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Apoligies Are in Order, from Rev. Samuel Harrigon, Faithfully.

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Samuel Harrigon

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Dec 25, 2011, 11:04:52 PM12/25/11
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Dear alt.atheism frequenters,
I want you all to know that I apologize for the way I have been trying
to shove my opinions on you. It isn't in my faith to be rude to
people. Sometimes, despite my position, I do lose my cool. I simply
wanted to convert some people for the Lord, but, after reading this
past week and exploring your collective thoughts, I have decided it
best to simply blend into this rather neat community, continuing to
explore the differing opinions while subtly adding my own into the
mix. Maybe in time you can forgive me for my rude entrance to the site
and we can be friends.
Also, I want to express that I am not a 'troll.' I really am a pastor,
and have been since 1998. I will concur that my actions have been
troll-like in nature and essence, and that apologies are in order for
that. I will do my best to remedy the ass I have made of myself so you
all can say I am sincere.
I know what comes next--the predictable "F*ck off, Rev, ya bloody
troll," and the like, but regardless, I do want you to know this post
is sincere.

I hope every last person here had a great and enjoyable holiday
season, and a magical New Year to come.

Regards,
Rev. Samuel Harrigon
-Good Old Gospel Ship Church

SkyEyes

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Dec 26, 2011, 1:09:01 AM12/26/11
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^^^^^^^^^
The Problem

Thanks for the good wishes, but I believe you'll find we're not big on
"magical" things happening.

Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
BAAWA Knight of the Golden Litterbox
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net OR
skyeyes nine at yahoo dot com

David Canzi

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Dec 26, 2011, 1:50:24 AM12/26/11
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Samuel Harrigon <samha...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Dear alt.atheism frequenters,
>I want you all to know that I apologize for the way I have been trying
>to shove my opinions on you. It isn't in my faith to be rude to
>people. Sometimes, despite my position, I do lose my cool. I simply
>wanted to convert some people for the Lord, but, after reading this
>past week and exploring your collective thoughts, I have decided it
>best to simply blend into this rather neat community, continuing to
>explore the differing opinions while subtly adding my own into the
>mix. Maybe in time you can forgive me for my rude entrance to the site
>and we can be friends.
>Also, I want to express that I am not a 'troll.' I really am a pastor,
>and have been since 1998. I will concur that my actions have been
>troll-like in nature and essence, and that apologies are in order for
>that. I will do my best to remedy the ass I have made of myself so you
>all can say I am sincere.
>I know what comes next--the predictable "F*ck off, Rev, ya bloody
>troll," and the like, but regardless, I do want you to know this post
>is sincere.

Everything you've said about yourself here is fiction.
Your apology is no doubt just another fiction.

--
David Canzi | "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."
| -- George Carlin

Colanth

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Dec 26, 2011, 11:46:40 PM12/26/11
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Water is "no doubt" hydrogen and oxygen.
--
"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." - Mark Twain

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