back where we started.
>
>Yes, because your answer is unsatisfactory, and you know it, and now you
>should feel it.
>

Normal people don't even need to ask the questions you're asking.

Your problem is calling the earth just a "ball", and also bringing religion
into it.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:51:50 PM1/19/23
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Nah, you're not hearing.


>
>>
>>> And we're right back where we started.
>>
>> Yes, because your answer is unsatisfactory, and you know it, and now
>> you should feel it.
>>
>
> Normal people don't even need to ask the questions you're asking.
>
> Your problem is calling the earth just a "ball", and also bringing
> religion into it.

:-).

You're not normal, Alien Buddy. Don't try to write it off as religion,
thanks. It is a big ball. Try to be normal.

And you are still not seeing what I am saying.





Mike

Andrew W

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Jan 19, 2023, 6:54:03 PM1/19/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqcink$1mhcd$8...@dont-email.me...
Reread what I said.

The earth is basically shaped like a ball but it is not a small ball.

You are being deliberately doltish and obstinate.

Michael McLean

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On 19/01/2023 9:59 pm, Tim wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 4:19:48 PM UTC-5, Michael McLean wrote:
>> On 18/01/2023 11:48 pm, Tim wrote:
>>> On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 5:29:27 AM UTC-5, Malte Runz wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 14:07:56 +1100, Michael McLean
>>>> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 18/01/2023 10:40 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:24:03 -0500, Ted <tedsm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 07:46:20 +1100, Michael McLean
>>>>>>> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>>>>>>>>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary
>>>>>>> "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>>>>>>>>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does
>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable
>>>>>>> that's
>>>>>>>>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat
>>>>>>> Earther? You
>>>>>>>>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Piggybacking
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how
>>>>>>> we can
>>>>>>>> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91IU8cFJ7o
>>>>>
>>>>> A zombie screaming what someone told him doesn't explain it.
>>>> You don't believe that gravity is a thing?
>>>
>>> He doesn't believe that motorbikes are facts. He's obviously an idiot.

>> A motorbike is a motorbike, that is why we call it a motorbike and not a
>> fact, dickhead.

Tim inquired:
> So, give me an example of a fact.

Okay.

You're a dickhead.




Mike


>
>>
>> Mike, explaining the facts of life to dickhead Tim.
>
> According to you facts are facts. So what's to explain?
>
>>
>> No charge (so charitable).
>
> You can't charge for what you don't have.

Andrew W

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Jan 19, 2023, 7:00:14 PM1/19/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqcil2$1mhcd$7...@dont-email.me...
Because to us, the ground where we stand is always down.
Up and down are just words we use when we drop something and have to pick it
up. Beyond the surface of this planet this whole issue is irrelevant.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 7:05:16 PM1/19/23
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Small or large is irrelevant. You are being doltish and ignorant.




Mike



>
> You are being deliberately doltish and obstinate.
>
>

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Andrew W

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Jan 19, 2023, 7:11:33 PM1/19/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqclrn$1mhcd$1...@dont-email.me...
Small or large is very irrelevant because physics are different for a small
ball compared to a large planet.

>
>You are being doltish and ignorant.
>

No, you are asking a question that even an 8 year old wouldn't ask.

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 7:12:54 PM1/19/23
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Right.

> Up and down are just words we use when we drop something and have to
> pick it up.

Up and down are forces.


> Beyond the surface of this planet this whole issue is
> irrelevant.

You still don't get it.

We...live...in...a...dimension...of...up...and...down...in...a...realm
...that...has...no...regard...for...our...perception...of...up...and...
down.

What are we, then?

All powerful beings or just puffs of hot air pretending we are great
thinkers?

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 7:17:43 PM1/19/23
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Don't you mean "relevant?" How? How is a big planet's gravity
different from a small planet's gravity?

But here we go again. I am not talking about gravity, I am talking
about human perception! Try to '8 year old' that would you please?

Dragged down to dead end rabbit holes is not my hobby, Buddy.





Mike


>>
>> You are being doltish and ignorant.
>>
>
> No, you are asking a question that even an 8 year old wouldn't ask.
>
>

