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BIDEN KNEW WHAT DAY IT WAS!

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JTEM

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Feb 21, 2024, 7:56:26 AMFeb 21
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Biden woke up early yesterday afternoon and,
defying critics, seemed to know what day it
was.

"It's Tuesday," he said. And it was indeed Tuesday,
February 20!

"It's Tuesday," Biden spoke while wiping the sleep
from his eyes. "Did I win the election?"

Experts were quick to point out that Biden only
had a 1-in-7 chance of correctly guessing the
day of the week, but he had only gotten it wrong
for the previous three previous mornings straight.

"The President is getting it right one out of every
four times," an expert in cognition explained, "And
many are telling me that's pretty consistent.
Considering that there's only a one in seven chance
at getting it right with a guess," we pointed out,
that means the President is in top form, the best
we've seen in years."

Kamala Harris, who sat waiting in the wings for
the President to take his morning fall, was
delighted to hear the news.

"I'm ready," the Vice President said. "I'm ready to
step in. You're going to love me as President,"
she suggested. "Or else."





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Maximus

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Feb 21, 2024, 8:44:41 AMFeb 21
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Michael Christ

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Feb 21, 2024, 7:34:36 PMFeb 21
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Funny.

I not sure what is the bigger circus, them or the media that creates the
circus.




Michael Christ

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YET sinners, Christ died for us.

Jeremiah 10:23 O LORD, I know that the way of man is not in himself: it
is not in man that walketh to direct his steps.

Psalms 53:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt
are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.

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is the love of God."

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pretending he is the meaning of life."

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still according to my power," says the Lord.

What does a fool do? A fool looks for a "nothing" in a "something" in
order to explain the existence of existence.

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 What a gift in a fallen world!"

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that we would behold the glory of God, and that we should bring forth
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Yap Honghor

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Feb 22, 2024, 6:05:59 AMFeb 22
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Or else it will be far more terrible for the WH to be taken over by a big liar and a big cheater!
And it seems those eyeing the throne are mostly elderly elites, meaning US is short of able younger people!

Skeeter

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Feb 22, 2024, 7:39:05 AMFeb 22
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In article <6f394e61-ad98-493e...@googlegroups.com>,
hhya...@gmail.com says...
It already is.

> And it seems those eyeing the throne are mostly elderly elites, meaning US is short of able younger people!

Because public schools are putting out robots.


Africa-Has-No-Other-Boss-But-Jesus

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Feb 22, 2024, 12:05:04 PMFeb 22
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FUCK JOE BRANDON !
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