Chuckles
Kelsey Bjarnason
http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/guestessays/religion101.html
# Which of the following is the most compelling evidence for the
existence of an intelligent and loving Designer?
1. The little girl born in Egypt with two functioning heads
2. The screams of a baby seal as it is torn apart by a shark
3. The superiority of the octopus eyeball to the human
4. A Caribbean sunset
# A Christian couple has just returned from their fiftieth anniversary
celebration, when suddenly the husband falls to the ground, clutching his
chest. Assuming the morally proper action is to try to save his life,
what is the most morally proper action the wife could take?
1. Call 911
2. Put him in the car and race to the hospital herself
3. Administer CPR
4. Fall on her knees and pray to the Lord to spare his life
# We know that Christianity is true because the Gospel writers, inspired
by God who can make no error, recorded the founding events. For example,
on the first Easter morning, the visitors to the tomb were greeted by
which of the following:
1. A young man (Mark 16:5)
2. No, no, it was no man, it was an angel (Matthew 28:2-5)
3. You're both wrong, it was two men (Luke 24:4)
4. Damn it, there was nobody there (John 20:1-2)
And so forth.
Definitely worth a browse. :)
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Religion: A solution to a non-existant problem.
Uncle Vic
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> Religion 101, Final Exam:
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> http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/guestessays/religion101.html
My favorite:
A great sadness has come into your life which you feel you cannot bear. A
friend informs you of a free counseling service which has never failed to
aid and comfort many others. You call the counselor; the phone rings and
rings with no answer; you finally hang up. What is the most likely
explanation?
1. The counselor is sitting by the phone but not answering in order to
test your faith in him
2. The counselor is fully qualified and able to help you, but just
doesn't feel like it right now
3. The counselor will not answer because he wants you to profit by the
spiritual strength that only comes through suffering
4. The counselor is not home
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Separator of Church and Reason.
Convicted by Earthquack.
Looking forward to May 21, 2012 or is it 2011? Or is it sometime in
December? These idiots can't even agree...
Larry
@spankydtr.localhost.net:
> Religion: A solution to a non-existant problem.
>
Oh, I LIKE that one!....(c;]
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Larry
If a man goes way out into the woods all alone and says something,
is it still wrong, even though no woman hears him?