--

Dreamer In Colore

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On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:13:27 -0800 (PST), Oko Tillo
<f.spl...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Thursday, January 19, 2023 at 1:40:16 AM UTC-7, Michael McLean wrote:
>> On 19/01/2023 1:04 pm, Oko Tillo wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 6:52:25 PM UTC-7, Michael McLean wrote:
>> >> On 19/01/2023 9:49 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> >>> On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 14:31:04 -0800 (PST), Oko Tillo
>> >>> <f.spl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Wednesday, January 18, 2023 at 2:35:37 PM UTC-7, Michael McLean wrote:
>> >>>>> On 19/01/2023 8:13 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> >>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jan 2023 07:02:57 +1100, Michael McLean
>> >>>>>> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> On 18/01/2023 9:29 pm, Malte Runz wrote:
>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 14:07:56 +1100, Michael McLean
>> >>>>>>>> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> On 18/01/2023 10:40 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 18:24:03 -0500, Ted <tedsm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jan 2023 07:46:20 +1100, Michael McLean
>> >>>>>>>>>>> <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 18/01/2023 5:01 am, Malte Runz wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Jan 2023 01:26:35 -0600, ImprobiBall
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> <impro...@flat.earth> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The sequel to 2017's smash hit Flat Earth Documentary
>> >>>>>>>>>>> "IMPOSSIBALL." A
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Biblical Presentation of the true nature of the earth. What does
>> >>>>>>>>>>> the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> bible say about Flat Earth? The globe earth is very improbable
>> >>>>>>>>>>> that's
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> why the title of this Flat Earth Movie is IMPROBABALL. Enjoy.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://youtu.be/jUtejRHkwqg
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you for real, or are you just pretending to be a Flat
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Earther? You
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> really believe the Earth is flat, and you're willing to debate it?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> Piggybacking
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I am not an anything earther, but I would like you to explain how
>> >>>>>>>>>>> we can
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> be in Australia and not standing on our heads, so to speak.
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91IU8cFJ7o
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> A zombie screaming what someone told him doesn't explain it.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> You don't believe that gravity is a thing?
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Don't be stoopid.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Gravity is just a word someone invented anyway. ...
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Unlike other words?
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> ... Do you really think
>> >>>>>>> screaming "gravity" like that dick in the video explains it?"
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> Yes. Gravity is the reason we 'stick to a ball'.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> That is not the point, though.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> And instead of saying something like 'Einstein proved that gravity is
>> >>>>>>>> not a force' explain what causes the downward acceleration you
>> >>>>>>>> experienced when you were dropped on your head all those years ago.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>> (snip)
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Smart ass doesn't explain a lot, ...
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> True. You haven't explained the downward acceleration.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> ... but it does explain something.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>> True again. It explains why you have trouble understanding basic
>> >>>>>> physics. Did the drop have other long term side effects? Can you use a
>> >>>>>> knife and fork simultaneously?
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> //
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>>> I am not asking why I am stucks to da earths!
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>>> I am asking why (standing on a ball shape of a planet, down south), am I
>> >>>>>>> not standing on my head in Australia?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>> Because the blood will rush to your head and you'll pass out fairly
>> >>>>>> quickly?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>>> Explain that, genius.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>> If you think 'south' means 'down' on our spherical Earth I doubt you'd
>> >>>>>> be able to understand even the simplest explanation. Go practice that
>> >>>>>> knife and fork thing instead.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> You haven't go
>> >>>>
>> >>>> t an answer so you try to hide yourself in shallow,
>> >>>>> juvenile bullshit. In other words, 'trying to be a clever boy' talk.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> How is it everyone on earth has their feet flat on the earth and looking
>> >>>>> up...on a ball?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Sweet Bastet on a pillow, Malte -- I had thought he was just
>> >>>> having a lark here, playing silly buggers and having us on ...
>> >>>> but he actually doesn't get it at all, does he?
>
>
>//
>
>> >>> I don't know... He has difficulties with the concept of 'mass
>> >>> attracting mass' and now he is onto something about extra dimensions.
>> >>> Maybe we should have our local specialist, Andrew W, aka 'QAndrew',
>> >>> aka 'Qewie', aka 'the Blunder from Down Under', aka 'the Brown
>> >>> Aussie', maybe he could teach us all about those unknown extra
>> >>> dimensions.
>
>> >>> Or I could go find something on rumormill news.
>
>> > LOL!
>
>
>> >> Oh please, stop waffling and pulling each other's dicks,
>
>Ah, once again your unending fascination with men having sex.
>Why don't you just make yourself happier by coming out of that closet?
>Most people really aren't judgmental these days, you know
>
>
>> oh glorious
>> >> ones, and try to address the question, Mr All Knowing "Third Dimension
>> >> for years."
>
>Given that I never said anything like that, your reputation as
>an endless font of non sequiturs is safe.
>
>> > You can lead an ass to science, Malte, but you can't make it think.
>
>> You two offer each other a reach around and call that "science?"
>
>Really, just come out. It'll be a relief.
>
>
>
>> For the record, you haven't presented any scientific information, you
>> monumental wanker-mouth! :-)))))))))))))))).
>
>Actually I have.
>So as Artie would put it: "YOU CAN'T READ!!!!!".
>
>
>Sri

I think we should make note of the time and date when Duke came back
to life. It's a miracle.

--
Cheers,
Dreamer
AA 2306

"What I have done is to show that it is possible for the way the
universe began to be determined by the laws of science. In that case,
it would not be necessary to appeal to God to decide how the universe
began. This doesn’t prove that there is no God, only that God is not
necessary."

Stephen Hawking

Andrew W

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Jan 19, 2023, 9:39:09 PM1/19/23
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"Michael McLean" wrote in message news:tqcmj1$1mhcd$1...@dont-email.me...
Yes relevant.

>
>How? How is a big planet's gravity different from a small planet's
>gravity?
>

I didn't say small planet. You are twisting things.
But small planets would arguably have less gravity.

>
>But here we go again. I am not talking about gravity, I am talking about
>human perception! Try to '8 year old' that would you please?
>

Human perception is just the result of what human senses pick up, plus
societal beliefs etc.
What's the reason why you want to know how people can "keep their feet flat
on the earth and looking up on a ball"?
Just explain what you don't understand.

>
>Dragged down to dead end rabbit holes is not my hobby, Buddy.
>
>
>
>Mike
>
>
>>>
>>> You are being doltish and ignorant.
>>>

According to you, everyone here is being such. It's more likely that you are
the one with a problem.
You spam this newsgroup with several banal posts every day.

>>
>> No, you are asking a question that even an 8 year old wouldn't ask.
>>
>>
>


--

Michael McLean

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Jan 19, 2023, 11:04:09 PM1/19/23
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Then your point is moot because I was talking about the world as a ball
shape.



>> But here we go again.  I am not talking about gravity, I am talking
>> about human perception!  Try to '8 year old' that would you please?
>>
>
> Human perception is just the result of what human senses pick up, plus
> societal beliefs etc.

Great, thanks.



> What's the reason why you want to know how people can "keep their feet
> flat on the earth and looking up on a ball"?
> Just explain what you don't understand.

"Explain what I don't understand", yeah, rightio! :-).

I have explained.

Our perception says up or down, the planet's, outer space as you say,
does not have an up or down.

There is a disconnect. See if you can explain it. What enables us to
ignore the distinction? Is there a dimension in us that enables us to
override the fact that we live on a round planet.

Unless we are not on a round planet, we only think we are?

We have throughout history believed many things that have been
fundamentally untrue! I wonder in 100 years if they will look back and
say, what a bunch of goat herders, like many geniuses do in our day and
age about the past.

I know one thing medically: chemotherapy and radiation will be viewed as
ridiculous, compared to bloodletting and asthma cigarettes.

How is it you believe in far-fetched alien existence but can't, or
won't, understand what I am saying? I think you antagonists need to
look up instead of constantly looking down on me in your glorious "I bin
to skool" superiority.

You and Malte need to start looking outside the box. I believe they
call that lateral..........THINKING, Mr Consider Thyself To Be Normal!



Mike





>
>>
>> Dragged down to dead end rabbit holes is not my hobby, Buddy.
>>
>>
>>
>> Mike
>>
>>
>>>>
>>>> You are being doltish and ignorant.
>>>>
>
> According to you, everyone here is being such. It's more likely that you
> are the one with a problem.
> You spam this newsgroup with several banal posts every day.
>
>>>
>>> No, you are asking a question that even an 8 year old wouldn't ask.
>>>
>>>
>>
>
>

--

Gravity Sucks Balls

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On 1/19/23 16:22, Andrew W wrote:
> There's your first mistake (and not just yours). Stop just calling the
> earth a "ball" because that shrinks it all down to something you can
> hold in your hand which throws out all the planetary physics. Calling
> the earth a small ball is what makes this all look ridiculous, so stop it.

So you prefer big balls. Check.

Do you like to hold them together?

Gravity sucks balls. See how I did that?

Gravity Sucks Balls

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On 1/19/23 18:11, Andrew W wrote:
>>>
>>> The earth is basically shaped like a ball but it is not a small ball.
>>
>> Small or large is irrelevant.
>
> Small or large is very irrelevant because physics are different for a
> small ball compared to a large planet.
>
>>
>> You are being doltish and ignorant.
>>
>
> No, you are asking a question that even an 8 year old wouldn't ask.

So you teach 8 year olds about big balls and that size matters. Roger that.

Frank Lee

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Michael McLean <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:

> If you are standing on a rock in Rockyville, Rocklands in Australiarock,
> does the universe revolve around you, or do you revolve around the universe?

You are part of the universe, and the universe is part of
you. But the universe takes no notice of you.

> It is all about your perception, first and foremost, not the details,
> facts, dictionary terms and definitions.
>
> That is what you are missing.
>
> Once you understand that, you'll understand that everything is a belief.

It's easy to understand. You realize how ignorant you
are, and you need to compensate by expounding some really
deep shit that's above everybody else's understanding.

See? Atheists are telepathic.

<snip meaninglessness>

Tim

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Jan 20, 2023, 2:11:55 AM1/20/23
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No, according to you dickheads are dickheads. Give me an example of a fact.

Michael McLean

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Jan 20, 2023, 4:15:17 AM1/20/23
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On 20/01/2023 5:03 pm, Frank Lee wrote:
> Michael McLean <michaelm...@outlook.com> wrote:
>
>> If you are standing on a rock in Rockyville, Rocklands in Australiarock,
>> does the universe revolve around you, or do you revolve around the universe?

Frank Lee wrote:
> You are part of the universe, and the universe is part of
> you. But the universe takes no notice of you.

I am flattered that you do, then.

Be still my beating heart.




Mike

PS: But what a sad meal that you atheists set before yourself; totally
contrary to who you are.


>> It is all about your perception, first and foremost, not the details,
>> facts, dictionary terms and definitions.
>>
>> That is what you are missing.
>>
>> Once you understand that, you'll understand that everything is a belief.
>
> It's easy to understand. You realize how ignorant you
> are, and you need to compensate by expounding some really
> deep shit that's above everybody else's understanding.
>
> See? Atheists are telepathic.
>
> <snip meaninglessness>

Michael McLean

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On 20/01/2023 3:08 pm, Gravity Sucks Balls wrote:
> On 1/19/23 16:22, Andrew W wrote:
>> There's your first mistake (and not just yours). Stop just calling the
>> earth a "ball" because that shrinks it all down to something you can
>> hold in your hand which throws out all the planetary physics. Calling
>> the earth a small ball is what makes this all look ridiculous, so stop
>> it.

GSB wrote:
> So you prefer big balls. Check.
>
> Do you like to hold them together?

And play with them?

> Gravity sucks balls. See how I did that?

Can you read anywhere where I called the earth a small ball?

:-).






Mike

Andrew W

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"Gravity Sucks Balls" wrote in message news:tqd41e$1i5m$1...@gioia.aioe.org...

>On 1/19/23 16:22, Andrew W wrote:
>> There's your first mistake (and not just yours). Stop just calling the
>> earth a "ball" because that shrinks it all down to something you can hold
>> in your hand which throws out all the planetary physics. Calling the
>> earth a small ball is what makes this all look ridiculous, so stop it.
>
>So you prefer big balls. Check.
>

Use correct terminology. The earth is a sphere. A ball is a toy.

>
>Do you like to hold them together?
>
>Gravity sucks balls. See how I did that?
>

Why the profanity?

Michael McLean

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On 20/01/2023 9:33 pm, Andrew W wrote:
> "Gravity Sucks Balls"  wrote in message
> news:tqd41e$1i5m$1...@gioia.aioe.org...
>
>> On 1/19/23 16:22, Andrew W wrote:
>>> There's your first mistake (and not just yours). Stop just calling
>>> the earth a "ball" because that shrinks it all down to something you
>>> can hold in your hand which throws out all the planetary physics.
>>> Calling the earth a small ball is what makes this all look
>>> ridiculous, so stop it.
>>
>> So you prefer big balls. Check.
>>
>
> Use correct terminology. The earth is a sphere. A ball is a toy.
>
>>
>> Do you like to hold them together?
>>
>> Gravity sucks balls. See how I did that?
>>
>
> Why the profanity?

The kinds of things you say are profanity.

For instance, saying I said the earth is a small ball.

Disgusting!

Michael McLean

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Jan 20, 2023, 6:03:11 AM1/20/23
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You wanted a fact, you got it. You are a dickhead.





Mike

Tim

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Jan 20, 2023, 7:40:37 AM1/20/23
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You said facts are facts. Dickheads are dickheads and bikes are bikes. So what are facts?

Oko Tillo

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On Friday, January 20, 2023 at 3:33:23 AM UTC-7, Andrew W wrote:
> "Gravity Sucks Balls" wrote in message news:tqd41e$1i5m$1...@gioia.aioe.org...
> >On 1/19/23 16:22, Andrew W wrote:

//

> >> There's your first mistake (and not just yours). Stop just calling the
> >> earth a "ball" because that shrinks it all down to something you can hold
> >> in your hand which throws out all the planetary physics. Calling the
> >> earth a small ball is what makes this all look ridiculous, so stop it.

> >So you prefer big balls. Check.

> Use correct terminology. The earth is a sphere.

Actually the correct terminology is "oblate spheroid".
What you get when you rotate an ellipse around its minor axis.



Sri

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